NationStates Jolt Archive


Need Cash Now?

Drunk commies reborn
08-04-2005, 00:16
Sure you do. Whether you want to pay your bills off or just take that vacation of your dreams you need cash. "But Drunk, where do I get said cash without having to do anything as demeaning as work or illegal as sheep pimping?" Easy! The answer is here. www.wewantyoursoul.com

Yes, by just selling your soul you can have all the cash you need. Hell, you weren't using it anyway.
Neo-Anarchists
08-04-2005, 00:26
I posted a thread about this a while back, I think.
Drunk commies reborn
08-04-2005, 00:28
I posted a thread about this a while back, I think.
Sorry. I'll post in moderation to have it deleted.
Neo-Anarchists
08-04-2005, 00:31
Sorry. I'll post in moderation to have it deleted.
What?
Why?
:confused:

It's been two months since my topic was posted.
Santa Barbara
08-04-2005, 01:00
I lost my soul after a night of heavy drinking. I just puked that sucker up and couldn't find it later.

I looked all over.
Swimmingpool
08-04-2005, 01:01
You want money? Work you socialist bastard!
Santa Barbara
08-04-2005, 01:06
You want money? Work you socialist bastard!

Hey, souls are goods. Selling them on the free market is capitalism, not socialism! There should be soul exchanges, really. Then we could compare the relative worths of everyone's soul.

It's true it takes no work to own your soul, but presumably there's labor involved in the tortures of Hell for all eternity.