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Dumbest Headline seen recently (not from Book)

Syniks
13-04-2005, 21:47
Today, my local excuse for a "professional" newspaper printed this headline:

Man found dead in cemetery :confused:

My question is.... Duh? :rolleyes:

Must be from the Columbia School of "Journalisim". :headbang:
Sdaeriji
13-04-2005, 21:53
Here's a wild shot in the dark? Maybe it was a recently alive person found dead in the cemetary, not one of the buried corpses. Maybe he had a knife sticking out of his back. Maybe he owed me $50.

I deny everything.
Syniks
13-04-2005, 21:57
Here's a wild shot in the dark? Maybe it was a recently alive person found dead in the cemetary, not one of the buried corpses. Maybe he had a knife sticking out of his back. Maybe he owed me $50.

I deny everything.
Um, yes. The point is rather than writing a sensible, unambiguous headline like:

"Body of gunshot victim found near cemetery entrance" (as was the case),

they chose to run somthing short and ambiguous that sounds really stupid.