NationStates Jolt Archive


Voodoo time.

Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2005, 12:38
*performs voodoo ritual to 'convince' the powers that be to fix the jolt forums before things get really ugly!* :mad:

Anybody else have anything/anyone they would like me to voodooize? I have some left over chicken parts. *nod*
The Imperial Navy
15-04-2005, 12:46
Why not use some endangered panda parts? I need to hide the evidence from the feds.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2005, 12:49
*flips through book of evil voodoo ritual ingredients* ...panda...panda....

Nope. No panda recipes. That's not to say that panda parts don't have voodoo uses. But they've never been tried. This could get weird...
The Imperial Navy
15-04-2005, 12:50
Have a go with it then?
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2005, 12:53
*dices up some panda* It'll take a little while to sautee the entrails.

*evil looking stormclouds begin to form*
Daistallia 2104
15-04-2005, 15:48
I can loan you my ju-ju stick, LG. It seems to have done a good job on the NHK weatherman. (I'll have to waint til Sunday and the reschedualed cherry blossom viewing party (piss up under the cherry trees) to see exactly how well it worked.)
NeuCastle
15-04-2005, 16:02
voodoo god....its his fault i am who i am.......
Troon
15-04-2005, 16:25
I want you to Voodooize my pencil. I want to see what it does...
Daistallia 2104
16-04-2005, 11:05
For the moment the weather looks good. NHK is predicting a beautiful day.

If it doesn't come out good, I will be taking my Unitarian Buddhist ju-ju stick anti-weatherman jihad to Tokyo's NHK weather service.

*smiles at the thought of a ANFO Truck Bomb of Love Kindness*
Paluai
16-04-2005, 11:20
Could you voodooize my friends go-karting abilities

no joke man
Daistallia 2104
16-04-2005, 11:31
Paluai: do you want a positive or negative on his abilities? My ju-ju stick seems to be working nicely these days...
Lunatic Goofballs
16-04-2005, 13:48
I want you to Voodooize my pencil. I want to see what it does...

Voodooizes the pencil

Could you voodooize my friends go-karting abilities

Voodooizes the go-cart kid.
Troon
16-04-2005, 15:21
Now I can't find my pencil... :-(
Straughn
16-04-2005, 23:42
I can't believe this hasn't come up yet ....
the neo-cons in the United States of America ... and their agenda. Give them chronic flatulence or something a little more itchy ...? Enough to distract them from their diabolical schemes and annoying fashion sense. ...? :gundge:
Please?

...get weird? are you serious? you thought this might be ... *shudder* NORMAL?
;)
Neo-Anarchists
16-04-2005, 23:46
Now I can't find my pencil... :-(
:eek:
Incredible!
LG's voodoo magic turned your pencil invisible!
Nonconformitism
17-04-2005, 00:25
voodooize a McDonald's, please
Lunatic Goofballs
17-04-2005, 22:16
:eek:
Incredible!
LG's voodoo magic turned your pencil invisible!

Nope. It has only replaced the stick in Anne Coulter's butt. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
17-04-2005, 22:17
voodooize a McDonald's, please

Already did. What do you think Chicken Selects are? :p
Troon
18-04-2005, 08:08
Good Lord! LG has 5,000 posts exactly!

I've never seen round numbers in that thing...

Now where did I put that pencil...
Branin
18-04-2005, 08:10
MUMBO JUMBO WILL VOODOO YOU!!!!!!!
BackwoodsSquatches
18-04-2005, 08:15
Voodoo....or EVIL CLOWN POWERS OF DARKNESS!?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-04-2005, 12:10
Voodoo....or EVIL CLOWN POWERS OF DARKNESS!?

Can't it be both? :)