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www.christianshirts.net

I especially like the 'Say No to Evolution' one.
Wee!

www.christianshirts.net

I especially like the 'Say No to Evolution' one.
Wee!

That's the most annoying thing I've seen in weeks.

That's more annoying than my "The Earth is flat!" and "I have a functional warp core in my back yard" t-shirts I like wearing to physics conventions.

That's more annoying than my "The Earth is flat!" and "I have a functional warp core in my back yard" t-shirts I like wearing to physics conventions.

You have a warp drive in your backyard? Cool...


;)

I like the simple way of calling their names in a slow moany way like:

DAYYYYYYYYYVIIIDD

Pi is exactly 3!!!!

Pi is exactly 3!!!!

gasp

"No, only I can hear the voices"

My favorite bumper sticker

"Honk if you are Jesus."

I really like this one http://www.christianshirts.net/designs.php?id=181
or am I just a drug junkie?

Holy Shit! On page 4 they have a Jesussaves T shirt. It's spelled just like that, without the space between the words. I didn't know I was that popular.

www.christianshirts.net

I especially like the 'Say No to Evolution' one.
Wee!
I'm a christian, and I heartily disaprove of this. Those shirts suck. And are downright obnoxious, not to mention offensive to many.

Well, at least they remembered Poland! (The JP II shirt)

You have a warp drive in your backyard? Cool...


;)
What you dont! :confused: :(

that was more annoying than my aching shoulder

Oh, I was just reminded of something:

This year I got a shirt made that says "My evolutionary theory can beat up your creationism!" I'm going to wear it to church on Christmas.

Another variation is "My string theory can beat up your string theory!" that I plan on wearing to the next physics convention.

I want to make a T-shirt saying "The Invasion of Iraq: It was the Christian thing to do", but I'm terrified people will entirely misunderstand. I also want a bumper sticker which says "Don't follow my car.... Or you'll end up at my house."

I'm a christian, and I heartily disaprove of this. Those shirts suck. And are downright obnoxious, not to mention offensive to many.
I'm a christian too, ummm...I have a slow computer and didn't want to confuse it as much, what did those shirts say exactly?

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/bumper/satanvoteB250.gif

Yes SIR!

hahaha pope john paul 2

Anti Communist Commando

http://www.christianshirts.net/designs.php?id=203

I might get some of these for a laugh, but what kind of mentality would it take to buy these in seriouslness.

Just looking through some of these are, simply orgasmic in nature.

what kind of mentality would it take to buy these in seriouslness.

[cheap shot]A christian mentality?[/cheap shot]

Though in all seriousness, I don't know anybody who would actually buy these without joking. They'd have to be very... Different not to.

[cheap shot]A christian mentality?[/cheap shot]

Though in all seriousness, I don't know anybody who would actually buy these without joking. They'd have to be very... Different not to.

I've never seen anything more right wing than most of these.

Theres one that directy links abortion doctors to terroism.

Please dont let these people come to my country.

I've never seen anything more right wing than most of these.

Theres one that directy links abortion doctors to terroism.

Please dont let these people come to my country.


*unleashes hundreds into britian* too late

I buy 'em! Screw anti-Bush shirts! The new way to drive people crazy is Whacky Christian Shirts!

*unleashes hundreds into britian* too late
No my libertiesisis!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

oh well ill guess ill just go buy an suv instead.

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/

this ones good, its openly racist in many many places.

rember kids,

che guvera is not cool

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/454515
why.... because!!!!

These are deliriously funny; I deninately want the "get stoned like paul" and "give blood, he did" ones.
My only concern is giving money to the people that run the site....although, maintaining levels of hilarity might just be worth another Bush presidancy.
Oy, what a dilema.

I like this one

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/army150.gif

I like this one

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/army150.gif
what message is that trying to convey.

Kill christians then put army stuff on there graves.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/chicken150.gif

Don't be a chicken. Be a cock instead.

No my libertiesisis!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

oh well ill guess ill just go buy an suv instead.

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/

this ones good, its openly racist in many many places.

rember kids,

che guvera is not cool

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/454515
why.... because!!!!

No oil (http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff.7158510?zoom=yes#zoom)

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/440887]

For jesusland pridesters.

I've never seen anything more right wing than most of these.

Theres one that directy links abortion doctors to terroism.

Please dont let these people come to my country.

I'll try everything in my power to stop them from ruining the U.K.! Mind you, I don't have much power, and I rarely get out of my room...

Holy Shit! On page 4 they have a Jesussaves T shirt. It's spelled just like that, without the space between the words. I didn't know I was that popular.

Sorry commies, it just says Jesusaves no other s between the second and the a

hmmm

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/73402

1. conveniently forgetting a huge percentage of Americans are ethnically German.

2. Also Forgetting the continental congress got colossal amounts of aid from the French monarchy.

Sorry...

Can’t stand it when fascists decide to change history.

Omfg... And people WEAR that shit????!!! I seriously started feeling sick reading those!

*feels homicidal* :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :headbang: Thank you.

hmmm

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/73402

1. conveniently forgetting a huge percentage of Americans are ethnically German.

2. Also Forgetting the continental congress got colossal amounts of aid from the French monarchy.

Sorry...

Can’t stand it when fascists decide to change history.

Also failing to realise that Europe has more countries in it than France and Germany. And probably thinking the Europe's someplace in China, as well.

And maybe forgetful AMERICANS forgot where they came from...

Sorry commies, it just says Jesusaves no other s between the second and the a
Fuck! I thought I had a fan club.

Fuck! I thought I had a fan club.
You do Christianity.

I hate this, it's so ANNOYING.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...Pie.

I can't even begin to contemplate the people who would wear this crap.

Isn't it possible that the whole righwingstuff website is a wind up?

Though I'm pretty sure that the Christian website is on the level.

E!

Also failing to realise that Europe has more countries in it than France and Germany. And probably thinking the Europe's someplace in China, as well.

Woah there, Captain Poindexter. Most Americans don't go walking around in stained undershirts and boxers thinking that all Germans are Nazis, all French people are cheese-eating pussies, that Europe is in China, or any of that shit. Whatever stereotypes Europeans have about American opinion of Europe are probably incorrect. I, and everyone I associate myself with, is acutely aware of how France aided the American revolution. However, it did not do so out of sympathy for our cause, it did so to prevent Britain from gaining more power. France owes us for liberating them in WWI AND WWII just as much as we owe them for funding our move for independence. Because most of us know this, we should hardly be considered "fascists" by those who dislike our status as the only superpower. Also, like many Americans, I love the British for their sense of honor and duty, their sense of humor, and the fact that they have style. I have no ill-will towards any European country, and in this age of Militant Islam, we're all in the same boat. Let's get back to brotherly love. I will close with a favorite quote of mine from Benjamin Franklin, whose sterling diplomatic work convinced the French to aid the Continental Army.

"To George Washington, Commander of the American Armies, who, like Joshua of old, commanded the sun and the moon to stand still, and they obeyed him."

--Proposed by Benjamin Franklin at a dinner at Versailles, supposedly after the British minister had proposed a toast to George III, likening him to the sun, and the French minister had likened Louis XVI to the moon.

I needed some ideas for some new t-shirts. Now I'll be able to mock all of the bible thumpers around here with one fell swoop. And they'll think I'm supporting them. ^_^

*snip*

here’s an idea why don’t all the sane states succeed from the union that’s what my stereotype really comes down to.

Every American I met from the central states (admitably only 5, not much of a demographic) as opposed to the pacific states and the northern Atlantic states seem to reinforce the European 'American' stereotype, were as the latter including my best friend and ex-room mate are genuinely nice people who appear to have intellect.

So just make two new countries the Atlantic states of America and the pacific states of America.

Any everyone would be happy…

[hypnotic voice] everyone…..[/hypnotic voice]

bah mindless rant.

I really like the "get stoned... like Paul" one.

We really should take to stoning christians.

*throws rock at the creators of the shirts*

I'm surprised they haven't been sued for copyright infringement. They've bastardized at least 10 logos and I'm on page 3.

I really like the "get stoned... like Paul" one.

We really should take to stoning christians.

*throws rock*

Ouch!

Which do you suppose is the MOST offensive?

here’s an idea why don’t all the sane states succeed from the union that’s what my stereotype really comes down to.

We're working on it, ok?

hmmm

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/73402

1. conveniently forgetting a huge percentage of Americans are ethnically German.

2. Also Forgetting the continental congress got colossal amounts of aid from the French monarchy.

Sorry...

Can’t stand it when fascists decide to change history.
...wow...

and some americans wonder why some parts of the world brand them as idiots.

here’s an idea why don’t all the sane states succeed from the union that’s what my stereotype really comes down to.

Every American I met from the central states (admitably only 5, not much of a demographic) as opposed to the pacific states and the northern Atlantic states seem to reinforce the European 'American' stereotype, were as the latter including my best friend and ex-room mate are genuinely nice people who appear to have intellect.

So just make two new countries the Atlantic states of America and the pacific states of America.

Any everyone would be happy…

[hypnotic voice] everyone…..[/hypnotic voice]

bah mindless rant.


My good man, not only did you spell "secede" wrong, making you look stupid, but you mocked the bloodiest war in American history, you insensitive slimeball.

I don't get the first one (the stoned one). Wouldn't they be against getting high? Or are they too braindamaged to see that it could be miscontrued?

I sat for about five minutes trying to think of a nice, smartass comment about these shirts and could think of nothing. Damn.
It isn't the T-shirts that annoy me, its the kinda person who would walk around town wearing one of them.

I thought this one was a little strange.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/eggs150.gif

My good man, not only did you spell "secede" wrong, making you look stupid, but you mocked the bloodiest war in American history, you insensitive slimeball.

It's only the bloodiest war because we fought ourselves. But you're right, we would've been better off letting the South secede (seriously).

And I don't think he meant it to be insensitive.

I thought this one was a little strange.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/eggs150.gif

Looks like something from Engrish.

I thought this one was a little strange.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/eggs150.gif

and that's what makes it the best one of all.

These are deliriously funny; I deninately want the "get stoned like paul" and "give blood, he did" ones.
My only concern is giving money to the people that run the site....although, maintaining levels of hilarity might just be worth another Bush presidancy.
Oy, what a dilema.
Just go to your local craft store, buy some acrylic paints, fabric fixing agent, a blank t-shirt and make your own. Don't forget to wash teh shirt before painting. Though that info is usually on the fabric paint stuff.

Oh and if it's a thin white shirt, then make sure you put newspaper or something between teh front and the back.

I thought this one was a little strange.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/eggs150.gif
I liked this one:
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/judges150.gif
Funny, unless we're going to do post-birth abortions, I don't think the living have much to fear...

I liked this one:
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/judges150.gif
Funny, unless we're going to do post-birth abortions, I don't think the living have much to fear...

You never know, man...

Bwaha.
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/east150.gif
Yeah, we'll make them all be Christian and everything will get better!

Bwaha.
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/east150.gif
Yeah, we'll make them all be Christian and everything will get better!

You know it!

here’s an idea why don’t all the sane states succeed from the union that’s what my stereotype really comes down to.
The south already tried...it didnt work *its a joke*

Woo hoo, I found a in context use for my little deally-
I sat for about five minutes trying to think of a nice, smartass comment about these shirts and could think of nothing. Damn.
It isn't the T-shirts that annoy me, its the kinda person who would walk around town wearing one of them.
http://img125.exs.cx/img125/592/forgetitjake0tm.th.jpg

http://www.christianshirts.net/designs.php?id=43

wtf? now theres a shirt to get :rolleyes:

I liked this one:
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/judges150.gif
Funny, unless we're going to do post-birth abortions, I don't think the living have much to fear...

And that's exactly what those crazy liberal judges want to do, don'tcha know?

Instead of buying one of these t-shirts, save yourself the money and make your own, with the text "I am a Moron".
Gives exactly the same message.

Sorry for bad english, im pretty sleepy...

And that's exactly what those crazy liberal judges want to do, don'tcha know?
Damn, why don't I ever get these memos? The last one I missed was the one about outlawing Christianity and making gay marriage compulosry.

THose stupid memo-carriers never seem to make it to my place...

:D

I hope these are the same guys who host the Landover Baptist Church.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/hell150.gif

oh i could annoy so many peopel with these shirt

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/gi4jesus150.gif

This one's my favourite... Makes me think of Jesus running around the middle east in army fatigues.

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/gi4jesus150.gif

This one's my favourite... Makes me think of Jesus running around the middle east in army fatigues.
:confused:

Why does it have the Dutch flag in it?

:confused:

Why does it have the Dutch flag in it?
Silly, everybody knows Jesus is Dutch.

:p

Silly, everybody knows Jesus is Dutch.

:p

Hey, I'm Dutch.

Does that mean I'm Jesus?

Yes, Yes it does.

http://www.filegirl.com/images/0105/buddyc.JPG

*british accent*

:cool: And we are all, very very drunk,
:rolleyes: actually, this is grape soda,therefore it-
:rolleyes: :sniper:
:cool: ahh, good old Winchester