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Okay, so I'm doing some rudimentary tasks on my computer a few hours ago, when my dad calls me in to watch a movie. I'm thinking, "Oh, wonderful.". Well, we start flipping through the Pay Per View channels, and I see Shaun Of The Dead. My brother and I wanted to watch it, but... One problem. My dad saw King Arthur on the list. Uh oh.

Bad idea. Easily the worst movie I've seen in a long, long time. I don't know what the hell they were doing with it... It was just terrible. Almost two and a half hours of boredom and confusion...

Somebody, please, stab me in the eye with a pointed stick...

I bought the directors cut, and thought it was a good movie. What dont you like about it?

Shaun of the dead was funny.

I bought the directors cut, and thought it was a good movie. What dont you like about it?

It had serious flaws. It could've been much, much, much much much much better. My problem is that I could've seen Shaun Of The Dead!

It had serious flaws. It could've been much, much, much much much much better. My problem is that I could've seen Shaun Of The Dead!

Yea you missed out on a very funny zombie films.

Neither movie is worth watching. Although King Arthur is probably worse.

I can beat that though, years ago I was out in the Hamptons at a friends house for July 4th. We going to watch something cool that afternoon - I can't recall what but it probably had lots of T&A. Then his fucking dad shows up out of the blue and insists on watching "Yankee Doodle Dandy". Man that fucking sucked.

I bought the directors cut, and thought it was a good movie. What dont you like about it?
I got that version for Christmas. I actually thought it was pretty good, but then again I've always liked that kind of stuff. Plus, the bald Saxon was hot. :D

I missed out on two hours of my life! NYAH!!!

Neither movie is worth watching. Although King Arthur is probably worse.

I can beat that though, years ago I was out in the Hamptons at a friends house for July 4th. We going to watch something cool that afternoon - I can't recall what but it probably had lots of T&A. Then his fucking dad shows up out of the blue and insists on watching "Yankee Doodle Dandy". Man that fucking sucked.

If you were American it'd have been about 800% better, believe me.

Neither movie is worth watching. Although King Arthur is probably worse.

I can beat that though, years ago I was out in the Hamptons at a friends house for July 4th. We going to watch something cool that afternoon - I can't recall what but it probably had lots of T&A. Then his fucking dad shows up out of the blue and insists on watching "Yankee Doodle Dandy". Man that fucking sucked.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

If you were American it'd have been about 800% better, believe me.

You mean Yankee Doodle Dandy? Look, I'm pretty sure the man's American. He did say he was gonna go out to the Hamptons, ya know.

Neither movie is worth watching. Although King Arthur is probably worse.

I can beat that though, years ago I was out in the Hamptons at a friends house for July 4th. We going to watch something cool that afternoon - I can't recall what but it probably had lots of T&A. Then his fucking dad shows up out of the blue and insists on watching "Yankee Doodle Dandy". Man that fucking sucked.

bumber.

If you were American it'd have been about 800% better, believe me.

Everyone there was American. Everyone thought it sucked. Except for douche-bag dad, who loved it.

The worst thing was, the fucker never used to take the 4th off. But it was like some pyschic power told him there was going to be a huge party at his beach house. So he came out to make us watch Jimmy Cagney - instead of getting wasted and watching porn.

I fell asleep when my dad made me watch Yankee Doodle Dandee. I was only 4, and even then, I knew it was shit.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Well the good news is we all got over it. Sort of. Although saying that, every time we get together now - albeit infrequently - someone chirps up, "Hey man remember that time we were at the Hamptons and your dad made us watch Yankee Doodle."

But no hard feelings really.

bah, King Arthur wasn't anywher enear as bad as bloodsucking redneck vampires, I still have emotional scars from that movie

Well the good news is we all got over it. Sort of. Although saying that, every time we get together now - albeit infrequently - someone chirps up, "Hey man remember that time we were at the Hamptons and your dad made us watch Yankee Doodle."

But no hard feelings really.

I feel very sorry for you. Deepest sympathies, man.

Sounds like a job for Pootie Tang to me!

Sounds like a job for Pootie Tang to me!

I actually did see Pootie Tang last night! Loved it, man. I was deeply saddened when his cornstalk died...

*wipes tear from cheek*

I actually did see Pootie Tang last night! Loved it, man. I was deeply saddened when his cornstalk died...

*wipes tear from cheek*

The first 15 minutes is a peice of heaven. It's THAT good!

Is king arthur the one where clive owen wont shut up about freedom and that skarsgard guy really desperately needs a laakerol mint?

And that piss ant has an ugly goatee and wears a big fur collar?

Is king arthur the one where clive owen wont shut up about freedom and that skarsgard guy really desperately needs a laakerol mint?

And that piss ant has an ugly goatee and wears a big fur collar?

Ya, that be it.

Is king arthur the one where clive owen wont shut up about freedom and that skarsgard guy really desperately needs a laakerol mint?

And that piss ant has an ugly goatee and wears a big fur collar?

Yeah, that's the one...

I bought the directors cut, and thought it was a good movie. What dont you like about it?
Eh i havent seen it!

Want to see a bad Film?
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Eh i havent seen it!

Want to see a bad Film?
Watch The Polar Bear King!
the Only reason why Girls arent allowed to pick Movies!

Polar Bear King? Alright, that's going on my "Never See, Ever" list. Thanks for the heads-up!

Want to see a bad Film?
Watch The Polar Bear King!


I dont even like the title of the movie. I think ill pass on that one.

People, please, I can see where you're all going with this, but surely, any film with Keira Knightley can't be awful... come on, eye-candy... ;)

People, please, I can see where you're all going with this, but surely, any film with Keira Knightley can't be awful... come on, eye-candy... ;)

;) exactly.