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Funny/Embarrasing Ex Stories

Optunia
15-04-2005, 09:03
This is actually a story about my bf's ex. A few days after they broke up, she went to a birthday party where she met Mark (now a friend of mine, although I didn't know him when this happened). Mark, who hardly talked to this girl, and only saw her that one time at the party, received an email shortly after the party from her, requesting casual sex on a regular basis. She even explicitly stated the number of times/day she wanted. Mark was understandably shocked and scared, forwarded the email to his friends. As many of Mark's friends were/are mutual friends of my bf, they all had a copy of this email and he was the last to find out.

Does anyone else have interesting stories to share?
Mekonia
15-04-2005, 10:01
Obviously your bf is an emotional fuck wit and scared her for life by never giving her any so was so frustrated that she had to email a guy for sex!!!
Optunia
15-04-2005, 10:15
hmm...ok?!?

i don't know how you came to that conclusion, but it wasn't true. The girl also divulged personal-type details to friends (who really didn't want to know such details)
Mekonia
15-04-2005, 10:18
Its called taking the piss!! Don't get worked up over it. Hands up who doesn't think their bf ex are complete bitches/slappers/lesbians/freaks?
I'm sure she's horrible but you're with him not her, I assume he likes you and you like him??? Yes. so there ya go stop complaining and start a different thread
Pepe Dominguez
15-04-2005, 10:32
Hm. I know a guy whose daughter's ex came back a few years later and blew her head apart with a rifle in front of their kid.. but that's not really funny or embarrasing....

Then there's this:

http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/21841.html

I guess that's kinda funny, in a 'dumb hillbilly' kinda way. ;)
Legless Pirates
15-04-2005, 10:34
Hm. I know a guy whose daughter's ex came back a few years later and blew her head apart with a rifle in front of their kid.. but that's not really funny or embarrasing....

Then there's this:

http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/21841.html

I guess that's kinda funny, in a 'dumb hillbilly' kinda way. ;)
yeah. that was so funny. :rolleyes: :headbang:
Pepe Dominguez
15-04-2005, 10:44
yeah. that was so funny. :rolleyes: :headbang:

What, hillbillies marrying out of the cradle? It's funny in a stereotypical way. It really does happen, though. Crazy hillbillies. It'd be funnier if she were his cousin or something, but maybe we'll find that out later! That'd be the icing on the cake. ;)
Helioterra
15-04-2005, 10:44
Its called taking the piss!! Don't get worked up over it. Hands up who doesn't think their bf ex are complete bitches/slappers/lesbians/freaks?
I'm sure she's horrible but you're with him not her, I assume he likes you and you like him??? Yes. so there ya go stop complaining and start a different thread
_o/
My boyfriend's ex is a very nice, good looking and charming girl.

My ex boyfriend's ex was quite scary at first (she tought I stole his boyfriend from her) but when I get to really know her, she was nice and humorous.

etc etc Actually some of my ex bf's exes are my good friends now.
Demented Hamsters
15-04-2005, 11:23
My ex boyfriend's ex was quite scary at first (she tought I stole his boyfriend from her) but when I get to really know her, she was nice and humorous.
You sure it wasn't a puddy cat she tought you were, and not a bf-thief?
Helioterra
15-04-2005, 11:35
You sure it wasn't a puddy cat she tought you were, and not a bf-thief?
me no get it.
Demented Hamsters
16-04-2005, 13:01
"I tought I saw a puddy cat! I did! I did! I did see a puddy cat!"

Man, kids these days. No appreciation of the classics.