New Genoa
10-04-2005, 05:03
American Idol
Trading Spouses
The Apprentice
Survivor
Fear Factor
These are the long-running reality shows that continously plague us with their shittiness each and every year, supported by a host of other retarded television "ideas." What could possibly explain this catastrophic phenomena? Declining attention spans? Degradation of morals and standards? The dumbing down of programming as a result of possible cause 2?
Can such a monstrous destruction of intellect even be created by human beings without a supernatural intervention? I don't believe so. Therefore, I have come to the final conclusion, without using the scientific method, that reality TV is the spawn of Satan.
Please, if you are Christian or any other religion that believes in the Prince of Darkness bond together with agnostics and atheists alike to put down this demon that has a stranglehold on the American populace. Please, the fate of the world rests in your hands. This dumbening (is that even a WORD?) down of society will only leader to an overall dumbanation of people in general - including our already mentally incapacitated president and other governmental officials. Do you really want a DUMBER George Bush-character in office due to the massive evaporation of brain cells caused by this plague on society? I fear the consequences. I fear them dearly.
Reality TV is the opiate of the people. It is the sigh of the hard-pressed, the heart of a heartless world. It has come to destroy us and enslave us.
Join together in human companionship and fight this evil. Viewers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. They may take our lives, but they'll never take primetime television! Completely that is. And now I leave you with this final message: ask not what your television can do for you, ask what YOU can do for your television (ie, STOP reality TV dead in its tracks). Ich bin ein Berliner and yippy-ki-ya, motherfuckers.
Trading Spouses
The Apprentice
Survivor
Fear Factor
These are the long-running reality shows that continously plague us with their shittiness each and every year, supported by a host of other retarded television "ideas." What could possibly explain this catastrophic phenomena? Declining attention spans? Degradation of morals and standards? The dumbing down of programming as a result of possible cause 2?
Can such a monstrous destruction of intellect even be created by human beings without a supernatural intervention? I don't believe so. Therefore, I have come to the final conclusion, without using the scientific method, that reality TV is the spawn of Satan.
Please, if you are Christian or any other religion that believes in the Prince of Darkness bond together with agnostics and atheists alike to put down this demon that has a stranglehold on the American populace. Please, the fate of the world rests in your hands. This dumbening (is that even a WORD?) down of society will only leader to an overall dumbanation of people in general - including our already mentally incapacitated president and other governmental officials. Do you really want a DUMBER George Bush-character in office due to the massive evaporation of brain cells caused by this plague on society? I fear the consequences. I fear them dearly.
Reality TV is the opiate of the people. It is the sigh of the hard-pressed, the heart of a heartless world. It has come to destroy us and enslave us.
Join together in human companionship and fight this evil. Viewers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. They may take our lives, but they'll never take primetime television! Completely that is. And now I leave you with this final message: ask not what your television can do for you, ask what YOU can do for your television (ie, STOP reality TV dead in its tracks). Ich bin ein Berliner and yippy-ki-ya, motherfuckers.