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I call my girlfriend bu, bubu, love, my love, and babygirl. What about everyone else?

Restraining Order Number 3.

Most frequently, "Bitch!"

I have a feeling I will get attacked for this but:

I call my wife, Chickadee and Dirty Jap.
She calls me, Fat American or Stupid American or Baka Chan (Stupid Child).

The only really original name i had was for an ex and i called him "Bunny Man"

he was really good at winning things on fair ground stands and i loved toys so he'd always try and win a toy for me. One time he won a rabbit but i didnt want to carry it around the fair so he stuck it in the front of his leather jacket. When i met a friend i said "Oooh, look what he won for me!" and he whipped open his jacket, superman style, and produced the toy rabbit.

He was Bunny Man from then.

Tud. Bet you can't guess what it means.

Edit: On second thought, I bet you can. It's short for Tud Muppin.

Mu. (Sounds like what the cow says.) I have no clue why or what it means, except maybe shorthand for "you're so lovable." Also lovey and sweeheart. A little sickening. maybe?

honey muffin sugar bear baby pie (yeah thats all one name) ........no wait. Thats what I call you Brad.

honey muffin sugar bear baby pie (yeah thats all one name) ........no wait. Thats what I call you Brad.

haha and you're my fluffy bunny from the land of snuffleluffiguss as well as my cotton-candy-lump! ;)

Muffin, or "Huma-na-Huma-na-Hum."

haha and you're my fluffy bunny from the land of snuffleluffiguss as well as my cotton-candy-lump! ;)


I'll be back after dinner my sugar cake honey drop snuggy bear ;)

I'll be back after dinner my sugar cake honey drop snuggy bear ;)

Roger that my wuggle-faced fufu darling!

I call my girlfriend 'Maria.'

This is almost revoltingly cute, Peechland and Kejott.

*Vomit*

This is almost revoltingly cute, Peechland and Kejott.

*Vomit*

Gotta love it! :D

Oh god!

Stupid names my boyfriend has for me...
Snugglebum, Chicky, Huggalicious Peff

Names I have for him...
Lushbum, Whoomphy, Worm Baby

as well as the usual baby, honey, luv, sweetie, pet etc...

This is almost revoltingly cute, Peechland and Kejott.

*Vomit*


I try to make at least one person a day vomit with my cuteness. This makes 2!

must be FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Haha. We've so many nicknames for eachother, we rarely use eachother's actual names.

I call him: Mrow, My Coyote, Blue, M'love, Luv, Pet, Sweetness, Ozone, and Spike.

Since I'm such a cat nut and have always had quite a few cats, my ex-husband and I called each other "Mommy Kitty" and "Daddy Kitty." He found it rather embarrassing when my five-year-old neice went with me to pick him up at work and hollered "Uncle Allan Kitty" in front of all the macho contruction workers. :D

Aww, now isn't that sweet. I have been forced into the role of relationship counsellor as of late, and it leaves very little time for eating. And if I hear one more "term of endearment", I swear I'll lose it and do something crazy, like killin' somebody, or begin to enjoy canned soup. :confused: :eek: :headbang:

Well, my last boyfriend was "babe" or "baby", and before him was "sexy", then before that I had My Prince. There were women before them.. but I pretend they didn't happen.

Now, couples make me want to stab out my eyes with dull, rusty nails! :D

One of the first dates my wife and I had was going to a drive-in movie. At one point, she looked at me and she had a big booger hanging at the end of her nostril.

Her nickname to this day: Boogie

I often just call her Britt. (Her name is brittney, but I am the only one that shortens it). Others I use alot include, sweetie, gorgeous, beautiful, blue eyes and miss britt. Probably the only super squishy one I have ever used is cuddlebug. Mostly I just stick with britt.

I call My fiance "honey" she calls me "sweetheart" and we both call each other "love"

*there goes my evil persona. Oh well :D *

I call my girlfriend bu, bubu, love, my love, and babygirl. What about everyone else?

I don't have a boyfriend to call pet names... :(

arr, piglett.

Well, I don't actually have a girlfriend, but when I pretend to be going out with this girl that's what I call her.

I don't have a boyfriend to call pet names... :(
Where in australia are you from? and do you mind fat ugly people?

Veronica. Doesn't seem like a pet name until you realise I'm talking about a '67 VW Bus.

I never called a girlfriend by a pet name. At least that I can think of. I have a pretty good stare that stops people from doing things around or to me-I don't know how it works or what people think is going to happen if they don't, but I'm not killing that golden egg laying goose anytime soon. Anyway, that means that I've managed to stop any pet names for me before they got going. The worst was when one tried to call me 'lover.' I was pretty close to sicing the cockatoo on her, but that bird wasn't fond of me either so it would have been just as likely that I would've been on the recieving end of that...so...yeah...another response thats too long. I really should be buring this typing energy on something more productive...

Lizard...its cute if you bolth like reptiles, I swear.

dirty mexican

Pixie or Sprite. But then again, what else do you call a 5' 1/2" girl who was wearing a "Naughty Fairie" Halloween Costume the day you met?

Wait, I probably don't want to know what some of you would call her. ;)

My girlfriend is definently kitten.

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I don't have a girlfriend but if I did I would call her Hannah.

my bf calls me sweatheart or honey or baby, I call him David or if I'm being patronising I call him dear

Jew.

I have a few. Kitteny, Chicken's apparel, Pickeny, Aerch, Aetsie, and many others.

Jew.
Only because I want them to be destroyed!

I generally called my ex "*sigh* sit down and stop making a scene"

Peechland and Kejott You 2 need to watch it. I heard 2 diabetic NSers are in a coma now.

You mean apart from Apartment 202?......

Sweetie
Precious
My left Hand.............Never get tired of using that one
(oh thats really dirty know ithink of it!) :D

Where in australia are you from? and do you mind fat ugly people?

lol near Adelaide, you?

Usually I call my fiancee Love or Beloved, but then again I also like word plays that I think are clever.

Warlus :D (intended typo)

no he's not fat and lazy. Actually he's thin.

just plain Love is also used a lot.

huom obs notice But in Finnish

Nothing to see here. My foot was most certainly not in my mouth on this post....

Rightie.

I am SHOCKED that no one made the above joke yet. 40 something posts and no masturbation jokes? I am severely dissapointed.
I'm sure someone put 'my left hand', i thought that was a masturbation joke

I'm sure someone put 'my left hand', i thought that was a masturbation joke

Oh, jeez, I didn't even notice Harlesburg's post. Don't I look like an ass....

Oh, jeez, I didn't even notice Harlesburg's post. Don't I look like an ass....
yes, yes you do :p

mom :eek:

mom :eek:

Stay away from me, you freak!

I'm sure someone put 'my left hand', i thought that was a masturbation joke

The left hand (or right, depending on personal choice) is usually called "Rosie".

Stay away from me, you freak!
It's true.

I call my wife "sugar" or "babe-alicious".

mom :eek:

well... that was something i didn't need to hear about... :eek:

I don't have a gf :(

Although there's a girl or two that I think I'm starting to like... ;)

I call my little sister pippen, not after the LOR Pip, but her kitten who is just plain evil

I call my little sister pippen, not after the LOR Pip, but her kitten who is just plain evil

uhh... your sis is your loved one...??? :eek:

I used to call my ex Qt as Katie and cutie rhymes.

now its evil bitch monster of pain and torture

well... that was something i didn't need to hear about... :eek:
And she calls me "son" too

And she calls me "son" too

no comment...

lesse..I would call my wife if I had one...
Quing Jao (Gloriously Bright, I think), Beauty, Love,...hmm I not to creative :\

lesse..I would call my wife if I had one...
Quing Jao (Gloriously Bright, I think), Beauty, Love,...hmm I not to creative :\ thats frigging sweet and all, but what if she is stupid? or ugly? or you dont love her , you are just married because you knocked her up at a bridge party gone wrong? not saying anything about you personally, but these things happen to people. i would wait to meet your future wife before getting used to names in your head for her.

I call my boyfriend bub, idiot, sethington bear and midget. Even though he's taller than me by a cm. But I'm short so so is he.

We call each other stupeh! (It's stupid with Japanese accent.) Baby Stupeh or Stupeh Person. And the phrase "Doo , you stupeh..." Sometimes I call him Baby Big Hair, when he needs a hair cut and Period Pants when he's in a bad mood. Pet names or names, it's endearing. :)
HAHAHAHA :p I have the coolest boyfriend in the world!

My gf calls me Lemming, Gremlin or sweetie.

Really don't ask about the 1st two...


Oh and I have been with her 2 years today! :D

I used to call my ex-gf: Static Bimbo, hottie, dry sweat, or madi.