NationStates Jolt Archive

I you don't believe me, try playing the Pokemon Rap backwards. Supposedly it says, "I love satan, I love satan! *sounds like spitting or vomitting or something here* I love satan, I love satan! Oh..." where it would say "Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! Yeah... Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! Yeah..." if you played it normally.

Plus, there was that incident back in the 90s (seems so long ago) in Japan where a bunch of children who had never had seizures before had to be admitted to hospitals because the show had a lot of bright colors flashing way too fast.

You wanna know what's even scarier? One of my cats would look exactly like Pikachu if we died her hair yellow with brown stripes and her tail were slightly longer and more zig-zagged. She's the one cat in our house that makes the most trouble. Coincidence? I don't think so. ;)

Note: I don't actually believe that Pokemon is evil, really... but I used to watch the show so they probably got in my head with more subliminal messaging. CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! *Laughs.*

It is evil, why just yesterday my next door neighbours rabbit escaped from its hutch. Instead of trying to catch it the kid next door unleashed "Meoweth" to compete in a pok-e-battle with the rabbit. Once the fight was over and the rabbit seroiusly injured the kid then tried to squash to rabbit into a small "pokeball" in order to catch it for use in later battles.

Which reminds me, what is Pokemon really teaching? I think it's teaching children it's okay to abuse animals! It's teaching kids to make their pets fight with each other, and other people's pets!

BTW, anyone want to buy about a collection of about 2,000 classic Pokemon cards? :D

I came to that conclusion like six, seven years ago. What took you so long?

I came to that conclusion like six, seven years ago. What took you so long?
I told you, they're in my head! I only recently fought it enough to talk about its evils openly, but I still have the compulsion to buy Pokemon merchandise! And I don't even CARE about the darnim show!

To quote Jesussaves: "pokeman is spawn of satan" :D