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Inspired by a misspelling in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=412284), what orginal snigglets can you think of?

The one inspired by the above thread:

Excist: ex·cist [eg - kist] intr.v.
1) To lack actual being; be unreal.
2) To lack actual life;
3) To continue to be, regardless of contrary evidence; persist beyond reasonable belief: old customs that still exist in rural areas.

Probably not original, but

Eatus Interruptus

That moment during a meal at a restaurant when you've just received your meal, and the waiter or waitress comes back and asks you how your food tastes. You can't answer because your mouth is full, and you stop everything so you can try swallow quickly and answer.