Im intoxicated
Cosmo Kramerica
17-04-2005, 07:17
- removed my original post
:)
Johnistan
17-04-2005, 07:20
I am also intoxicated, which is why I will not read your long ass post.
Stop thinkinh so fuckming mucch.
BLARGistania
17-04-2005, 07:29
You're trashed. Where the hell do you live? And the mods will lock this soon, I get the feeling. (I made a similiar thread stone and got a nice lock on it. Actually, it was kinda funny.)
intoxicated, you seem serfically pober to me.
*hic*
[opens mouth to speak]
*Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*
[falls backwards in a drunken stupor]
Teh Cameron Clan
17-04-2005, 08:31
I better leave seeing as how i dont have the key :P Ive never had a thread locked on any forums b4 :P altho I was banned for 24hrs for starting an OMGWTFBBQALLCAPS revolution ... btw that was the actual name of my post :P
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
17-04-2005, 08:50
I better leave seeing as how i dont have the key :P Ive never had a thread locked on any forums b4 :P altho I was banned for 24hrs for starting an OMGWTFBBQALLCAPS revolution ... btw that was the actual name of my post :P
hahahaha - bbq? wait... now im hungry.
of course, i live in kansas city, so i wont have to work to hard for bbq. in fact, i have some damn fine ribs in my fridge.
Angry Fruit Salad
17-04-2005, 08:55
I've decided that at any point in time, at least one NSer is drunk..
Sdaeriji
17-04-2005, 09:00
I've decided that at any point in time, at least one NSer is drunk..
I'm drunk most of the time, so that's probably a safe bet.
beer (http://gprime.net/flash.php/thebeersong)
Gataway_Driver
17-04-2005, 10:10
uh Just woken up and i feel lik shite
Tsaraine
17-04-2005, 10:36
The Issue
More and more, citizens are drinking before getting in front of the keyboard. A group of concerned citzens wants something done.
The Debate
1. @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of General's chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous, says that drunk posters need help. "Alcoholism is a nasty thing, a disease. The government has to help these poor souls to avoid the temptations of liquor, and wine, and beer, and hard cider, and brandy, and . . ." His eyes get a glazed far off look, "Where was I? Oh right, we have to help these people, not imprison them."
[Accept]
2. "That’s lovely," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a noted anti-alcohol advocate, "In a perfect world where rehab fixes everything. But this is the real world, and it doesn’t bring back the victims. Drunk posters kill people every day. If they take other's lives, the Moderators must take theirs!"
This is the position Moderation is preparing to adopt.
3. "All of those plans attack the symptoms, not the disease," says Moderator of Intoxication @@RANDOMNAME@@, "Alcohol is a curse, a poison sent by the Devil to tempt mankind. We cannot trust people to make decisions for themselves. The only answer is prohibition. Ban posting completely."
[Accept]
(Names @@RANDOMISED@@ to protect the guilty)
Joking aside; don't post drunk, mmm'kay?
~ Tsar the Mod.