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Does your budgie go goo-goo for Jesus? Does your dog pray five times a day towards Mecca? Do you have a gerbil searching for a higher plane?

Here's your chance! Tell us!

My cat was an evangelist preacher. I gave it all my savings in order to glorify the lord. The cat ran off to a brothel the next day. Damned evangecats. :mad:

you should hear some of the debates that go on between my cat and dog on religion, Colin is a believer, Saturate isn't

you should hear some of the debates that go on between my cat and dog on religion, Colin is a believer, Saturate isn't
They must be involved in heated debate a lot. Well, that or fighting...

My dog was a satanist so I had to have him put down

My cat is a Muslim fundamentalist. He expresses his rage for the Western world by taking a dump on the carpet.

my cat's a bhuddist! he's always meditating (or sleeping. whatever) and eats vegetarian.






...sad thing is I don't even have a cat.

My cat is definitely a Buddhist.

My cat is a Muslim fundamentalist. He expresses his rage for the Western world by taking a dump on the carpet.

That's absolutely hilarious :D

My cat is a Muslim fundamentalist. He expresses his rage for the Western world by taking a dump on the carpet.

I award this "Post of the Day"!!!!

I don't have a pet....

My cat is a Muslim fundamentalist. He expresses his rage for the Western world by taking a dump on the carpet.

Oh man ... I had a dog once who I had to talk out of strapping on a bomb and going to blow up some building where flea collars are manufactored. Unfortunately, the dog is now fighting US troops in Iraq.

Both of my cats are anamists. :D

Well, my dog is a golden cocker spanial, but her fur looks orange and in N.Ireland that means one thing and one thing only ORANGEMAN, so my dog is almost defenitely a prodestant christian

Oh man ... I had a dog once who I had to talk out of strapping on a bomb and going to blow up some building where flea collars are manufactored. Unfortunately, the dog is now fighting US troops in Iraq.

Thats just lame

Both of my cats are monotheistic. There is no god but her.

... which leads to many holy wars.

lol

Mollie declares Jihad on all people except her mistress and her master. lol

she's a cute little bugger.

My cant, hates all religion cept the one she made up. Its called "mrow" it composes of "mrrow mew mrrroowwwww HIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS " i couldnt get any more info, and obviousley the shaking didnt work. But i think her religion is heavy on sleeping and sleeping. (its proberly a dream based religion)

My last cat, who died last week, named Scud, had a religion made up after her. It was called Scudianism, where she is the goddess, and everyone worships her.

It stopped growing a few years back when the 24 or so actual Scudians started trying to convert people by "Convert to Scudian or DIE!!".

So.. I guess that's her religion.

I have a Muslim extreemist tapeworm if that counts?

I have no pet. If I did, I would hope it would worship me as it's god.

I have no pet. If I did, I would hope it would worship me as it's god.

If you get a dog, it will worship you. If you get a cat, you will worship the cat.
Them's the rules.

Shelley is fond of Ancient Egyptian cat-related beliefs. She also believes that she is the ruler of everything, and that I am her kitten.

Note: The following cats have been robbed of their dignity by my aunt, and have rather uncatlike beliefs.
Wizard believes that I and my aunt are goddesses. He is my fanclub, as he often follows me around.

KG Kitty is deaf and a bit autistic, so I had trouble asking her. She does, however, believe that when a/the god is reborn, the mortar around the stones that make up the fireplace will become edible. She downstairs and tries to eat it more than once a day, to make sure that god hasn't come back while she was napping.

Sparks believes that anyone who feeds her is a god/ess. Here are some ways that she worships:
-Licking people, and
-Stealing, carrying around, grooming, and singing to peoples' socks.

If you get a dog, it will worship you. If you get a cat, you will worship the cat.
Them's the rules.
That's OK. I'm not really fond of cats. Except as ammo. http://addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

i'm not too fond of cats either, mostly because i'm allergic to them

"come here, cat!"

"no, sir, i think i'll just go about my business ignoring you..."

That's OK. I'm not really fond of cats. Except as ammo. http://addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

That's so very wrong.

ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!





Sorry. but there was. And I had to go after it.

(which is kind of pathetic for a 35-year old still in his pajamas. I like "eccentric."

my dogs a rastafarian, occasionally has dreads(or mats i dont know), and sings along to reggae

That's so very wrong.
But it feels so right!

Well, I don't normally keep religion as a pet, but I've been considering breeding Native Spirituality with Islam to see what kind of traits would be dominant. I'm not sure what to name my pet religion though.

I think my cat is atheistic. In fact, I suspect that my cat is a robot. Because she always sits on electronic devices or among electrical cords. I suspect she is using the ambient electromagnetic fields to charge her internal batteries via induction. :eek:

my dog is an atheist and doesnt give a damn as long as she can sleep all day

my cat has to be an extremist of some sort as he likes to kill innocent mice all day ;)

my 2 rats worship the great god food

The cat worships herself. The dog worships whoever takes him for walks and throws the ball. The fish doesn't remember what religion it is. The budgie worhips me, provider of food, and the one who keeps the cat away.

My dog worships all things evil.

Hey, it's better than those baptist pets. ;) I could never stand their "dog"ma (couldn't resist). :rolleyes:

My bird worships the almighty stick !
...no serously she follows that stick everywhere!

Both of my cats are monotheistic. There is no god but her.

... which leads to many holy wars.

Yup. They're cats all right.

My cats are all hedonist...they could care less if there is a god as long as they get food. :rolleyes:

In case this wasn't stated: Atheism, [Zen] Buddhism, and Agnosticism are not religions. They might be ideologies or dogmas, but they aren't religions.

I have a cat. She knows she's a goddess.

Well, I don't normally keep religion as a pet, but I've been considering breeding Native Spirituality with Islam to see what kind of traits would be dominant. I'm not sure what to name my pet religion though.

Zensunni Wanderers. (Fremen.)

I'm pretty sure most of my cats (8) are agnostic. In spite of this they keep trying to convert me to the cult of Bahstet. I think Bubba worships The Lap and Squeakers is a devotee of Shiva. He seems to be entirely too intrested in destruction.

I'm convinced my dog is a Southern Baptist - He won't dance for shit.

My ninja monkey is atheist. :cool:

My ninja monkey is atheist. :cool:

My atheist baboon could kick your monkeys ass...

I think Minou is a puritan. She meows at everything you do, I get the feeling she disapproves.

Well, my dog worships my mom.

My cat worships itself.

My mice tremble in fear of me (I don't get much time to handle them so they're not used to me)

Thus, my dog thinks my mom's god. My mice think that I'm god. And my cat thinks that she's god.

My atheist baboon could kick your monkeys ass...

Oh.. let's see what my monkey says about that...:

I AM MONKEY!

My cat is a Zoroastrian, she had a nasty dispute with a my Unitarianist gold fish, which since then has converted to Jainism.

My goldfish is a Buddist monk, who has taken vows of silence. Just like the poopsmith.

satanist. all cats are ;)

by the way, i like how you seperated judaism into orthodox and reform. good point.

My dogs think i am the almighty one,my cat thinks im the all wrathful one because he thinks hes god and tries to muscle me out of bed which usually ends up with a very traumatised kitty or a smushed kitty and my (now deceased) yabbie(freshwater crayfish) thought i was the destroyer because i teased him before killing him beacsue he was sick.

One of my dogs is an autodeist.

The other, whose many acheivements include trying to make a running jump onto a bed and running right into the side of the bed, is obviously a Southern Baptist. ;)

They're pets, goddammit.

I'm pagan and my cat it a buddist. We get along just fine...untill the fish start talking about how we're both gonna burn in hell because we haven't accpeted Jesus.

Tough one. I would say... Autotheistic Hedonism. The funnest religion.

They're pets, goddammit.
Took the humorless brigade long enough to get here.

My border collie worships me. I am her god. That said, she hardly listens to me. All that happens is she gets hyper whenever I come in, and her first action is to jump in my lap, never mind that she weights 45 pounds and her fur gets all over me.

Actually, it's my fiancee's border collie...and she also has a cat who expects others to worship him. He met a creature who did not, namely my cat Cruiser, and he was not friendly to her at all. Of course, Cruiser believes she is the rightful ruler as well, though she has a major weakness for kitty treats and the string thingies that wrap around boxes of Godiva chocolate.

That's OK. I'm not really fond of cats. Except as ammo. http://addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

Not cool at all. :mad:

Not cool at all. :mad:

You're right. This is waay cooler. http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Way to upset the cat-lovers ;)


My cat worships himself, or his feeder, my mother.

My (deceased) guinea pig shook itself to death at the sight of me, so I assume he was an atheist who died of shock when he realised that perhaps, just perhaps, there was a God.

You're right. This is waay cooler. http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

You are a very sick individual.

My (deceased) guinea pig shook itself to death at the sight of me, so I assume he was an atheist who died of shock when he realised that perhaps, just perhaps, there was a God.
Maybe he was a fundamentalist Christian, and died of shock after his glance at your face showed that there couldn't possibly be a god.

:p

My goldfish is agnostic. One of my cats is Catholic and the other is Protestant; they both like reading (er, clawing apart) the Bible but are constantly fighting. My dog is Hindu, as whenever we pass a cow in the car he just stares reverently. And my parrot is a non-denominational Christian; when I sneezed once a friend said, "God bless you," and you can guess what happened next.

Although, I have to say, all of these pets are sadly no more; we had them when I was five and living in "the suburbs". But it's an unusual collection. I didn't even tell you about my turtle…

Does your budgie go goo-goo for Jesus? Does your dog pray five times a day towards Mecca? Do you have a gerbil searching for a higher plane?

Here's your chance! Tell us!

You know, you people scare me sometimes...

*runs away*

my cat worships my sofa.

My dog is atheist and I can explain how I know. He took a shit on a church's ground, he took a piss on a synagogue, and he tried to steal the people's shoes at a mosque. As for being buddhist, the cows think he's a baby cow o.O because he eats grass with them, but he just politely ignores them and go back to eating grass and whatever piece of meat he can find. GO ATHEIST DOGS!

But i think her religion is heavy on sleeping and sleeping. (its proberly a dream based religion)

Same with my dog. Coral sometimes whimpers or barks in her sleep, and other times moves her paws as if she were running. I think it's her gods either punishing her, or letting her into a sort of dream paradise where she can chase cats and fight with dogs all day... ;)

My pet is a stuffed black cat, she's an atheist.

She's also an anarchist.

She also eats pikachus.

She says she's a black margay.

She's a very low maintenance pet.

And this is why she is the greatest.

My dog is buddhist because i always thought of her as reincarnated

I'm pretty sure that one of the cats is just a hedonist and the other one belongs to one of those New Agey religions.

My cats are Druids.

My dog is Orthodox Satanist. He cuts his veins and draws pentagrams.

My tabby cat worships himself, and expects others to do the same. My calico cat worships whoever plays with her and gives her canned food.

On a side note, that kitten shooting game is so wrong, and yet...so fun!

My tabby cat worships himself, and expects others to do the same. My calico cat worships whoever plays with her and gives her canned food.

On a side note, that kitten shooting game is so wrong, and yet...so fun!

Why the hell would you play it and find out how fun it was?

My cat seems to worship himself. Either that or the can-opener.

Seriously, I don't think they really care what comes after this life, so long as there's a sunbeam and food.

My cat is a Zen Buddhist.
So very Zen, that I don't even have a cat.

My rabbits are largely don't-care-ist, with a healthy dose of IPUism.

I have far too many cats to accurately vote. I'll go poll the 10 carpet pissers later.