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New Date Rape Drug Warning

Whispering Legs
13-04-2005, 14:04
Urgent Message...

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them.

Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.

Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."
Normack
13-04-2005, 14:06
Oh My God Lol!!!!!!
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 14:07
my god, that's awful! what kind of women do this?! wow, i'm off to the pub, i need a drink, wanna join me?
Hobabwe
13-04-2005, 14:10
hehe, women are clearly the debil :P with the ebil 'beer' :D
Legless Pirates
13-04-2005, 14:17
my god, that's awful! what kind of women do this?! wow, i'm off to the pub, i need a drink, wanna join me?
Yeah.... But don't violently rape me
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 14:38
Yeah.... But don't violently rape me
oh, don't worry, it wouldn't be violent
Monkeypimp
13-04-2005, 14:40
old.
Greater Yubari
13-04-2005, 14:42
I'm afraid to say... a woman who does that has to be REALLY desperate...
The Tribes Of Longton
13-04-2005, 14:47
Hey, I know how to avoid being date raped with 'beer'! Once you realise you are being targeted, just 'overdose' on it. The effect will drive away everyone, not just those pesky female predators :p
Sableonia
13-04-2005, 14:50
Hahahhahaaa.... good one! :D
The Mycon
13-04-2005, 16:41
Pff... it's your own damned fault if you fall for this.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 12x, shame on me.
The Tribes Of Longton
13-04-2005, 16:43
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 12x, shame on me.
Futurama?
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 16:43
Pff... it's your own damned fault if you fall for this.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 12x, shame on me.
hey gorgeous, can i buy you a beer?;)
Ariddia
13-04-2005, 16:54
my god, that's awful! what kind of women do this?! wow, i'm off to the pub, i need a drink, wanna join me?

lol

If it means you're going to trick me into coming home with you and possibly marrying you... Yes, of course! :D

And if I even get a few free beers as an added bonus, what's there for a guy to complain about? ;)
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 16:58
lol

If it means you're going to trick me into coming home with you and possibly marrying you... Yes, of course! :D

And if I even get a few free beers as an added bonus, what's there for a guy to complain about? ;)

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Ariddia
13-04-2005, 17:09
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/food/10.gif

http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/naughty/21.gif

http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/5.gif

http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/8.gif

ROFL

You've definitely made a victim here. ;)
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 17:15
ROFL

You've definitely made a victim here. ;)
lol, good, now give me your money and credit cards oh great a wonderful hubby, i need shoes :p
Ariddia
13-04-2005, 17:22
lol, good, now give me your money and credit cards oh great a wonderful hubby, i need shoes :p

At once, my darling TInk!

*gazes at TInk lovingly as he hands over his wallet and his credit card*

http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/14.gif

*wonders briefly whether maybe he's been tricked*

Ah, well... Can I have another beer to keep me going? :D
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 17:27
At once, my darling TInk!

*gazes at TInk lovingly as he hands over his wallet and his credit card*

http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/14.gif

*wonders briefly whether maybe he's been tricked*

Ah, well... Can I have another beer to keep me going? :D
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/food/10.gif


this is why women are so keen on getting married
JuNii
13-04-2005, 17:31
Damn... I hate to see science used for selfish means...

I mean, good god Tinks... You don't need this Beer to get a Domestic Slave... just ask, I think you'll get enough volunteers anyways!
OceanDrive
13-04-2005, 17:34
Damn... I hate to see science used for selfish means...

I mean, good god Tinks... You don't need this Beer to get a Domestic Slave... just ask, I think you'll get enough volunteers anyways!
maybe...
but...anyways...

I want the Beer first :D
JuNii
13-04-2005, 17:38
maybe...
but...anyways...

I want the Beer first :DOMG! IT'S ALSO ADDICTING! :eek:
The Mycon
14-04-2005, 02:45
Futurama?While it's my favorite show, it was just whatever was on the top of my head.
Pepe Dominguez
14-04-2005, 03:08
Damn. This "beer" sounds effective. And to think I've been wasting my time using chloral hydrate. :headbang:

Edit: Joking, if there was any doubt. :)
Branin
14-04-2005, 07:54
Wow....