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Yes, many attempts have been made to conquer the planet. But how many have actually claimed it?

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.

Thus, all of Earth is claimed by me.

Now, there's just one problem. I need to enforce my claim, and get nations to acknowledge my claim to the planet. That might take some time.


Come back in a year and check up on my progress, mm'kay?

Damn, you beat me to it.

Colodia hereby claims the planet

When were you born, Colodia?

When were you born, Colodia?
Um...1990.

Hey, it gives me plenty of time to claim the planet, eh? Hitler started too late and look what happened to him! (j/k...or AM I? No seriously, am I?)

I hereby refuse to surrender my humble 2x2 land mass, located in the middle of the pacific.

All claims MUST be submitted in triplicate.

Um...1990.

Hey, it gives me plenty of time to claim the planet, eh? Hitler started too late and look what happened to him! (j/k...or AM I? No seriously, am I?)

It just so happens that I was living on this big ball of dirt for 18 years before you were born... I think that gives me and a couple of other people squatter's rights. Maybe you should try Mars or Venus instead?

I claim Venus! (x3)

I, Kevady, claim the planet Saturn as of this April 9th of the year 2005 A.D. at 0:20 GMT+1.
I, Kevady, claim the planet Saturn as of this April 9th of the year 2005 A.D. at 0:20 GMT+1.
I, Kevady, claim the planet Saturn as of this April 9th of the year 2005 A.D. at 0:20 GMT+1.

It just so happens that I was living on this big ball of dirt for 18 years before you were born... I think that gives me and a couple of other people squatter's rights. Maybe you should try Mars or Venus instead?
Well now see, before I was born, you guys, erm...screwed up the planet. It is up to me and my innocent (although white and rapping) generation to fix it.

:D Do be careful of falling bombs, fighter planes, landmines, tanks, infantry units, and nuclear warheads and have a nice day! :D

can i turn liverpool into my own city state.

Scousers are so cuddlely.

I claim the rest of the universe as of this April 8th of the year 2005 at 23:22 GMT. Times three.
<edit> Sex bombs? THAT WAS MY IDEA! Stop being telepathic!</edit>

Can I be your Minister of Guam Affairs?

Blah the 8th was Yesterday!

Estimated number of stars in the universe: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 x 10^22

Total human population: 6,500,000,000

Number of stars per person: 1,538,461,538,461

Its okay, guys, there are enough to go round.

Estimated number of stars in the universe: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 x 10^22

Total human population: 6,500,000,000

Number of stars per person: 1,538,461,538,461

Its okay, guys, there are enough to go round.
So long as I get Sol. :)

Can I be the Head of the Ministry of Silly Walks?

Can I be the Head of the Ministry of Silly Walks?
You can be a security guard. How would you like that? You like that? You like that? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?

Estimated number of stars in the universe: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 x 10^22

Total human population: 6,500,000,000

Number of stars per person: 1,538,461,538,461

Its okay, guys, there are enough to go round.
Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine........

So long as I get Sol. :)

As someone who hasn't yet reached the age where it is legal to buy cigarettes, I think you just might have to wait a couple of years before ownership of a continuous massive nuclear explosion set to last a couple of billion years is passed over to you.

You can be a security guard. How would you like that? You like that? You like that? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
Please, I'll be a good Minister? Please?
*gives puppy face*
Please, I'll buy the beer.

Blah the 8th was Yesterday!
I'm still in the 8th. Sorry for living in the past! :D

As someone who hasn't yet reached the age where it is legal to buy cigarettes, I think you just might have to wait a couple of years before ownership of a continuous massive nuclear explosion set to last a couple of billion years is passed over to you.
So you'd trust the President with 5,000 nuclear weapons more than you trust Colodia with 20,000 nuclear weapons, all of the planet's military weapons and personnel, and the sun?

Can't claim Earth. It's already been claimed a zillion times over through the centuries. What you can do, however, is claim AIR. I claim all the air in the universe. Stop breathing or cough up. (Sorry for the pun).

So you'd trust the President with 5,000 nuclear weapons more than you trust Colodia with 20,000 nuclear weapons, all of the planet's military weapons and personnel, and the sun?

Who said I trusted the President?

Can't claim Earth. It's already been claimed a zillion times over through the centuries. What you can do, however, is claim AIR. I claim all the air in the universe. Stop breathing or cough up. (Sorry for the pun).
When people get furious when I install the "Breathing tax," you'll be in charge of answering to them!

Can't claim Earth. It's already been claimed a zillion times over through the centuries. What you can do, however, is claim AIR. I claim all the air in the universe. Stop breathing or cough up. (Sorry for the pun).
ALL CLAIMS MUST BE SUBMITTED IN TRIPLICATE.

I claim the air and sky
I claim the air and sky
I claim the air and sky

So long as we're all still clear on this.

I claim control of everyone x3. :)

I think it would be difficult to claim the Earth as all of its land (and the skies above it) and a large part of its waters have already been claimed by a large number of countries. The 'unclaimed' waters and skies are governed by the international community. And I believe that several treaties say that no one can claim space.

I claim the air and sky
I claim the air and sky
I claim the air and sky

Claim all you like boyo. I've got a much better idea:

I patent air. I'm sorry, but a few million years ago I created it. All of you, pay up. You owe me for using it.

More importantly, I want to collect back-payments!

well i'll sue your air then

Sorry Colodia, but you are too old and stupid to rule the world.

I, The Lightning Star, claims the Earth at 9:25 AM GMT-5 on April the tenth, 2005.

I get it because I am younger than Colodia, and because I am way cooler than all of you old geezers.

Pfft, I claim that everyone here fully backs me. So there!

Colodia hereby claims the planet.

Did you bring a flag? You can't claim anything without a flag.

well i'll sue your air then

?

How can you sue something I patented? That's like suing...a lawnmower. Or a frisbee. Or plastic.

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.
Oh yeah??? :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Did you bring a flag? You can't claim anything without a flag.
Dammit I was going to say that!

Yay for Eddie Izzard

Estimated number of stars in the universe: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 x 10^22

Total human population: 6,500,000,000

Number of stars per person: 1,538,461,538,461

Its okay, guys, there are enough to go round.

Oh sure, but that's before taxes. The government's gonna take a good portion of your stars, heaven knows how much you'll have left after they've had their fill. Then you'll have to be careful, because someone who gambled his stars away at a late-night poker game will try to mug you, and be like "gimme all your stars!" Then you'll have to buy star insurance, and once you're out of real money from protecting your stars from harm, you'll realize how much of an idiot you are. :rolleyes:

*hums Excalibur* Sorry, that's a song by GraveDigger, which is kinda what you are ... :p

Can I be the Head of the Ministry of Silly Walks?

NO! I'm the bloody Minister of Silly Walks


*Stomps Out of topic using a Right Foot Sumo,Left Foot Ice skater Combo*

Yes, many attempts have been made to conquer the planet. But how many have actually claimed it?

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.

Thus, all of Earth is claimed by me.


Over my dead body.

oh great, my attempt at mocking a gravedigger has turned me into one :(

Yes, many attempts have been made to conquer the planet. But how many have actually claimed it?

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.

Thus, all of Earth is claimed by me.

Now, there's just one problem. I need to enforce my claim, and get nations to acknowledge my claim to the planet. That might take some time.


Come back in a year and check up on my progress, mm'kay?
*shakes head* Not on my watch colo-boy.

I claim all conscious thought and actions, hence everything you say or do is mine by patent rights. You can no longer do anything while in control of yourself without asking my permission and paying me royalties. =)

I claim all conscious thought and actions, hence everything you say or do is mine by patent rights. You can no longer do anything while in control of yourself without asking my permission and paying me royalties. =)
sorry, your claim is in violation of the Geneva Convetion ... you lose :p

Aha, but the Geneva Convention is an article that was written with conscious thought. Thereby, I reserve the right to modify it at will. Which automatically excludes me from its more restrictive clauses.

Yes....bump my thread my minions...it's all coming together now...

Um...1990.

Hey, it gives me plenty of time to claim the planet, eh? Hitler started too late and look what happened to him! (j/k...or AM I? No seriously, am I?)

Hey, you're the same age as me... my b'day's in 10 days!! i'm excited... obviously...

EDIT: Congrats on claiming the Earth... ;)

Hey, you're the same age as me... my b'day's in 10 days!! i'm excited... obviously...

10 days. What do you want for your birthday?

Colodia,

I hate to have to "take care" of a young person such as yourself, especially one with so much spunk.
Sadly, I hate spunk.

Thing is, my plans for global dominmation are going along quite nicely, and you, therefore, aere competition.
Im afraid I'll have to have you executed.
Believe me, its nothing personal.

I may as well tell you that the current snags Im hitting have been the "Minion Factor", and the "Doomsday Device".

Ive decided to go with an army of Robot Ninjas.
Complete with failsafe devices so that no one can monkey with them and set them against me.

Problem is...robot ninjas....kinda thin on the ground.

The other is the DoomsDay device.
You cant take over the world without one.
Im going for "The Weather Dominator" .
Throwing hurricanes and tsunamis and things against uncooperative nations.

It will be such fun.

I would offer to let you join me, maybe as a Leuitenant or something, but only a fool hires a Leuitenant with ambitions of his own.

But the good news is, It wont be soon...gotta get those minions first.
That will give you some time to come up with a plan of your own.

The bad news is....Age and Treachery overcome Youth and Enthusiasm everytime.

I'm sorry, but this world is already under the complete, secret control of The Philosophers. I'm afraid you will all have to die now.

*twirls revolvers before shooting everyone else in topic*

I bet world war one started when European leaders jokingly started claiming things. It just got out of hand.

Hey, you're the same age as me... my b'day's in 10 days!! i'm excited... obviously...

EDIT: Congrats on claiming the Earth... ;)
By now it's 2 days away. I'm about a month after you.

Hi Colodia,

I don't really care if you claim the earth. I control in excess of 1 million different inhabited planets, many by far culturally and technologically superior to yours. In fact, I'm planning to blow up Terra in just a few minutes anyway. Its inhabitants were really screwing it up, and it's about time it got DEATed from the grand scheme of everything.

And I know about all of your pitiful attempts to overthrow me. I assure you, none of them will ever succeed. I will triumph! Hahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! </maniacal laughter>

*recovers* At any rate, you will be blown up in 30 minutes. Have a nice day. :)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Meet Earth. Bomb-proof. :D

Whoever controls Earth will be irrelevant when I have successfully overwritten every Earth citizen's DNA with my own and created a planet full of demented wackos just like me. :p

Don't think you'll be excluded, Colodia. When mud starts to look like a tempting way to cool off, you'll know it's working. :D

Meet Earth. Bomb-proof. :DOh, I would never be so simple as to use a bomb. ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I claim all dark matter and dark energy and alternate dimensions including parallel universes.
I claim all dark matter and dark energy and alternate dimensions including all parallel universes.
I claim all dark matter and dark energy and alternate dimensions including all parallel universes.

I'm 99% of EVERYTHING!!! w00t!!

I claim all dark matter and dark energy and alternate dimensions including parallel universes.
I claim all dark matter and dark energy and alternate dimensions including all parallel universes.
I claim all dark matter and dark energy and alternate dimensions including all parallel universes.

I'm 99% of EVERYTHING!!! w00t!!
What you own is worth less than a dollar. :D

What you own is worth less than a dollar. :D

IS NOT!!! Especially when I extort everyone by threatening to pull them thru a wormhole to a parallel universe with no oxygen! BWAHHAHAHAHA Heck, make it an acid atmosphere... With black holes all over... I could go on and on... but I'll just stop... My point:

IS NOT! :p

Thank you for the idea Hyperslackovicznia. Under my prior claim of all conscious thought, that idea is now mine and only mine to use. =p

Thank you for the idea Hyperslackovicznia. Under my prior claim of all conscious thought, that idea is now mine and only mine to use. =p

NO, IT ISN'T. I thought of it subconsciously and typed it out while in a trance! MINE! :sniper: You can't have it... there was nothing conscious about it!

(I'm rarely conscious when I post! ;) )

MINE!

Colodia, I declare wa.... screw it. Don't come near my house, it is soverign land of Mt-tau. If you don't think I am serious look at those communists who tried stealing my lawn gnomes. I still find strange that after a week the trash guys haven't picked em up off the sidewalk. :D

Colodia, I declare wa.... screw it. Don't come near my house, it is soverign land of Mt-tau. If you don't think I am serious look at those communists who tried stealing my lawn gnomes. I still find strange that after a week the trash guys haven't picked em up off the sidewalk. :D
Is it a holiday week? They'll come tommorrow.

As your Overlord, I know these things.

NO, IT ISN'T. I thought of it subconsciously and typed it out while in a trance! MINE! :sniper: You can't have it... there was nothing conscious about it!

(I'm rarely conscious when I post! ;) )

MINE!


Just a reminder!!! :D :D :D Yes, MINE.

Is it a holiday week? They'll come tommorrow.

As your Overlord, I know these things.

What kind of overload lets communists lie on the sidewalk for a week. Pretty sad dude. ;)

NO, IT ISN'T. I thought of it subconsciously and typed it out while in a trance! MINE! :sniper: You can't have it... there was nothing conscious about it!

(I'm rarely conscious when I post! ;) )

MINE!

Did I forget to mention this clause? It also covers all thought now. So instead of yours, its mine. Thank you and have a nice day.

Whoever controls Earth will be irrelevant when I have successfully overwritten every Earth citizen's DNA with my own and created a planet full of demented wackos just like me. :p

Don't think you'll be excluded, Colodia. When mud starts to look like a tempting way to cool off, you'll know it's working. :D

Damn summers. Quite hot here. Hey, look at that field. Maybe I'll just...





NOOOOOOO!

:p

What kind of overload lets communists lie on the sidewalk for a week. Pretty sad dude. ;)Oh, I'm sorry, I had much more important things to worry about. Communists are definitely not in my line. The only reason why I left them there was because I liked the way they looked against the sidewalk.;)

If you don't like'em there, tough. They'll stay.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Colodia, I want to be your Minister of Common Sense. I also want to rule Miami as a City-State.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/

Don't forget to follow the rules!

Did I forget to mention this clause? It also covers all thought now. So instead of yours, its mine. Thank you and have a nice day.

IT IS MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. THERE WAS NO CLAUSE AT THE TIME SO YOU'RE SCREWED!!! HA!!!!

Thank you, and have a nice day without my stuff!!! :p

Of course there was a clause. If you look at the fullstop at the end of my sentence in the first post, you will realize that it is actually a microdot of super-condensed text, stating that as of immediate effect, all thought, regardless of source or condition, is exclusively mine to use, modify or discard as I see fit.

Not quite the Santa Clause, but the NAS clause.

Yes, many attempts have been made to conquer the planet. But how many have actually claimed it?

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.

Thus, all of Earth is claimed by me.

Now, there's just one problem. I need to enforce my claim, and get nations to acknowledge my claim to the planet. That might take some time.


Come back in a year and check up on my progress, mm'kay?

The People's Republic of Coquetvia will never accept your claims to the Planet Earth.

The People's Republic of Coquetvia will never acknowledge your claim, and will do everything in it's power to ensure that other nations do not acknowledge your claim.

The Coquetvian people find your ridiculous claims to the Planet Earth offensive to them personally, and an insult to the proud history of the People's Republic of Coquetvia, and all other sovereign nations.

Can i have Australia, or the Adelaide Hills atleast... please... :( i'll cry if you won't let me... *crys*

Damn summers. Quite hot here. Hey, look at that field. Maybe I'll just...





NOOOOOOO!

:p
Resistance is futile. :)

*randomly shoots gun into the air*

Yeah! Betcha scared of me now, eh? Yeah...!

*randomly shoots gun into the air*

Yeah! Betcha scared of me now, eh? Yeah...!

Watch for the bullets on the way down..

*randomly shoots gun into the air*

Yeah! Betcha scared of me now, eh? Yeah...!

Umm, yeah... completely terrified... *coughs* ;)

*randomly shoots gun into the air*

Yeah! Betcha scared of me now, eh? Yeah...!

No, but I think you might have to worry about the police knocking on your door about the sudden shootings.

Toodles ^^

You may claim the Earth.

*I claim Colodia*
*I claim Colodia*
*I claim Colodia*

What an odd but strangely quaint little thread.

Ah what a foolish error. You forgot to bagsy so you lose. Bagsy earth! You cant defy the international law of bagsy.

I hate it when people 'shotgun' things. They escalate to bazooka.

then I hit em with H-bomb.

But of course this all masks that the quickest or strongest will get it first.

I hate it when people 'shotgun' things. They escalate to bazooka.

then I hit em with H-bomb.

But of course this all masks that the quickest or strongest will get it first.

Yeah, it doesnt really do much, but if you defy bagsy you go to hell. Unless you bagsy heaven.

''Yes, many attempts have been made to conquer the planet. But how many have actually claimed it?

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.

Thus, all of Earth is claimed by me.

Now, there's just one problem. I need to enforce my claim, and get nations to acknowledge my claim to the planet. That might take some time.


Come back in a year and check up on my progress, mm'kay?''

How do I care?
Let me count the ways...




Done.

''Yes, many attempts have been made to conquer the planet. But how many have actually claimed it?

I, Colodia, claim the planet Earth as of this April 8th of the year 2005 A.D. at 3:09 PST.

Thus, all of Earth is claimed by me.

Now, there's just one problem. I need to enforce my claim, and get nations to acknowledge my claim to the planet. That might take some time.


Come back in a year and check up on my progress, mm'kay?''

How do I care?
Let me count the ways...




Done.

If thats a response to me, he still didnt bagsy. If only Hitler had bagsied we would all speak German.

Thank god Bagsy doesnt translate into german well.

Do you think Bagsy is just a Uk thing?

Do you think Bagsy is just a Uk thing?

I dont know, but if it is no one has bagsied america....I guess it must be in America at least. Most people are American here, so does anyone American know bagsy?

First post +1? Ahem...

Dunno if we have one word for "baggsy", but...come on..... "baggsy"? I mean..."baggsy"?

Oh, and I hereby submit this previous thought to the guy who claimed all thought, who's name I'm to lazy to look up. I'll probably scroll back and say, "Oh, that's the guy," after I post. Oh. *Submits that thought*

Colodia, if you want to claim Earth, take it somewhere else. No-one from this bag of jokers is going to reinforce your claim. My "Ruler of the Universe" thing got me into nothing but a whole lot of trouble. And that's me, who am really unpopular anyway. I don't like you that much, because you act like an asshole towards me and practically everyone else too, but that doesn't mean I can't give you advice.

Basically, GET OUT!!! :D

Colodia, if you want to claim Earth, take it somewhere else. No-one from this bag of jokers is going to reinforce your claim. My "Ruler of the Universe" thing got me into nothing but a whole lot of trouble. And that's me, who am really unpopular anyway. I don't like you that much, because you act like an asshole towards me and practically everyone else too, but that doesn't mean I can't give you advice.

Basically, GET OUT!!! :D
*slaps you in the face*

Let me tell you what I was thinking when I read your post.
1. Hmm, apparently he wants me to take Earth somewhere else!
2. He has a bag of cards. How...odd.
3. He claimed to be Ruler of the Universe? Hahahahahahaaha!
4. Got into trouble? Pfft...amateurs.
5. Of course that's you. Who else would it be?
6. Yep. Can't argue with that unpopularness of Czardus! Hey, that rhymes!
7. What...he...he DOESN'T like me? After I bloody fed him cat food from the streets of New York?
8. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE OPINIONS THAT ESCAPE MY ALL-SEEING EYES?
9. Oh gee, thanks!

I went through a lot of emotional trauma reading that.

ALL HAIL COLODIA
I claim your mum... x3

Earth?!?!

Dagnabbit! I've gotten on the wrong FLIGHT again!!

Dr. Bong

*slaps you in the face*

Let me tell you what I was thinking when I read your post.
1. Hmm, apparently he wants me to take Earth somewhere else!
2. He has a bag of cards. How...odd.
3. He claimed to be Ruler of the Universe? Hahahahahahaaha!
4. Got into trouble? Pfft...amateurs.
5. Of course that's you. Who else would it be?
6. Yep. Can't argue with that unpopularness of Czardus! Hey, that rhymes!
7. What...he...he DOESN'T like me? After I bloody fed him cat food from the streets of New York?
8. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE OPINIONS THAT ESCAPE MY ALL-SEEING EYES?
9. Oh gee, thanks!

I went through a lot of emotional trauma reading that.And don't misspell my name! :mad:

And don't misspell my name! :mad:
Just not important or popular enough. 8)

Just not important or popular enough. 8)Is "8)" even a smilie, Culodia? I think you mean :cool:

( :D )

Is "8)" even a smilie, Culodia? I think you mean :cool:

( :D )
Damn backwards, metric-using, "colour" spelling, .co.uk swiping British fools that run this board!

Damn backwards, metric-using, "colour" spelling, .co.uk swiping British fools that run this board!I say, you've got used to it... we jolly well don't like you American blokes coming over and invading our favourite forum board, what! :D (Please don't tell me Brits still talk like this... ;))

I say, you've got used to it... we jolly well don't like you American blokes coming over and invading our favourite forum board, what! :D (Please don't tell me Brits still talk like this... ;))
They do.

*checks watch*

Great Scots! I say, it appears it is tea-time!

They do.

*checks watch*

Great Scots! I say, it appears it is tea-time!It's not. Even over there in California, it's nearly 2000 hrs; tea-time usually falls around 1830. (Not AD. If you want it in 12-hr, that's 6:30.)

Yay, I am here again.

I, Ankhmet (or Lunarsandwich) hereby claim total control of the Universe as of Monday, July 4th 2005.
The Lunarsandwich

I, Ankhmet (or Lunarsandwich) hereby claim total control of the Universe as of Monday, July 4th 2005.
The Lunarsandwich

I, Ankhmet (or Lunarsandwich) hereby claim total control of the Universe as of Monday, July 4th 2005.
The Lunarsandwich

Well screw all of you!
I claim the afterlife! its mine alright!!

All religious institutions have to give me a 5% commission on everything they earn, plus 100€ per soul wishing to get into heaven. Or 30€ if they wish to go to hell. take that ya bastards.

And for all of you that don't beleive in life afterdeath stuff, it will cost you 200€ or i'll stick you in heaven just to piss you off that you guys were wrong and those annoying religious people were right!

your souls are mine for eternity. muahahahaha.

Oh yeah, and i claim this forum as well!

But because i'm such a nice guy i'll let you all still post, etc...

see how nice i am :)

Well screw all of you!
I claim the afterlife! its mine alright!!

All religious institutions have to give me a 5% commission on everything they earn, plus 100€ per soul wishing to get into heaven. Or 30€ if they wish to go to hell. take that ya bastards.

And for all of you that don't beleive in life afterdeath stuff, it will cost you 200€ or i'll stick you in heaven just to piss you off that you guys were wrong and those annoying religious people were right!

your souls are mine for eternity. muahahahaha.
Haha, we Americans don't pay with that kinda money. We use dollars and cents. So ha.

I, The Silver Sky, claim the after life as of 15-07-2005 5:57 GMT!
I, The Silver Sky, claim the after life as of 15-07-2005 5:57 GMT!
I, The Silver Sky, claim the after life as of 15-07-2005 5:57 GMT!

Hahahahahaha!!!!! I get to decide what happens to you when you die!!!!!

(Remember, all claims must be submitted in triplicate!)

I, Ankhmet, claim the post of supreme deity, and immortal ruler of the universe, as of Friday 15th June 2005. Taking effect as of 7:30 AM GMT.
I, Ankhmet, claim the post of supreme deity, and immortal ruler of the universe, as of Friday 15th June 2005. Taking effect as of 7:30 AM GMT.
I, Ankhmet, claim the post of supreme deity, and immortal ruler of the universe, as of Friday 15th June 2005. Taking effect as of 7:30 AM GMT.

Suck that. You're all going to hell.

Well screw all of you!
I claim the afterlife! its mine alright!!

All religious institutions have to give me a 5% commission on everything they earn, plus 100€ per soul wishing to get into heaven. Or 30€ if they wish to go to hell. take that ya bastards.

And for all of you that don't beleive in life afterdeath stuff, it will cost you 200€ or i'll stick you in heaven just to piss you off that you guys were wrong and those annoying religious people were right!

your souls are mine for eternity. muahahahaha.
That's not so bad.

and to the smart asses out there.

Exchange rates of the day apply, should you not have € present. NO CHECKS!

Damn backwards, metric-using, "colour" spelling, .co.uk swiping British fools that run this board!

I'll have you know you forwards imperial-using 'color' spelling, .com swiping American fools that I thought did run this board, our spelling of colour is correct! You Americans changed it because it was too hard for all the immigrants. Score 1!

I'll have you know you forwards imperial-using 'color' spelling, .com swiping American fools that I thought did run this board, our spelling of colour is correct! You Americans changed it because it was too hard for all the immigrants. Score 1!
Ah-hem *points to domain name


Even though this forum is dominated by Americans, it is essentially UKish.

Aw, it's cute how all these newbies think anyone still cares about this old thread :D

You sir, are almost a newbie.

I think of this thread as more of my social-personal thread than a claim to Earth now.

Though they might move this thread to spam if the mods thought so too. Hopefully they won't figure it out.

I think of this thread as more of my social-personal thread than a claim to Earth now.

Though they might move this thread to spam if the mods thought so too. Hopefully they won't figure it out.
lol, I was just gonna post, how is this still not in the spam forum!?

lol, I was just gonna post, how is this still not in the spam forum!?
Because the mods think this is the worst conspiracy since "Max Barry is God and we're all his creatures." :D

I, Ankhmet, claim the post of supreme deity, and immortal ruler of the universe, as of Friday 15th June 2005. Taking effect as of 7:30 AM GMT.
I, Ankhmet, claim the post of supreme deity, and immortal ruler of the universe, as of Friday 15th June 2005. Taking effect as of 7:30 AM GMT.
I, Ankhmet, claim the post of supreme deity, and immortal ruler of the universe, as of Friday 15th June 2005. Taking effect as of 7:30 AM GMT.

Suck that. You're all going to hell.Too late. I claimed it as of Friday 3rd September 494561344 BCE. Taking effect as of 0:00 GMT... oh, why do I even bother? :headbang:

Achtung, didn't you just have ~2000 posts the other day? :confused:

I think of this thread as more of my social-personal thread than a claim to Earth now.

Though they might move this thread to spam if the mods thought so too. Hopefully they won't figure it out.Nah, they just consider it yet another immature attempt by a childish adolescent male to take control over a world they know is really controlled by Myrth aka Max Barry aka Czardas aka J.K. Rowling aka King George III aka [violet] aka Cogitation aka Kervoskia!!!

:cool:

Achtung, didn't you just have ~2000 posts the other day? :confused:
lol, I've been a busy boy lately! :D

lol, I've been a busy boy lately! :DOh, you're a boy...wasn't clear. (I am too! Darn the Jolt titles! "Cabbage patch girl", nothing!*) :D



* Why does that sound like a particularly offensive brand of pornography? Or is it my sick, twisted, perverted, disillusioned mind?

Oh, you're a boy...wasn't clear. (I am too! Darn the Jolt titles! "Cabbage patch girl", nothing!*) :D



* Why does that sound like a particularly offensive brand of pornography? Or is it my sick, twisted, perverted, disillusioned mind?
yup...hence my increased increase in increasing post count! :)

It is just your sick, twisted, perverted, disillusioned mind! But now that you mention it... :D

yup...hence my increased increase in increasing post count! :) Haven't you guessed already? The only reason why I'm here tonight is to spam my way out of the cabbage patch!

Haven't you guessed already? The only reason why I'm here tonight is to spam my way out of the cabbage patch!
sweet!

sweet!((That would make a great line in someone's siggy you know...not mine or yours, but you can recommend it to someone.))

Nah, they just consider it yet another immature attempt by a childish adolescent male to take control over a world they know is really controlled by Myrth aka Max Barry aka Czardas aka J.K. Rowling aka King George III aka [violet] aka Cogitation aka Kervoskia!!!

:cool:
????

Harlesburg does not recognise the claim to 'the planet'
'the planet' is Harlesburg's and will not tolerate any action that suggest otherwise.

However everyone is free to be oppressed in my planet or to live as they normally do as of right now.

????

Harlesburg does not recognise the claim to 'the planet'
'the planet' is Harlesburg's and will not tolerate any action that suggest otherwise.

However everyone is free to be oppressed in my planet or to live as they normally do as of right now.
Cute, you remind me of me when I thought it was the American government that controlled America, instead of The Illuminati. ;)

????Kervoskia created the "World Domination" thread

Harlesburg does not recognise the claim to 'the planet'
'the planet' is Harlesburg's and will not tolerate any action that suggest otherwise.

However everyone is free to be oppressed in my planet or to live as they normally do as of right now.Which planet do you refer to my friend? ;)

Kervoskia created the "World Domination" thread
Which planet do you refer to my friend? ;)
Oh..

And

I left it vague for a reason. ;)

Kervoskia created the "World Domination" thread
You'll realize he only plans on invading AND he made the thread AFTER I made this thread.

I win. :D

Oh..

And

I left it vague for a reason. ;)You would...

I'm notorious for saying that all the time.
Someone: And he got all upset because he became DS instead of LDS...
Me: He would.

Someone else: [sarcastically] I didn't know that was fashionable.
Me: [looks at her disdainfully] You wouldn't.

One reason why I have so few friends. :D

You'll realize he only plans on invading AND he made the thread AFTER I made this thread.

I win. :DWhen did you make this thread?

And anyway his garnered 1,500+ posts and yours has only 120? His was more popular. You lose.

You'll realize he only plans on invading AND he made the thread AFTER I made this thread.

I win. :DWhen did you make this thread?

And anyway his garnered 1,500+ posts and yours has only 120? His was more popular. You lose.

You sir, are almost a newbie.
I, sir, don't have to explain myself to you, but as a matter of fact my first nation was created in April of 2003.

Too late. I claimed it as of Friday 3rd September 494561344 BCE. Taking effect as of 0:00 GMT... oh, why do I even bother? :headbang:

Achtung, didn't you just have ~2000 posts the other day? :confused:


You merely said control of the afterlife. Pooface :)

Or have I lurst tha abeelity tu rid and wrate gued?

When did you make this thread?

And anyway his garnered 1,500+ posts and yours has only 120? His was more popular. You lose.
If I made a thread offering hot buttsecks to random strangers, I'm sure it would have as many posts as well as a thread that offers nations to random strangers. :D

If I made a thread offering hot buttsecks to random strangers, I'm sure it would have as many posts as well as a thread that offers nations to random strangers. :DIt would have more, knowing this forum. :p

None of this will matter, in time. The Chaos Bringer approaches.


Unicron is coming.

Unicron is coming.
ooh, I love unicorns! :D

None of this will matter, in time. The Chaos Bringer approaches.


Unicron is coming.
Can he eat me first, so that my telepathic ability can link to his and I can be a chaos bringer?

None of this will matter, in time. The Chaos Bringer approaches.


Unicron is coming.
We will make the unicorns mate with our donkeys. So that the offspring will be deformed and infertile, and unable to carry on their reign of rainbow terror to the next generation.

If I were to, say... kill Colodia, would that mean that the planet is mine? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

If I were to, say... kill Colodia, would that mean that the planet is mine? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
No, that would mean you just have a real bloody mess to clean up because I'll shit all over you as I'm slowly dying and I'll surely puke all over your face so that you'll never leave the crime scene clean! :D

If I were to, say... kill Colodia, would that mean that the planet is mine? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gifIt would, as a matter of fact, why?


But when the final battle comes, I'll take Colodia. You can take on his countless hordes of foul minions (a total of a horse, a dead rat, three pink bunnies, and a piece of tin foil). ;)

It would, as a matter of fact, why?


But when the final battle comes, I'll take Colodia. You can take on his countless hordes of foul minions (a total of a horse, a dead rat, three pink bunnies, and a piece of tin foil). ;)
We've been recruiting. You can add the latest Harry Potter book to the list. ;)

No, that would mean you just have a real bloody mess to clean up because I'll shit all over you as I'm slowly dying and I'll surely puke all over your face so that you'll never leave the crime scene clean! :D
Oh, ok. Nevermind then. http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

It would, as a matter of fact, why?

No reason. http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

We've been recruiting. You can add the latest Harry Potter book to the list. ;)Aaaah! Not the Half-Blood Prince! *flees*