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....(and bored)and I have no way to really go anywhere or buy anything. So I need suggestion on what I can do with the following (I live in a dorm with no kitchen, but I do have a microwave)

I have
2 cans tuna
2 cans spaghetti O's
1 can Spam
1 can spaghetti
1 can turnip greens
1 can wax beens
2 cans black beens
5 cans various condensed soups
1 can grapefruit
1 can chicken broth
1 can been chili
3 cans meat chili
1 can turkey chili
1 can wax beens
1 bottle of peanut butter
1 tin of sardines
about 10 preztels
1 cup of noodle
1 stale gronola bar
1 bottle chipotle tabasco-about half of this went with the MRE
1 "ham and chicken loaf" MRE-this has now been devoured and is no more


interestin ideas anyone?

(I will probably actually try anything that sound edible in the slightest)

It depends upon how long all that must last you. I suggest you heat and eat the MRE and have the pretzels for dessert! :D

take the following.


"2 cans spaghetti O's
1 can Spam
1 can spaghetti
1 can turnip greens
1 can wax beens
2 cans black beens
5 cans various condensed soups
1 can been chili
3 cans meat chili
1 "ham and chicken loaf" MRE
1 can turkey chili
1 can wax beens
1 tin of sardines
about 10 preztels
1 cup of noodle
1 stale gronola bar
1 bottle chipotle tabasco"

and throw away.
then, take the following

"2 cans tuna
1 can grapefruit
1 can chicken broth
1 can spaghetti"

and ignore.

take the following

"1 bottle of peanut butter"

add 1 (one) spoon. eat.

It depends upon how long all that must last you. I suggest you heat and eat the MRE and have the pretzels for dessert! :D
This doesn't have to last me. I am actually currently eating the MRE with tabasco sauce at the suggestion of a roommate.

Ok.

Take all cans of chili, and combine them.

Take all cans of beans, drain the water in them, and mix with chili.


Heres where we get creative.

Take the Spam, and crumble it into the chili, and season with liberal doses of the tobasco.

Spam Chili and Beans.

BAM, BITCH!

Ok.

Take all cans of chili, and combine them.

Take all cans of beans, drain the water in them, and mix with chili.


Heres where we get creative.

Take the Spam, and crumble it into the chili, and season with liberal doses of the tobasco.

Spam Chili and Beans.

BAM, BITCH!

*Goes looking for a large bowl, and a can opener (I seem to have misplaced mine. That makes this prject alot harder)*

Seriously, I will try this when I find said objects.

I would warn you this will make a lot of this concoction.

You could even add the wax beans to make even more of it.

If it sucks, feed it to your roomates. Hungry roomates will eat anything.

In they dont eat it, and you do.....you may die of the dribbling shits.

But do let me know what happens!

Ok.

Take all cans of chili, and combine them.

Take all cans of beans, drain the water in them, and mix with chili.


Heres where we get creative.

Take the Spam, and crumble it into the chili, and season with liberal doses of the tobasco.

Spam Chili and Beans.

BAM, BITCH!
Damn, that's exactly what I was going to say! Seriously, right down to the "BAM, BITCH!"

...You gotta stop reading my mind, man. :(

Damn, that's exactly what I was going to say! Seriously, right down to the "BAM, BITCH!"

...You gotta stop reading my mind, man. :(


Stop thinking so loud.

take the following.


"2 cans spaghetti O's
1 can Spam
1 can spaghetti
1 can turnip greens
1 can wax beens
2 cans black beens
5 cans various condensed soups
1 can been chili
3 cans meat chili
1 "ham and chicken loaf" MRE
1 can turkey chili
1 can wax beens
1 tin of sardines
about 10 preztels
1 cup of noodle
1 stale gronola bar
1 bottle chipotle tabasco"

and throw away.
then, take the following

"2 cans tuna
1 can grapefruit
1 can chicken broth
1 can spaghetti"

and ignore.

take the following

"1 bottle of peanut butter"

add 1 (one) spoon. eat.
WHAT?!?! YOU INHUMAN SOB!!! How DARE you throw away Tabasco?!?!? :eek: :mp5:

WHAT?!?! YOU INHUMAN SOB!!! How DARE you throw away Tabasco?!?!? :eek: :mp5:
* :fluffle: 's my tabasco*

hell, you have spam, what else do you need?

bump

Bedtime, tomorrow I'll make the best one posted here. (thus far Spam chili is winning)

WHAT?!?! YOU INHUMAN SOB!!! How DARE you throw away Tabasco?!?!? :eek: :mp5:
i missed the tobasco. sorry. that goes in with the peanut butter.

Use at that food and follow the directions on the containers and make a giant ass feast, then pig out. Then collapse of overeating and get rushed to the hospital as your stomach threatens to explode, then once all better, do it again!

Mix 1/2 bean chilli and whole of meat chilli (or turkey chilli, either way). Add 1/2 can of black beans. Add noodles (cook first if necessary). Mix in small amount of peanut butter for extra flavour (ever had chilli and cashews? mmh. I imagine peanuts wouldn't be so bad) and as much tobasco as necessary. Microwave.

Grapefruit plus lots of sugar for dessert.

take the following.


"2 cans spaghetti O's
1 can Spam
1 can spaghetti
1 can turnip greens
1 can wax beens
2 cans black beens
5 cans various condensed soups
1 can been chili
3 cans meat chili
1 "ham and chicken loaf" MRE
1 can turkey chili
1 can wax beens
1 tin of sardines
about 10 preztels
1 cup of noodle
1 stale gronola bar
1 bottle chipotle tabasco"

and throw away.
then, take the following

"2 cans tuna
1 can grapefruit
1 can chicken broth
1 can spaghetti"

and ignore.

take the following

"1 bottle of peanut butter"

add 1 (one) spoon. eat.

Agreed.

Make tuna spaghetti! My favorite.
You could try making it with tabasco sauce or you could get some tomatoes, either way; fry the tuna on tabasco and some oil and add the tuna. Cook till golden brown. Make spaghetti. Mix. Gob down.