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I have a reputation among my friends as being ass-fixated. I don't think it's particularly justified...just one of those things that got blown out of proportion, and now is just something that I tend to live up to, either by design or nature, I'm not sure. However, I did have a five hour bar conversation all about ass once that never really became sexual, so maybe there is something to it. That, and some random moonings that seem to have left emotional scars on some of my more prudish buddies...

So come one, come all...let's talk about ass. And try to keep it clean.(punny!)

what the hell got into you?

I look forward to your threads Sin......they are so kick ass!

I wish my ass looked like J-Lo's

What type of ass do you prefer?

The cute, round type that you can really get your hands on?

Or

The flat, almost non-existent type?

Or

The big round bubble that makes up more than a handful?

yeah, donkeys are great

I think we all appreciate a nice ass. smooth and heart shaped, perfect for licks and bites...

a nice ass is definitely worthy of praise. why should we shun these beautiful creations? i salute you, fellow ass- admirer!

what the hell got into you?
No, seriously Occ...this is a topic I revisit quite often in real life.

Someone reminded me the other day of a comment I'd made at a protest once, that I don't remember making, but it sure sounds like something I'd say, so whatever:

Slimy guy who preys on lefty-chicks: "Hey you two, where are your signs?"

Me: "We painted them on our asses. We're going to unveil them later."

Slimy: "Oh. Um. Okay."

The topic of ass could entertain me all day.

What type of ass do you prefer?

The cute, round type that you can really get your hands on?

Or

The flat, almost non-existent type?

Or

The big round bubble that makes up more than a handful?
Somewhere between option one and three for me. J-Lo's is a little too big, but not by much.

yeah, donkeys are great
:)

I can't remember...is an ass the offspring of a mule and a donkey? And isn't it sterile or something?

I had a donkey once when I was little. My little brother had a candybar in his backpocket and it bit him on the ass. :)


The best ass can be found on Irish girls... or maybe Italian... I likes'em both

Somewhere between option one and three for me. J-Lo's is a little too big, but not by much.


ok then I wish my ass looked almost like J-lo's

Let's talk about ass!
Well,...


(in a non-spammy, serious, and non-degenerate way please)
Nevermind.

MMMmmMMmmmm nothing better than a nice firm ass to admire - my other half has a GREAT ass - not too big, not too small, nicely defined and good and firm

cant wait to get my hands on him tomorrow night wheeeeeeeeeeee :D

:)

I can't remember...is an ass the offspring of a mule and a donkey? And isn't it sterile or something?

I think ass=donkey.

A mule is the offspring of a horse and a donkey, and generally is sterile. =) Of course, we can apparently clone them now.

I have gotten the impression, from repeated pollings, that people tend to prefer big, round, tight asses in women. Not flat and wide...not lumpy and wide...but athletic and round. Why is that exactly? Do women with big round butts fill out clothes better? Does it boil down to a primal sexual selection thing? When we 'check out' someone's ass...male, female or otherwise, what are we 'checking it' for?

:)

I can't remember...is an ass the offspring of a mule and a donkey? And isn't it sterile or something?
i think it's just a donkey, mules can't have offspring

I think ass=donkey.

A mule is the offspring of a horse and a donkey, and generally is sterile. =) Of course, we can apparently clone them now.
Oh...thanks for clearing that up.

So is a jackass somehow different than an ass?

I just like a nice bum on my men :)

So is a jackass somehow different than an ass?

Yeah, a jackass looks more like my ex-boyfriend.

=)

I think ass=donkey.

A mule is the offspring of a horse and a donkey, and generally is sterile. =) Of course, we can apparently clone them now.
ginnets are half-horse/ half-donkey too. it depends in which one is the parent.

Oh...thanks for clearing that up.

So is a jackass somehow different than an ass?
a jackass is a male donkey

ginnets are half-horse/ half-donkey too. it depends in which one is the parent.
Neat! Are they sterile too?

So which is which? Horse mom= __________, Donkey mom=___________?

You know there once was a man in the USA who was called Jack Ass and he sued the show 'Jackass' for smontering (that word is just so not correct) his good name.

a jackass is a male donkey
And an ass is female?

This is just a wealth of new and wonderful information!

Neat! Are they sterile too?

So which is which? Horse mom= __________, Donkey mom=___________?
if two animals of different species have offspring together (ie horses and donkeys) then that offspring is always sterile

Neat! Are they sterile too?

So which is which? Horse mom= __________, Donkey mom=___________?
they probably are sterile.

i cant remember which one is which, in fact, it's been annoying me for a while now

My girlfriend says I have a nice ass

One thing my husband always likes to point out is that our daughters seem to dance differently. One dances in the 'latino' way (meaning she shakes her butt first, and the rest of her body follows along), while the other dances in the 'gringo (and Indian I guess) way' where the feet and arms lead and the ass doesn't have too much to do with the whole thing. Do you think ass-shaking is a cultural thing? Or is it ingrained in our genes? I mean, these two girls just started dancing like from three months on...

And an ass is female?

This is just a wealth of new and wonderful information!
no, ass is just a donkey in general, a female donkey is called a jennet or a jenny

if two animals of different species have offspring together (ie horses and donkeys) then that offspring is always sterile
like ligers!
ligers are cool.

if two animals of different species have offspring together (ie horses and donkeys) then that offspring is always sterile
I don't understand how they could produce offspring in the first place! Why is this possible? Are there other species that are able to interbreed and produce offspring?

they probably are sterile.

i cant remember which one is which, in fact, it's been annoying me for a while now
When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the resulting offspring is called a ‘mule’.
When a male horse and a female donkey mate, the offspring is called a ‘hinny’

I don't understand how they could produce offspring in the first place! Why is this possible? Are there other species that are able to interbreed and produce offspring?
if the 2 species have the same number of chromosomes I think they can reproduce (but the offspring is sterile)

When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the resulting offspring is called a ‘mule’.
When a male horse and a female donkey mate, the offspring is called a ‘hinny’
cheers.
we used to use ginnet as a term for a hyper kid. dunno why

The big round bubble that makes up more than a handful?
that's known as a ghetto booty, and is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

I don't understand how they could produce offspring in the first place! Why is this possible? Are there other species that are able to interbreed and produce offspring?

They are "close enough" so to speak. They are different enough that the offspring cannot reproduce, but close enough so that the egg and sperm can fuse and divide properly.

if the 2 species have the same number of chromosomes I think they can reproduce (but the offspring is sterile)

It's a little more complicated than that, but that is certainly a part of it. =)

I have gotten the impression, from repeated pollings, that people tend to prefer big, round, tight asses in women. Not flat and wide...not lumpy and wide...but athletic and round. Why is that exactly? Do women with big round butts fill out clothes better? Does it boil down to a primal sexual selection thing? When we 'check out' someone's ass...male, female or otherwise, what are we 'checking it' for?


I'm not interested in an ass that looks like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese. I dont like the "sat in the gravel for too long"-look.
It can be "big" but not to big-but smooth and well shaped is the main thing. And not too smelly. *L*

They are "close enough" so to speak. They are different enough that the offspring cannot reproduce, but close enough so that the egg and sperm can fuse and divide properly.
because they have the same number of chromosomes

I have a reputation among my friends as being ass-fixated. I don't think it's particularly justified...just one of those things that got blown out of proportion, and now is just something that I tend to live up to, either by design or nature, I'm not sure. However, I did have a five hour bar conversation all about ass once that never really became sexual, so maybe there is something to it. That, and some random moonings that seem to have left emotional scars on some of my more prudish buddies...

So come one, come all...let's talk about ass. And try to keep it clean.(punny!)
There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)

did you know that when a male zebra and a female donkey mate the offspring is called a ‘zedonk’ or ‘zebrass’?

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)
I'm a withdrawn ass-lover! :eek:
spooky :p

because they have the same number of chromosomes

Like I said, it's a little more complicated than that.

Having the same number of chromosomes will allow the sperm and egg to fuse, but it takes a little more genetic similarity to produce a living offspring. In most species, even with the same number of chromosomes, gross deformations would cause the offspring to spontaneously abort long before birth.

Does it boil down to a primal sexual selection thing? When we 'check out' someone's ass...male, female or otherwise, what are we 'checking it' for?

That's a very good question... I think it is often a case of seeing how well they fill their clothing, but as to why... Well, it's aesthetically pleasing, of course, and it may boil down simply to wanting there to be more to touch, but an idea (probably silly) has just flashed through my mind. The buttocks, in a woman at least, serve (in part) as storage compartments for some types of nutrients (namely sugars, I believe). Perhaps a fully rounded backside is a sign of health? I.e., from the male's perspective, that the female eats well, and would be able to feed offspring well during pregnancy and breastfeeding? I don't know; just suggesting it for further consideration...

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)

I had a friend taking a criminology class and they had people ranked by their butt-types. She showed me the picture of the typical "serial killer" butt (no kidding!). Too bad I can't remember what it looked like...

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)
Are you aware of the 0.7 ratio, symmetry, and body fat rules for Alpha male and female mating attraction?

and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Woah. So that explains why I am withdrawn.

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)
well that certainly explains a few things

did you know that when a male zebra and a female donkey mate the offspring is called a ‘zedonk’ or ‘zebrass’?

TInk, you are a never-ending source of amusing and fascinating information. :p

Does that happen often, though? A zebra and a donkey? How about a zebra and a horse; is that possible?

That's a very good question... I think it is often a case of seeing how well they fill their clothing, but as to why... Well, it's aesthetically pleasing, of course, and it may boil down simply to wanting there to be more to touch, but an idea (probably silly) has just flashed through my mind. The buttocks, in a woman at least, serve (in part) as storage compartments for some types of nutrients (namely sugars, I believe). Perhaps a fully rounded backside is a sign of health? I.e., from the male's perspective, that the female eats well, and would be able to feed offspring well during pregnancy and breastfeeding? I don't know; just suggesting it for further consideration...
In certain baboons, (the ones with the bright red rumps), the ass becomes a real visual cue for mating, the bigger, the brighter, the better. Why? Who knows. Your idea has some merit.

Did you know that not long after the whole J-Lo craze (back when she was Jennifer Lopez instead of hip-hop queen J to the Lo) a line of padded underwear came out to 'flesh out' a ladies posterior curves? Padded bras, padded butts, silicon injected lips...there's got to be a biological reason!

TInk, you are a never-ending source of amusing and fascinating information. :p

Does that happen often, though? A zebra and a donkey? How about a zebra and a horse; is that possible?
dude, zebras are little. horses are.......big. little stripey bastard would be cleft in twain, split from the navel to the chaps.

Are you aware of the 0.7 ratio, symmetry, and body fat rules for Alpha male and female mating attraction?
For those of us not familiar with that rule...could you explain it please?

TInk, you are a never-ending source of amusing and fascinating information. :p

Does that happen often, though? A zebra and a donkey? How about a zebra and a horse; is that possible?
yes, they are either a zorse or a hebra
i think the second one is hilarious.

Did you know that not long after the whole J-Lo craze (back when she was Jennifer Lopez instead of hip-hop queen J to the Lo) a line of padded underwear came out to 'flesh out' a ladies posterior curves? Padded bras, padded butts, silicon injected lips...there's got to be a biological reason!
more cushion for the pushin? it could have something to do with the earth mother attraction. men like vuloptuous women. nothin new. it's curvy. it could just be that it feels good, and makes a real nice sound when you're....i'll stop that one right there, i think.

TInk, you are a never-ending source of amusing and fascinating information. :p

Does that happen often, though? A zebra and a donkey? How about a zebra and a horse; is that possible?
yeah, i have a talent for collecting random, useless information, makes me good in general knowledge quizzes though

well i don't imagine donkeys and zebras meet all that often, I mean I'd be quite shocked if i saw a zebra walking along Blackpool beach with the donkies so i guess it can't really happen all that much. I would imagine a zebra and a horse could reproduce, they're both members of the equus family, i don't know what you'd call them though.

and did you know donkey’s milk was once valued as a medicine and was given to premature babies and sick children and to people suffering from tuberculosis, and donkey’s milk contains more sugar and protein than cow’s milk and less fat

Woah. So that explains why I am withdrawn.

Now the next question begging to be answered, Are you withdrawing because the butt is smelly? ;)

Now the next question begging to be answered, Are you withdrawing because the butt is smelly? ;)
*slaps Tarlachia upside the head*

Bad joke. No cookie.

;)

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)

What does it say If i can't stop staring at her face?

What does it say If i can't stop staring at her face?
hee hee, that you're probably gay. :D

hee hee, that you're probably gay. :D

Oh Dear God No!!

*Rushes out to buy porn to straighten myself out... stares at handsome guy at the counter*

men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

:)
So Sir Mix-a-Lot is probably friendless and never leaves the house. Poor guy.

*slaps Tarlachia upside the head*

Bad joke. No cookie.

;)

*narrows eyes*

I want that cookie!

Please?

I have gotten the impression, from repeated pollings, that people tend to prefer big, round, tight asses in women. Not flat and wide...not lumpy and wide...but athletic and round. Why is that exactly?
It's because a round ass fits with the ideal that an attractive woman is curvalicious.

Do you think ass-shaking is a cultural thing? Or is it ingrained in our genes? I mean, these two girls just started dancing like from three months on...
It's definitely cultural.

Now, this attraction to butts...it is also a cultural thing? Black culture (you know, the overweening, single culture that cuts across ethnicity and nationality...just take it in the generalised way it was meant:)) seems to make much of a big butt...but you don't hear many Asian guys or even White guys talking about it much...does it affect how we dance? If black guys like butts, and traditional African (and modern hip hop) dancing involves lots of butt movements in the women...while western dancing (old waltzes, two-stepping and so on) was more about the feet and they weren't talking much about butts...does that mean the attraction is more cultural than biological?

Then again, in western culture...look at those weird bustles that made the butt look huge and stuck out...

...while western dancing (old waltzes, two-stepping and so on) was more about the feet and they weren't talking much about butts...does that mean the attraction is more cultural than biological?
It means that western men like breasts more. Think about it. You can look down a girl's top and say 'I'm not too good with my feet, so I have to watch them'. ;)

Don't let the ass thread DIIIEEE!!!!!!

Don't let the ass thread DIIIEEE!!!!!!
we need pictures!!


http://www.cyderbayfarm.com/honeysuckle3.jpg

Don't let the ass thread DIIIEEE!!!!!!

Why not?

It's an interesting thought to think about, in terms of survival of the species. In some cultures, people look at a woman's wrists/ankles and determine their favorability toward child-bearing, based off the visual strength of the wrists. What would you think that asses would have to this line of thought? There must be more reasons than to have a padded tush while spitting those babies out...

we need pictures!!


http://www.cyderbayfarm.com/honeysuckle3.jpg

My.. Thats some fine ass.

we need pictures!!


http://www.cyderbayfarm.com/honeysuckle3.jpg
It may have been done (being the first donkey picture I came across) but this (http://penut.net/images/links/donkey.jpg) is great :)

My.. Thats some fine ass.
you think that's good? check this ass out:

http://www.cyderbayfarm.com/malachichippy.jpg

we need pictures!!


http://www.cyderbayfarm.com/honeysuckle3.jpg
Soooo cute! I want one!

Why not?
Because asses are wonderful!

In certain baboons, (the ones with the bright red rumps), the ass becomes a real visual cue for mating, the bigger, the brighter, the better. Why? Who knows. Your idea has some merit.

Did you know that not long after the whole J-Lo craze (back when she was Jennifer Lopez instead of hip-hop queen J to the Lo) a line of padded underwear came out to 'flesh out' a ladies posterior curves? Padded bras, padded butts, silicon injected lips...there's got to be a biological reason!

Check out "The Naked Ape" by Desmon Morris. He gets into this in detail

we need pictures!!


http://www.cyderbayfarm.com/honeysuckle3.jpg


What a tiny ass

What a tiny ass
yeah, i can't imagine too many people wanting to have a go at riding that ass on Blackpool beach

yeah, i can't imagine too many people wanting to have a go at riding that ass on Blackpool beach
I don't see why anyone would ride an ass on Blackpool Beach. It's filthy and you might catch something.

I don't see why anyone would ride an ass on Blackpool Beach. It's filthy and you might catch something.
actually it's a lot of fun, i used to do it all the time and i never caught anything!

actually it's a lot of fun, i used to do it all the time and i never caught anything!
:eek: Emoticons cannot describe the shock. You've been on Blackpool beach???? I hope you didn't go near the sea...

just like canoeing in the liffey; great fun but always afraid of catching wren's disease if you capsise

You know, I wonder where Letila is. I'd have thought he'd participate in this thread.

I have a reputation among my friends as being ass-fixated.

I'm not fixated on body parts. It all has to fit together in a nice package.

:eek: Emoticons cannot describe the shock. You've been on Blackpool beach???? I hope you didn't go near the sea...
i used to go jet skiing in the sea all the time, although it was more at the St Annes end of the beach (the cleaner bit)

It's an interesting thought to think about, in terms of survival of the species. In some cultures, people look at a woman's wrists/ankles and determine their favorability toward child-bearing, based off the visual strength of the wrists. What would you think that asses would have to this line of thought? There must be more reasons than to have a padded tush while spitting those babies out...

*Bumps an intellectual thought forward...*

So Shut up Shut up Don't wanna hear it get up get up get outta my way step up step up you never stop me nothing you say is gonna bring me down! And besides i don't mind a nice ass but.... why do you care....

So Shut up Shut up Don't wanna hear it get up get up get outta my way step up step up you never stop me nothing you say is gonna bring me down! And besides i don't mind a nice ass but.... why do you care....
well to be quite honest, you seem a little odd yourself



and I care because i just don't think donkies get all the appreciation they really deserve

I'm not fixated on body parts. It all has to fit together in a nice package.
Let me clarify. Not fixated on asses...fixated on the TOPIC of asses.

Plus that and my speech is often peppered with ass-references. I'm always telling people to kiss my bum.

So Shut up Shut up Don't wanna hear it get up get up get outta my way step up step up you never stop me nothing you say is gonna bring me down! And besides i don't mind a nice ass but.... why do you care....
first post eh...
btw if yoou don't want to associate with wierd people, you're in the wrong place. ;)

holy crap it's late!
I gotta go. enjoy watching me leave.... ;)

holy crap it's late!
I gotta go. enjoy watching me leave.... ;)
*watches* *enjoys*

first post eh...
btw if yoou don't want to associate with wierd people, you're in the wrong place. ;)
Yay! Someone besides me brought in the ass words! Assume! Assimilate! Assignation!

Yay! Someone besides me brought in the ass words! Assume! Assimilate! Assignation!
you should never ASSUME because then you make and ASS out of U and ME


(sorry, that randomly came into my head then)

Are you aware of the 0.7 ratio, symmetry, and body fat rules for Alpha male and female mating attraction?
Yes, as a matter of fact there was a program on the Science Channel the other night about that very thing.

Funny you should bring up this topic. I have a funny history with ass.

My uber gay friend is obsessed with people's butts. And shoes, but that's not the point. He's always asking me what I think about or did I notice so-and-so's ass (or shoes) and I'm like uhh... I wasn't paying attention. And he's like how could you NOT notice. Once he was like "my boyfriend swings his ass when he walks, haven't you noticed?" (he'd been my friend first). "Nope." But when he told me to pay attention next time dear b/f was walking the opposite direction, I humored him. Eh, he was right, but I didn't really care.

I also had rather a negative association to touching asses. My last boyfriend tried to put his hand in my back pocket and I was like "NO". He whined "But it's my ass now I'm going out with you." "NO." "Aww." I never tried to touch his butt needless to say.

My mom, when I started exercising and shaping up, said I was getting a "nice yoga butt." Umm, sure. I glanced in the mirror, shrugged, and kept examining my abs and upper arms.

Now, I am finally paying voluntary attention to ass. I just got a new pair of sweatpants, and for the first time I actually looked at what my butt looked like. Not too bad. My current boyfriend, as opposed to the last, does have the privilege to grab my ass (in private anyway) and his isn't too bad either. Here's to my potentially ass-tastic future.

:rolleyes: :D

Did you know that not long after the whole J-Lo craze (back when she was Jennifer Lopez instead of hip-hop queen J to the Lo) a line of padded underwear came out to 'flesh out' a ladies posterior curves? Padded bras, padded butts, silicon injected lips...there's got to be a biological reason!


Fredricks has had padded panties for a looooooong time. :eek:

Then again, in western culture...look at those weird bustles that made the butt look huge and stuck out...

They also wore corsets that made the waist look smaller and the breast look bigger. The victorian era was very sexual.

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again! :)
Well....studies are just studies!! Generally, I find myself quite withdrawn, unless of course I am in a position where two lovely legs are wrapped around my neck, in which case, I find myself extremely outgoing!!

I do feel sorry for self centered people though!!

Well....studies are just studies!! Generally, I find myself quite withdrawn, unless of course I am in a position where two lovely legs are wrapped around my neck, in which case, I find myself extremely outgoing!!

I do feel sorry for self centered people though!!

*Snigger*

asses so rock! flat ones are crap! smoth asses are da bomb! hail to the ass!!

There was a study done once about the relationship between male personality and attraction to a particular female body part. As I recall, men who admired women's legs were outgoing, men who admired women's breasts were rather self-centered, and men who admired women's buttocks tended to be somewhat withdrawn.

Wish I could find that study again!
hmm... that figures... i'm a little withdrawn and i do like ass ;)
but then i'm also a leg man, but not at all outgoing :confused: