This is my hero
This is my hero in action! You must have quicktime to view it!
http://www.louieck.com/pootietest.mov
Enjoy! :D
...Weird. Weird stuff, man.
...Weird. Weird stuff, man.
lol, yes however it's good!
Pills and Fast Food in a dumpy parking lot --- That's the way to live.
Love the Blaxploitation feel of it. :D
lol, man it's a spoof! It's not supposed to make any sense, I mean does a superhero who is a music artist/crimefighter/PSA maker who speaks gibberish, can dodge bullets, do fancy martial arts, and use a magical belt make sense to being with? Hell no it doesn't but that's what's so great about it.
lol, man it's a spoof! It's not supposed to make any sense, I mean does a superhero who is a music artist/crimefighter/PSA maker who speaks gibberish, can dodge bullets, do fancy martial arts, and use a magical belt make sense to being with? Hell no it doesn't but that's what's so great about it.
Exactly. And his dance/burger squeeze kicked ass.
lol, man it's a spoof! It's not supposed to make any sense, I mean does a superhero who is a music artist/crimefighter/PSA maker who speaks gibberish, can dodge bullets, do fancy martial arts, and use a magical belt make sense to being with? Hell no it doesn't but that's what's so great about it.If this is in response to my post... then you really haven't seen some of the Blaxploitation flixs of the 70's...
if not... sorry...
Exactly. And his dance/burger squeeze kicked ass.
You should see the movie if you haven't already. It makes less sense than this short. I mean, he busts onto the scene while sorrounded by LA's meanest and most brutal gangs, gets out of his car and dances around to his theme music for about 30 seconds. Doesn't make sense, but it's entertaining.
You should see the movie if you haven't already. It makes less sense than this short. I mean, he busts onto the scene while sorrounded by LA's meanest and most brutal gangs, gets out of his car and dances around to his theme music for about 30 seconds. Doesn't make sense, but it's entertaining.
Shit, I've gotta get that movie, man!
If this is in response to my post... then you really haven't seen some of the Blaxploitation flixs of the 70's...
if not... sorry...
Nope that wasn't a reply, however I was RAISED on blaxploitation films mostly because of the fact that I am a "brown person" and my parents grew up around that time. I mean we actually OWN Coffee on DVD. Who the hell owns that? lol
Coffy?
(raises hand)
and I love the spoof "I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka!"
Coffy?
(raises hand)
and I love the spoof "I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka!"
Yes Coffy is the correct spelling.
I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka is a fucking CLASSIC.
Shit, I've gotta get that movie, man!
Yes you do! Where else can you see a main villan named "Dirty Dee" who hates being clean and saturates himself, his clothes, his cars, and his henchmen in dirt and the only way to defeat him is to clean him. He even pays for shipments of drugs with dirty suitcases filled with a mixture of dirt and money! If that's not outlandish then I don't know what is.
Kick. Ass.
In the words of Pootie Tang: "Well Potaria, I'm a pone toney, I've got my dillies on the peppa tain. Seppatown!"
In the words of Pootie Tang: "Well Potaria, I'm a pone toney, I've got my dillies on the peppa tain. Seppatown!"
Well, I don't quite know what that means, but... Erm...
I lost my train of thought. Damnit.
Well, I don't quite know what that means, but... Erm...
I lost my train of thought. Damnit.
The people in the movie understand him. For instance:
Bob Costas: It's been good having you by
Pootie Tang: I dabe the samie, I daaabe the samie. Cole me on the pannie sty
Bob Costas:...I'm sorry...what was that?
Pootie Tang....cole....cole me on the pannie sty...
Bob Costas: What the HELL are you talking about!?
Pootie Tang: *looks around*.....cole me down on the pannie sty?
Bob Costas: OOOOOOH Cole me DOWN on the pannie sty!
:p
This is only making more antsy to see it! Damnit!!
The people in the movie understand him. For instance:
Bob Costas: It's been good having you by
Pootie Tang: I dabe the samie, I daaabe the samie. Cole me on the pannie sty
Bob Costas:...I'm sorry...what was that?
Pootie Tang....cole....cole me on the pannie sty...
Bob Costas: What the HELL are you talking about!?
Pootie Tang: *looks around*.....cole me down on the pannie sty?
Bob Costas: OOOOOOH Cole me DOWN on the pannie sty!
:pAhem... I think I speak for most people when I say...
LINK PLEASE!
or at least more info...
Then go my son, travel accross the deserts and the mountains if you must, however you musnt fail your goal: Obtain a copy of Pootie Tang immediately!
Then go my son, travel accross the deserts and the mountains if you must, however you musnt fail your goal: Obtain a copy of Pootie Tang immediately!
I shall make it my quest! I WILL have the Pootie Tang!!
Then go my son, travel accross the deserts and the mountains if you must, however you musnt fail your goal: Obtain a copy of Pootie Tang immediately!*and so the quest begins... At www.IMDB.com, his journey is spurred on by the memorable qoute...
J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!
Ahem... I think I speak for most people when I say...
LINK PLEASE!
or at least more info...
lol, well there's no link for the entire movie but I can fill you in on exactly who Pootie Tang is.
Pootie Tang was born in Chicago and from an early age started speaking a new form of gibberish. From this early age he's always had a profound effect on women, not girls, grown ass women. His father had a magical belt(that he bought at piggly wiggly for $1.95) that he used to punish Pootie before he could do anything wrong( slap his hand really quick at the dinner table because he was slurping his soup for instance).
His father worked at a steel mill plant and that's where he had an accident on the job: He was mauled by a gorilla. On his deathbed, pootie's father handed down to him his belt and before he could tell pootie what his weakness is he died(Pootie's weakness is "hoes" lol). Pootie Tang grew up to be a crime fighter/musical artist/rolemodel to the kids and EVERYBODY loves him except for Dick Lector head of "corporate america". Pootie Tang makes PSA's telling kids not to drink alcohol or smoke so Dick Lector tries to take him down.
And that boys and girls is what Pootie Tang is about!
Mauled by a Gorilla in a steel mill? Holy shit, that's fucking brilliant!
Mauled by a Gorilla in a steel mill? Holy shit, that's fucking brilliant!
haha, yes it is but it's even more hilarious to watch! :p
haha, yes it is but it's even more hilarious to watch! :p
It has a scene for that? My god, this movie is pure gold! It might even be Platinum!!
It has a scene for that? My god, this movie is pure gold! It might even be Platinum!!
It shows waaay more than that. Some things SO outrageous you'll just have to say "what the fucking hell?".
It shows waaay more than that. Some things SO outrageous you'll just have to say "what the fucking hell?".
This is my kind of movie. It sounds like an even more fucked-up Naked Gun, and Naked Gun was seriously fucked up!
This is my kind of movie. It sounds like an even more fucked-up Naked Gun, and Naked Gun was seriously fucked up!
I LOVE Leslie Nelson movies, sometimes you just need to watch that kind of stuff. I don't think ANYTHING can top Hotshots Part Duex, that movie has me rolling on the fucking floor with laughter EVERY time.
This is my kind of movie. It sounds like an even more fucked-up Naked Gun, and Naked Gun was seriously fucked up!
Give me TOP SECRET anyday.
I LOVE Leslie Nelson movies, sometimes you just need to watch that kind of stuff.
The entire Naked Gun series was brilliant, and Spy-Hard was one hell of a ride.
And, you don't just need to watch these movies sometimes... You need to watch them at least once a week! Or twice!! Or thrice!!!
The entire Naked Gun series was brilliant, and Spy-Hard was one hell of a ride.
And, you don't just need to watch these movies sometimes... You need to watch them at least once a week! Or twice!! Or thrice!!!
lol, damn right!
My favorite scene from Hotshots Part Deux:
*one of the heros' sneaks behind an enemy mortar position and tilts the tube being used by the enemy to fire on his buddies directly into the air after they load it up*
*BOOOM*
*looks at the camera* "War...it's fantastic :)"
-snip-
I've not seen that yet, but I guess I should!
It's difficult to pick a favorite part of The Naked Gun. I like the part where Frank is in that Mexican guy's apartment (which he burns down and utterly destroys). I also like the part where Frank's out on the docks doing an investigation... The part with the wiseguy where they exchange about $30. That was gold.
I've not seen that yet, but I guess I should!
It's difficult to pick a favorite part of The Naked Gun. I like the part where Frank is in that Mexican guy's apartment (which he burns down and utterly destroys). I also like the part where Frank's out on the docks doing an investigation... The part with the wiseguy where they exchange about $30. That was gold.You gotta see the Police Squad Series. about 6 episodes. aired before the movies.
"he was the dirtiest manager in the business... word on the street said he had a piece of every boxer in the business"
*and behind him was a closet filled with arms, legs, a couple of heads.*
You gotta see the Police Squad Series. about 6 episodes. aired before the movies.
"he was the dirtiest manager in the business... word on the street said he had a piece of every boxer in the business"
*and behind him was a closet filled with arms, legs, a couple of heads.*
Yeah, I've seen two of those episodes. I've forgotten pretty much everything from them, though. They really need to air those on cable again.
Yeah, I've seen two of those episodes. I've forgotten pretty much everything from them, though. They really need to air those on cable again.
My all time favorite line from that series.
Mob Boss: Who are you and how'd you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm the Locksmith and.... I'm the Locksmith.
My all time favorite line from that series.
Mob Boss: Who are you and how'd you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm the Locksmith and.... I'm the Locksmith.
Wait a minute --- Leslie Nielsen had a part on the TV series? I thought Frank Drebin was just a character made for The Naked Gun!
Wait a minute --- Leslie Nielsen had a part on the TV series? I thought Frank Drebin was just a character made for The Naked Gun!He was Frank Drebin in the TV series too... with Alan North as Ed Hocken, and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
And Peter Lupus was Norberg.
He was Frank Drebin in the TV series too... with Alan North as Ed Hocken, and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
And Peter Lupus was Norberg.
Cool. Though I did especially like O.J. Simpson as Norberg (or was it Nordberg?).
Cool. Though I did especially like O.J. Simpson as Norberg (or was it Nordberg?).
he was a better Norberg... more intelligent.