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Celebrity versus Celebrity

Zotona
13-04-2005, 20:07
I thought it would be fun if we had a thread where we had battles, celebrity versus celebrity. I'll go first: Hilary Duff versus Linsay Lohan.

Round One: Who's more sickeningly adorable?
Hilary Duff wins this round. Why? Spend two seconds listening to one of her songs or watching a movie/TV show with her in it. You'll get it.

Round Two: Who would win in a one-on-one street fight?
Linsay Lohan wins this round. Why? She's the party girl, she KNOWS how to fight! All Hilary Duff can do is pull hair and stuff, while Linsay probably knows how to BEAT PEOPLE'S _SSES IN! Plus, if all else fails, she's got the incredibly effective Booby Slam attack.

Round Three: Who has more talent?
Linsay Lohan wins this round. Why? Acting-wise, she can play several different kinds of characters, and Hilary Duff can only play herself or a Lizzie McGuire-esque character. Not only that, Linsay Lohan's singing is less annoying.

Overall winner: Linsay Lohan.

Y'all's turn!
Kevady
13-04-2005, 20:13
heh, I might do one soon ;)
HannibalBarca
13-04-2005, 20:23
Wouldn't a celebrity death match be better! ;)
Zotona
13-04-2005, 20:24
Wouldn't a celebrity death match be better! ;)
Heh.
Whispering Legs
13-04-2005, 20:28
Vin Diesel in a street fight with Matt Damon...
Zotona
13-04-2005, 20:29
Vin Diesel in a street fight with Matt Damon...
Vin Diesel wins, I'd say.