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I saw this pointless piece of news on the TV (http://www.savetoby.com/)

Should we save toby?

Should we save toby?
no, rabbit tastes good

http://www.killtoby.com

Toby McGuire is a horrible actor. He should be eaten!

Your name is Toby!

http://www.killtoby.com

Ha! Ill bring the A-1.

Unoriginal. They did something like this on Saturday Night Live with Eddie Murphy when the show was still funny. They had viewers call in to save "Larry the Lobster" from being boiled.

Enough people called in -- and they tossed him in the pot anyway.

Unoriginal. They did something like this on Saturday Night Live with Eddie Murphy when the show was still funny. They had viewers call in to save "Larry the Lobster" from being boiled.

Enough people called in -- and they tossed him in the pot anyway.

But bunnies are cuter.

why not torture toby? they should lop an ear or leg off every couple days. maybe gouge out an eye to thatd bring in the dough.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

PS Rabbits are delicious.

Ugh. Do people still not know that this guy is pulling your leg?

Im hungry. feed me :)

If you see anything about the Internet on the news, especially as part of a "humorous", and I use that term very loosely, segment, then you should realise that it's old. Really, really old. I'm talking like months.

I will eat Toby myself....

Can we brutalise the guy who's doing this?

Seriously. If you're going to eat the rabbit, GET ON WITH IT and stop calling him a beloved pet.

Can we brutalise the guy who's doing this?

Seriously. If you're going to eat the rabbit, GET ON WITH IT and stop calling him a beloved pet.
M-O-N-E-Y

Can we brutalise the guy who's doing this?

Seriously. If you're going to eat the rabbit, GET ON WITH IT and stop calling him a beloved pet.
I see you missed my post. It's a freaking joke. He isn't going to eat the damn rabbit.

Oh my god, this guy is my inspirational hero...

I think he might even get the 50,000...that would be the coolest fucking thing ever!

Oh my god, this guy is my inspirational hero...

I think he might even get the 50,000...that would be the coolest fucking thing ever!
You can't give him money. The PayPal image is just that. An image. You can't give him money.

(channels Levar Burton)
My name is Kunta... Kunta Kintay.

(channels Levar Burton)
My name is Kunta... Kunta Kintay.
I knew that would come sooner or later. :rolleyes:

I see you missed my post. It's a freaking joke. He isn't going to eat the damn rabbit.

As a matter of fact, I did miss the post... it wasn't up when I last loaded the thread. Still pretty damn callous of him.

I knew that would come sooner or later. :rolleyes:

Hey, I don't know about you, but I remember when Roots came out on TV. That was a powerful piece of programming, especially for the 70s!

Meh, I'd eat him, rabbit tastes good.

But bunnies are cuter.
because only cute and fluffy things deserve to live :confused:

Delicous cooked in olive oil and lots of garlic. Salad on the side and some fresh Spanish pan (bread) with a little red wine. Yum, yum.

Delicous cooked in olive oil and lots of garlic. Salad on the side and some fresh Spanish pan (bread) with a little red wine. Yum, yum.

We like ours with cabbage.

I saw this pointless piece of news on the TV (http://www.savetoby.com/)

Should we save toby?


Ok, here is the deal, For 2 million dollars I will give up hunting. Any takers?

Ok, here is the deal, For 2 million dollars I will give up hunting. Any takers?

One, with the deer population of Connecticut, I'm PRO hunting.
Two, how do I know you already hunt? :D

One, with the deer population of Connecticut, I'm PRO hunting.
Two, how do I know you already hunt? :D

I am pro hunting as well. However, I am pro Me-getting-2 million dollars.

I actually don't hunt...yet. Groups like peta have coaxed me to do so. I also like the taste of deer.

I saw this pointless piece of news on the TVwas it one of the news media that reported on Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign?

Well... it used to be that you could give him money, but the site has been pulled down quite a few times, so who knows at this point... but making 50000 dollars by just threatening to eat your pet rabbit is a pretty good way to make some money if you ask me...

Well... it used to be that you could give him money, but the site has been pulled down quite a few times, so who knows at this point... but making 50000 dollars by just threatening to eat your pet rabbit is a pretty good way to make some money if you ask me...

Unless you pay me $5 immediately, I will read Nixon's 1972 Inaugrual Speech outside your front door in a loud voice!! :D

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

PS Rabbits are delicious.

Yes indeed they are. :) I had rabbit over bowtie pasta -- awesome.

Is this darn rabbit STILL not dead?!

Jeez... this guy's surely not dependable.

I WANT RABBIT STEW!

Mankind did not made it to the top of the food chain to be vegetarian.

EAT IT. :D

What I want to know is, are these two sites really getting money from people? In the save toby site, it says the guy's balance is about $25,000...my god is this for real? (contemplates the money I could make threatening to eat my children....)

You can't give him money. The PayPal image is just that. An image. You can't give him money.
Oh. :(

What I want to know is, are these two sites really getting money from people? In the save toby site, it says the guy's balance is about $25,000...my god is this for real? (contemplates the money I could make threatening to eat my children....)


mmmm. Sinuhue childreen with tartaur sauce.. mmmmm .

(lol, joking)

(contemplates the money I could make threatening to eat my children....)

Not as much as you could with a rabbit I bet.

Not as much as you could with a rabbit I bet.
Sad, but probably true.

Unless you pay me $5 immediately, I will read Nixon's 1972 Inaugrual Speech outside your front door in a loud voice!! :D

Hell, I'll pay you $10.00 to do that. When are you comming?

Toby is a rabbit. Why is there a need about so much fuss?

Toby is a rabbit. Why is there a need about so much fuss?

He's a cute little bunny that's why! See, when you use the word bunny, people cuddle, but when you say rabbit people are like f that shit.

I saw this pointless piece of news on the TV (http://www.savetoby.com/)

Should we save toby?


http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

And the verdict is......FALSE!

(Always check Snopes ^^)

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp

And the verdict is......FALSE!

(Always check Snopes ^^)

I didn't think he'd eat him anyway, but snopes isn't the law...yes, I know that's blasphemous.