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Who is your favourite Father Ted Character??

Zagath
12-04-2005, 10:51
Who is your favourite Father Ted Character??
FairyTInkArisen
12-04-2005, 10:57
Dougal, he's awesome
Kellarly
12-04-2005, 11:08
Ted: Ok let me explain it one more time, these cows are small...those cows are far away.

Dougal: I still don't get it Father.



Genius. :D
Irish_Free_States
12-04-2005, 11:08
Feck!! Drink!! Arse!! Girls!!
gggoooooo Father Jack
god that show was brilliant im still watching it!!!

favorate episode has to be "speed 3"

"god ted the're very hairy babies"

love it
love it
love it

:D :D :D :D
Nadkor
12-04-2005, 11:09
Dougal...one of the funniest TV characters ive ever seen
Harlesburg
12-04-2005, 12:18
Dougal
Funniest episode is when they played Football with the Automated Priests!
EDIT:Mind you the episode with the Bomber Milkman is funny too you cannot go slower than 5mph! :eek:
Legless Pirates
12-04-2005, 12:20
Ted because he makes it into an episode.
Ankhmet
12-04-2005, 12:21
DRINK!FECK!GIRLS!

Father Jack..My role model :)
The odd one
12-04-2005, 17:53
Fr Noel Furlong

I have a freind like him!! :eek:
Swimmingpool
12-04-2005, 18:16
The funniest is Father Jack, but the best is Father Ted IMO.
Hirgizstan
12-04-2005, 20:45
Jack has to be Number One, Bishop Brennan a close second.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-04-2005, 21:19
Father Jack.

I LOVE MY BRICK!!
South Osettia
12-04-2005, 21:22
Am I the only one who thinks Mrs. Doyle is the best?

Apparently so...
Jordaxia
12-04-2005, 21:22
Dougal is my favourite, but all of the true gold comes from the interactions between the characters. Dougal is just the lynchpin of so many of the genius jokes.
The Tribes Of Longton
12-04-2005, 21:31
*is watching the episode when they all give up something for lent*

JACK: (wakes up and looks around, sober for the first time in years)...Am I still on this fecking island?? :D
New British Glory
12-04-2005, 22:54
Father Ted is my favourite comedy of all time. Hilarious!
Draconis Nightcrawlis
12-04-2005, 23:34
Father Jack easily.

Rats! Hairy Japanese bastards.
Floor... Gobshite

:D
Na nGael
12-04-2005, 23:53
I voted Damo, it was either him or Fr. Larry Duff.
What about the dancing priest, lol
The Black Imperium
13-04-2005, 01:06
It was a hard choice between Father Jack and Mrs Doyle. I remember something along the lines of:

Mrs. Doyle: What would you say to a nice cup of tea, father?
Father. Jack: Feck off, cup!

Classic stuff, and I went with Jack.
Dempublicents1
13-04-2005, 01:14
Jack, gotta be.

"Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse! Feck!"
The Black Imperium
13-04-2005, 01:28
Why is Dougal winning? :( I heard this morning an American paper put him down in the runnings to be the next pope after a prankster nominated him... but he had no real classic lines (except at the end of the milkman episode) and he was kind of predictable... although, I do admit, he had his moments... *remembers Ted explaining how these cows are small, but those cows are far away*
Nadkor
13-04-2005, 01:33
Why is Dougal winning? :( I heard this morning an American paper put him down in the runnings to be the next pope after a prankster nominated him... but he had no real classic lines (except at the end of the milkman episode) and he was kind of predictable... although, I do admit, he had his moments... *remembers Ted explaining how these cows are small, but those cows are far away*
Father Ted: What was that sermon about?
Father Dougal: Sorry Ted, I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.

Father Dougal: I don't believe in organized religion


Father Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted: Good man!
Father Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God , I'm an awful eejit!

Father Dougal: Ahh, lets see, I'll have the Hindu Curry, Steak and Chips, and a glass of Coke thanks.
Policeman: Do you know where you are? You're in a police station.
Father Dougal: Oh right. Well, in that case, I'll just have the Satay Chicken

although...

Father Ted: Dougal, is there anything on your mind?
[pause]
Father Ted: Let me rephrase that...

Father Ted: Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!


i really could go on for a long time...
its a close run thing...
The Black Imperium
13-04-2005, 01:39
lmao, bugger it - the show was close to perfection. no point arguing who was better, those examples prove it, although maybe i just watched it too much a few years ago.
Nadkor
13-04-2005, 02:06
Father Ted: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
Sister Assumpta: Hello Father!
Father Ted: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
Father Dougal: Er, no.
Father Ted: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
[Dougal shakes his head]
Sister Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
Father Ted: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
[Dougal shakes his head some more]
Father Ted: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
Father Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
Camel Eaters
13-04-2005, 02:19
Father Dougal.

If only because Ardal O'Hanlon is my hero.
Nadkor
13-04-2005, 02:21
Father Dougal.

If only because Ardal O'Hanlon is my hero.
was that intentional?
Kerlapa
13-04-2005, 19:22
Father Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted: Good man!
Father Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God , I'm an awful eejit!

haha, brilliant!!!