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Ever wondered where your tax went? Topless barmaids and bondage workshops

Patra Caesar
16-04-2005, 06:06
I'll take off my shirt and serve you drinks for half a million dollar grant... For those of you who are too lazy to read the news articles posted below here is the gist: The government have given half a million dollars to a topless bar to build a confrence room, only they're going to make it into just another bar area. Meanwhile the water quality in the area is avarage at best, but over looked (because everyone was looking at the topless barmaids I guess). In the second article money that was supposed to go towards educating sex workers to the dangers of STDs was instead used to pay for 'bondage classes' for a minority of 'elite.'


Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12862644-13762,00.html)
Topless bar gets Federal grant
By Lachlan Heywood
April 15, 2005

A NORTH Queensland pub with topless barmaids was awarded a $500,000 regional grant, but a proposal in the same area to improve water quality was overlooked.

An inquiry into alleged Federal Government pork-barrelling on the Atherton Tableland, west of Cairns, heard yesterday that private businesses were awarded grants in direct competition, and without the knowledge, of other businesses. In one case, a $200,000 grant was offered to a Tolga business to help build a house.

Another $200,000 grant was awarded to develop a caravan park at Kalamunda, eight months before a development application was considered by Atherton Shire Council.

The grants are being investigated by the Senate's finance and public administration committee.

The Atherton Hotel, known locally as the Stump Hotel, was awarded a $500,000 grant to build a conference hall under the Government's controversial sustainable regions scheme in November 2003.

But the hotel's competitors said the taxpayer-funded extension – which is yet to be built – would be used for poker machines and other pub activities.

The pub currently had topless barmaids on Wednesday nights, the inquiry in Cairns was told.

"If they want to do it with their own money (they can), not if they are going to get $500,000 so they can extend the area for topless barmaids," said Michael Nasser, who runs the nearby Barron Valley Hotel.

Mr Nasser said proper checks were not carried out and the grant was awarded against guidelines that prohibit projects competing with existing businesses.

Atherton Shire councillor Len Curtis said regional grants were meant to benefit the whole region, not selected individuals.

"I have no problem with the funding at all, it's just the way it has been managed," he said.

"The caravan park (at Kalamunda) was not even approved when the money was given."

Dimbulah Reticulated Water Supply Action Group spokesman Dennis McKinley told the inquiry he was disgusted approaches for funding to fix the town's water problems were dismissed.

"I believe the Federal Government has an obligation to provide the very basic commodity of life," he said.

"(But) we were never given the opportunity to put forward a submission in real terms."

In other developments, Tolga Woodworks proprietor Trevor Allwood told the inquiry how a competitor was offered a $200,000 grant – which has not been accepted – to relocate within 50m of his business. Mr Allwood said the money would have been used to build a new factory, showroom and a residence.


Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12862648-13762,00.html)

Taxpayers fund bondage workshop
By Paul Dyer
April 15, 2005

NORTHERN Territory taxpayers funded sadomasochism and bondage workshops, it was revealed last night.

The Northern Territory News has learned a $2500 grant was given to the Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP).

It was spent on three workshops on 'bondage discipline and sadomasochistic practice'.

Attended by Top End sex workers, the three-hour workshops were held late last year at Brown's Mart in Darwin.

They were hosted by two Brisbane experts - Mr Big Pants and Mistress Natasha.

The Northern Territory News obtained a copy of the SWOP newsletter, which is marked 'not for general distribution or display'.

It states: 'Mistress Natasha shared her skills on sexy sexually transmitted infection checks.

'(She) had a lot of props and costumes to show and play. Mr Big Pants talked about introducing fetish and fantasy into your service.'

The article also states: 'SWOP was able to get funding to run this workshop from the Community Benefit Fund (CBF).'

The CBF distributes about $1.5 million in grants each year to non-profit community-based Territory groups.

The money is raised from a levy imposed on electronic gaming machines in licensed hotels.

Opposition MLA John Elferink said last night the money would have been better spent promoting Territory business.

``It goes to the heart of how this Government spends taxpayers' money,'' Mr Elferink said.

NT Treasury communications director Amanda Balchin said last night the funding was provided under the small grants program.

``That's in keeping with the intent of the program.''
Branin
16-04-2005, 06:15
I voted for everthing. Just for fun.
Domici
16-04-2005, 06:29
Well I for one don't have a problem with it.

I can wear my own rubber, but an incompotent dominatrix... Now that's dangerous. ;)
Jeruselem
16-04-2005, 07:49
Hey, it's better than spending it on shooting people in other nations.
Someone gets some enjoyment out of it!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
16-04-2005, 09:33
well then... glad its going to a good cause. but the stingy bastards could at least share.
Potaria
16-04-2005, 09:35
well then... glad its going to a good cause. but the stingy bastards could at least share.

My thoughts exactly. Bastards.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
16-04-2005, 09:54
My thoughts exactly. Bastards.

exactly. we must start a revolt against these pig dogs. i deserve my lapdance. i worked for it, after all.

"hey, you want a job?"
"sure, what will i be doing?"
"taking taxpayer money and spending it on hookers and booze."
"im tired of these old goverment positions. should we be doing real work?"
"hahahahahaha"
Georty
16-04-2005, 09:55
strippers and bondage for everyone
Unistate
16-04-2005, 11:55
strippers and bondage for everyone

I really like the Aussie government now.
Spanigland
16-04-2005, 12:02
I love your country...
Sephir
16-04-2005, 12:06
Well, this is BUSH we're talking about. What'd you expect?-
Monkeypimp
16-04-2005, 12:16
Finally tax dollars go somewhere useful.
Monkeypimp
16-04-2005, 12:17
Well, this is BUSH we're talking about. What'd you expect?-

Bush? Is this story set in North Queensland, Nebraska or something? Read it again.
Demented Hamsters
16-04-2005, 13:28
Bush? Is this story set in North Queensland, Nebraska or something? Read it again.
Umm, I think he was referring to Bush as a an synonym for female genitalia. Not the President.

Well, I hope so anyway.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-04-2005, 13:50
You have to have your priorities. You can always filter water. But good sadomasochistic bondage is hard to find. :D
Jeruselem
16-04-2005, 13:56
You have to have your priorities. You can always filter water. But good sadomasochistic bondage is hard to find. :D

hehehe, I live in the NT and know where Brown's Mart is.
It's a place for the arts normally, now the erotic Arts. :)
Bodies Without Organs
16-04-2005, 14:09
Umm, I think he was referring to Bush as a an synonym for female genitalia. Not the President.

Well, I hope so anyway.

Hey, its the only bush I trust.
Mt-Tau
16-04-2005, 14:57
Finally! Something I approve my tax dollars be used on!
Yammo
16-04-2005, 15:23
I wanna move to N Queensland....
Karas
17-04-2005, 19:53
Its called investment. The government give out a few hundred thousand dollars in grants to businesses. THese businesses expand and make more profit. Thus, they have to pay more taxes. In the long run, the government gets more back than it spent.
Patra Caesar
18-04-2005, 01:14
Its called investment. The government give out a few hundred thousand dollars in grants to businesses. THese businesses expand and make more profit. Thus, they have to pay more taxes. In the long run, the government gets more back than it spent.

Except that it causes some pre-existing businesses to close down...
Freakstonia
18-04-2005, 02:39
Oh those wacky gentle snow bunnies of north of the Great Lakes.

At least your getting more gratification out of your tax money than we do.
Trammwerk
18-04-2005, 07:03
Meh. My money goes towards corrupt government officials, stagnant aristocratic political parties, wars I oppose, and corrupt corporations.

This? This is actually quite a few steps up. At least I can enjoy these things.
Evil Arch Conservative
18-04-2005, 07:10
Oh those wacky gentle snow bunnies of north of the Great Lakes.

At least your getting more gratification out of your tax money than we do.

Only if they need medical attention.
Hyperslackovicznia
18-04-2005, 08:36
I'd sure like to have my tax dollars go to the BDSM thang...! No doubt!

Call me Mistress Hype... ;)
Swimmingpool
18-04-2005, 22:11
Queensland? I'm not surprised!

Well, this is BUSH we're talking about. What'd you expect?-
It's in Australia.

Hey, it's better than spending it on shooting people in other nations.
Actually, Australia are doing that as well.