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I figured it's been way too long since we've all had our last political correctness checkup! So let me begin with today's newest lesson!

it's not bitch... it's disgruntled female, who is only disgruntled because of hundreds of years of male oppression

it's not garbageman... it's sanitation engineer (who has been oppressed for hundreds of years by Republicans)

it's not hippie... it's progressive new thinker (who has been oppressed for hundreds of years by Republicans)

it's not pothead... it's consciously inebriated free-thinking progressive cannabis user

it's not slut... it's sexually open-minded female, who is only sexually open-minded because of hundreds of years of male dominance

War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Ignorance is Truth

It's not nazi . . . it's silly white man who think's he's better than everyone else!

it's not politically correct... it's social justice

it's not white... it's Republican :p
it's not neoconservative... it's freedom-fighting patriot in favor of preserving the sanctity of everything

It's not NEW GENOA but Insufficently Aged Genoa.
It's not Male Dominance. It's Male Assertiveness.
It's not Trolling, its Politness challanged.
It's not flaming, its opposing view on personal behavior.

"disgruntled female" is still too strong a word, and you should know better, you chauvenist pig.

"disappointed person"

It's not NEW GENOA but Insufficently Aged Genoa.

here here! those bastards PC'ing up my name. I'll show them!

"disgruntled female" is still too strong a word, and you should know better, you chauvenist pig.

"disappointed person"

I guess you're right.

here here! those bastards PC'ing up my name. I'll show them!
:D sorry... couldn't resist... should've tried harder tho...

from the Asian-American Feline infulenced person.

"disgruntled female" is still too strong a word, and you should know better, you chauvenist pig.

"disappointed person"Shouldn't that me Open-mindedly Challanged Porcine?

It's not homophobic-it's "unadjusted"
It's not redneck-it's "Southern American"
It's not a dumb cat-it's a "mentally challenged feline individual"
It's not a crazy grandmother-it's a "heavily medicated mother of one's mother"
It's not a Jesus freak-it's a "Jesusphilliac"

These are the people I have surrounded myself with. Whoo-hoo.

It's not redneck-it's "Southern American"

It's not redneck... it's Country Music star.

http://ace.acadiau.ca/science/geol/rraeside/fotw/imagebnk/flagfict-ingsoc-c.gif

Thoughtcrime bellyfeel doubleplusungood. Newspeak crimestop plusgood.
http://www.studentsfororwell.org/icas

here here! those bastards PC'ing up my name. I'll show them!
Paternally challenged.

it's not bitch... it's disgruntled female, who is only disgruntled because of hundreds of years of male oppression


Have you ever met anyone who was gruntled? One day I'd like to be described as gruntled and sheveled.

It's not Drunk Commies - It's Rationally Inhibited Revolutionary

Have you ever met anyone who was gruntled? One day I'd like to be described as gruntled and sheveled.

My cats are regularly gruntled. They never seem to be disgruntled, at least, so I can only assume their gruntleness is forthcoming.

It's not 'Broccili', it's 'Terri Schiavo'.

Its about god damned time someone made a thread about this.

Its not racism its equal opportunity
Its not better its butter
Its not asshole its Kervoskia

Its about god damned time someone made a thread about this.

Its not racism its equal opportunity
Its not better its butter
Its not asshole its Kervoskia
It's not double posting, it's duplicate replication due to the inhibitions of Jolt!

There is line between reality and political correctness, I believe we crossed it several miles ago.

There is line between political correctness and reality, I believe we crossed it several miles ago.

it's not reality... it's subjective consciousness

Have you ever met anyone who was gruntled? One day I'd like to be described as gruntled and sheveled.

http://www.esmerel.com/circle/wordlore/gruntled.html

There is line between political correctness and reality, I believe we crossed it several miles ago.
now I'm confused... make that Reality Challanged... are we in Reality or in Political Correctness?

now I'm confused... make that Reality Challanged... are we in Reality or in Political Correctness?
Neither, we're in Hell.

Neither, we're in Hell.

it's not Hell, it's Alabama...

Neither, we're in Hell.

But I don't believe in hell! (crap, wrong thread. Never mind.)

No wait... this is my first post in days, it's so terrible. *weeps blood*

Neither, we're in Hell.
It's not Hell, it's eternal damnation!

Its not a democrat, it's someone who hasn't been mugged yet.
Its not a republican, it's someone who hasn't listened to NPR yet.

Neither, we're in Hell.
:eek: I see.....
*keeps going*

I figured it's been way too long since we've all had our last political correctness checkup! So let me begin with today's newest lesson!

it's not bitch... it's disgruntled female, who is only disgruntled because of hundreds of years of male oppression

it's not garbageman... it's sanitation engineer (who has been oppressed for hundreds of years by Republicans)

it's not hippie... it's progressive new thinker (who has been oppressed for hundreds of years by Republicans)

it's not pothead... it's consciously inebriated free-thinking progressive cannabis user

it's not slut... it's sexually open-minded female, who is only sexually open-minded because of hundreds of years of male dominance

its not mysoginist its "disgruntled male" who is only disgruntled because he cant get laid. due to hundred of year of females disliking disgruntled men.

They're not cupcakes, they're mass-challenged pastry.