NationStates Jolt Archive


How to kill your neighbors dog

Kervoskia
13-04-2005, 03:53
Don't take the title seriously. I was just saying, have you ever had a huge problem that you needed to get rid of? Like you broke something, how did you fix it? Or your car was stolen, what happened? In this thread you can basically vent.
JRV
13-04-2005, 03:54
I had to destroy a memo once...
Hammolopolis
13-04-2005, 03:58
Dead body = problem
Dead body + Lye = no more problem
Monkeypimp
13-04-2005, 04:05
I tend to burn most of my evidence.
Norleans
13-04-2005, 04:13
Well, there was this one witness that . . . Oh, wait, scratch that, nevermind. :rolleyes:
Pael
13-04-2005, 04:16
I prefer to use sweet, delicious antifreeze.
Sub-Zero 14
13-04-2005, 04:17
I had to distroy 2 sheets of paper after a major test(they had the answers)
Transyvania
13-04-2005, 04:20
500 pounds of C-4 will get rid of any evidence, also leave a big hole the the ground but not like they could trace it back to you, what would they go on? theres nothing left :cool:
German Kingdoms
13-04-2005, 04:23
I like to plant my evidence on people I don't like.
Kazkun
13-04-2005, 04:25
My dad has this military-grade shredding machine, you'd be amazed at all the things it can shred. Or the old cement on the feet and bung it underwater works nicely. Opps did i say that out loud? Damn!
Anikian
13-04-2005, 04:43
Well, I took out my neighbor's dog with a modified bio-agent that is crippled so it can't reproduce and thus spread, and also is therefore unable to mutate and evolve. Lifespan is short once awakened - and, since I made it custom for the job, it can never be traced. Plus, unlike 500 lbs of C4, my house doesn't get blown up too :)