Jesus fulfilled messiah prophecies? So did this guy:
Napoleon Bonaparte (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/napoleon_messiah.htm) was, in fact, the chosen one. The bible told me so :)
(Note: Link, not underlining for effect)
Preebles
10-04-2005, 10:42
What about Brian? :D
What about Brian? :D
I'm not familiar with that messiah - but he was probably just another heretic :D
Preebles
10-04-2005, 10:48
I'm not familiar with that messiah - but he was probably just another heretic :D
Brian of The Life of Brian. :)
ProMonkians
10-04-2005, 10:51
Napoleon Bonaparte (http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/napoleon_messiah.htm) was, in fact, the chosen one. The bible told me so :)
Also he ate the pig, thus prooving that he's a ziggy-piggy... :D
ProMonkians
10-04-2005, 10:51
What about Brian? :D
What about Branin?
*shudders*
Brian of The Life of Brian. :)
He must be good, Googling "The Life of Brian" caused my browser to crash, and I use Mozilla Firefox!
Greater Yubari
10-04-2005, 10:57
well, we all know that it wasn't Jesus who was crucified. It was Brian. Poor bastard.
Ah, just found out what the Life of Brian was all about. Brilliant :)
Einsteinian Big-Heads
10-04-2005, 12:18
Oh Yes, lets take this seriously... *tone dripping with sarcasm*
Preebles
10-04-2005, 12:45
Ah, just found out what the Life of Brian was all about. Brilliant :)
You need to watch Python!!! No life is complete without some Python.
Los Banditos
10-04-2005, 13:04
I hate to ruin the non-serious discussion (completely opposite of the LB) but most of the savior prophecies come from Isaiah, not Genesis. Sorry.
Anarchic Conceptions
10-04-2005, 13:54
What about Brian? :D
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Trammwerk
10-04-2005, 19:04
Oh Yes, lets take this seriously... *tone dripping with sarcasm*I don't think you read the whole page.
Yay for skimming!