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So I was just eating a Twix, and we get those stupid multipacks of one finger ones, what's the point?! one finger just isn't enough, i always end up eating two, so does one finger satisfu you or just leave you wanting more?

i wasn't expecting this thread to be about twixes.
sorry.

nb: twix aka raider

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So I was just eating a Twix, and we get those stupid multipacks of one finger ones, what's the point?! one finger just isn't enough, i always end up eating two, so does one finger satisfu you or just leave you wanting more?
i like to eat one and save the other for later.

like, 2 or 3 minutes later.

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So I was just eating a Twix, and we get those stupid multipacks of one finger ones, what's the point?! one finger just isn't enough, i always end up eating two, so does one finger satisfu you or just leave you wanting more?
OMG... my mind needs to be cleansed...

And I'd hope one finger isn't enough, cos you'd have trouble with me otherwise :p

And yes, I need more than one as well ;)

a twix is a two finger thing, on principle if you eat one, you must eat another

If I got a multipack of one finger ones, i'd eat the entire pack...

So no. :p

If there's one, I have one. If there's two, I have two.

It's food, so I'm happy either way

this thread title really had me excited for a second.


/letdown

Haha... this thread is misleading...

And I think it's just us that have very vivid imaginations

some of you people need to drag your minds out of the gutter!

some of you people need to drag your minds out of the gutter!

you know you did it on purpose

you know you did it on purpose
:eek: me?! as if i would!

some of you people need to drag your minds out of the gutter!

NEVER!

you know you did it on purpose

Innocent little TInk? Never. ;)

To answer your question, I'm not a big Twix fan, so one can be enough. Though it also depends if I've been eating anything else before, of course...

twix is vile anyway, 2 fingers is just double the vileness!!

twix is vile anyway, 2 fingers is just double the vileness!!

Look! It's a heretic! Get him!

some of you people need to drag your minds out of the gutter!
Why dont you want to join me? :(
Fingers are a 2 thingy dealy and the bigger the better!

twix is vile anyway, 2 fingers is just double the vileness!!

twix is chocolate and biscuit and caramel.

what's not to like?

twix is chocolate and biscuit and caramel.

what's not to like?
the price

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So I was just eating a Twix, and we get those stupid multipacks of one finger ones, what's the point?! one finger just isn't enough, i always end up eating two, so does one finger satisfu you or just leave you wanting more?
But is it not said that "A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat"?

(Or at least it was, in more innocent times. It truly was a confectionary advertising slogan...)

On the other hand, I think it was alka-seltzer sales that practically doubled overnight when they adopted the 'plink plink fizz' slogan and started to package them in pairs (because consumers unconciously started to think in terms of needing two at a time...).

How that relates to the old "if you cut the cake in half, you have only half the calories. Which means you can then eat twice as much!" joke (whereby the whole cake is eaten either way) I've no idea... ;)

twix is chocolate and biscuit and caramel.

what's not to like?

too much biscuit!!

I'm a Butterfinger kinda girl myself. Much better than Twix.

and whilst we're on the subject of satisfaction, what about 'funsize' Mars bars, what the hell is so fun about something being a third of the size, there's no way one of those things is enough and they don't even taste as good as the bigger ones

A finger? I Prefer a whole fistful! It really satisfies me. My hunger, of course.

and whilst we're on the subject of satisfaction, what about 'funsize' Mars bars, what the hell is so fun about something being a third of the size, there's no way one of those things is enough and they don't even taste as good as the bigger ones

Again, I suppose it's so you get more of them. So you think you're eating less, but you actually eating (and spending) more. They're devious, I tell you. ;) Just stick to the normal-size ones that you can take your time to enjoy.

and whilst we're on the subject of satisfaction, what about 'funsize' Mars bars, what the hell is so fun about something being a third of the size, there's no way one of those things is enough and they don't even taste as good as the bigger ones


which proves once and for all.....size does matter.

/me carefully constructs a fist made entirely out of Twix bars and punches TIN in the face with it, apparently surprised when it simply falls to pieces.

and whilst we're on the subject of satisfaction, what about 'funsize' Mars bars, what the hell is so fun about something being a third of the size, there's no way one of those things is enough and they don't even taste as good as the bigger ones

It's fun for the Mars company. They make more money, because you have to buy more of them to actually notice that you've eaten something.

my little brother is addicted to mars bars :p

Flavoured like a shizzle, tastes like a Nizzle! That's Legless TIN!

I'm sorry, but I disagree. One finger is enough for me. And I am talking about Twixes here.

Of course, I'm weird.

which proves once and for all.....size does matter.
The pinky IS the least useful finger :eek:

The pinky IS the least useful finger :eek:


*nod*

what exactly is its purpose?

to think I had you put down as a can of coke and a muffin type.

*nod*

what exactly is its purpose?
I only use it to play piano

I never did get that muffin :(

I never did get that muffin :(

I can supply that.

I like baking :D (must resist bun and oven jokes, too smutty already)

I never did get that muffin :(


cam posted a pic of that...the muffin on top of the can......it was-shocking.

*imagines*

this thread title really had me excited for a second.


/letdown :( Me too.

So I'll just answer the question I thought was posted anyway:
I say one finger can be enough... just one is more agile, and can better reach a certain spot... So, it's not how many, it's how they're used. But for certain outer features, 2 are definitely better!

As for Twix? I think one might be better... it'd force to you appreciate it more, and not rush through munching on it thinking there's always a second one anyway!

some of you people need to drag your minds out of the gutter!
Sorry, can't, my brain is stuck there with the sludge, I can't get it out.

i love two fingers of every kind of rich, tasty chocolate....


sorry, trying my best to make that sound dirty. of course you'd want two fingers! :rolleyes:

*nod*

what exactly is its purpose?
symmetry

This thread makes me want some chocolate.......or something else........


or both.

*nod*

what exactly is its purpose?
It'd be much harder to type with only 4 fingers...

It'd be much harder to type with only 4 fingers...


I was kidding :rolleyes:

One finger eh? I'll take two thanks.

Oh, and uh - I'd rather use my tongue. ;)

Hehehehe...

One finger eh? I'll take two thanks.

Oh, and uh - I'd rather use my tongue. ;)

Hehehehe...
good choice!


and I'd rather you used your tongue too ;)

Depends what kinda gap your trying to fill if your feeling brave then have one and go for another straight away but one usually satisfies me just fine.

:rolleyes: geee aren't we all alittle horny tonight

well, considering that i dont like twix, one finger would be way more than enough for me.....but if some of my favorite snacks started putting in half the amount they usually do, i have to admit, i'd be pissed...

well i normally need more than a finger

but if thats all i get, i guess it depends on what you do with it.

well i normally need more than a finger

but if thats all i get, i guess it depends on what you do with it.
I enjoy licking the finger after taking it out of the package.

They call me the tongue tornado. ;)

I feel I was deliberately mislead and demand compensation.

I enjoy licking the finger after taking it out of the package.


that is the hallmark of the true (twix) lover.

I feel I was deliberately mislead and demand compensation.
fine.............


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one fnger or two?

fine.............


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one fnger or two?


Thanks! I snap though, so watch when you're offering it- I might wind up with 3 and a half.

some of you people need to drag your minds out of the gutter!

Out of the gutter? Why? So yours can float by?

I enjoy licking the finger after taking it out of the package.

They call me the tongue tornado. ;)

I think this wins with the dirtiest apparently clean comment of the bunch. I nearly choked on my Wild Cherry Pepsi.

As an answer to the question I don't even buy the two-finger packages one at a time.

well, considering that i dont like twix, one finger would be way more than enough for me.....but if some of my favorite snacks started putting in half the amount they usually do, i have to admit, i'd be pissed...

My girlfriend is annoyingly hard to satisfy... she sometimes need three, even four fingers. And she can't just take them one at a time, oh no. She has to have them all at once.

I enjoy licking the finger after taking it out of the package.

They call me the tongue tornado. ;)


Ever catch yourself sniffing the finger?

Ever catch yourself sniffing the finger?

smells like chocolate.

you people make me sick

Ever catch yourself sniffing the finger?
Not when it smells like chocolate.

you people make me sick

What? *looks innocent*

smells like chocolate.


I love the smell of chocolate in the morning!

you know they do these chocolate bars in different flavours? how about a cherry twix finger :eek: It would proberbly melt too soon though :( :p

I love the smell of chocolate in the morning!

Smells like... chocolate.

:confused:

Smells like... chocolate.

:confused:
well what else would a Twix smell like?

I love the smell of chocolate in the morning!
Smells like... victory.

well what else would a Twix smell like?

Cookie? Caramel?

Cookie? Caramel?
no cause the biscuit and caramel is inside so you'd just be able to smell he chocolate

no cause the biscuit and caramel is inside so you'd just be able to smell he chocolate

Not if you break it open. Or you lick off the chocolate (Yes, I've done this, but only while drunk. Don't know why)

No Twix for me... I am more a truffle, chocolate chip, Lindt 70% cocoa, dark chocolate type of gal...

It has to be two! A Twix isn't a Twix without two fingers!

no cause the biscuit and caramel is inside so you'd just be able to smell he chocolate

I have an incredible nose. :D

twix is chocolate and biscuit and caramel.

what's not to like?

One batch of twixes once got infested with beetles and the compnay said that they were raisins and they got taken to court.

One batch of twixes once got infested with beetles and the compnay said that they were raisins and they got taken to court.


By the beetles?
Prosecutor: Your honour I submit to you that in Aprill Nestle made slanderous and libelous remarks when he labeled a group of hard working beetles as mere raisins...