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The next time some madman tries to conquer the world, and the Allies are desperately trying to get their forces together, Germany and Japan should fortify their borders, point at the Allies, laugh and say "Haha **** you, you losing".

that would probably work. its a shame hitler didnt try that then.

Meh, if there's another madman trying to take over the world, he'd probably be from Germany anyway. Wouldn't do much good then.

Meh, if there's another madman trying to take over the world, he'd probably be from Germany anyway. Wouldn't do much good then.

We already tried that.

The next time some madman tries to conquer the world, and the Allies are desperately trying to get their forces together, Germany and Japan should fortify their borders, point at the Allies, laugh and say "Haha **** you, you losing".

There’s just 1 slight problem with your plan. the US has around 70,000 troops still in Germany left from WW2 as well as 22,000 British troops. Japan has a hell of a lot more US troops on it as well as a large US navel base. so yeah they can fortify there boards but it won't do much good.

There’s just 1 slight problem with your plan. the US has around 70,000 troops still in Germany left from WW2 as well as 22,000 British troops. Japan has a hell of a lot more US troops on it as well as a large US navel base. so yeah they can fortify there boards but it won't do much good.

What's that gotta do with it? We'll say "Get the **** out and fight your own goddamn war".

What's that gotta do with it? We'll say "Get the **** out and fight your own goddamn war".

You'll say something in Turkish, cause in 20 years, there won't be any Germans left. Just Turks and a few Indians and Moroccans. ;)

What's that gotta do with it? We'll say "Get the **** out and fight your own goddamn war".

yeah but they won't go because the yanks think it will stop ww3

You're assuming that the U.S. would be the one trying to take over the world. Contrary to what some hairy women might be screaming or writing on cardboard in the street, that's not the plan. Plus, Germany will be half Turk in 10 years, and probably annexed by Turkey in 20. So I wouldn't worry about them doing much of anything.

Yeah, 50, and you're assuming that nothing's going to happen in the world in the next 50 years.

yeah but they won't go because the yanks think it will stop ww3

You're confusing and weird.

Yeah, 50, and you're assuming that nothing's going to happen in the world in the next 50 years.

Alright then, we'll see. I don't see Germans ever having kids again though, in any case.

You'll say something in Turkish, cause in 20 years, there won't be any Germans left. Just Turks and a few Indians and Moroccans. ;)

The Hispanic birthrate in the US is 15%. If this trend continues, by 2020, America will be 120% Hispanic.

The Hispanic birthrate in the US is 15%. If this trend continues, by 2020, America will be 120% Hispanic.

That's the percentage, not the birthrate. And it's not 15% more per year. :p It's 15% total, since 1520 A.D.

That's the percentage, not the birthrate. And it's not 15% more per year. :p It's 15% total, since 1520 A.D.

Nice denial complex.

Nice denial complex.

Denying that the hispanic population increases by 15% per year? I'll deny that all day. If the U.S. and Mexico combined tomorrow, the combined country would still be over half white. And our hispanic minorities aren't generally of a widely different social and religious background, as you could say of Turks.

Denying that the hispanic population increases by 15% per year? I'll deny that all day. If the U.S. and Mexico combined tomorrow, the combined country would still be over half white. And our hispanic minorities aren't generally of a widely different social and religious background, as you could say of Turks.

Yeah, nice denial complex you got there.

At least our government doesn't lose money giving handouts to Mexicans like the German government does with the Turks.

At least our government doesn't lose money giving handouts to Mexicans like the German government does with the Turks.

Sure it does, to illegals. But not nearly as much or as often. And the labor we receive outweighs that by miles.

At least our government doesn't lose money giving handouts to Mexicans like the German government does with the Turks.

That's because they're working for us... a-duh.

That's because they're working for us... a-duh.

Mexicans don't worrk for us? I'd wager they work a hell of a lot harder than Turks, and don't get any child tax credit or unemployment or WIC, 2/3 times.

That's because they're working for us... a-duh.
Our government doesn't give that much to regular people and we do even less for illegals. The point being, in a few decades while the US still has a functional government and society, Germany would be crippled with the enormous costs of raising a vast Turkish population.

Our government doesn't give that much to regular people and we do even less for illegals. The point being, in a few decades while the US still has a functional government and society, Germany would be crippled with the enormous costs of raising a vast Turkish population.

We're not that stupid, we'll cut payments once they get too big.

We're not that stupid, we'll cut payments once they get too big.

Except, by that time, they'll be a huge voting block. I doubt any politician there is going to go through with it.

Except, by that time, they'll be a huge voting block. I doubt any politician there is going to go through with it.

We don't vote on those things. The government just changes it, it's not a voting thing.

You're confusing and weird.

YAY he likes me :D

The next time some madman tries to conquer the world, and the Allies are desperately trying to get their forces together, Germany and Japan should fortify their borders, point at the Allies, laugh and say "Haha **** you, you losing".
Revenge for what? They started it.

We don't vote on those things. The government just changes it, it's not a voting thing.
You're a nut.

Revenge for what? They started it.

No way, man. That was totally the Swedes. They taunted the Germans into it. :rolleyes: Everybody knows that.

You're a nut.

Dude, we DON'T vote on those sort of things. We're a republic, not a democracy.

Revenge for what? They started it.

Yeah, but you didn't have to disintergrate us.

No way, man. That was totally the Swedes. They taunted the Germans into it. :rolleyes: Everybody knows that.
Hitler was jealous of those gorgeous tall Swede blondes. And their victorious, unbeatable army.

Dude, we DON'T vote on those sort of things. We're a republic, not a democracy.
wtf? In a republic people vote for representatives who promise to do certain things for them. A Turk would vote for the representative who promises government handouts. A Turk would not vote for the Neo-nazi who vows to kick the foreigners out of the country and abolish welfare for minorities.

Dude, we DON'T vote on those sort of things. We're a republic, not a democracy.

Yeah, neither do we. But we do hold our Congressmen to account for boneheaded gaffes or support for laws we disagree with, yes? I'm pretty sure Germans do that, too.

Yeah, but you didn't have to disintergrate us.
We? We were on your side. (most of the time)

You'll say something in Turkish, cause in 20 years, there won't be any Germans left. Just Turks and a few Indians and Moroccans. ;)

HAHA genius!!!!

You could say the same with a lot of places in Europe.

There’s just 1 slight problem with your plan. the US has around 70,000 troops still in Germany left from WW2 as well as 22,000 British troops. Japan has a hell of a lot more US troops on it as well as a large US navel base. so yeah they can fortify there boards but it won't do much good.


If Japan sells US treasury bonds the US won't have money to pay their soldiers.

The next time some madman tries to conquer the world, and the Allies are desperately trying to get their forces together, Germany and Japan should fortify their borders, point at the Allies, laugh and say "Haha **** you, you losing".

Nice trolling, retard. Stop sullying my homeland´s reputation with your petty xenophobe rants.

I bet you aren´t even German.

There’s just 1 slight problem with your plan. the US has around 70,000 troops still in Germany left from WW2 as well as 22,000 British troops. Japan has a hell of a lot more US troops on it as well as a large US navel base. so yeah they can fortify there boards but it won't do much good.

Yeah, like that handful of troops matter. :rolleyes:


EDIT: Btw, Japan did get it´s revenge: They unleashed Pokemón and other horrible things at the western culture and world. :eek: ;)

Nice trolling, retard.
Nice flaming. Now stop.

Also, given other threads, I must agree that Kievan-Prussia is indeed trolling here. KNOCK IT OFF.