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If so, check out this little game.
http://addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

No, but I've had the urge to shoot a harpoon through a peice of cheese. Have a game for that?

This is sick. I love it!

485ft is the best I could manage

You come up with the most random games.

567 ft.

572 Feet.....i Rock!

I've managed 693 ft

my top score is 1,233 feet, a combination of launching full power at 45 degrees and incredible luck. I also had some very near misses to a trampoline also, curses.

I'll submit the score, if it's easy. Guo Xiang should be the name.

849 is my current high score.

http://img150.echo.cx/img150/98/hs9kw.jpg

Kewl.

damnit! I'd have taken a screenshot but my compy didn't comply, and the hassle of uploading is still too great.

lol! This game is so fun!! You guys are good, my high score was like 254 :(

lol! This game is so fun!! You guys are good, my high score was like 254 :(
It's not skill, it's all luck. The explosives, trampolines, flesh eating plants and spikes are distributed randomly and you can't really aim for them.

572 Feet.....i Rock!

Horrible, 898 Feet-ME

For some reason it is not 45 degree but 30 degrees that is ideal but it is not a vacuum.

1077 feet. My best one yet.

It's because kitty is bouncy, and forward momentum is the key, but you still need height. So a slight forward >upward bias is beneficial, methinks.

Overanalysed?

1397 ft I love this game!!

I wonder how illegal it would be to do this in real life? Maybe we could get away with it in Wisconsin.

I wonder how illegal it would be to do this in real life? Maybe we could get away with it in Wisconsin.

*frowns at DC*

1,928. The trick is to hit as many explosives as possible.

*frowns at DC*
Oh come on, it's interesting to think about but I'd never do it.

Hey, in Wisconsin we might be able to shoot kittens at other kittens!

Oh come on, it's interesting to think about but I'd never do it.

Hey, in Wisconsin we might be able to shoot kittens at other kittens!


I know....I wont let the cat out of the bag that youre really a sweet fuzzy fluffly bear.....no sir......I just wont do it.

But pick me up some cheese while youre up there.

767 ft
826 ft new high score

This game originally came from Newgrounds.com

I know....I wont let the cat out of the bag that youre really a sweet fuzzy fluffly bear.....no sir......I just wont do it.

But pick me up some cheese while youre up there.
Hey! You let the cat out of the bag! That was my ammo. :(

1046 ft.

There's a somwhat stranger and more hilarious version where you are a Japanese Anime chick kicking a boy in the air, who will be kicked by other girls. You can even launch special moves and combos a la King of Fighters / Street Fighter.

Here it is. (http://www.geocities.jp/lledoece/nanaca-crash)

Fran

Hey! You let the cat out of the bag! That was my ammo. :(


*refrains from making a really dirty joke here*

oh alright here......*hands DC a bag of kittens she was gonna put in the river*

*refrains from making a really dirty joke here*

oh alright here......*hands DC a bag of kittens she was gonna put in the river*


Peech as a likkle girl? (http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF019BCKittySaved.jpg)

Say it ain't so?

1535 Woot!

*refrains from making a really dirty joke here*

oh alright here......*hands DC a bag of kittens she was gonna put in the river*
Oh go ahead. I like dirty jokes.

1,326 was my best. Got a screen to prove it, but I can't seem to attach it.

Oh go ahead. I like dirty jokes.


yeah but I'd hate for us both to get banned in the one swoop of the Mod fist
then all we'd have is each other for a week.......then again.....not so bad.

(yeah its that dirty)-its a kitten thread...would you expect any less from me? ;)

I suck at this game. Show them the skeleton thingy from Ligotti. I play with that all the time.

yeah but I'd hate for us both to get banned in the safe swoop of the Mod fist
then all we'd have is each other for a week.......then again.....not so bad.

(yeah its that dirty)-its a kitten thread...would you expect any less from me? ;)

I suck at this game. Show them the skeleton thingy from Ligotti. I play with that all the time.
What? That skeleton puppet? It really has nothing to do with Ligotti. I submitted it to the Ligotti message board because it's a puppet, and they figgure into the mythology that runs through his fiction. Plus I forgot the website.

Noooooo! Either nobody seen the joke I made with the funny link last page, or nobody finds it funny and is sparing me the ritual humiliation....
Post twenty-nine *had to slip it in somehow* I curse you....

What? That skeleton puppet? It really has nothing to do with Ligotti. I submitted it to the Ligotti message board because it's a puppet, and they figgure into the mythology that runs through his fiction. Plus I forgot the website.

My bad......its pretty neat. Mi gusta!

My bad......its pretty neat. Mi gusta!
I'm glad you like it. I kept breakin the puppet. The arms and legs would come off and it wouldn't work anymore. Kind of like my pets, my playmates when I was a kid, and the prostitutes I hire nowadays.


Wow, I've got a screwed up sense of humor.

1,333 thats my highest

1865. Hit three dynamites in succession, then hit a balloon and went 500 feet in the air flying very fast, then landed on some spikes. The poor cat.

aww that was a piece of crap i was going forever and then my kitty got eaten by a venus fly trap right when it was coming down

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chris2000ta/231.jpg

1179 ft. - first try.

on my...10 or so try, i got a 2590. Went up 200ft and was going VERY VERY fast. (started @ 20.5 degrees)
I tried the highscore system, but it didn't work... oh well.

on my...10 or so try, i got a 2590. Went up 200ft and was going VERY VERY fast. (started @ 20.5 degrees)
I tried the highscore system, but it didn't work... oh well.

My lowest was 17ft... is it possible to get any lower?

Oooh I got a new highest: 2160ft

http://fast.filespace.org/kako/kitty.PNG

1017

993 feet :)

Why doesn't the high score thing work?
Is NationStates slashdotting it?

1017

1218

891. Nice

as long as it is a digital cat/cannon

1386. that was awesome.

2241 feet here.

http://img82.echo.cx/img82/364/image25pq.jpg

1713. ph33r.

I have a strawberries and cream chupa chup for anybody who gets 1337

Ever had the urge to shoot a kitten out of a cannon?

yes.. very often. does that make me a bad person?

yes.. very often. does that make me a bad person?

Depends on the types of cat.

Depends on the types of cat.

the fluffy orange ones that go "meeeeeeeeeeeow!" the whole time would be the most satisifying.

the fluffy orange ones that go "meeeeeeeeeeeow!" the whole time would be the most satisifying.

You, sir, are a very twisted person. And I like that :D.

You, sir, are a very twisted person. And I like that :D.

*sage-like nod*

would you like the next shot? try to aim high, and see if it lands on its feet.

http://www.illspirit.co.uk/record.gif

http://www.illspirit.co.uk/record.gif
Get a life.

Okay.

1.092

1,359 ft

That game is strangely addictive considering it involves one button push...

Love the venus kitten trap :D

1581. W00t.

http://www.illspirit.co.uk/record.gif

Jesus christ, I hope that image is doctored.

Here's a very similair game only much, much better. You actually have a bit of control over the projectile.

http://www.lolikon.org/misc/nanaca-crash_v104.swf

Course it's doctored. My kitty-whacking skills are far too inadequate to reach that.

1665ft...

http://spaam.cheekysod.com/kitty.jpg

915..... I can do it


ooh 1346 now