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Try this a few times and see how far you can make the lil guy walk. Move your cursor in the opposite direction to keep him from falling. :D

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

66 meters on my first try. :)

Damn you! I only got 55 first time.

66 meters on my first try. :)
[ Eutrusca sings ] "Oh the Goofball wizard has such a supple wrist!" :D

[ Eutrusca sings ] "Oh the Goofball wizard has such a supple wrist!" :D

It gets a lot of exercise. :eek:


(P.S. 'Tommy' rocks.)

73. I can stagger for literally yards!

*owns. very briefly*

It gets a lot of exercise. :eek:


(P.S. 'Tommy' rocks.)
ROFLMAO! Noooo comment! :D

Yeah. I liked Tommy too, obviously. :)

59 first try! heh played this before... but without the yodeling :p

73. I can stagger for literally yards!

*owns. very briefly*
Yayyy for the Tribes! Had lots of practice staggering, have ya? ;)

wtf...i got 4 metres the first time and 9 the 2nd time!

75

LP>all

EDIT: make that 77

Yayyy for the Tribes! Had lots of practice staggering, have ya? ;)
I have chased a dog blind drunk in the ice and snow for two hours, only falling four times by all accounts. So to answer your question - yes :p
75

LP>all
*attacks with ketchup*

*gets 80m*

49. Not too shabby if I do say so mahself. :D

wtf...i got 4 metres the first time and 9 the 2nd time!
Hehehe! That's because your wrist hasn't had periodic workouts! :D

wtf...i got 4 metres the first time and 9 the 2nd time!

I only made it three my first try. I guess we've gotten less practice than the rest.

EDIT: My best is 70 m

If you want to play the original version of this game, follow me home from the bar with a broomstick and prod me as I stagger down the alley ways to keep me from toppling over in a grim display of my own drunkeness. :)

I'm pretty sure thats what this game was based on. :p

84!

Well i do get regular practice at this type of thing.

I suppose it looks like me....

If you want to play the original version of this game, follow me home from the bar with a broomstick and prod me as I stagger down the alley ways to keep me from toppling over in a grim display of my own drunkeness. :)

I'm pretty sure thats what this game was based on. :p

I cant think of a better way to spend a Saturday night than that^^ ;)

I cant think of a better way to spend a Saturday night than that^^ ;)
in that case, its a good thing I quit drinking recently! Woo!! ;)

62...but bah, who bothers staggering home? Too much effort. The best plan is to go flake out somewhere and wake up on somebodies sofa with no explanation whatsoever. There's nothing better than the "Where the fuck am I?" shock to start off the day.

62...but bah, who bothers staggering home? Too much effort. The best plan is to go flake out somewhere and wake up on somebodies sofa with no explanation whatsoever. There's nothing better than the "Where the fuck am I?" shock to start off the day.
Haha! My roomate did that once! When we were in college, we lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building, once night he came home pissed up, walked into *our* apartment and promptly passed out on *our* sofa.

When he woke up in the morning, this smiling old man, about the age of 70 or so, was standing over him. I guess the old man knew him from seeing him in the building - and could tell that he was just drunk and confused - so he decided to let my roomate lay where he was after he had awoken this poor old man from his slumber.

He told Josh (my roomie) that he used to get drunk just like that when he was younger, so he didnt mind - he just laughed it off! The old man actually made him breakfast too! I guess he was a little lonely and appreciated the company! Friggen hilarious! :p

Haha! My roomate did that once! When we were in college, we lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building, once night he came home pissed up, walked into *our* apartment and promptly passed out on *our* sofa.

When he woke up in the morning, this smiling old man, about the age of 70 or so, was standing over him. I guess the old man knew him from seeing him in the building - and could tell that he was just drunk and confused - so he decided to let my roomate lay where he was after he had awoken this poor old man from his slumber.

He told Josh (my roomie) that he used to get drunk just like that when he was younger, so he didnt mind - he just laughed it off! The old man actually made him breakfast too! I guess he was a little lonely and appreciated the company! Friggen hilarious! :p

Haha! Well, I haven't done anything *quite* like that...

There's just been a few times where i've woken up...looked around...lied back again...thought "shit!" and looked around the room again. "Yup...I have no idea where I am."

And because everyone else is probably sleeping, it usually takes me a while to figure out who's house i'm at...if i've been there before, of course, which usually isn't the case :D Damn alcohol blank spots!! :p

I have a bit of a reputation among my friends for doing it now. :p

Haha! Well, I haven't done anything *quite* like that...

There's just been a few times where i've woken up...looked around...lied back again...thought "shit!" and looked around the room again. "Yup...I have no idea where I am."

And because everyone else is probably sleeping, it usually takes me a while to figure out who's house i'm at...if i've been there before, of course, which usually isn't the case :D Damn alcohol blank spots!! :p

I have a bit of a reputation among my friends for doing it now. :p
Haha! Yeah, I awaken to some strange sights in my life as well! Though Im saving them stories for when I have enough ambition to write a decent post for the 'Drunken Stories' thread. :)

Oh, and I forgot to mention, the reason Josh had the wrong room, was that he had walked onto the ninth floor and not the tenth - so he was at the exact same apartment, but one floor below! I guess the layout was remarkably the same! haha! :p

20 metres.

Ha. I wondered what was wrong. I live in the country. I need to see hedges and ditches for my best stagger. The streets are too hard for me.

Mind you some of those ditches seem awful big when you have to climb out of them.

President J

56m on the first try. not too bad for a non-alcoholic, i guess ;)

82, Baby

70 on the first try.
Not bad for someone without prior practise :D

82 ;)

It gets a lot of exercise. :eek:


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Am I the only one who gets this? Or am I just the only one who thinks it's funny?

*doodles penises*

49 on me first try. First time I saw the dude, he reminded me of Drunk commies for no particular reason. The fact that he as 'Drunk' in the name is a coincidence.

EDIT: 53 on second try.

I only got a few meter my first try...then I figured out what to do, then my arm twitched

44 meters first try, not too bad
;)

Is 67 meters a long way?...I don't know the metric...

72 my first try. I haven't been shit-faced for several years, but I suppose old skill never die. Like riding a bicycle.

We had a drunk accidently come in our door once. We thought we'd let him stagger home but my boyfriends rottweiler wouldn't let him off the couch.

Really low, but then, I don't drink (by law, not choice).

79 Damnit