NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, lately I've been hearing some funny (to many anyway) quotes from some different friends, so figured I'd make a post where people can compile a list of quotes they've heard (outside of songs, movies, etc) and read...


Here's some I've heard
neways i better be off, people to do things to see
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And while we are getting stronger, the world is a force to be reckoned with. (during a role play game on World Leaders - break off of NS)
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ViZ didn't screw up much, but when he did, it was a cluster-fuck of momentous proportions. (during another role play game here on NS)
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*almost gets hit by person driving on our side of the road* He's got a small dick! Bad drivers have small dicks... Hiro, you're a bad driver! (Hiro=me)
My reply:
You can't even drive! hehe, took him a second to catch on... ROFL and LMAO

yeah check out this site!

http://www.overheardindublin.com/

Conversation overheard in an art gallery by my best mate (she even wrote me a letter to tell me about it, and preserve the moment forever :p )

Kids: "Who's that in the picture?"
Young mother: "Thats Christ our lord that is, on the cross"
Kids: "Who killed him?"
Mother: "The pirate"
Kids: "When?"
Mother: "Two millenia ago, thats two million years. Are you two Protestant or Catholic?"
Kids: "We're English"

I actually voted for the 87 Billion before I voted against it

That's my favorite. LOL