NationStates Jolt Archive


Apocalypse Now! The of NS?

Kervoskia
12-04-2005, 23:39
Besides putting a kick ass movie in the title, I ask a question. The server was down again, is this a sign of apocalypse (of NS)? I am not trying to scare you, run to cellar save all ye can!, but am just curious.
So?
Keruvalia
12-04-2005, 23:41
I blame the media blamers.
Draconis Nightcrawlis
12-04-2005, 23:43
I blame you...

*Points at person staring at screen reading this message*
Drunk commies reborn
12-04-2005, 23:44
Jolt's been getting worse each day. I think it's only a matter of weeks before it becomes useless.
Pschycotic Pschycos
12-04-2005, 23:47
Come on folks, it's just technology. It can break.
Azurbajan
12-04-2005, 23:52
Jolt's been getting worse each day. I think it's only a matter of weeks before it becomes useless.

Same here, friend

OOC if this is considered spam, I dont care cuz theres not much else to say so.....BAM! o dear..ur dead!
Sdaeriji
12-04-2005, 23:58
These forum hiccups are child's play compared to the large-scale destruction we wrought upon the old servers.
Kervoskia
13-04-2005, 00:14
These forum hiccups are child's play compared to the large-scale destruction we wrought upon the old servers.
But how long?
The Great Posters, some say, predicted it long ago!
Arizona Nova
13-04-2005, 00:32
These forum hiccups are child's play compared to the large-scale destruction we wrought upon the old servers.

These hiccups are dark portents of things to come. No hardware mortal-made can contain this beast.

Why? Because this really isn't a webgame - it is but a clever cover for the rampant AI Max has been working on all along! OH NOOEEEZ!
Ravea
13-04-2005, 00:33
Only the Nose Knows!
Sdaeriji
13-04-2005, 00:34
These hiccups are dark portents of things to come. No hardware mortal-made can contain this beast.

Why? Because this really isn't a webgame - it is but a clever cover for the rampant AI Max has been working on all along! OH NOOEEEZ!

We really need Jolt-sized servers, but with only NationStates on it. We've already shown we can't play well with others.
Lascivious Maximus
13-04-2005, 00:34
Only the Nose Knows!http://www.kelloggs.ca/whoweare/images/char_toucansam.gif
I just follow mine.
Ravea
13-04-2005, 00:38
http://www.kelloggs.ca/whoweare/images/char_toucansam.gif
I just follow mine.

*Takes off your nose*

AHAHAHAHA! IT'S MINE NOW!

*Ninja Run Away*
Lascivious Maximus
13-04-2005, 00:40
*Takes off your nose*

AHAHAHAHA! IT'S MINE NOW!

*Ninja Run Away*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse.
Ravea
13-04-2005, 00:42
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse.

Here, have this Lobster.

http://www.chartingnature.com/img%5CAS%5CLobster.jpg
Siesatia
13-04-2005, 00:42
I blame the liberal media, who have destroyed the faith of the American people in our glorious leader, Dubya. They are targeting us for our majority of Conservitive americans, hoping to instill fear, and hatred of the ever vigilent Big Brother. They are hoping to instill doubt of our weapons of mass protection, and bring about left wing policys the world over.
The situation in Iraq is steadily improving...
Why do they hate Freedom?
Sdaeriji
13-04-2005, 00:44
I blame the liberal media, who have destroyed the faith of the American people in our glorious leader, Dubya. They are targeting us for our majority of Conservitive americans, hoping to instill fear, and hatred of the ever vigilent Big Brother. They are hoping to instill doubt of our weapons of mass protection, and bring about left wing policys the world over.
The situation in Iraq is steadily inproving...
Why do they hate Freedom?

Can I buy pot from you?
Ravea
13-04-2005, 00:46
Can I buy pot from you?

The real qeustion is, Can you give me a High-Six?

(As in a High Five with 6 Fingers.)

HIGH-SIX!
Siesatia
13-04-2005, 14:06
I lost my sixth finger in Nam...
Pure Metal
13-04-2005, 15:03
OMG jolt has been like so shit todaY!!!!!1!1!1SHIFT1!!!!!!

it has
Kanabia
13-04-2005, 15:12
Can I buy pot from you?

Hehehehe, I award this the post of the day. :p
Pure Metal
13-04-2005, 15:40
a round up of the suspects:

suspect# 1:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/evil%201.jpg


suspect# 2:
http://www.hlj.me.uk/evil%202.JPG


suspect# 3:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/evil%203.jpg

suspect# 4:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/evil%204.jpg

:eek:
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 15:47
here's what i think: quit your bloody bitchin! stop making pointless posts complaining about the damn server, it won't help, if anything it will just make it worse :rolleyes: . If you want Jolt to work better you have to show it some love, every now and again, give it a fluffle for working well, show it some encouragement!



:fluffle: for the server
Pure Metal
13-04-2005, 15:48
yeah i'm sure my 4 pic post didn't help :p


:fluffle: server :fluffle:
Arizona Nova
13-04-2005, 19:15
here's what i think: quit your bloody bitchin! stop making pointless posts complaining about the damn server, it won't help, if anything it will just make it worse :rolleyes: . If you want Jolt to work better you have to show it some love, every now and again, give it a fluffle for working well, show it some encouragement!



:fluffle: for the server
I know, it works 9.9 times out of 10 for me, but I just think it's creepy that wherever NationStates goes, server problems soon follow. These occasional glitches may by symptoms of a far larger and darker conspiracy...
Sdaeriji
13-04-2005, 19:17
here's what i think: quit your bloody bitchin! stop making pointless posts complaining about the damn server, it won't help, if anything it will just make it worse :rolleyes: . If you want Jolt to work better you have to show it some love, every now and again, give it a fluffle for working well, show it some encouragement!



:fluffle: for the server

Says Ms. 70.74 posts per day.
Neo-Anarchists
13-04-2005, 19:18
These occasional glitches may by symptoms of a far larger and darker conspiracy...
Is it the commies?
I knew it! They brainwashed our server!
We've got a commie server! Noes!
World wide allies
13-04-2005, 19:19
Hmmm, it hasn't been great recently.

Improve damn you! *shakes fist menancingly*

:p
Arizona Nova
13-04-2005, 19:19
Is it the commies?
I knew it! They brainwashed our server!
We've got a commie server! Noes!
Yes, my friend - it is a rampant communist AI! We are all doomeDQ!!!!
FairyTInkArisen
13-04-2005, 19:31
Says Ms. 70.74 posts per day.
shush you