BackwoodsSquatches
18-04-2005, 07:48
Every town has a couple.
The guy that might smell bad, talking to himself while leading a stuffed llama everywhere he goes.
Or maybe its the guy who frequents the coffee shops and asking everyone where his dog went...
In my town, Its Micheal the Archangel.
Hes God, you see.
It even says so on the money he prints.
If your nice to him, he may give you some of this "heavenly currency", with wich, you can buy a royal title in heaven!
For 50 dollars you can be a king.
For 100, you can be an "Emporer"....whoohoo!
This guy truly believes he is Jesus, God, and everyone else all rolled into one.
Hes even been featured on Comedy Central"s The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, in the "God Stuff" segment.
Megalomania is FUN!
I highly encourage you read this site.
Its worth a few laughs.
Perhaps I'll even share some FatherMichealJesus the Archangel stories.
http://www.archangelmichael.info/
I'll give you a lil snippet from the site.
"I am going to try something different in this the second edition of My autobiography. Instead of weaving a narrative from the beginning of My Earthly life up to the present, I'm going to time-travel, that is, I'm going to go wherever My Spirit leads Me. My Spirit has led Me into the private Heaven of Yahweh God the Father, into the private Heaven of Jesus Christ God the Son, and also out beyond the Cosmos, out where there was no creation until I arrived there in the spring of 1987. Moving upon the face of the "waters" (empty space in this case) as I did in Genesis, I felt a super-ecstatic state that night in 1987 when I had My third out-of-body experience."
See?
The universe didnt even exist until 1987!
The guy that might smell bad, talking to himself while leading a stuffed llama everywhere he goes.
Or maybe its the guy who frequents the coffee shops and asking everyone where his dog went...
In my town, Its Micheal the Archangel.
Hes God, you see.
It even says so on the money he prints.
If your nice to him, he may give you some of this "heavenly currency", with wich, you can buy a royal title in heaven!
For 50 dollars you can be a king.
For 100, you can be an "Emporer"....whoohoo!
This guy truly believes he is Jesus, God, and everyone else all rolled into one.
Hes even been featured on Comedy Central"s The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, in the "God Stuff" segment.
Megalomania is FUN!
I highly encourage you read this site.
Its worth a few laughs.
Perhaps I'll even share some FatherMichealJesus the Archangel stories.
http://www.archangelmichael.info/
I'll give you a lil snippet from the site.
"I am going to try something different in this the second edition of My autobiography. Instead of weaving a narrative from the beginning of My Earthly life up to the present, I'm going to time-travel, that is, I'm going to go wherever My Spirit leads Me. My Spirit has led Me into the private Heaven of Yahweh God the Father, into the private Heaven of Jesus Christ God the Son, and also out beyond the Cosmos, out where there was no creation until I arrived there in the spring of 1987. Moving upon the face of the "waters" (empty space in this case) as I did in Genesis, I felt a super-ecstatic state that night in 1987 when I had My third out-of-body experience."
See?
The universe didnt even exist until 1987!