NationStates Jolt Archive

Lunatic Goofballs: I say chaps, how about we drop all this nonsense and go play a game of polo?

Me (TIN): I'm going to kill myself.

FairyTinkArisen: I'm a man! Surprise surprise!

Moleland: I'm just plain evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jesussaves: I love cuddly rabbits.

Who wants to add their own?

LG would love to try polo* if he could.










*naked polo

Myrth: :fluffle:

Backwoodssquatches:

"Im wrong!"

or..

"Praise the Lord!"

Hehe... Not bad.

Most of us here in NS General: Well, I think you may have a point...

FairyTinkArisen: I'm a man! Surprise surprise!

you hope.................. :p



anybody ok, ok, you were right i was wrong, thank you for helping me come to my senses and changing my views

Lunatic Goofballs: "I am the man with no name, and a crappy haircut."

you hope.................. :p


No, I think that idea must have come to him in some horrible nightmare. ;)

No, I think that idea must have come to him in some horrible nightmare. ;)

No the last horrible nightmare I had was last night. I dreamt my hair came out and my head was all scabby and bloody... not pleasent.

No the last horrible nightmare I had was last night. I dreamt my hair came out and my head was all scabby and bloody... not pleasent.

*stares at TIN*

No, I imagine it wouldn't be... Well, here's one for you to make up for it. ;)

TIN: All right, let's stop fooling around for a moment.

Myrth:

With God as my witness, I do solemnly swear that...

I love you all and promise to never, ever get mad and ban anyone from the forums again. I will also be amiable towards everyone no matter how much of a pain in the ass they may be.

God bless you and keep your days happy and bright.

Many of our friends on the General Forum: "Say, maybe posting this wouldn't be the best idea..."

Many first time visitors to the RP side of the game: "I really don't know how to play. Let me read the stickies and ask advice before using my Death Star to obliterate nations who've been playing since 2003..."

A blessedly few posters who are no longer welcome here: Maybe I'll just move on to some other site and behave like a civil person there, since I've worn out my welcome here.

Johnny Wadd: "I just realised that I have been an absolute dickwad on these forums and I would like to apologise to all those I have offended. I will refrain from trolling and flamebaiting in future and stick solely to raising and discussing intelligent points about the thread in question. I will never insult anyone again. Once again, sorry."

Attack Bill Cosby: I am a civilized human being. PS - I hate Dakhistan!

Johnny Wadd: "I just realised that I have been an absolute dickwad on these forums and I would like to apologise to all those I have offended. I will refrain from trolling and flamebaiting in future and stick solely to raising and discussing intelligent points about the thread in question. I will never insult anyone again. Once again, sorry."

And I will fully acknowledge that I am not, in fact, a crippled veteran from multiple wars, and that I am really an immature teenager who has far too much time on his hands and no social life.

Bottle: I'm pregnant.
Niccolo Medici: 133t!! U Roxor :fluffle:

Monkeypimp: You know Cricket really is pretty boring when you think about it.

Monkeypimp: You know Cricket really is pretty boring when you think about it.

Congrats on winning the chick WC btw :p

Congrats on winning the chick WC btw :p
:) The chicks had to learn to play or no Aussie guy would have them

na, sounds like they could give some of the guys teams a run :eek:

ME: VoteEarly is my friend and I am a member of Fred Phelps church. I am a Calvinist and all you sinners win burn in hell.

:)

FairyTInkArisen: I am imposing a ban of posting fluffles on myself!

:p

Legless Pirates I haven't touched beer or a spliff in 3 weeks! ;) :p :D

Legless Pirates I haven't touched beer or a spliff in 3 weeks! ;) :p :D
i can say that :( ... well, up until this morning anyway :p


Alien Born: bah, i dunno *shrugs*

Bottle: I'm completly ignorant about this topic

Me: Surprise! I am Jose Greco!

Oh no wait ...

I am intelligent... no really, I am!

Me: Not Hargh!

Cat-Tribe The right to bear arms is an individual right.
Keruvalia I love being a Calvinist like VoteEarly.

TRA: I think George Bush is a fine president who has handled foreign and domestic issues admirably.

Attack Bill Cosby:
*I want only peace between our nations,
*I am a pacifist.
*I can be bothered reading the response to the question I created this post for.
*Swearing is bad.
*Superciliousness is what ruins harmony.

Keruvalia I love being a Calvinist like VoteEarly.

:D Surprise! I'm one of the Elect!

Me: All government is efficient and in the best interest of the people.

this is fun
Keruvalia- hey- whats the number to the republican national party? i am joining! and , by the way, want to come to my baptism on sunday?

Peechland- not tonight, honey, i have a headache.

Gawdly- i am not all that awesome, you know.

The Hitler Jugend- Occidio, i love you. lets make sweet sweeet love under the stars.

Lascivious Maximus- FUCK YOU! BITCH!!

more to come..............

The Plutonian Empire: I like men..... sorry Bitchkitten

BitchKitten- i killed my cats, to make room for the 5 cambodian kids i just adopted.

Eichen- hey , did you hear? i am single!

Fairy Tink Arisen- hey, dont pay any attention to me, at all. just leave me alone.

Legless Pirates- Did you hear? I am joining Alcoholics Anonymous!

Lunatic Goofballs- Now, seriously. Tell me how you feel about that..

Plutonian Empire- i just took my friend, for this abortion, and it was so awesome, i am volunterring to be a full time driver for the clinic.

Occidio Multus: Yeah, some day I'm gonna get married and have kids and I'm gonna be a housewife. :p

Lascivious Maximus- FUCK YOU! BITCH!!

Fuck you Occidio, you bitch! I'd totally say that!

:D

Occidio: Aww, youre such a sweetie cutie patootie Lascivious! I want to cuddle with you like a fuzzy widdle bunny wabbit! Tee hee hee hee!

Sdaeriji- SeiG Heil! 1488! white power!!!

New Sancrosanctia- I like white girls ( ;) dont worry, guys, he gets this joke)

Drunk Commies Reborn- i am never starting a thread again, ever.

Santa Barbara- I dont care.

Bottle- i am opening up a foster home. i just want to give kids a chance.

Sinahue- i smoked pot last night! and made out with a chick! and cheated on my hubby! and beat my kids! and wore slutty clothes!

The internet tough guy- fuck music. accounting is all the rage!

Aerou- i have never had a boyfriend. ever.

Fuck you Occidio, you bitch! I'd totally say that!

:D

Occidio: Aww, youre such a sweetie cutie patootie Lascivious! I want to cuddle with you like a fuzzy widdle bunny wabbit! Tee hee hee hee!
this rules.

Occidio Multus: Yeah, some day I'm gonna get married and have kids and I'm gonna be a housewife.

so does this.
i just tried saying it, aloud, and i laughed. then i felt like vomiting. :p

Sdaeriji- SeiG Heil! 1488! white power!!!


You weren't supposed to tell anyone....

this rules.
Pffft... fine then, I'll cave in to this pressure youre putting on me to sleep with you. And yes, you can bring the whips and chains... yes, the maple syrup will be fine too. Yes, you can tie me up, sheesh (where does it end?)

Always pressuring me to do these kinky things with you Occidio - how unfair of you. But Ill do it, Ill do it against my better judgement - being a virgin and all I hope that you're gentle with me and my girlfriends.

Pure Metal: Weed is for losers and deadbeats

Cogitation: I don't know...

Legless Pirates: High post counts are for boring people.

OM - "I really just feel like staying in tonight. You know, watch The Horse Whisperer again, maybe do a crossword."

anybody ok, ok, you were right i was wrong, thank you for helping me come to my senses and changing my views
Meh, did that months ago. blur. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8251482&postcount=120)

Cogitation: " Yo homie....Imma warn that ass if you dont stop frontin' like a beeotch"

LP: "No beer for me thanks, I'll just have a glass of milk."

Lasc: "Having sex is just wrong.......we should all abstain."

Occidio: "Ewwww! Like this icky dead body is totally grossing me out!" (in a valley girl voice no less)

Peechland: "Get outta my bed LP."

Bottle:" I have absolutely no opinion on this matter"

Pure Metal: "Tink sucks"

Lasc: "Having sex is just wrong.......we should all abstain."

Pure Metal: "Tink sucks"
Having sex is wrong, all men should abstain... except me. [/Deviousplan]

Pure Metal might actually say that... just change the context a little. Maybe put an exclaimation mark behind it... :)

Eutrusca: Screw the troops...

The Cat-Tribe: I was wrong.

LP: "No beer for me thanks, I'll just have a glass of milk."
I've said that in a bar once. :rolleyes:

Stephistan: I love the USA

Eutrusca: Screw the troops...
Eutrusca: Granddaughters? You have my blessing!

Me (TIN): I'm going to kill myself.


I see this as more of a PM thing

Jaythewise: I'm so ugly!

Fairy Tink Arisen- hey, dont pay any attention to me, at all. just leave me alone.

oy! :p


Pure Metal might actually say that... just change the context a little. Maybe put an exclaimation mark behind it... :)
:eek: Lasc!

Myrth: I'm sorry I deated you. I was wrong. Please accept my apologies

eUTRUSCSA- i met the hottest guy last night at that Vietnam war protest!

harlseburg -{insert anything that makes sense here}

Neo Anarchists- what internet?? where???

Haken Rider: yeah. okay. Holland IS better than Belgium

Pure Metal: "Tink sucks"

:rolleyes:


Tink ROXORZ MY SOXORZ!! (http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s27/smilies-34337.png)

:eek: Lasc!
Hey, a tiger without stripes isnt a tiger! A tigger without his bounce isnt any fun! besides, we all know how much you like to vacuum the house. Sheesh!

Haken Rider: yeah. okay. Holland IS better than Belgium

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:


Tink ROXORZ MY SOXORZ!! (http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s27/smilies-34337.png)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Eutrusca: Screw the troops...
ROFLMAO!! Uh huh. You got it! :D

Eutrusca: Screw the troops...

Even better:

Eutrusca: I heart John Kerry.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

eUTRUSCSA- i met the hottest guy last night at that Vietnam war protest!


that actually , just made me sick thinking about it.

Me: Don't tine on the lemmatain....seppatown

oops I say that already. hmm what abouuuut

Me: I just ADORE country music :D

Eutrusca, in picture form:

http://lmno4p.org/images/3.28-30/manila28_2.jpg

Eutrusca, in picture form:

http://lmno4p.org/images/3.28-30/manila28_2.jpg

Bush looks disturbing with that hair.

Kejott --- I loathe Pootie Tang with a passion.

Kanabia --- Grunge sucks.

Shaed- what grown girl collects little pink toys? disturbing!!

Almost all of us on this board: Alright, I concede the point to you. You're right.

(this seems for many posters to be the worst thing ever...)

Almost all of us on this board: Alright, I concede the point to you. You're right.

(this seems for many posters to be the worst thing ever...)
i said that to fass the other day. about a topic. too bad he still thinks i am a homophobic gay basher.

Even better:

Eutrusca: I heart John Kerry.
Hahahaha! You got THAT right, anyway! :D

Anyone done me yet?

Sinuhue: I hate women. Damn dirty slags. And gays. Burn them all. Oh yeah, and I wish I was white.

that actually , just made me sick thinking about it.
Me too! Heh!

Anyone done me yet?

Sinuhue: I hate women. Damn dirty slags. And gays. Burn them all. Oh yeah, and I wish I was white.

Sinuhue: I have to go, everyone. My husband wants me to make him a sandwich.

Occidio Multus: sure honey, let me cook you dinner, iron the sheets, and entertain you with air-headed conversation while I passively let you fondle me from the rear, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!:D

Just watched Norma Rae for the 80th time last week...

Eutrusca: Granddaughters? You have my blessing!
Heh! You WISH! :p

Sinuhue: I have to go, everyone. My husband wants me to make him a sandwich.
BAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAAA!

Well, I AM trying to get him to cut down on bread...

Anyone done me yet?

Sinuhue: I hate women. Damn dirty slags. And gays. Burn them all. Oh yeah, and I wish I was white.
post 37,

Sinahue- i smoked pot last night! and made out with a chick! and cheated on my hubby! and beat my kids! and wore slutty clothes!


Hehehehe...would it shock you to know that I grew up in a pot-smoking household, still partake of homegrown, and on occassion, get all slutted up and go to cheesy night clubs? And making out with a chick is not really that risque...but it would constitute cheating at this point, so I guess I'll agree on that, and the rest of it:).

Hehehehe...would it shock you to know that I grew up in a pot-smoking household, still partake of homegrown, and on occassion, get all slutted up and go to cheesy night clubs? And making out with a chick is not really that risque...but it would constitute cheating at this point, so I guess I'll agree on that, and the rest of it:).
okay, native. i forgot about the weed thing. but i would like to see your idea of slutty ;)

Occido Multas: Get that needle away from me! I like my skin a nice naturally-sprayed-on golden brown.

Myrth:I'm going North.
or
I lurrrrrve those General forumites!

Mirkai: First I'm going grouse hunting, then I'm eating broiled pheasant, shoot the damned pidgeons, check on my battery hens and get rid of those pesky crows. Kill some hawks too, I've seen them eyeing my rabbits.

Legless Pirates: I'm not hungover, I'm seasick.

Oooooh


Me: Beeker, wanna be friends?

Beeker: Sure, Neut. I'll be your friend.

i said that to fass the other day. about a topic. too bad he still thinks i am a homophobic gay basher.

No, I don't. :mad:

I don't even recall why I should, to be honest.

No, I don't. :mad:

I don't even recall why I should, to be honest.
a joke fass. but you pointed out my pointless thread, and you were correct. so i had it locked. but i think i made you mad madder maddest on the thread about homosexuality repulsing people. but if you arent pissed, then :)

Haken Rider: yeah. okay. Holland IS better than Belgium
But I already said it was, you just want me to say it again, you sick Heineken-lover.

Legless Pirates: Everything > Guiness

NS newb: WTF is this game??? Booooooooring! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :sniper:

NS newb months later: What is this RL you speak of?

a joke fass. but you pointed out my pointless thread, and you were correct. so i had it locked. but i think i made you mad madder maddest on the thread about homosexuality repulsing people. but if you arent pissed, then :)

Of course I'm not pissed (http://weev.net/lol/internet.jpg). :p (it's not me in the pic)

myself as well as a few others

"I'm not religious so I really can't comment on it."

But I already said it was, you just want me to say it again, you sick Heineken-lover.

Legless Pirates: Everything > Guiness
:p

You misspelled Guinness

And Randomea: I'm sooooo gonna use that one tomorrow morning

Of course I'm not pissed (http://weev.net/lol/internet.jpg). :p (it's not me in the pic)
fffaaaaaasssssss. id kiss you! but i am not a man! heh.
thats not you? good. because i was going to say- the gay race has taken alll the hot guys ;)

Bottle: I'm pregnant.

well, you'd have to ammend that to say, "i'm pregnant, and i'm going to keep the baby, and i'm giving up my career to be a mommy."

Bottle: I'm completly ignorant about this topic
oh, i've admitted ignorance on many a topic...i just don't let that stop me :).


Bottle- i am opening up a foster home. i just want to give kids a chance.

this one is totally wrong...i would say "i'm openning a foster home" because "i'm buying an army of human babies to rear into my unholy army of the night" doesn't play as well in the sticks. calling it a "foster home" would keep the heat off, and saying "i'm giving kids a chance" would be better than admitting "i'm giving kids flame throwers."


Bottle:" I have absolutely no opinion on this matter"

this one is probably truest, because i wouldn't bother posting to let people know i had no opinion. that would be silly.

i'd say the least likely phrase you'd ever hear coming out of me would be:
"science? who cares about that boring shit! let's go have some REAL fun...we can read the Bible, play some U2 records, and watch You've Got Mail!"

You misspelled Guinness
Well yes, more reason why you're never going to say that. :rolleyes:

Tin's back!

:) :) :) :) :) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Eutrusca, in picture form:

http://lmno4p.org/images/3.28-30/manila28_2.jpg

Abomination! Abonmination! :D

Probably already been done, but...

Cogitation: "Don't think about it for a moment."

Apart from this thread needing to be put in "Greatest Threads of All Time" when it dies...

Occidio Multus I CAN do subtlety!

Sparklemist Ok, I admit it, all I am here to do is cyber and convert everyone to loving horses.

Sanctaphrax I like Serafima, she is an excellent RPer.

VoteEarly I live in the 21st Century.

Whispering Legs I love the ALCU.

okay, native. i forgot about the weed thing. but i would like to see your idea of slutty ;)
Keheheheheee...*pictures Occidio's mental image of me being all 'slutty' in a full lenth dress that covers my neck and ankles...."

Yeah, slutty to me may not be slutty to others...I have a favourite dress that's Tina Turnerish tassled, just covers my ass, reveals serious cleavage and is a *whorish* red *gasp*:) Na...not all that slutty I guess.

Oksana: You misspelled "the" :rolleyes:

The Internet Tough Guy: Something stupid

Haken Rider: Vodlka is teh shit!

;)

The Internet Tough Guy: Something stupid
the internet tough guy- something funny
" i am good in bed"
" i am not lonely"
" i never masturbate"

kidding, brad. you know i want to get married,and have you build that white picket fence, right?

Oksana: You misspelled "the" :rolleyes:

Oh no. You're really going to flip out when you see my post about Haken Rider. :rolleyes:

Me: Sarcasm is over rated and shouldn't be used in respectable forums like these.


but wait i would say it and be sarcastic whilst saying it...bugger

*Head explodes* :(

Oh no. You're really going to flip out when you see my post about Haken Rider. :rolleyes:
LMAO. Just saw it.

Excellent *imitates Mr. Burns*

the internet tough guy- something funny
" i am good in bed"
" i am not lonely"
" i never masturbate"

kidding, brad. you know i want to get married,and have you build that white picket fence, right?

There goes any chance of that. :mad:

LMAO. Just saw it.

Excellent *imitates Mr. Burns*

Well! He didn't even spell it teh. He spelled it hte and I was making a point. You said English was hard and I was defending you! :fluffle:

There goes any chance of that. :mad:
lighten up, dearest. if you dont the humor by now.....it may take one of those pickets, inserted in a certain place, to help you get it.

and besides, dont turn me down- its the only way to fix your problems! :D

Oooooh


Me: Beeker, wanna be friends?

Beeker: Sure, Neut. I'll be your friend.


Beeker: Sorry, no flirting for me.

lighten up, dearest. if you dont the humor by now.....it may take one of those pickets, inserted in a certain place, to help you get it.

and besides, dont turn me down- its the only way to fix your problems! :D

Brad: I forgive Linda :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

And another :mad: for good measure.

Well! He didn't even spell it teh. He spelled it hte and I was making a point. You said English was hard and I was defending you! :fluffle:
Hell yeah. I remember that. :fluffle:


Cogitation (in moderation): Hey Myrth. I did this chick and I had a friend taking pictures. Would you mind if I posted those
Myrth: Hell no I don't mind! Got vids too?

---The Jovial States of Legless Pirates
"Just joke about it for a while"

Moleland: LP can you send me some tulips?

Eutrusca: President Bush ate my balls!

Bottle: Yeah, I think the government should do all of that for me.

Neo Cannen: Guys, I thought it through, and have decided to become a Buddhist monk.

Me: You're right, it is imossible, I should shut up now.


=)

Tink: No! I won't post pictures of my boobs. NEVER!

Brad: I forgive Linda :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


And another :mad: for good measure.

i AM saying this
brad ,a re you trying to pull emotions deep from within my cold hard soul that is shaped like a dead, dissected , staph infested cat??????
i said i was sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i meant it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meet me on msn later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

-snip-

*head spins*

Occy: *something with a lot of exclamation points*

Oh wait :p

i AM saying this
brad ,a re you trying to pull emotions deep from within my cold hard soul that is shaped like a dead, dissected , staph infested cat??????
i said i was sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i meant it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meet me on msn later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Ha, I got you to apologize with 50 exclamation marks.

Me: Let's make this quick.

Since no one did it for me....

Sdaeriji: Go Yankees!

Foxx: What a great topic! And I'm not even being sarcastic here!

Since no one did it for me....

Sdaeriji: Go Yankees!
it was such an obvious. and you and the nazi thing seemed funnier.

Tink: No! I won't post pictures of my boobs. NEVER!
also add:

Tink- i dont want all the teenager boys on here to worship me for my boobs. never!

Ha, I got you to apologize with 50 exclamation marks.
you are so not dead. i mean you are. oh .....whatever. :D

Upitatanium: I like the fact that I have been completely ignored in this thread.

I am a devout christain! and i finally found jesus!! :eek:

Upitatanium: I like the fact that I have been completely ignored in this thread.
here is one-
Upitatanium- i have no personal feelings over the internet. i am not sensitive at all.

there you go.

Letila - Actually, capitalism isn't really that bad.

Most people here: Ya know, I don't think we are getting anywhere. Let's just agree to disagree about homosexuality, guns, religion and abortion.

Most people here: Really, george bush is a pretty good guy.

Posters on the "pics" thread: You are less than gorgeous. I am not going to tell you how amazing you look. I am not going to post any fluffles.

:D

Occidio Multus: I've just taken up ballet, you should see my pink frilly tutu, it's adorable!

Kahta:I've thought about it, and I really shouldn't judge you on the colour of your skin.

TPE:I have no desire to fish for compliments right now.

:p

do one of me ! :O

Kahta/Caelta: I'm coming out of the closet.
Potaria: You know what? Capitalism is great!
Lunatic Goofballs: I feel normal.

do one of me ! :O

O.K.

Teh Cameron Clan

"I have no desire whatsoever to partake in idiotic threads such as this or the late 'Corrupt a Wish' series. I have far better things to do with my time then sit in front of my computer waiting for someone to insult me so that I can insult them back."

That said, do one for me!

Me: Hell with this, I'm joining some monastary in Austria.

me- i am like, OMG!!!! so oooooo sorry!
me- i love watching homosexual acts
me- i have a maid.
me- i didnt mean to offend you
me- i am so fat!
me- i have no phobias or disorders.
me- really. i did not mean to offend you.
me-do you love me?
me- i am fair, and rational.
me- i love elitists!

this list could go on for days.

OM: anything nice about me

OM: anything nice about me
of the thread topic- oh tink. shush. :) have i ever said anything nice about ANYONE???

CanukHaven: GOD BLESS THE USA... The Best Nation on this Earth!

Junii: Satan Rulz!

Langham: *enters through doorway, closing door quietly behind him.*

Myrth: Deat!!!! PSYCHE!

MKULTRA(and all his incarnations/cronies): George Bush ROXZ! the USA is GREAT! and there is absolutly no Conspiracies anywhere in the US!