Election day!
Voting is compulsory, starting now. Who will be King?
Scouserlande
11-04-2005, 01:41
the count
I like his policies on health care.
and from what i know of vampires he actually be the most tolerable.
the count
I like his policies on health care.
and from what i know of vampires he actually be the most tolerable.
Could you please elaborate on his policies on health care?
GWB, because he's the most intelligent out of the 3.... he will actually do something....
Scouserlande
11-04-2005, 01:47
Could you please elaborate on his policies on health care?
Blooooood!
Club House
11-04-2005, 01:48
anyone who votes against the count is a war mongering right wing fascist!
Bitchkitten
11-04-2005, 02:00
GWB, because he's the most intelligent out of the 3.... he will actually do something....ROFLMAO
anyone who votes against the count is a war mongering right wing fascist!
so it would seem...or an unholy horrid raghead from hell
Most Def, the Count....
He will have a real reason to attack other countries... He needs soulllllsss!
Pantylvania
11-04-2005, 02:26
We already know that George W Bush, Osama bin Laden, and Vlad Dracul suck. Now it's time to give Satan a chance
GWB, because he's the most intelligent out of the 3.... he will actually do something....
such as?
Soviet Narco State
11-04-2005, 02:46
Nader
(I refuse to vote for the lesser of 4 evils)
Anarchic Conceptions
11-04-2005, 02:46
such as?
Drink the blood of his enemies. Wait... :confused:
Epsilon Reticuli
11-04-2005, 02:53
I'm going to have to go with my old pal Lucifer. That guy knows how to have a great time.
Katganistan
11-04-2005, 02:57
I abstain.
Imperial Dark Rome
11-04-2005, 03:52
This is what order I would vote for...
1. The Devil (My Pick: Lucifer), but which devil? From which religion? In Satanism there are 42 different Dark Gods that have names that most people call just the "Devil" (Dark Gods have names and feelings too. Hahahaha.) My pick would be Lucifer, since he is the "LightBringer".
2. Count Dracula (My Pick: Bela Lugosi), but which one? Are you referring to the real Count Dracula aka Vald the Impaler in real life or are you referring to one of the many actors that have played Count Dracula? My Pick would be Bela Lugosi; the 1931 Dracula. For he was truly Satanic, in the way he acted his role. He liked being Dracula so much, that he was buried in his full Dracula costume, including the cape. I admire that.
3.George W. Bush, why not? I agree with him 82.74% of the time, according to the Moral Politics test I took.
I would never vote for Osama Bin Laden, if somehow he became king. I would have to rally my Satanic brothers and take him out.
Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
The Lightning Star
11-04-2005, 04:00
Since I couldn't vote for Count Chocula, I went for the second best: Count Dracula. He has a firm posistion on crime("I want so suck your blood!"), blood donations will soar, he is already a royal so he has the most experience, and since he doesn't belong to any political party(Satan belongs to the Hell party, btw), he is the perfect centrist!
bump!
you really should keep an eye out for those pot holes....
you really should keep an eye out for those pot holes....
why, thank you. Will try... :D
Monkeypimp
11-04-2005, 13:54
My vote goes to Satan. The count is up there though.
Andaluciae
11-04-2005, 14:08
Thank God for the write in candidate!
Hey everyone! I'm a viable alternative to these whackos! Vote for me!
An irreperably idiotic and disastriously annoyingly piece of work i must say. What about Gillingham football supporters?- they're much more annoying and evil than anyone of bin ladan, satan, bush,and dracula put together ten- fold and stuck in a mental home for the violently spoken southerners.
From a disgruntled Bradford city fan unable to forgive Gills' slagging off city and pessimism towards our frankly better team despite relegation spitefully slicing our scalps from the 2nd best division in the best footballing nation (England). :mad: :mad: :mad: :mp5: :sniper:
Long live the count! Err... I mean king.
The Lightning Star
12-04-2005, 05:16
Long live the count! Err... I mean king.
Count Dracula:
Bleh! I vant to suck your bloood!
After you vote for me, of course.