NationStates Jolt Archive


Days The World Will End

The Druidic Clans
18-04-2005, 03:53
Alrighty, let's make our predictions now! What day do YOU think the world will end? A Monday? A Saturday?

Me, I say a Tuesday. Because the Earth hates us too much to end it on a Monday, and Tuesday's the day we lost hope for a good Monday...The world will end on a Tuesday!
Ogalalla
18-04-2005, 04:02
You know what i was thinking. If the mayans were right with there may of 2012 thing, and if Christians are right with the rapture-7 years-2nd coming of Jesus, then next month might be the rapture. Thought i would bring that up.
Pongoar
18-04-2005, 04:04
According to Douglas Adams, the world will be destroyed by the Vogons on a Thursday.
Monkeypimp
18-04-2005, 04:04
I'm in the earliest timezone, so if anything happens just after midnight I'll try and get on here and warn you all.
DoDoBirds
18-04-2005, 04:06
Time differences are exactly why the world can't end on a given day for everyone.
Evil Arch Conservative
18-04-2005, 04:06
I'm in the earliest timezone, so if anything happens just after midnight I'll try and get on here and warn you all.

He said the world. That's four timezones not including Alaska and Hawaii.
The Druidic Clans
18-04-2005, 04:08
I'm tellin ya, it's gonna end on a Tuesday, and when it does, I'll be there gloating in the end right after I stole and hot-wired a sweet ass car I could never hope to afford...

"Ahahahaha! It's a Tuesday! I told you all! Told you so! AhahaHAAAAAAA-"
The Resi Corporation
18-04-2005, 04:10
According to Douglas Adams, the world will be destroyed by the Vogons on a Thursday.
Well yeah, but some of the Earths survived in the multiverse of probability!

Only to be destroyed on some other occasion by the second guide. Damn cybernetic nightmare birds...
Second Russia
18-04-2005, 04:14
Well, I was planning on ending the world on a Wednesday. But if you guys really insist I'll do it on a Tuesday.

I'm going to destroy the world going backwards through the timezones, so your futures will disappear first.

What date are you guys interested in? New Year is so passe, and Friday the 13th is so overdone. I'm liking St. Patrick's day. The world should end on a St. Patrick's day.

Also, how many more years should I wait? I was planning on doing it this Wednesday but then I realized I'd never get to find out who the "Apprentice" is so I'm gonna wait a bit.

Does a decade or two sound good?
The Druidic Clans
18-04-2005, 04:16
I'd prefer a Monday, but Tuesday's inevitable. Not NEXT Tuesday of course, but on A tuesday...
Andaluciae
18-04-2005, 04:17
December 27, 1984 AD
Crapholistan
18-04-2005, 04:17
I'm in the earliest timezone, so if anything happens just after midnight I'll try and get on here and warn you all.

Will there be flying cars in this crazy world of tomorrow?
Bodhis
18-04-2005, 07:48
It will end at 5:32pm EST on a Monday.....
Wisjersey
18-04-2005, 08:42
I'm sorry to tell you, but the end of the world has be re-scheduled for the year 5,000,000,000 AD.

:D
The Resi Corporation
18-04-2005, 08:43
Well, I was planning on ending the world on a Wednesday. But if you guys really insist I'll do it on a Tuesday.

I'm going to destroy the world going backwards through the timezones, so your futures will disappear first.

What date are you guys interested in? New Year is so passe, and Friday the 13th is so overdone. I'm liking St. Patrick's day. The world should end on a St. Patrick's day.

Also, how many more years should I wait? I was planning on doing it this Wednesday but then I realized I'd never get to find out who the "Apprentice" is so I'm gonna wait a bit.

Does a decade or two sound good?
Do Valentine's day. Go for the irony. :D
Keruvalia
18-04-2005, 08:56
According to Islam, on a Friday. Otherwise ... who knows?
Altazan
18-04-2005, 09:08
better not be on a friday or there'll be hell to pay. i want it on monday, nothing good on tv and hangover from sunday so itd be a slightly better end to a crappy day
The Britainists
18-04-2005, 09:09
The wold will end on May 5th if Tony Blair gets re-elected, well, may 6th then, because he won't have time on the 5th. Him and George Dubya, they'll invade some dodgy country and that dodgy country will fight back and over-run us. I hope its a right-wing country, then I can switch to their side and help them.
Weybl
18-04-2005, 09:11
^^^^somebody doesn't realise that dubya is right wing.
Fascist Squirrels
18-04-2005, 09:15
The wold will end on May 5th if Tony Blair gets re-elected, well, may 6th then, because he won't have time on the 5th. Him and George Dubya, they'll invade some dodgy country and that dodgy country will fight back and over-run us. I hope its a right-wing country, then I can switch to their side and help them.
Uhhh...

What exactly is your definition of "right-wing"? Fascism? No, would have to be farther than that. Are you making a full circle and going for anarchy? :confused: