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Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D
1. A sports bra

2. Rugby

3. Peach

4. Yes, because I wouldn't trust you with my unconscious body

5. My dog. Mainly because I don't own one

6. I already did. It was delicious

7. No, I want them to.

8. Cake, and wedding. Someone else's wedding.

9. If the ball exploded when it hit the pins.

10. Neither, I would treasure both forever

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A jock strap. For obvious reasons.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Synchronized swimming.

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Clear.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

Nope.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A giraffe.

Are you going to eat that?

What, this? *munch munch* Yeah. I am.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

None that haven't already fallen into the wrong hands.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Pie. Banana cream.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Firearms.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

I doubt I'd survive a summer with you.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A catcher's glove.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Figure skating.

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Skin colour.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

You can't be the only one passed out.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A spanked monkey.

Are you going to eat that?

I already did.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Bittorrent is never wrong.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

A flavourless pie cake.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

It being a sport, for one.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

Come on, I wouldn't hurt you that much, if you'd just learn to relax...

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D


1:The left shinguard

2: Atlas Balls :D (it's no longer applicable, but come on!)

3:All pink, with yellow polka dots, natch.

4: Don't drink... can't catch me so easily.

5: a dolphin!

6: Yes. Yes I am.

7:I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon. Though, if there were, I'd probably sell them. So no.

8: Giant cake. pie burns. Chocolate flavour.

9: Zombies. Zombies make EVERY sport more interesting.

10: the physical scars, I'd hope.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
Water bottle.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Indoor football

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Dark green

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Can't make any such promises

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Walrus

Are you going to eat that?
No, but I will play with it for a bit.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Yes

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Macaronii pie

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Free raoming cobras and a cobra aphodisac mist-spray.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Emotional, it's not a real scar unless it's permanent.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D
1) Sportsbra-:D

2) Rugby

3)Red

4) No

5) A 90 year old, female human being-first thought, HOW DID THAT GET THERE

6) yes, and no you can't have it.

7) Yes

8) Gient apple pie-YUUM!

9) make it into a contact sport with-wait for it-Human balls.

10) Physical-I'd be tramatised for years.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
a cod piece (picture fencing...I'm THAT supportive.)
If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Hide and seek...but I'd always cheat.
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
White. Cuz it'd be the only time I'd ever be that colour.
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Well...yes...because I like my fornication to be conscious.
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Why are you assuming I'd be disturbed by something like that?
Are you going to eat that?
*mouth full*...Uh, no, I guess not...you want some?
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Almost were...I thought I might want to be Prime Minister of Canada one day though, so I refrained. barely.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Pie. Apple.
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Evertime you throw a gutter ball, you have to drink a shot of tequila. Wait...that's ALREADY how we play it...
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Hon, I think you'd be the one seeking therapy. Rar!

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

Helmet. I dunno why. I just would be.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Soccer. (USA meaning)

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

BLUE! BLUE! *Sings 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'*

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

Probably.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Ooh... a slimey toad. No, a King Kobra. No... Michael Jackson's llamma.

Are you going to eat that?

YES! Back off! Mine! Uh... what were you talking about, anyway?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Maybe not the kind you're thinking of.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Giant cake! I hate pie. It would be Red Velvet, or Vanilla, or Funfetti. Or chocolate, or... I like cake, okay! :D

What do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If we bowled with the Lollipop Guild as pins and Hilary Duff's head as a bowling ball.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

Physical.

1. A sports bra

2. Rugby


Now thats just strange....

Now thats just strange....
Great minds. My girlfriend plays rugby, and I wouldn't much mind being her sports bra.

1. goal posts

2. syncronized diving

3. neon clear

4. nope

5.you
6.sure

7.no
8.pie, cherry, yummy
9.blindfolds

10. looks around do i have to?

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
Hockey stick
If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
All-girl naked wrestling...
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Red
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
No
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
A fat chick (or possibly a fat bloke)
Are you going to eat that?
No, I'm just going to chew it up and spit it at someone
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
No
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Chocolate cake
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Hang-gliders
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Physical scars

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D


1. Baseball bat.

2. Formula 1 racing.

3. Silver

4. Of course I would. Why would I want to go and pass out when I could be stalking you through the crowd.

5. Goliath Bird Eating Spider. And I am now going to have nightmares because of that thought.

6. Na. You can have it.

7. I don't think so. At least I hope not...

8. Giant cake. Cream and jam sponge.

9. If there were sexy half naked men doing pole dances each time a player got a strike.

10. Physical. Emotional scars like that...they don't go away too quickly.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

Timer. Because im pedantic.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Modern Pentathon

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Black.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

No.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Blue Whale. How did it get there? And where is the front of my house?

Are you going to eat that?

Yes. Pass me the ketchup, please.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Nope, just pictures.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Cake. Blueberry.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Ape costumes. Everything is better with ape costumes.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

Dunno, they are your scars.

1) Sweat band.

2) Foxy Boxing.

3) I'd shed my skin.

4) No. I wouldn't be at the party at all, mind.

5) Wooly Mammoth.

6) Yes.

7) There are no videotapes of me, period. *Not camera friendly*

8) Pie, apple.

9) A random chance that your bowling ball will return rigged with such delights as 'Anthrax vial', 'Exploding core', 'Gamma radiation emmiter' and 'Big-ass rusty spikes'.

10) My scars. Yours would never fade.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A baseball bat or something, I can be pretty blunt sometimes.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Bowling (well, the enhanced version, see below :D )

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Black and Yellow

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

I would definately try to pass out AFTER you, yes :D

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A dodo, because I thought they were extinct...

Are you going to eat that?

I already ate it a couple of times, but it just keeps coming out again. You still want that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Not anymore, I destroyed them all...

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Chocolate cake, off course

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Beer. Lots of it.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

The ones I got before or after that summer?

:D
answers in bold

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

1. A lacrosse stick or a soccer net

2. Definetly swimming. Mmmmm the sexiness...

3. Metallic lavender, and then I run around in a room with a strobe light *shimmers*

4. Yes, but I make an extra effort not to pass out for every person that's there. People can't be trusted.

5. A squid. *twitch* Slimy...

6. I would, but it has to cool for two hours.

7. No, I avoid video cameras.

8. A giant pie, pumkin, but it's still cooling...

9. If the pins moved around the lane and dodged the ball. Heh heh.

10. Emotional, I get over things easily.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A women's volleyball net.


If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Bocci ball


If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Plaid


Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?


I don't drink anymore. Sorry. :)


What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?


Anne Coulter


Are you going to eat that?


Take what you want and I'll eat the rest.


Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?


I enjoy every video tape made of me and show them to whomever wishes to see them. In short ... no.


Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Could it be a taco instead?


WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Full body contact strip bowling with baby oil.


If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?


Any scars would be worn as a badge of honor.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?


Metal baseball bat


If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

American football


If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?


black


Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

No not really, sorry.


What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A squirrel, let me explain. The first time I spent the night at my girl's house. I woke up one morning, and I found her pet squirrel sitting on my chest looking at me. I almost flung that thing to the wall! lol.


Are you going to eat that?

Yes


Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Not really


Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Chocolate Cake!


WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Exploding bowling balls!


If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?


Physical

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

hmm...dunno


If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

dunno bout this one either


If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Dark blue


Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

If you were there, I dont think I'd have a problem staying awake...something tells me it'd be quite a party


What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Elephant...although, that begs the question: how big is my bed?


Are you going to eat that?

Probably not, but that doesnt mean you can have it.


Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Not that I know of...


Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Giant cherry pie


WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Gotta go with making it a full-contact sport...


If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

You'd be scarred for life...

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
football? :confused:

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
none, i h8 sports :mad:

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
black lol its slimming :p

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
erm...i'd ave to think about that ;)

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
an ant eater....scary :eek:

Are you going to eat that?
eat wot? ... the animal? :confused:

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
nope, i dont no how to use a video recorder :confused:

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
CAKE! um...chocolate mmm... :D

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
being aloud to roll down the ally lying on a skatebored and going head first into the pins while recording it and making a mini jackass movie :p

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
i wudnt spend a summer wiv you, wot do u think i am, mad? :confused:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A lady's swimming suit.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Cricket. Because it's incomprehensible... and boring, too. ;)

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Grey.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

No, why?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

An elephant, probably...

Are you going to eat that?

The elephant? No. I'm a veggie, and besides, it might just exceed my stomach capacity.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Videotapes, no. Photos, yes. Notably those taken just a few days ago in which I'm stark naked and... uh... Well, I've been given assurances they won't be shown around. Or not too much.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Cake. Lemon.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Zero-gravity...

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

I wouldn't. My sanity is precious to me. :p

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

Shin gaurd.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Tree fishing.

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Why mess with greatness?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

Nah, I'd just sue if you tried anything.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A kangaroo. Mostly because they don't exist.

Are you going to eat that?

Here's a deal. I get to chew it up and you get to swallow the mush.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

There are 378 of them, all of them safely in the hands of the CIA, away from those who might use them to create nuclear war.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Giant Pie. Lemon Meringue.

What do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Strap the players to a cot, so that they can still move one arm. This will be their bowling arm. Above them will be a razor sharp pendulum that lowers over time and goes even faster for every pin they miss (sort of like Poe's Pit and the Pendulum). This would also probably shorten each game to few adrenaline pumped frames.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

Physical scars, unless I keep picking at the scabs.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

Baseball Bat


If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Baseball of course.


If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Blue


Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

sure


What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

scorpion, freaky looking things.


Are you going to eat that?

well i was going to.


Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

yea, but not very many, like 10 or 12.


Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

pie, cherry.


WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

girls.


If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

physical.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

1.A shoe
2.Varsity Lazy
3.Transparent
4.Yea!!!
5.A Giant Lobster
6.Hells Yes
7.I hope not
8.A Giant Strawberry Shortcake
9.One Word:Funk.
10.The emotional scars will never vanish, my friend.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be? Definitely a mouthguard. I keep your smile pretty and shiny, but won't really help you do anything.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be? Water polo. I mean come on, it's polo in the water. What's not to love?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted? Blue, it complements my.....nether regions.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance? Oh, hell yes.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed? Whatever bit Tovar. I really don't want to meet one of those things.

Are you going to eat that? Hell yeah, bitch. Don't you forget it, either!

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands? Only one, and it fell into the wrong hands anyway. Damn video cameras, the school told me they weren't on! Now all of a sudden I'm splattered across half the Star Wars web-sites on the internet.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor? A giant pie, and blueberry.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport? Putting two balls on the end of a stick and adding a "Sudden Death: Full Contact" round at the end of the game.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars? Emotional scars, for some reason my scars stick around for a long time. I still have this mark on my.....uh....place from when a bee stung me when I was six.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

hockey stick

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

hockey

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Blue, so I could be a smurf

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

I always make an extra effort not to pass out at parties

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A squirrel, becuse they eat nuts :eek:

Are you going to eat that?

hell no!!

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

There once was, but they have been destroyed.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Cake, one of the cakes with a hot naked chick inside :p

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Shoot the pins with shot guns.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
:D
That depends on how fast YOU heal.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be? A cricket bat, boring, but if someone annoys you, very functional!

If you were a sport, what sport would you be? Go Karting, as I compete in it!

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted? Refer to my first answer to find out what I'd do to anyone who tried to strip me naked without my permission!

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance? I'd make an effort not to get drunk at a party if I knew you were there!

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed? An anaconda, when you find an anaconda in your bed, go sleep on the couch, because there's no room in the bed!

Are you going to eat that? Apparently I'm way too skinny, so I probably should yes.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands? No.... what makes you think that? *looks around quickly and runs*

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor? Cake, and it would have to be chocolate. Mmmmmm, chocolate.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport? Nothing, but at least provide pillows and blankets for the audience.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars? Neither would fade.... ever!
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wiffle bat

sky diving (sounds awsome :P )

a certain shade of gree ( love green)

YES! i dont trues you *shifty eyes* <_< >_> besides...I dont drink

ants...I hate those spawns of satan!!

Are you going to eat that? Apparently I'm way too skinny, so I probably should yes. (I hafta agree :P )

No, not that I know of. what? what?! why are your looking at me like that !!

Cake, a pie migh sufocate me

I dont think that possible

I still have emotional scars from 1st grade, you tell me...

LG reminds me of this guy on another forum I go to (ZOMG! IM CHEETING ON U) called Bagel Fuzzynuts. Except LG hasn't posted a picture of himself naked yet.

soccer ball, soccer, red, no, armidillo, no, yes, pie cherry, flamethrowers, physical

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
- A baseball bat. I've always wanted to destroy a car!

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
- Swimming! I'd be the water in a female's competition. :D

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
- Green so I can sit on freshly painted green benches with the "Wet Paint" signs and freak people out
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
- No, I like ending up on different planets.
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
- You, Goofballs
Are you going to eat that?
- I don't eat water good sir.
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
- No, if they fell into the wrong hands they'd most likely be dropped. Ha, only good hands can hold onto them!
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
- Giant ice cream cake. Yum. Chocolate. Dammit I'm hungry now!
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
- Two words: Naked. Women.
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
- Physical scars. I'd imagine you'd buy me several new bodyparts.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
Tackle Dummy.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Track and Field video game.

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Blue. But only if you'd call me "Meany," otherwise green.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Absolutely.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Sealecant(sp). 'Cause they where supposed to be extinct, but they're not.

For that matter, Giant Squid. 'Cause a whole lot of things would have had to go wrong in a very specific way to wake up next to a giant squid.

Are you going to eat that?
No, but it's kinda nasty. I mean, you can have it if you want...

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
All video tapes of me should not fall in to the wrong hands. But mostly because I don't like being filmed...ironic, sort of...

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Cake, chocolate with filling.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Simultanious bowling, where you can blow your roll by trying to knock your opponets ball off track.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Physical. I would wear the others with pride.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

1. A groin guard for a syphilitic rugby player with an excessive perspiration problem.

2. Japanese kite fighting.

3. Bronzed Flesh.

4. Where's the fun in that. I get on the meths asap!

5. Bladder worm. I'd be wondering where it came from for years!

6. No it's a computer! as far as I know it's inedible!

7. Yes plenty. Infact I struggle to find video tapes that are suitable for public (or even private) display!

8. Giant pie. Chicken and Mushroom flavour.

9. Snake pits for those who miss the pins!

10. Who would be scaring whom? I assume that for me the emotional scars would wear off first, I don't scar emotionally, easily. on the other hand the physical scars would be most welcome, I only have 6 permanant scars, and I'd like more

Cricket Bat.
Olympic Figure Skating.
Chartruce.
Hell no!
Gerbel.
Yes, twice.
Too late . . .
Pie, racoon
Weasles
tough one . . .

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

1. A baseball bat, if you know what I mean *winks*
2. Wrestling, if you know what I mean *winks*
3. Blue, cuz it goes so well with the carpet.
4. Yes, particularly because I'm a guy.
5. A Badger.
6. Yes.
7. Yes. And I'm afraid they already have.
8. Pie, it's softer. Banana Cream.
9. If the balls were made out of Jell-O (trademark).
10. The physical scars.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

1. third base
2. hopscotch
3. plaid
4. i doubt it
5. a dead chicken
6. i doubt it
7. well, there was weekend at bernie's 2
8. oh, this could get dirty....
9. cows. and lots of them
10. s car go

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
Croquet mallet
If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Football. I like causing pain.
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Navy blue would be nice.
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Hell yes.
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Anything that feeds on flesh, dead or otherwise.
Are you going to eat that?
Hell yes. And before it stops wriggling, too.
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Not that I can remember
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Pudding Pie. (Yes it exists. Damn good, too.)
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Land mines in the area before you toss the ball. And make the snack machines dangerous.
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Emotional, as I tend to ignore any problems emotionally until they go away.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be? An archery arrow, duh :)

If you were a sport, what sport would you be? Ballet? Is ballet considered a sport? If not then I pick gymnastics

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted? Rainbow! Or maybe polka-dots

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance? I wouldn't drink enough to pass out in the first place, heh....

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed? A wolverine

Are you going to eat that? No, you can have it if you want....

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands? Hmmmm, I'm sure somewhere. I'd be more worried about pictures! :eek:

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor? Pie, and it could be butterscotch, yummmmm

What do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport? Strip bowling?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars? The emotional scars.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be? A climbing harness - cradle and support people, but if you abuse me I'll drop you and occasionally I get screwed up and have to be sorted out before I'm comfortable.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be? Yoga, the only one I regularly practice

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted? a nice yellow (NOT fire hydrant or mustard, please)

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance? Oh my, yes. If I'm going to be the subject of your pranks I want to at least be conscious!

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed? Baby kangaroo.

Are you going to eat that? Eat what? Oh, this... eww, you splooged on it! No, that's okay, you can have it...

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands? Not that I know of.... o_O

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor? Pie, and coconut cream.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport? If people were supposed to roll the balls at each OTHER, and the person with the fewest bruises at the end won.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars? Emotional. I'm pretty resilient that way.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

I'd be a flag somewhere that has some purpose as yet unfathomed. ;) Inspired by Voltaire

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

I'd be Calvinball (see Calvin and Hobbes; it's a game where the only rule is that there are no rules).

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Orange, green, pink, yellow, silver-gold, and black with white polka-dots and striped in navy blue.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

I wouldn't go to a party in which you were in attendance. ;)

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Probably a human.

Are you going to eat that?

What? You mean this? Or this? Or that? Or that one? Or…

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

All of them.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

A giant pie, with pears and peaches made with lemon flavored jello. Mmmm!

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

The bowling ball is actually a nuclear bomb which will explode in 10 seconds if it doesn't hit the deactivating pins first.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

What scars? I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and know how to defend myself!

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
mouthguard or jockstrap... protecting my interests
If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
hockey or football... full contact!
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
the colors of a rainbow
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
why?
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Is that after I wake up from the party?... a gerbil *shudders*
Are you going to eat that?
*swallows*
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
i have them all...muahahaha
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
why, chocolate cake, of course
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
crazy glue
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Don't worry, I don't usually do permanent damage...

:( Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

1. sports bra :D
2.football
3.blue
4.i dont know u but probably lol
5.no idea
6.sure ~raises eyebrown sarcasticly~
7.lol yes :D
8.a cake wiht a hot stripper inside hehehe lol i wish
9.nudity lol hot nudity
10.first i'd say what the hell am i doing with u :confused:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

Something protective...

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Lacross

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Yellow/tan/light brown

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

Yes

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Fish (more than one meaning there for me...)

Are you going to eat that?

Ergh! Never!

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Nope.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Sponge cake

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Tequila shots and nekkidness

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

neither

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D
I will try because you asked nicely.

Shoulder pads

Tether Ball

blue

No

moose

yes; already done

Nope

Cake: angel food

Adding a random factor to the scoring, like perhaps the roll of a die.

physical

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A female tennis' players skirt.


If you were a sport, what sport would you be?


Female Tennis


If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Transparent

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
No, I pass out regardles of who's there...parents included.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A teddy bear.

Are you going to eat that?
Yes.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
No...I dont own a video recorder..sadly.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Cake...chocolate cake.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Cosmic bowling with near naked ladies.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D

Physical scars.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
A baseball

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Baseball

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Flesh-color

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Yes, very much

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
An elephant

Are you going to eat that?
Yes, get your hands off

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Nope, proud to say

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Cake. Crumbcake.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
A shotgun

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
You'd get within four feet and I'd kill you.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D
1. Depends on if you count target shooting a sport, if so I would be a rifle, if not I would be a .....let me get back to this one

2. A sport....probably something painfull

3. Transparent, cause no one could see me

4. Nerble?

5. By most disturbing do you mean something I might actually find one day, or most disturbing as in something I wouldn't expect? if the first one I would say some form of a wildcat, mainly a cougar. If the second option, probably a Dodo

6. I was, but I don't think meat is suposed to be green

7. Maaaaaaaybe, maaaaaaybe not

8. A lemon Meringue pie

9. High explosives

10. Probably the emotional ones, cause their would be far fewer

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

A locker room wall...... mmmmmmm....

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

You can choose for me

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Light blue.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

No...

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

A tasmanian tiger.

Are you going to eat that?

No.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

No, I'm not into taping.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Well, pies are generally hot, and cakes aren't... so I'm going to have to go with the pie. Anything without chunks of animal flesh is good.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

Hot guys, nice clothes, like a diet coke ad, except instead of a poolside setting it would be a 10 pin bowling venue... thing...

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

Well that depends on you, doesn't it?

:D

Indeed.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?A knee brace. (My leg is already one)

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?Football

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?Silver and blue.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?Don't drink. Non-issue

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?Skunk

Are you going to eat that?Of course. Want some?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?Old tapes of my elementary school programs

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?Pie, Key Lime

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?Cannons

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?I think it would be rather ammusing, and potentially fatal. For the both of us. :D

MY ONE HUNDERTH POST

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
Hockey stick!

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Tennis

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Aqua green :P

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Yes because you are so fantabulous?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Eel!

Are you going to eat that?
maybe if you asked me nicely..

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Yes there are actually.. moving on..

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Giant lemon cake ..

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Male strippers

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Physical, im sure there would be a few memories that will just linger forever..

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D
I'd be football body guards.

I'd be, um professional dancing?

A shade of red.

Well, since I don't drink, I'd drink.

Me.

Do you want it?

Maybe.

Giant cake strawberry surprise!

Exploding balls.

The bite marks haven't faded yet

LG reminds me of this guy on another forum I go to (ZOMG! IM CHEETING ON U) called Bagel Fuzzynuts. Except LG hasn't posted a picture of himself naked yet.

One of the reasons why I haven't posted more pictures of myself is because most of them have been taken for a reason. Either I'm with someone else in the picture(wife,child,friends,family) Or I'm doing something that someone felt ought to be photographed and probably isn't appropriate for this forum.

That, and my wife is very paranoid about the internet.

But somewhere out there on the wide,wide internet are some VERY interesting photos of me. Some of you might even have seen them. I don't feel a need to direct anybody in their direction though. :p

1) basketball sleeve. im kinda pointless, but so damned trendy.

2) foosball.. i think that one explains itself.

3) purple. then i'd go the hospial and say "doc, i think i ate some bad blueberries"... it'll sink in, give it some time.

4) i'd be passed out long before anyone got there.

5) a monkey. "oh god please... how drunk was i?"

6) what, this? *spits in it* nope, its yours.

7) none. i have my own website, i share them freely.

8) giant banana cream pie. then i'd go "im bannaa man.. why is nobody paying attention"

9) if you dont knock at least 6 of the balls down, you have to fight a naked crackhead for your ball back.

10) emotional scars. i have alzheimer's disease... who posted this?

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be? A hockey stick (hard, rigid and likes to hit things)

If you were a sport, what sport would you be? Elephant Polo

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted? Black

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance? Probably not, I don't tend to pass out.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed? A Killer Whale.

Are you going to eat that? I just did.


Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands? Nah.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor? A really, really giant pavlova

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport? Anti tank mines.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars? I'd die in a horrible accident.

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D
Cricket Bat
Slave Hunting
Skin Colour
Yes
Honey Badger(they go straight for the balls)
Yes
No
Cake-Custard
If you hit the Jack you die(and if you hit someone elses into the jack they die) but closest person wins!
emotional

One of the reasons why I haven't posted more pictures of myself is because most of them have been taken for a reason. Either I'm with someone else in the picture(wife,child,friends,family) Or I'm doing something that someone felt ought to be photographed and probably isn't appropriate for this forum.

That, and my wife is very paranoid about the internet.

But somewhere out there on the wide,wide internet are some VERY interesting photos of me. Some of you might even have seen them. I don't feel a need to direct anybody in their direction though. :p

Google pic search 'lunatic goofballs'


It brings up the NS picture thread :p

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
A recurve bow.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Archery.

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Purple, to match my royal personality.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?I never pass out drunk at parties. I'm boring that way.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?Lunatic Goofballs. ;)

Are you going to eat that?Yes, dammit, hands off my brussel sprouts!

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?Nope.

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?Pie, and peach.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?Moving targets.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?Definitely the physical ones. The emotional ones would be borne for a lifetime. ;)

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be? goalpost

If you were a sport, what sport would you be? chess

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted? red and black

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance? No. I don't drink. I needn't make an effort.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed? giraffe

Are you going to eat that? No, I paid for it but I want you to have it. *slap*

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands? Several

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor? Lemon meringue!

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport? Firebreathing dragons.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
emotional

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
I would be a swingball set, because I am incredibly good at playing swingball (solo).

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
I would be octopush, because it has a mildy amusing name.

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Pink, most likely. Pastel orange and green, depending on how tasteless my assailants are.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
The first time, I'd make an extra effort to pass out, as I'd be curious about what would happen. If I'm ever at a party with you after that, I would be sure to stay stone sober.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Me. Or so I've been told.

Are you going to eat that?
No, I brought a packed lunch anyway.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
No, but there is a certain picture of me dressed in a sailor suit when I was 2 years old...

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
A giant chicken pie, obviously.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
There should be pyrotechnics when you get a strike. Being allowed to distract your opponents, a la Baseketball, would be pretty interesting too.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Scarred for life, in both respects.

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
There should be pyrotechnics when you get a strike.


Dude, way to rip off my firebreathing dragons idea.

Dude, way to rip off my firebreathing dragons idea.

I haven't read beyond the first page of this thread yet...besides, I had massive explosions in mind, rather than dragon breath.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
A speedo.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Water polo - fun, strategic, flexible, and wet. :p

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Gold. But if metallic isn't an option, royal purple.

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
An extra effort? No. But that's because I've never passed out drunk at a party, and I plan on never doing so.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Leeches. *shivers with repulsion*

Are you going to eat that?
"Hey, who's that hot babe over there?" *munch, munch*

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
I wish. ;)

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Pie. Key lime pie. Mmmmm...

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Strobe lights and no other lighting.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Hmm... I think your physical scars would fade first.

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
A snowboard, so people could ride the hell out of me.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Curling, I like it when people get my rocks off

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Neon pink

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
I would more than likely make an extra effort to pass out!

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
If I was comfortable, probably you. If I wasn't, probably Oscar the Grouch's little worm Inchy.

Are you going to eat that?
*wiping crumbs from his mouth* Sorry, what was that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Video tapes? What video tapes? I don't see any video tapes do you? *hides video tapes*

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
I'm with Prosophia on this one, key-lime baby!! Mmm!!

What do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Less clothing, more contact with balls.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
The physical scars would be gone long before the emotional ones, without a doubt in my mind!

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
*a hand towel-(invision it)

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
*several different Rodeo events!
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
*a shiny clear coat
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
*absolutely..I'd wanna be as cognitive as possible
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
*scorpion
Are you going to eat that?
*I was hoping someone else would
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
*videos no, floppy disks with pictures on it-yes
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
*pie.....chocolate of course
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
*if you oiled the alley and slid your body down it to knock over the pins.
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
*emotional

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
I'm with Prosophia on this one, key-lime baby!! Mmm!!Ooh, let's jump into an enormous key lime pie together! :D

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
I'd be a gigantic luxury yacht, packed with expensive alcohol

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Ice skating. I can be cold, but I'm always smooth :p

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Bright blue with red...areas

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Yes. I need to see you many times. Just not lots of you at the same time.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
A chav.

Are you going to eat that?
Yes *slaps LGs hand*

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
A few...

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
A giant strawberry cheesecake.

What do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
If the balls were shot-putted into the lanes, and if there were random sections where little bowling balls were fired from big guns at the pins.

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
The emotional ones. Physical scars don't fade when you're dead :eek:

Ooh, let's jump into an enormous key lime pie together! :D
Sounds good to me! We can go 'curling' or play some 'water polo' in there - I'll be a snowboard!

Maybe we can make that wish come true as well. ;)

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

Uh...a hockey stick!

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

Hockey!

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Black!

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

No because I have a decent tolerance and I would probably be high and NOT drunk.

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

My cat, as I keep my door closed at night.

Are you going to eat that?

Uh...yes.

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Uh....not that I know of...

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

Giant pie! And probably an apple or blueberry pie!

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If men were the bowling pins! :D

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

uh...I don't know...

[QUOTE=Lunatic Goofballs]Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
Sports bra, every time
If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Football (or soccer, for you yanks..)
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Dayglo orange
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
And why would I want to make an effort NOT to?
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Any other human over the age of 50
Are you going to eat that?
If it's edible, then hell yes. If it's not, then maybe...
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
None that I know of, but that does'nt mean they don't exist
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Pie. A big steak and kidney one made with guinness gravy.
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Its a sport is it?
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Emotional. If you can't see em, they don't count

Sounds good to me! We can go 'curling' or play some 'water polo' in there - I'll be a snowboard!

Maybe we can make that wish come true as well. ;)Ooh, sounds positively thrilling! :fluffle:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
A ball
If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
Chess
If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
Green
Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
No
What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
A whale
Are you going to eat that?
Yes
Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Not yet
Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Pie. Cherry
WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Naked bowling
If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
Emotional..........

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?
All girl naked oil wrestling oil

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?
All girl naked oil wrestling

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?
See-through

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?
Nope, i never drink so no extra effort needed

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?
Mongoose

Are you going to eat that?
Eat what, um, it wasn't here when i arrived, honest

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?
Not that i know of, you never no, people could be spying on me....

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?
Both, all

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?
Absolutely

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?
The Emotional ones, I wouldn't give you any physical ones, u seem nice

Please answer the following:

If you were a piece of sports equipment, what would you be?

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

If you were stripped naked and painted, what color would you like to be painted?

Would you make an extra effort not to pass out drunk at a party if you knew I was in attendance?

What would be the most disturbing animal to find in your bed?

Are you going to eat that?

Are there any videotapes of you that you hope don't fall into the wrong hands?

Would you rather jump into a giant cake or giant pie, and what flavor?

WHat do you think would make bowling a more interesting sport?

If you spent a summer with me, what do you think would fade first: the physical scars, or the emotional scars?

:D


a riding crop

bowling

purple

not really, i don't drink

spider

no, go ahead

um..yeah

a giant pecan pie

dogs

physical