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April is the month of hell for me. Recently I've been attacked by an opossum, hit in the face with a lead pipe, accidentally cracked my back so hard that some of my senses were temporarily disabled, and now as I was eating a chicken pot pie my jaw dislocated.

What the hell is up with me!?!?! Somebody help me!

April is the month of hell for me. Recently I've been attacked by an opossum, hit in the face with a lead pipe, accidentally cracked my back so hard that some of my senses were temporarily disabled, and now as I was eating a chicken pot pie my jaw dislocated.

What the hell is up with me!?!?! Somebody help me!
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April is the month of hell for me. Recently I've been attacked by an opossum, hit in the face with a lead pipe, accidentally cracked my back so hard that some of my senses were temporarily disabled, and now as I was eating a chicken pot pie my jaw dislocated.

What the hell is up with me!?!?! Somebody help me!

Have you consider the possibility that God hates you? Have you done something to really piss her off?

Maybe that oppossum was Her messenger!

Seriously, sorry dude. That sucks.

Have you consider the possibility that God hates you? Have you done something to really piss her off?

Maybe that oppossum was Her messenger!

Seriously, sorry dude. That sucks.

Considering the fact I have no belief in god in any way, shape, or form I did not consider that. I also kicked that's Opossum's ass. I have been doing nothing lately but studying and being a good boy :D

However these freakish accidents keep popping up, so there must be more to the situation.

I'm sorry, I really am, I just can't resist. You see, when I first skimmed over the thread titles and saw yours, I could've sworn it said, "April, Not in my Mouth!"

I'm bad that way...I once heard, "We wish you a Merry Christmas" as "naked Christians on the ground". I'm not sure what's wrong with me!

hide out - no I can see that goign bad too

sorry - yer skrewed

I'm sorry, I really am, I just can't resist. You see, when I first skimmed over the thread titles and saw yours, I could've sworn it said, "April, Not in my Mouth!"

I'm bad that way...I once heard, "We wish you a Merry Christmas" as "naked Christians on the ground". I'm not sure what's wrong with me!
Well, you've got a dirrrty mind!

I'm sorry, I really am, I just can't resist. You see, when I first skimmed over the thread titles and saw yours, I could've sworn it said, "April, Not in my Mouth!"

I'm bad that way...I once heard, "We wish you a Merry Christmas" as "naked Christians on the ground". I'm not sure what's wrong with me!

In actuality, if April is a female I'd be saying "April, please in my mouth" naw mean?!? *nudge nudge* :p

But anywho, it's perfectly fine I misunderstand people quite a lot.

In actuality, if April is a female I'd be saying "April, please in my mouth" naw mean?!? *nudge nudge* :p

But anywho, it's perfectly fine I misunderstand people quite a lot.
LOL!

Now, if you meant to say that people misunderstand YOU a lot, that would just be beyond hilarious!

And if not, then not.

LOL!

Now, if you meant to say that people misunderstand YOU a lot, that would just be beyond hilarious!

And if not, then not.

Well Bob, I'm going to have to say the nay-no.

Considering the fact I have no belief in god in any way, shape, or form I did not consider that. I also kicked that's Opossum's ass. I have been doing nothing lately but studying and being a good boy :D

However these freakish accidents keep popping up, so there must be more to the situation.


lol...i love reading your posts. I can just hear you saying "I kicked that Opossums ass."

I think you need to get a good luck charm .....

April is the month of hell for me. Recently I've been attacked by an opossum, hit in the face with a lead pipe, accidentally cracked my back so hard that some of my senses were temporarily disabled, and now as I was eating a chicken pot pie my jaw dislocated.

What the hell is up with me!?!?! Somebody help me!

Is this worst than most, or is April the only bad month?

What the hell is up with me!?!?! Somebody help me!
Well, God doesn't hate His children, so I'm at a loos to explain it.

Buddhist theory might assert you were born with good karma. This theory would then go on to assert that the warranty on your good karma has expired.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

April is the month of hell for me. Recently I've been attacked by an opossum, hit in the face with a lead pipe, accidentally cracked my back so hard that some of my senses were temporarily disabled, and now as I was eating a chicken pot pie my jaw dislocated.

What the hell is up with me!?!?! Somebody help me!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Hahahaha, that was a good one, huh? Especially spreading it out over the entire month, so you wouldn't be expecting it.

I'm sorry, I really am, I just can't resist. You see, when I first skimmed over the thread titles and saw yours, I could've sworn it said, "April, Not in my Mouth!"

Thats what i thought it said too.

lol...i love reading your posts. I can just hear you saying "I kicked that Opossums ass."

I think you need to get a good luck charm .....

haha, I think you are quite right. How about I wear big clocks around my neck like Flavor Flave? Think of the benefits. It would bring luck to me, and everybody can see what time it is from miles away.

haha, I think you are quite right. How about I wear big clocks around my neck like Flavor Flave? Think of the benefits. It would bring luck to me, and everybody can see what time it is from miles away.

What you need, my friend, is a magic belt. You know what I'm talking about.

What you need, my friend, is a magic belt. You know what I'm talking about.

Hell yeah! That way if any opossum tries to kill me next time I'll be able to slap it up and when I defeat it I'll stare at a camera and say "And that's a cannie pan, all the way down"

haha, I think you are quite right. How about I wear big clocks around my neck like Flavor Flave? Think of the benefits. It would bring luck to me, and everybody can see what time it is from miles away.


I wish more people would wear big clocks around their necks.....it would be so helpful to others.

*shops for matching clocks for herself and Kejott*

Hell yeah! That way if any opossum tries to kill me next time I'll be able to slap it up and when I defeat it I'll stare at a camera and say "And that's a cannie pan, all the way down"

Word.

I wish more people would wear big clocks around their necks.....it would be so helpful to others.

*shops for matching clocks for herself and Kejott*

oooo, can it have snoopy on it!?!

oooo, can it have snoopy on it!?!


indeed......

one Snoopy clock, size:x-tra large

one Woodstock clock, size x-tra large

and 2 20 inch chains(real chains, not necklaces) to adorn our new fashion statement/good luck charms


@ Potaria....hey! I say "word" too.

Well, God doesn't hate His children, so I'm at a loos to explain it.

Buddhist theory might assert you were born with good karma. This theory would then go on to assert that the warranty on your good karma has expired.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

So, what your saying is that he should have gotten the wxtended warranty?
Im thinking my parents forgot to buy a warranty for me :(

indeed......

one Snoopy clock, size:x-tra large

one Woodstock clock, size x-tra large

and 2 20 inch chains(real chains, not necklaces) to adorn our new fashion statement/good luck charms


@ Potaria....hey! I say "word" too.

It's all good.

indeed......

one Snoopy clock, size:x-tra large

one Woodstock clock, size x-tra large

and 2 20 inch chains(real chains, not necklaces) to adorn our new fashion statement/good luck charms


@ Potaria....hey! I say "word" too.

I need my chain spraypainted with fake gold, that would make it look juuust right. I'll buy us some Pootie Tang belts to go with it, just in case we ever encounter Dirty Dee or Bad Biddy. :)

I need my chain spraypainted with fake gold, that would make it look juuust right. I'll buy us some Pootie Tang belts to go with it, just in case we ever encounter Dirty Dee or Bad Biddy. :)


lol...

can we glue some cubic zirconians (sp) to our front teeth too?

*is pretty fly for a white girl*

I need my chain spraypainted with fake gold, that would make it look juuust right. I'll buy us some Pootie Tang belts to go with it, just in case we ever encounter Dirty Dee or Bad Biddy. :)

That's the spirit!

lol...

can we glue some cubic zirconians (sp) to our front teeth too?

*is pretty fly for a white girl*

Yes, but while we're at it. Why not install some mini spotlights and a mini stage with mini broadway singers and dancers inside our mouths? Then we could put some Las Vegas lights on our chin telling people when the shows start. :p

That's the spirit!

You have to tell me when you see Pootie Tang! I am dying to know what you'll think of it!

Yes, but while we're at it. Why not install some mini spotlights and a mini stage with mini broadway singers and dancers inside our mouths? Then we could put some Las Vegas lights on our chin telling people when the shows start. :p


and here I was going to suggest that....and thought you might think thats a bit too much. Its like one mind I tell ya....

and I am getting some platform shoes that have a fishbowl in the heels.

with all of this.....bad luck is certain to pass us by

and here I was going to suggest that....and thought you might think thats a bit too much. Its like one mind I tell ya....

and I am getting some platform shoes that have a fishbowl in the heels.

with all of this.....bad luck is certain to pass us by

:eek: Pure genius! Bad luck will have bad luck if we accentuate ourselves with platform fishbowl shoes. I like the way you think!

:eek: Pure genius! Bad luck will have bad luck if we accentuate ourselves with platform fishbowl shoes. I like the way you think!


and if all of that doesnt work.....we can ride around in this car-o-luck (http://www.katuszonek.com/Reno/AA_59Cadillac.jpg) (i stole that pic from another thread)

You have to tell me when you see Pootie Tang! I am dying to know what you'll think of it!

When I see it, I will tell you. You will be the first to know!

and if all of that doesnt work.....we can ride around in this car-o-luck (http://www.katuszonek.com/Reno/AA_59Cadillac.jpg) (i stole that pic from another thread)

lol, we must eat Lucky Charms as well. Speaking of Lucky Charms do you eat cereal? If so what is your fave?

lol, we must eat Lucky Charms as well. Speaking of Lucky Charms do you eat cereal? If so what is your fave?

Fruity Pebbles, Honeycomb and Rasin Nut Bran

Cereal is the most perfect food on earth. I made a "whats your fav cereal" thread about 2 weeks ago.....again..one mind.

And its best to eat late at night!

Cereal is the most perfect food on earth.
And its best to eat late at night!

:fluffle:

Fruity Pebbles, Honeycomb and Rasin Nut Bran

Cereal is the most perfect food on earth. I made a "whats your fav cereal" thread about 2 weeks ago.....again..one mind.

And its best to eat late at night!

Dammnnn straight! I eat Honeycombs, Apple Jacks, Frankenberry, Reese's Peanutbutter Cereal, and Cracklin Oat Bran(that stuff is SO good it makes me want to jump up and kick someone in the teeth!).

Dammnnn straight! I eat Honeycombs, Apple Jacks, Frankenberry, Reese's Peanutbutter Cereal, and Cracklin Oat Bran(that stuff is SO good it makes me want to jump up and kick someone in the teeth!).

Holy shit. I could live off of that stuff!

Dammnnn straight! I eat Honeycombs, Apple Jacks, Frankenberry, Reese's Peanutbutter Cereal, and Cracklin Oat Bran(that stuff is SO good it makes me want to jump up and kick someone in the teeth!).

That makes me wanna put on our new duds and eat some cereal and then go out and fight crime by kicking the bad guys in the teeth. They could make action figures of us.... :eek:

That makes me wanna put on our new duds and eat some cereal and then go out and fight crime by kicking the bad guys in the teeth. They could make action figures of us.... :eek:

You have the super amazing ability to rescue people from pools while fully clothed, while I have the powers to kick anybody's ass, including opossums!

You have the super amazing ability to rescue people from pools while fully clothed, while I have the powers to kick anybody's ass, including opossums!


Look! Up in the sky!! Its a bird...its a plane......its.......SWIMMY GIRL AND ASS KICKING MAN!

able to leap tall Opossums in a single bound...

Look! Up in the sky!! Its a bird...its a plane......its.......SWIMMY GIRL AND ASS KICKING MAN!

able to leap tall Opossums in a single bound...

haha! We're never going to let that Opossoum incident go to rest are we?

haha! We're never going to let that Opossoum incident go to rest are we?


we cant...its just too good.


I will have a funny story that you can hold against me too I'm sure......weird stuff happens to me so often, thats its not even weird anymore.

we cant...its just too good.


I will have a funny story that you can hold against me too I'm sure......weird stuff happens to me so often, thats its not even weird anymore.

Then lay one on me! I'm curious as to what wackiness occurs in your life.

Then lay one on me! I'm curious as to what wackiness occurs in your life.


well lets see...

there was the time I was so nervous about a big job interview that I went out and bought a fine new suit and shoes, got my hair done, manicure, pedicure.....got up extra early that morning to make sure I made an excellent first impression.....and I got to the interview and 5 minutes before my appointment, I looked down and realized I was wearing my slippers. Red, bright, fuzzy house slippers. I was so nervous I forgot my shoes. I get dressed and put on my slippers while I finish up in the mornings and then put my shoes on last. I went ahead with the interview ......but....


I did not get that job .....always made me wonder if it was the shoes.

thats no match for your story. I will scan the archives in my brain and find something good

well lets see...

there was the time I was so nervous about a big job interview that I went out and bought a fine new suit and shoes, got my hair done, manicure, pedicure.....got up extra early that morning to make sure I made an excellent first impression.....and I got to the interview and 5 minutes before my appointment, I looked down and realized I was wearing my slippers. Red, bright, fuzzy house slippers. I was so nervous I forgot my shoes. I get dressed and put on my slippers while I finish up in the mornings and then put my shoes on last. I went ahead with the interview ......but....


I did not get that job .....always made me wonder if it was the shoes.

thats no match for your story. I will scan the archives in my brain and find something good

Haha, very entertaining! How could you forget the fact that you had a bunch of fuzzy material on your feet? You must get REALLY nervous about stuff.

Holy shit. I could live off of that stuff!

It's delicious AND nutritious! :D

Haha, very entertaining! How could you forget the fact that you had a bunch of fuzzy material on your feet? You must get REALLY nervous about stuff.

Actually I usually dont get nervous at all. But I worked myself up over that one. They were so comfortable!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Hahahaha, that was a good one, huh? Especially spreading it out over the entire month, so you wouldn't be expecting it.

"Hey, that's so great dude. What'ja doin' next?" (Sdaeriji leans over and conspiringly whispers)"Spspspspspsppspsps" "Oh man that is so righteous."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Actually I usually dont get nervous at all. But I worked myself up over that one. They were so comfortable!

The worst I've ever done was go on a date in a Star Trek uniform. My date thought it was cool but other people surely didn't. I just gave them the finger and kept on not caring.

I don't dress like a "normal person". I sometimes wear traditional Kung Fu uniforms, you know the black ones with the white buttons going up the front.

The worst I've ever done was go on a date in a Star Trek uniform. My date thought it was cool but other people surely didn't. I just gave them the finger and kept on not caring.

I don't dress like a "normal person". I sometimes wear traditional Kung Fu uniforms, you know the black ones with the white buttons going up the front.


Thats just righteous.......takes a real man to sport a Trek uniform on a date and pull it off. I salute you. Will you stop getting cooler by the second ???

Thats just righteous.......takes a real man to sport a Trek uniform on a date and pull it off. I salute you. Will you stop getting cooler by the second ???

:p The question is: When will YOU stop getting cooler by the second?!? I haven't met someone as badass as you since....ummmm...hmm...NEVER!

:fluffle:

:p The question is: When will YOU stop getting cooler by the second?!? I haven't met someone as badass as you since....ummmm...hmm...NEVER!

:fluffle:

ok that does it.....I'm adding you to AIM or MSN.....be back in a bit...din din. :fluffle:

ok that does it.....I'm adding you to AIM or MSN.....be back in a bit...din din. :fluffle:

No Yahoo Messenger here love, although I have MSN messenger. Prefibly MSN!

No Yahoo Messenger here love, although I have MSN messenger.

I was looking at my own messenger icons under peechland instead of yours :rolleyes:

MSN it is. later daddio :)

I was looking at my own messenger icons under peechland instead of yours :rolleyes:

MSN it is. later daddio :)

haha, I do that all the time. Later my little snuffleluffiguss bunny from the land of fluffles. :D

That's quite funny, cause April has definetely been my month. So far in April, I've gotten laid twice, got my driver's license, got a car, a job, and an awesome girlfriend.

Teehee.

Oh, all in the span of about 13 days.