Who do you like?
Who are you attracted to and do you have a chance in hell of going out with them?
Occidio Multus
17-04-2005, 02:38
this may be the most hilarious thing i have ever seen. no one answered!!!!!!
Ernst_Rohm
17-04-2005, 02:40
Who are you attracted to and do you have a chance in hell of going out with them?does holding them captive in a secret sub basement sex dungeon count as going out?
Shouldn't the title be "Whom do you like?"
And no, I'm not telling you....... ;)
New Genoa
17-04-2005, 02:44
Her name is Fuckshitpoopbighottitsthatbulgeandheaveandshereallyhasahotasstooandohyeahshesalsothebiggestslutiveev erseenshelldoanythingexceptwhenthemooniswaxinga.
Occidio Multus
17-04-2005, 02:50
Her name is Fuckshitpoopbighottitsthatbulgeandheaveandshereallyhasahotasstooandohyeahshesalsothebiggestslutiveev erseenshelldoanythingexceptwhenthemooniswaxinga.
and to think you have over 6,000 posts.
Patra Caesar
17-04-2005, 02:50
There are two people I think are Uber-Hot in my uni classes, a brunette and a blonde. I have no chance with either of them. They both have such nice hair and are a few years younger than I, because I'm ancient at 22 ;).
Ernst_Rohm
17-04-2005, 02:51
and to think you have over 6,000 posts.
not a great sign of real world dating prowess
New Genoa
17-04-2005, 02:56
not a great sign of real world dating prowess
I guess that explains everything in my life.
Greater Valia
17-04-2005, 02:57
The one armed amputee hooker down the block from the 7-11....
Ernst_Rohm
17-04-2005, 02:58
I guess that explains everything in my life.
meh its okay... self stimulation is better alot of the time anyway
New Genoa
17-04-2005, 02:58
meh its okay... self stimulation is better alot of the time anyway
I doubt that but it's my only way of understanding the miracle.
New Genoa
17-04-2005, 02:59
The one armed amputee hooker down the block from the 7-11....
Stay away from my brother.
Bodies Without Organs
17-04-2005, 03:07
not a great sign of real world dating prowess
Hush now. Celibacy is like greatness: some chose it, some have it thrust upon them.
Hush now. Celibacy is like greatness: some chose it, some have it thrust upon them.
In regard to sex, this seems very pun filled. Or is it just me? Yes, it's just me I guess.... :(
I love me some Peechland! She's a fine foxxy sexy lady with a personality to die for ;)
That's right Kelley, you know you are! Dont' deny it!
There are two people I think are Uber-Hot in my uni classes, a brunette and a blonde. I have no chance with either of them. They both have such nice hair and are a few years younger than I, because I'm ancient at 22 ;).
Yeah... it sucks being old... ;)
In my degree, there's prolly only a couple of uber hot girls, and max of a dozen hot... pretty poor if you ask me...
Greater Valia
17-04-2005, 04:05
Stay away from my brother.
Well since she has a penis that ruins everything!
Bodies Without Organs
17-04-2005, 04:22
There are two people I think are Uber-Hot in my uni classes, a brunette and a blonde. I have no chance with either of them. They both have such nice hair and are a few years younger than I, because I'm ancient at 22 ;).
You're still a mere slip of a lad at 22. Half your age plus seven still holds as a reasonable rule of thumb. Now, pass me my walking frame, would you, my boy?
Free Soviets
17-04-2005, 04:53
You're still a mere slip of a lad at 22. Half your age plus seven still holds as a reasonable rule of thumb. Now, pass me my walking frame, would you, my boy?
grandpa bwo, when i grow up i want to be just like you.
I can't tell you, but suffice to say that I have no chance. Well, no, I suppose statistically speaking, you aren't allowed to round down to zero, but in any math system normally used, I'd say zero.
Arachnae
17-04-2005, 05:43
SHES GOT HUGE....Tracts of land! :fluffle:
Cannot think of a name
17-04-2005, 05:45
Yeah... it sucks being old... ;)
In my degree, there's prolly only a couple of uber hot girls, and max of a dozen hot... pretty poor if you ask me...
Haha-I'm doing grad work in theater. Not only are most of them attractive, they are actors(tresses)-which mean insecure extroverts. And I'm a playwright-it should be like picking apples off a tree.
but, I don't. Largely because if you all think 22 is old, I'm freakin' acient.
Einsteinian Big-Heads
17-04-2005, 05:50
SHES GOT HUGE....Tracts of land! :fluffle:
Is any thread topic safe from the influences of the Pythons?
Haha-I'm doing grad work in theater. Not only are most of them attractive, they are actors(tresses)-which mean insecure extroverts. And I'm a playwright-it should be like picking apples off a tree.
but, I don't. Largely because if you all think 22 is old, I'm freakin' acient.
We've finally learned something about CTOF...? :eek:
Cannot think of a name
17-04-2005, 10:30
We've finally learned something about CTOF...? :eek:
What, you think finding out I'm a 33 year old playwrighting grad student who for some reason can't mack on actresses and you start thinkin' you know me, like you 'summed me up?'
Yeah, actually-that about sums me up.
damn
You don't need to know, and no.
Haha-I'm doing grad work in theater. Not only are most of them attractive, they are actors(tresses)-which mean insecure extroverts. And I'm a playwright-it should be like picking apples off a tree.
but, I don't. Largely because if you all think 22 is old, I'm freakin' acient.
God I hate you :p
;)
Seterinia
17-04-2005, 10:56
Playwright is the new pimp. :D
Who are you attracted to and do you have a chance in hell of going out with them?
Three words:
TInk, and no. ;)
This is one of the most amusing threads I've seen in a while, though. And I mean this in in a good way.
Oh, and I agree, that should be 'whom'. But don't mind me. I'm just running a one-man campaign for the respect and upholding of the word 'whom'...
Sharazar
17-04-2005, 11:35
Is any thread topic safe from the influences of the Pythons?
Don't be silly.
Anyway, i didn't think i stood a chance, but apparently i did, as of last night it's official, we're a couple! I didn't think i did coz she had this guy in germany, but she told him and he's been understanding, so now he's out of the picture and it's just us two.
Why am i telling u? Because i don't know u, and no one knows who i am, and our relationships been kinda secret at school so i haven't been able to tell anyone, I'M IN LOVE!
As a result i am very happy. Fluffles for all!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Pure Metal
17-04-2005, 11:43
check the sig :rolleyes:
Funky Beat
17-04-2005, 11:44
Is any thread topic safe from the influences of the Pythons?
The influences of the Pythons can be found everywhere, EBH.
Hmm... statistical likelihood of me going out with the girl I like... let's see, we've just finished statistics.... ermmm...well, its something very low, I'm afraid...
Cannot think of a name
17-04-2005, 11:58
Playwright is the new pimp. :D
The Pimp Pyramid of Theater actually goes-
Straight actor
Director
Tech/Run crew
'Background' actor
Gay actor-in some sort of weird way that I never really unraveled...
Playwright/dramaturg
Currently I have... hrm. Somewhere between 'the same chance as a budgie in a blender' and 'a snowball's chance in hell'. If I ever move to London it might get updated to 'the same chance I have of winning the lottery without having actually bought a lottery ticket'.
Yay, something to look forward too.
World wide allies
17-04-2005, 12:06
Currently I have... hrm. Somewhere between 'the same chance as a budgie in a blender' and 'a snowball's chance in hell'. If I ever move to London it might get updated to 'the same chance I have of winning the lottery without having actually bought a lottery ticket'.
Yay, something to look forward too.
Isn't optimism fun :p
Isn't optimism fun :p
No. No it isn't.
...
:p
Anyway, I prefer to be a realist. All this optimism/pessimisim, 'things MIGHT be really good'/'things will TOTALLY be really bad' stuff is daft. There's no way to really know how things will be until they are. Assuming they'll be one or the other is just a waste of energy.
Having said that, my last post still stands. A snowball's chance in hell, I tell you!
Cannot think of a name
17-04-2005, 12:13
'the same chance as a budgie in a blender'
Is that good? Bad? Is it a leading cause of budgie destruction, or blender fatalities?
Um....I don't know what a budgie is. Maybe thats where my problem lies. Sounds like something unpleasent found in your shorts...
Um....I don't know what a budgie is. Maybe thats where my problem lies. Sounds like something unpleasent found in your shorts...
LOL!!!!!
A budgie = budgerigar. A small parrot.
Cannot think of a name
17-04-2005, 12:23
LOL!!!!!
A budgie = budgerigar. A small parrot.
Ah, you Aussies and your space alien animals...
The Plutonian Empire
17-04-2005, 12:24
Who are you attracted to and do you have a chance in hell of going out with them?
I'm no longer attracted to a particular NS'er anymore. :(
And I highly doubt that I'd have ANY chance in hell of going out with a female i've met here on NS. :p
Ah, you Aussies and your space alien animals...
They're possibly the only native creature we have that can't kill, poison, or seriously maim you. :D
Pure Metal
17-04-2005, 12:28
They're possibly the only native creature we have that can't kill, poison, or seriously maim you. :D
damn aussies... even your wildlife is interesting :p
sucky UK :(
damn aussies... even your wildlife is interesting :p
sucky UK :(
Interesting? Hell, I'd do anything to get away from it :eek: :p
The Winter Alliance
17-04-2005, 12:35
I'm attracted to a lot of people around me, most of them female, alas the odds of me developing a serious relationship with one of them is very low as dating would only waste precious time I could be using to play computer games.
Viva la Hippy
17-04-2005, 12:54
marat safin
:D
I'm attracted to a lot of people around me, most of them female, alas the odds of me developing a serious relationship with one of them is very low as dating would only waste precious time I could be using to play computer games.
Don't forget the money that could be put to better use buying computer games, too.
Don't forget the money that could be put to better use buying computer games, too.
Buy...computer games? How ridiculous. :p
Buy...computer games? How ridiculous. :p
By 'buying video games' I mean paying for a high-speed internet connection
The Winter Alliance
17-04-2005, 13:05
Alas I already have so many computer games that there are some that are still waiting to be loaded unto my computer, I couldn't possibly justify buying any more at this time. In reality I should find someone to divest some of my games unto.
By 'buying video games' I mean paying for a high-speed internet connection
That's exactly it. :D
They're possibly the only native creature we have that can't kill, poison, or seriously maim you. :D
I had a cousin... upset a flock of budgies... wasn't pretty...
Do you even know how much plastic surgery costs these days? :D
I had a cousin... upset a flock of budgies... wasn't pretty...
Do you even know how much plastic surgery costs these days? :D
Ooh, I take it back then. Magpies, yes (Ouch. That one actually happened to me), Cockies, yes, Crows, yes, even Galahs, yes...but never heard of Budgies.
Yup, every animal here can and will kill you if it can. :D
Ooh, I take it back then. Magpies, yes (Ouch. That one actually happened to me), Cockies, yes, Crows, yes, even Galahs, yes...but never heard of Budgies.
Yup, every animal here can and will kill you if it can. :D
Especially those drop bears. Nasty buggers.
Especially those drop bears. Nasty buggers.
Heheheh! Shh, people aren't supposed to know about them. ;)