Sumamba Buwhan
09-04-2005, 23:49
I got this from a friend on another message board
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st. mary's catholic church-
if your child is a gothic, reform through the lord!
listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the lord.
gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. the gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. please seek immediate attention through counselling*, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
- frequently wears black clothing. (check)
- wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (nuh uh)
- wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. (not recently)
- wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
satanic worshipping symbols. (ummm, depends on what they might consider odd, err fuck it I'll just say yes to get a point)
- shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (I like them on other people so Check)
- listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (marilyn manson claims to be the anti-christ, and publicly speaks against the lord. please discard any such albums immediately.) (not MM but yes so check)
- associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. (check - NS peeps for example)
- shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the bible, prayer, church or sports. (check)
- shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves satan. (check)
- takes drugs. (check)
- drinks alcohol. (check)
- is suicidal and/or depressed. (not anymore, so no)
- cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (this is a satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of god and his love. please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (nope)
- complains of boredom. (nope, I always have something to do)
- sleeps too excessively or too little. (check)
- is excessively awake during the night. (with my job, no, but I would like to be)
- dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that his light is of no use.) (nope)
- demands an unusual amount of privacy. (whats an unusual amount? I'd just say check on this)
- spends large amounts of time alone. (check)
- requests time alone and quietness. (this is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (check)
- insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (check)
- disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (check and no - half point here)
- misbehaves at school. (no)
- misbehaves at home. (no)
- eats excessively or too little. (nope)
- eats goth-related foods. count dracula cereal is an example of this. i really wish there was more examples. (count chocula right? I miss that cereal but answer is no)
- drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(vampires believe this is how to attain satan. this act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (no)
- watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (no, I can't afford it anymore. $60 for extended basic!!!! *shock*, well I do watch Family Guy and I would watch The Daily Show if I had it so nvrmnd - CHECK)
- plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (checkarino)
- uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (check)
- makes satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (no, I would if I didn't think it was so extreemely cheesy!)
- dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (check)
- expresses an interest in sex. (check)
- is homosexual and/or bisexual. (check)
- pursues dangerous cult religions. such include: satanism, scientology, philosophy, paganism, wicca, hinduism and buddhism. (check--apparently philosophy is a cult religion now)
- wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "i'm so gothic, i'm dead", "woe is me", "i'm a goth". (no)
- claims to be a goth. (no)
if five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. the gothic culture is dangerous and satan thrives within it. if any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
20.5 points! I didn't even know I was gothic.
~~~~~~~~~~~```````````````
st. mary's catholic church-
if your child is a gothic, reform through the lord!
listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the lord.
gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. the gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. please seek immediate attention through counselling*, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
- frequently wears black clothing. (check)
- wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (nuh uh)
- wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. (not recently)
- wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
satanic worshipping symbols. (ummm, depends on what they might consider odd, err fuck it I'll just say yes to get a point)
- shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (I like them on other people so Check)
- listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (marilyn manson claims to be the anti-christ, and publicly speaks against the lord. please discard any such albums immediately.) (not MM but yes so check)
- associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. (check - NS peeps for example)
- shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the bible, prayer, church or sports. (check)
- shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves satan. (check)
- takes drugs. (check)
- drinks alcohol. (check)
- is suicidal and/or depressed. (not anymore, so no)
- cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (this is a satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of god and his love. please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (nope)
- complains of boredom. (nope, I always have something to do)
- sleeps too excessively or too little. (check)
- is excessively awake during the night. (with my job, no, but I would like to be)
- dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that his light is of no use.) (nope)
- demands an unusual amount of privacy. (whats an unusual amount? I'd just say check on this)
- spends large amounts of time alone. (check)
- requests time alone and quietness. (this is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (check)
- insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (check)
- disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (check and no - half point here)
- misbehaves at school. (no)
- misbehaves at home. (no)
- eats excessively or too little. (nope)
- eats goth-related foods. count dracula cereal is an example of this. i really wish there was more examples. (count chocula right? I miss that cereal but answer is no)
- drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(vampires believe this is how to attain satan. this act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (no)
- watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (no, I can't afford it anymore. $60 for extended basic!!!! *shock*, well I do watch Family Guy and I would watch The Daily Show if I had it so nvrmnd - CHECK)
- plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (checkarino)
- uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (check)
- makes satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (no, I would if I didn't think it was so extreemely cheesy!)
- dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (check)
- expresses an interest in sex. (check)
- is homosexual and/or bisexual. (check)
- pursues dangerous cult religions. such include: satanism, scientology, philosophy, paganism, wicca, hinduism and buddhism. (check--apparently philosophy is a cult religion now)
- wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "i'm so gothic, i'm dead", "woe is me", "i'm a goth". (no)
- claims to be a goth. (no)
if five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. the gothic culture is dangerous and satan thrives within it. if any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
20.5 points! I didn't even know I was gothic.