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we're getting some pet goldfish soon, anybody got any funny names for em?

like calling your hamster "Fang" ;)

I used to have 3 gold fishes.

Bubbles, Bobble's, and Boobies.

And I used to have 2 hamsters

Stinkypoo.. And Smellypoo. :D

Chico, Groucho, Harpo, Zeppo, Gummo, and the unfunny one, Karl.

How about giving them the names of NS players? ;)

zumble queeky lamp post

Dog

Fido

jaws?


was that too obvious?

elmo

Bong, Frying pan

dick bush and colon

I've always been partial to the name Sushi, of course Sashimi will do as well. :)

Goldfish, eh? I named mine Barracuda.

or, jumping the gun a bit, you could name it "Flush."

how about tink?

or, jumping the gun a bit, you could name it "Flush."
Bingo, Ringo!

Goldie

Killer, Titan, Zeus,Jaws....or Peech since I got 100 on your test.

Floater

[cute eyes] Name one after me! Please? [/cute eyes]

Call it doob. I dunno why, just sounds like a good name.

How about giving them the names of NS players? ;)
mwuhahaha... the power to kill you off one by one....

mwuhahaha... the power to kill you off one by one....
lmao, you just made me choke on my granola bar.

Mister Winkers! Mister Winkers!

lmao, you just made me choke on my granola bar.
ha! i don't even need fish! :p

edit: or my evil voodoo magic ;)

I've had tons of fish...they all died when the heat in our house broke while we were on vacation and it got too cold. some of them were named: Mr. Bob, Mary, Sue, Little Joe, Junior Junior, Cop

you need two fish

one called Sharky, one called George

Call one of them 'lunch' and see if it grows into a nervous fish.

Call one of them 'lunch' and see if it grows into a nervous fish.
:p

i'm thinking of calling one Nemo and chucking it out of the window ;)

you need two fish

one called Sharky, one called George
my brother and sister used to have fish called Sharky and George, until my brother shot Sharky with his bb gun


and i second the Tink option!

:p

i'm thinking of calling one Nemo and chucking it out of the window ;)
lol :p

Don't try this at home, kids!

Maybe call it 'Ironic Jaws'

my brother and sister used to have fish called Sharky and George, until my brother shot Sharky with his bb gun


and i second the Tink option!

...Your brother shot a fish with a BB gun? Yeesh.

...Your brother shot a fish with a BB gun? Yeesh.
yeah :rolleyes:

Mmm, well I remember when I was really little my grandparents had three pets (a cat, and two fish). The cat was called Godfrey (for short, just 'God') and the fish were called Cynthia and Helena. For short, the fish were called 'Sin' and 'Hell'.


They had this whole religious thing going on...

That's... Mean. Well, one of my dad's friends shot his kittens with a BB gun, but it didn't exactly work. The BB's were bouncing off of their skulls! Luckily, he decided to let them live.

not sure about calling it Tink... i mean, i really don't want my mental image of Tink to be:

http://www.kokosgoldfish.com/2002/popeye.jpeg

:D

I named one goldfish Razor-Beast and the other Teal'c. I miss those fish! :(

That's... Mean. Well, one of my dad's friends shot his kittens with a BB gun, but it didn't exactly work. The BB's were bouncing off of their skulls! Luckily, he decided to let them live.
I know, he's a little sh*t. That's evil to do to a kitten!!

But then, you get to feed her, clean her bowl, and watch her swim around in circles.

I know, he's a little sh*t. That's evil to do to a kitten!!

Yeah, well he's a bad person. White trash, if you may.

as for naming a goldfish... Hmm... How about Ruffie?

Communistic Golpergary
Karl Marxinhaben
Albertkarl Marxeinstein
Me
YOu
Poop
Poopie
Poopie The sequal
pooie
KJsl;ahoiqhalkja;kldjvnkjehlgqfvklvnkfahjfhaqioqugpquifjgklajbnkal;(Pronounced exactly as its written)
dkajohioeahfkvlsdjbkaj;jbksl(Pronounced as ba)
ba(pronounced as dkajohioeahfkvlsdjbkaj;jbksl)
Dr. Poopie
Jibea
Meep
Meeper
Smooker
smaker
Craker
Carkre

But then, you get to feed her, clean her bowl, and watch her swim around in circles.
lmao!

KJsl;ahoiqhalkja;kldjvnkjehlgqfvklvnkfahjfhaqioqugpquifjgklajbnkal;(Pronounced exactly as its written)
dkajohioeahfkvlsdjbkaj;jbksl(Pronounced as ba)
ba(pronounced as dkajohioeahfkvlsdjbkaj;jbksl)
this one i like. might even get it tattoed on the fish ;)

Communistic Golpergary
Karl Marxinhaben
Albertkarl Marxeinstein
Me
YOu
Poop
Poopie
Poopie The sequal
pooie
KJsl;ahoiqhalkja;kldjvnkjehlgqfvklvnkfahjfhaqioqugpquifjgklajbnkal;(Pronounced exactly as its written)
dkajohioeahfkvlsdjbkaj;jbksl(Pronounced as ba)
ba(pronounced as dkajohioeahfkvlsdjbkaj;jbksl)
Dr. Poopie
Jibea
Meep
Meeper
Smooker
smaker
Craker
Carkre





*Goes off and tries to pronounce each of the names* DANG! I got stuck on Ba.

this one i like. might even get it tattoed on the fish ;)
Call it Mr. Pink, and tattoo a suit and pink tie on it [/joke please don't kill me]

Gibbers? :confused:

Call it Mr. Pink, and tattoo a suit and pink tie on it [/joke please don't kill me]
:p i sooo want to do that :p

*Goes off and tries to pronounce each of the names* DANG! I got stuck on Ba.

You got farther then me and I invented most of those names

You got farther then me and I invented most of those names


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. :D Do I get an award? :confused:

Whats the longest anybody's fish has lived? I had one that lived for 3 years, and then my cat got him. :(



I liked that fish.

Whats the longest anybody's fish has lived? I had one that lived for 3 years, and then my cat got him. :(



I liked that fish.
2 years

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. :D Do I get an award? :confused:

You get to keep all the credit for those names. HA HA HA HA

A new name:

Kaiser Ottovon poopie Head Breathed with commie blood in the lil fish whose name is the same as the other fish around next door and doesnt even like Mr. lkasjgkhfioeghkzxvmlna;lkhtyoiqehpifbmn.m,gap;hotyipehwopghkbg;lzskdjfk or Mrs. jklbhiahbpiosapfdupgweuh8ikfjafkjakghnm,mlfmn.,nlq;'ewqjtoijhwib,;jkl9203u5-utjkls02-u68934-uujklnlmal;knkajrpiutkadajlkjgjlkangbka;jfdo;idwjqopjbv but is the third heir to the poopietic dynasty in land land

Or simply
Fish
Goldfish
fishymcgoldfish
duggie
poopie
dungy
meey
meie
merey
mere
Burk
Burking
Burk the Burking Burker
Norton anti virus
Only the Best (If you choose this I will hunt you down. A damn adware that sends popups (with the title of Only the Best) that *gasp* sends a link to get your comp searched for adware and viruses for free and you can download one which is probably more adware)

when we got our cat my dad wanted to call it Horse or Spider (we settled for Saturate in the end), those could work for fish

You named a cat... Saturate?

What the fuck?

when we got our cat my dad wanted to call it Horse or Spider (we settled for Saturate in the end), those could work for fish

Cats are stupid idiotic creatures. NO one likes them thats why you get a dog

Cats are stupid idiotic creatures. NO one likes them thats why you get a dog

...

You named a cat... Saturate?

What the fuck?
it all makes sense really! we had a dog called Polly so it was Polly and Saturate (polyunsaturate)

it all makes sense really! we had a dog called Polly so it was Polly and Saturate (polyunsaturate)

what is polyunsaturate and why dont you just name the dog that or the cat unsaturate

it all makes sense really! we had a dog called Polly so it was Polly and Saturate (polyunsaturate)

Well, that does make more sense.

Cats are stupid idiotic creatures. NO one likes them thats why you get a dog
cats are more intelligent than humans, if anyone ever takes over the world it will be a cat, that's if they havn't already taken over the world (which might have happened)

and i do have dogs! 2 of them, and they're scared of my cat

Cats kick ASS, at least they don't eat their own shit or piss on themselves when they get scared, unlike SOME animals I know. When you look at a cat you can see a beast on the verge of breaking out in it's eyes. When you look into a dog's eyes you see a wolf that gave up and willingly allowed human dominance over it.

cats are more intelligent than humans, if anyone ever takes over the world it will be a cat, that's if they havn't already taken over the world (which might have happened)

and i do have dogs! 2 of them, and they're scared of my cat

Cats are stupider than humans. The most intelligent creature is a dog. Cats cant hold guns or anything i a single man could kill all the cats very easily

what is polyunsaturate and why dont you just name the dog that or the cat unsaturate
it's this stuff in Flora (I think). The dog was called Polly when we got her, we couldn't change her name, and if we called the cat Unsaturate it would be Polly and Unsaturate which sounds like polyununsaturate not polyunstaurate

Cats kick ASS, at least they don't eat their own shit or piss on themselves when they get scared, unlike SOME animals I know. When you look at a cat you can see a beast on the verge of breaking out in it's eyes. When you look into a dog's eyes you see a wolf that gave up and willingly allowed human dominance over it.


*walks up to Kejott with an Opossum on a leash*

I named him after you ;)

Cats are stupider than humans. The most intelligent creature is a dog. Cats cant hold guns or anything i a single man could kill all the cats very easily

They had a study quite a few years back which showed that cats were far more intelligent than dogs. Ever seen a dog's brain? It looks like a fungus. A cat's brain looks like a miniature human brain.

A cat's brain is far more complex than a dog's. Size doesn't matter when complexity is involved.

*walks up to Kejott with an Opossum on a leash*

I named him after you ;)

haha, damn you! I'm afraid of those things now! :mp5:

Cats are stupider than humans. The most intelligent creature is a dog. Cats cant hold guns or anything i a single man could kill all the cats very easily
but people don't shoot them (often)...............people slave over them, because everyone knows cats are the most superior lifeform on earth

but people don't shoot them (often)...............people slave over them, because everyone knows cats are the most superior lifeform on earth

Damn straight.

Call it W.Bush and watch him drown :p

I like shimmerface, or The Scaley Beast :gundge:

but people don't shoot them (often)...............people slave over them, because everyone knows cats are the most superior lifeform on earth

Nope, cats can not be trained and if they were the most superior being on earth then how do you explain human dominence? Dogs are more intelligent, and more complex. Dogs have a superior sense of sight, smell and arent lazy like cats. Dogs can also swim and arent afraid of water. It is even possible to teach a dog to talk (two occurences but I dont know the name of the dogs). No cat was ever trained to talk.

we're getting some pet goldfish soon, anybody got any funny names for em?

like calling your hamster "Fang" ;)

I used to have two called Sharky and George.

I was very young and I loved that cartoon.

Nope, cats can not be trained and if they were the most superior being on earth then how do you explain human dominence? Dogs are more intelligent, and more complex. Dogs have a superior sense of sight, smell and arent lazy like cats. Dogs can also swim and arent afraid of water. It is even possible to teach a dog to talk (two occurences but I dont know the name of the dogs). No cat was ever trained to talk.
That's because cats are telepathic. You try to teach them to talk, and they just look at the other cats, thinking 'Get me out of this, please. He's doing it again'. Then they roll their eyes and lose interest. A true sign of intelligence...

Nope, cats can not be trained and if they were the most superior being on earth then how do you explain human dominence? Dogs are more intelligent, and more complex. Dogs have a superior sense of sight, smell and arent lazy like cats. Dogs can also swim and arent afraid of water. It is even possible to teach a dog to talk (two occurences but I dont know the name of the dogs). No cat was ever trained to talk.
cats can't be trained because they have their own minds, they don't have to follow some stupid human's instructions. And if people ran around after me, feeding me and stroking me and letting me out when i wanted I'd be lazy too

name for goldfish: Partyfavor. They go great w/ shots

Cats piss everywhere, and their piss stinks. I had room-mates with cats, and I have friends with cats, and I never want to live anywhere there's a cat ever again. Filthy creatures.

I own small parrots, they are extremely clean, frighteningly intelligent, and could claw the eyes out of any damn dirty feline who entered their territory.

Cats piss everywhere, and their piss stinks. I had room-mates with cats, and I have friends with cats, and I never want to live anywhere there's a cat ever again. Filthy creatures.

Not if you take the time to house train them.:)

Well my friend named her Pitbulls Mother and Fucker.

I think you should name them Huw-ey, Louey, and Dewey. :)

Well my friend named her Pitbulls Mother and Fucker.

Gold.

This game is completely safe, harmless to your goldfish, and extremely good fun.

Take one live goldfish from its tank and dip it into liquid nitrogen. Take it out again. Mess around with it for a minute or so, hammer in a few nails, break off a fin or two if you are that sort of sick person. Put it back into its tank. It defrosts and its still alive! Try it sometime, it genuinely works!

For that, I so deserve a goldfish to be named after me...