NationStates Jolt Archive

Hi, welcome once again to the realm of TIN. I'm joined here today by Coop, Pilot of a giant robot.

*AHEM!* THE giant robot. The ultimate. I thank you.

Err... yes... And with the bribing of Filley Cheesesteaks, we've managed to get him on my show to answer any queries you may have about Megas or Coop.

Hey that reminds me... you promised me a Slushie as well!

Arg... You! Get him a Slushie! On the double!

Now anyway... ask away my guests!

Whats going on? A technical error?

OUR RATINGS ARE ZERO?!?

Oh man i'm gonna be cancelled... :mad:

What? Whattya mean the same concept over and over gets boring? I though this repetative Human race loved the same thing over and over!

Hey, am I still getting that Cheesesteak?

Hmmmgrrr....

What does the damage look like?

You stand to lose $45 Million.

NOOO! AWW hawww! *Cries*

I'm Ruined! RUINED! :(

'I've got one! Why is your robot controlled by acade and game's system controllers?'

Why do you pilot a robot, rather than control it?

And is it really a robot if you control it?

'I've got one! Why is your robot controlled by acade and game's system controllers?'

Wha... woo hoo! I'm back in business!

Nice question little mole dude! When I found it, I decided to juice it up! So I tweaked a few things, linked the control panel to my gamestation, and modified and added a few of my own weapons! Kiva does all the maintinence work, so I just sit back and kick butt.

Why do you pilot a robot, rather than control it?

And is it really a robot if you control it?

Err... I'm not really into all that science junk. I just press the buttons and kick butt! And yes, it is a robot-MY robot.

Do you have to be certified to pilot a robot?

Wha... woo hoo! I'm back in business!

Nice question little mole dude! When I found it, I decided to juice it up! So I tweaked a few things, linked the control panel to my gamestation, and modified and added a few of my own weapons! Kiva does all the maintinence work, so I just sit back and kick butt.

'Okay... Why is it a giant robot car?'

Err... I'm not really into all that science junk. I just press the buttons and kick butt! And yes, it is a robot-MY robot.
But robots are supposed to be autonomous. By piloting it you make it no more than just a machine

Do you have to be certified to pilot a robot?

Do you think anyones gonna argue with me? Of course not! Especially when I could just smash them! I learned to pilot this baby all by myself. Just recently I added a few new Gears and two more cylinders. Talk about power!

'Okay... Why is it a giant robot car?'

'Cos I made it that way! And it rules! Waxed paint job, 9 engines, cup holders...

Do you think anyones gonna argue with me? Of course not! Especially when I could just smash them! I learned to pilot this baby all by myself. Just recently I added a few new Gears and two more cylinders. Talk about power!

So what is stopping the average Joe from stealing a robot and taking over the world?

But robots are supposed to be autonomous. By piloting it you make it no more than just a machine

Listen chump! I'm the one with the robot, I could smash you any time I wanted! It's a robot and thats that!

'Cos I made it that way! And it rules! Waxed paint job, 9 engines, cup holders...

'How many weapons does it have?'

So what is stopping the average Joe from stealing a robot and taking over the world?

Not a chance. I'm the only one who knows the controls! Even Kiva can't pilot Megas, and she's a technological expert! ...or somthing like that.

'How many weapons does it have?'

Let's see... Flamethrowers, 8-ball launcher, Vulcan cannons... I have no idea. At least a thousand. That red button seems to have a mind of it's own every time I press it.

How do you keep the robots from rusting after being out in the rain? Robot-wax or something?

Let's see... Flamethrowers, 8-ball launcher, Vulcan cannons... I have no idea. At least a thousand. That red button seems to have a mind of it's own every time I press it.

'How strong is it?'

How do you keep the robots from rusting after being out in the rain? Robot-wax or something?

Ah, my own secret recipie. Regular wax, some stuff I found in the Junkyard, and my secret recipie...

'How strong is it?'

I dunno... Very?

'Yhank you very much Coop. have this as my reward.'

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do chicks dig robots?

'Yhank you very much Coop. have this as my reward.'

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Great! A secondary snack before my main snack! Thanks a bunch little furry guy!

Great! A secondary snack before my main snack! Thanks a bunch little furry guy!

'Your welcome.' *Disappears*

do chicks dig robots?

Hell yeah! I got a hot Redhead chick from the future following me around, so of course chicks dig the robot!

how many other robots have you beaten at once? does your robot do any kung-fu moves?

how many other robots have you beaten at once? does your robot do any kung-fu moves?

Nah-why use Kung Fu when you can turn the bad guy into a smear with a few missiles? I once beat 200 squids in a single fight that way. Them squids are so stupid.

Nah-why use Kung Fu when you can turn the bad guy into a smear with a few missiles? I once beat 200 squids in a single fight that way. Them squids are so stupid.

I think a Kung-Fu ready robot could beat your robot. It could karate chop incoming missles.

I think a Kung-Fu ready robot could beat your robot. It could karate chop incoming missles.

Not really. The last one who tried is now in peices. I just used the Particle cannon on 'em! they don't stand a chance against my bot. I always win, and since I got this robot from my evil alternate self, i've found loads of new cool stuff! Like this weapon that makes your enemy shrink!

I think a Kung-Fu ready robot could beat your robot. It could karate chop incoming missles.

*reappears*

But then Coop's robot can jump forward and deck it.

*disappears*

Not really. The last one who tried is now in peices. I just used the Particle cannon on 'em! they don't stand a chance against my bot. I always win, and since I got this robot from my evil alternate self, i've found loads of new cool stuff! Like this weapon that makes your enemy shrink!

Oh, good deal. But what happens when you run out of ammo?

Oh, good deal. But what happens when you run out of ammo?

It doesn't

Oh, good deal. But what happens when you run out of ammo?

You know, thats never happened... I guess the weapons must be energy based.

You know, thats never happened... I guess the weapons must be energy based.

So are there no weaknesses to your robot? What if you got attacked by killer ants that swarm all over your robot?

So are there no weaknesses to your robot? What if you got attacked by killer ants that swarm all over your robot?

Yeah that happened the other day... I told Jamie the Cutom horn was still broken, but oh well... And there are weaknesses, my last bot was destroyed by my Evil alternate self. Luckily I stole his robot.

Yeah that happened the other day... I told Jamie the Cutom horn was still broken, but oh well... And there are weaknesses, my last bot was destroyed by my Evil alternate self. Luckily I stole his robot.

Awsome. Well im all out of questions. Catch you later Mr. Robot dude.

Um, how did they manage to impound Megas that last time you parked it right by that firehydrent? Is there like some other giant robot that the cops are not telling us abought?

honestly, what's so wrong with hoboken?

Um, how did they manage to impound Megas that last time you parked it right by that firehydrent? Is there like some other giant robot that the cops are not telling us abought?

You know, I was asking the same question. I suppose the police have powers above those of mere mortals... or somthing like that.

honestly, what's so wrong with hoboken?

Have you ever been there man? It's terrible! I mean... man come on!

*Reappears*

'Why did you decide to fight evil?'

*Reappears*

'Why did you decide to fight evil?'

Well first of all I felt it my responsibility. Secondly, it's fun! Especially when bashin' the squids!

Sneaky ones them cops. You might want to stomp a few of them when ever you get a chance, or is that how evil you got started?

Sneaky ones them cops. You might want to stomp a few of them when ever you get a chance, or is that how evil you got started?

I've forgotten most of it, but I remember the evil me finished off the squids and went mental. He started crushing everything. Evil Kiva stuck with him-still hoping to get to the future. Jamie turned against me... er, I mean me, I mean... oh never mind. well, anyway-even though he was dating Kiva. How did that happen? I guess I was lucky the squid was there, or i'd be stuck there now.

Well first of all I felt it my responsibility. Secondly, it's fun! Especially when bashin' the squids!

How many times have you destroyed the something you were trying to protect (Your home city for example)? How come they instantly rebuild by the next episode?

Um ok, that's not how I rember making things happen.....wait did I just say that out loud? Um er forget I sais that kay. *click*

How many times have you destroyed the something you were trying to protect (Your home city for example)? How come they instantly rebuild by the next episode?

Them constructers are very fast. Especially POP TV, who has a specialist team of builders to repair their buildings whenever nessesary. But then all they ever show is programes where popstars remodel your house! Why can't they show some tunes?

I'd just like to take this moment to announce that on monday our special guest will be the firey redhead herself: Kiva! We just managed to secure a deal with her... *Snigger* She thinks we're giving her a time drive control unit! But we're really just giving her £7 Million.

This program is sponsored by TIN crackers and Thompsons teeth-the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth! Feel that crunch!

This program is sponsored by TIN crackers and Thompsons teeth-the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth! Feel that crunch!

Stealing...

Stealing...
Theif! Well meh... I stole the thompsons teeth gag myself.