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Which Nser do you think would rule the world?

Jenrak
07-04-2005, 21:11
I'm saying me, because I know what's what. Especially aliens.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Riverlund
07-04-2005, 21:22
Nah, I'd totally pwn you. What the world needs is a benevolent despot to point out where everyone has gone wrong and force them to do it the right way while pointing out it's in their own best interest; that'd be me.
Jenrak
07-04-2005, 21:24
Yeah right. I all ready have a plan. Do you? On another note, who else?
The Internet Tough Guy
07-04-2005, 21:25
Trick question, I already rule the world. Its about time for you guys to get with the program.
Evil Arch Conservative
07-04-2005, 21:25
I've given it careful thought. I'd say me.
Sarzonia
07-04-2005, 21:27
I'd say Sdaeriji. As long as I get to be Prime Minister or something.
Ankhmet
07-04-2005, 21:27
Hah. My Illuminati control you tough guy. You are a pawn in our game.
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 21:28
Oh come on, we all know it's the women who wear the pants even here....I took over ages ago! :rolleyes:
The Internet Tough Guy
07-04-2005, 21:30
Hah. My Illuminati control you tough guy. You are a pawn in our game.

Hey as long as I get to torture and execute dissenters, I will gladly be a figurehead.
The Internet Tough Guy
07-04-2005, 21:32
Oh come on, we all know it's the women who wear the pants even here....I took over ages ago! :rolleyes:

Pffft. You only make like 75-80% of what us male tyrants make. You have got a long way to go.
Jenrak
07-04-2005, 21:33
*mumbles* Idiots. Don't know that I am the true ruler and that they are all designs to serve their endless purpose.
Ankhmet
07-04-2005, 21:35
Hey as long as I get to torture and execute dissenters, I will gladly be a figurehead.

It's a deal. you even get a mini guillotine for your desk.
Santa Barbara
07-04-2005, 21:36
Rulership is overrated. I'm the one with teh real world powa!
Xanaz
07-04-2005, 21:36
I think it would have to be a mod.. maybe Rep or Stephistan. Myrth could rule the world too!
Alexonium
07-04-2005, 21:37
No one can; too many divisions.
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 21:37
Pffft. You only make like 75-80% of what us male tyrants make. You have got a long way to go.

Not any more we don't!
I now pay myself 110% of the worlds wealth and have cut down on male tyranteering, they are only allowed to shine their leaders stilletto boots now (and must pay for the privelage) :)
Occidio Multus
07-04-2005, 21:39
Pffft. You only make like 75-80% of what us male tyrants make. You have got a long way to go.
oh please. i have every quality a male tyrant has, plus breasts and a vagina. no combination more lethal than that.
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 21:40
oh please. i have every quality a male tyrant has, plus breasts and a vagina. no combination more lethal than that.

Not to mention the vicious pmt days when NO MAN can out evil a woman! :mad:
Occidio Multus
07-04-2005, 21:43
Not to mention the vicious pmt days when NO MAN can out evil a woman! :mad:
maybe for you. but i even did away with the "monthly factor". PMS is very emotional, and emotions are a sign of weakness.
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 21:46
maybe for you. but i even did away with the "monthly factor". PMS is very emotional, and emotions are a sign of weakness.

Oh my dear child, when you have ahd as much experience in manipulating the male populations of this NS world, you will realise that emotions are what keeps them afraid, very very afraid......

Come, sit by me and I will show you the way and perhaps one day, this will be all yours.......... ;)
Occidio Multus
07-04-2005, 22:09
Oh my dear child, when you have ahd as much experience in manipulating the male populations of this NS world, you will realise that emotions are what keeps them afraid, very very afraid......

Come, sit by me and I will show you the way and perhaps one day, this will be all yours.......... ;)
you must be new. you have no idea who you are talking to , or the atrocities i have commited on these boards.
Niini
07-04-2005, 22:12
Trick question, I already rule the world. Its about time for you guys to get with the program.


Yes, but I'm the puppet master. You dance as I pull the
strings ;)
Alien Born
07-04-2005, 22:17
I'm saying me, because I know what's what. Especially aliens.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just a minute there. You have no idea whatsoever as to what we are doing, who we are, where we rule. Stop deluding yourself you snivelling little bipedal humanoid.

Translator and spokesman for the Aliens
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 22:22
Not to mention the vicious pmt days when NO MAN can out evil a woman! :mad:

Oh yes! I become the antichrist on those days!!! I even get the demon voice... (seriously).... People have told me to stop it when I do that voice as it's that creepy... I just think I'd be best to rule the world... probably just because I'm that megalomaniacal!

(Excuse any spelling errors... lack of sleep here!!! :p )

So, Hype as Bitch Goddess, who would work out a global economy that works no matter what it takes!!!

If anyone is familiar w/Amy Chua's book "World on Fire"... that's where we start.... :)
The Internet Tough Guy
07-04-2005, 22:27
Not any more we don't!
I now pay myself 110% of the worlds wealth and have cut down on male tyranteering, they are only allowed to shine their leaders stilletto boots now (and must pay for the privelage) :)

I suppose they're letting you into the union, now. :rolleyes:

Next thing you know they will let you on our private golf course.
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 22:32
you must be new. you have no idea who you are talking to , or the atrocities i have commited on these boards.

Ah but I do my dear, for I am the one who has been watching as you comitted them.
I must admit, I'd give you an 8/10...... ;)
Zatarack
07-04-2005, 22:34
No one can; too many divisions.

Not if you improve agriculture, inflict minimal damage to the infrastructure, and set up a police/military force to stop the conflicts.
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 22:36
I suppose they're letting you into the union, now. :rolleyes:

Next thing you know they will let you on our private golf course.

Oh we closed that down months ago!
It's now a creche, so that you tyranteers can earn a crust and take your rightful place looking after the children, you are so much more tender than we tyrantesses..... :)
Alien Born
07-04-2005, 22:38
Not if you improve agriculture, inflict minimal damage to the infrastructure, and set up a police/military force to stop the conflicts.

You forgot to mention the ruthless and inexorable slaughter of those that disagree with the ruler, regardless of age, gender, race, or disabilites. (We are an equal opportunities dictatorship)
Jenrak
07-04-2005, 22:40
You are all delusional. I *am* ruler of the world!
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 22:42
Oh we closed that down months ago!
It's now a creche, so that you tyranteers can earn a crust and take your rightful place looking after the children, you are so much more tender than we tyrantesses..... :)

I like the way you think Val.... So do we get to join a union and golf course, or am I just on the wrong thread here... Even tho I should rule the world... Matter of fact, Val, whom I've never met, and I could probably do a good job!
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 22:44
You are all delusional. I *am* ruler of the world!

Oh don't be silly!

Here.....*passes rubber gloves*.....be a dear and finish that washing up would you?
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 22:48
I like the way you think Val.... So do we get to join a union and golf course, or am I just on the wrong thread here... Even tho I should rule the world... Matter of fact, Val, whom I've never met, and I could probably do a good job!

Well we could start a sisterhood and take turns, it would give us time to get our hair done and buy new sharp 80's style power dress suites.

We tyrantesses need to look our best don't we? :D
imported_ViZion
07-04-2005, 22:50
Jarridia!

Vote Jarrod 2024 in USA Presidential Election! I am! :p
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 22:51
Oh don't be silly!

Here.....*passes rubber gloves*.....be a dear and finish that washing up would you?

Crikey... everyone thinks they rule the world.... (Oh GOD! A horrid song just popped into my head!!!!) BLEAHHHH!!!!

It'll be me... w/minions/staff to do most of the work... after all, my nation Is Hyperslackovicznia... and the "slack" isn't there for nothing.... I just give orders... ;)
Children of Valkyrja
07-04-2005, 22:56
Crikey... everyone thinks they rule the world.... (Oh GOD! A horrid song just popped into my head!!!!) BLEAHHHH!!!!

It'll be me... w/minions/staff to do most of the work... after all, my nation Is Hyperslackovicznia... and the "slack" isn't there for nothing.... I just give orders... ;)

Now now Hyper.... don't get errrrr....hyper...
Stay calm deep breaths, there htats better now isn't it? :)
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 23:55
Now now Hyper.... don't get errrrr....hyper...
Stay calm deep breaths, there htats better now isn't it? :)


OK all better... but the 80s wardrobe is a turnoff for me. I prefer leather and 7" spiked platform sandals... (fetish shoes). If you're tough, you gotta look it!!!
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 00:15
*sigh*
Ok then I'll wear me biker's gear and dig out all me studded belts and new rocks (or should I wear the thigh length boots?)
Decisions decisions........
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 00:28
*sigh*
Ok then I'll wear me biker's gear and dig out all me studded belts and new rocks (or should I wear the thigh length boots?)
Decisions decisions........

Not bikers my dear.... Dominatrix gear!!!!!! Hey... I rhymed! :p
Lunatic Retard Robots
08-04-2005, 00:31
I would probably be a protester massacred when the ruler of NS's army opens fire on the demonstration...either that or a hapless bystander caught in the middle of a top-secret operation.
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 01:10
there's a simple way of sorting this out...

take my quiz!!


http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/quizpu.php?testid=1112916935 :)
Santa Barbara
08-04-2005, 01:13
For 40 % you are: According to your choices, the NSer who should be put in charge of the world is...

Pure Metal.

evidently a wonderful leader, PM should rule the world.
do i detect a hint of dissent? I'll get stabby!
100.00 % of 1 Quiz participants had this profile!

There weren't any other candidates, were there?

Well I still get the job of running everything behind the scenes.
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 01:14
For 40 % you are: According to your choices, the NSer who should be put in charge of the world is...

Pure Metal.

evidently a wonderful leader, PM should rule the world.
do i detect a hint of dissent? I'll get stabby!
100.00 % of 1 Quiz participants had this profile!

There weren't any other candidates, were there?

Well I still get the job of running everything behind the scenes.
of course not :D

and help me keep this little conspiracy under wraps and there's a lucrative position for you... ;)
Santa Barbara
08-04-2005, 01:16
of course not :D

and help me keep this little minor incident under peaceful control and there's a lucrative position for you... ;)

But of course. ;)
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 01:19
But of course. ;)
a good start... your highness ;)


*hands out tazers*
Jenrak
08-04-2005, 01:24
No! Tazers!
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 01:25
No! Tazers!
its all i can afford... for now


*prints money*
Neutered Sputniks
08-04-2005, 01:25
I would probably be a protester massacred when the ruler of NS's army opens fire on the demonstration...either that or a hapless bystander caught in the middle of a top-secret operation.


Referring to my armies?
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 01:44
a good start... your highness ;)


*hands out tazers*

WOW! *Bows and averts eyes* My Lord... I am at your service...
Mystic Mindinao
08-04-2005, 01:46
I will.
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 01:52
Not to offend Pure Metal, but perhaps we can rule together... I would be happy to be your Not So Pure Metal Queen... I have a beautiful bass... :fluffle: And I'm a megalomaniac... what more could you want?
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 01:55
Not to offend Pure Metal, but perhaps we can rule together... I would be happy to be your Not So Pure Metal Queen... I have a beautiful bass... :fluffle: And I'm a megalomaniac... what more could you want?
a tempting offer :fluffle:
but Tink is my queen!

you can be... mistress ;)
and that's a position with a lot of power.... if you know what i mean ;) :D
Teh Cameron Clan
08-04-2005, 01:57
as long as i get to explode things i dont care :cool:
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 02:04
I would like to use swords of all sorts if it pleases you My Lord... I am proficient w/most Japanese swords as well as epees (sorta useless) and rapiers, sais.... the fun stuff... should we go to war...
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 02:16
a tempting offer :fluffle:
but Tink is my queen!

you can be... mistress ;)
and that's a position with a lot of power.... if you know what i mean ;) :D


Fair enough... for now... *evil laugh*
Jenrak
08-04-2005, 02:17
Interesting....this could be very interesting....
Rayverr
08-04-2005, 07:59
I think it would have to be a mod.. maybe Rep or Stephistan. Myrth could rule the world too!Stephistan could never run the world. She always struck me as overly zealous and out of touch with objective reality.

Beyond that, I must agree with some of the earlier posters. I severely doubt anyone could without resorting to rather severe methods of "ensuring" widespread popular agreement with the state.
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 10:03
*Sits cleaning finger nails with a sharp boot dagger*
Hmmmmmmmmm...........Pure metal looks like a nice lad, I think I'll take him as the first of my hareem"
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 10:44
*Sits cleaning finger nails with a sharp boot dagger*
Hmmmmmmmmm...........Pure metal looks like a nice lad, I think I'll take him as the first of my hareem"
*sigh* ok, i have grown weary of ruling being supreme overlord of the world.... for now


*dons (jewel encrusted) posing pouch and joins hareem*
Syayrien Union
08-04-2005, 10:45
Tags
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 11:33
*sigh* ok, i have grown weary of ruling being supreme overlord of the world.... for now


*dons (jewel encrusted) posing pouch and joins hareem*


Great! Then I will rule! Along w/Val... we agreed earlier and even on our wardrobe, did we not Val? We can break in our Man Harem by starting w/Pure Metal...

I'm off for 3-4 weeks... Rule the world well Val!!! :D
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 11:49
*Looks at Pure Metal and grins evily*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................very nice.......

Sorry Hyper, this one is mine!

You can have him when I've broken him in.....;)
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 11:59
*Looks at Pure Metal and grins evily*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................very nice.......

Sorry Hyper, this one is mine!

You can have him when I've broken him in.....;)


I hate to say it, but apparently he's taken by Tink...
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 12:03
He gave himself up to the Hareem.......... ;)
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 12:10
;) He gave himself up to the Hareem.......... ;)

Save some for me!!!
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 12:13
Oh I will Hyper.......*looks round rubbing hands together*......Now who shall we have next?
We tyrants have certain urges you know! :D
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 12:15
...We can break in our Man Harem by starting w/Pure Metal...
:eek: this sounds like fun :D


and i'm sure Tink won't mind.... maybe she'd like to join in ;)
Tink: Official Keeper of the Hareem :D
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 12:17
Oh I will Hyper.......*looks round rubbing hands together*......Now who shall we have next?
We tyrants have certain urges you know! :D


All for you for the next several weeks... Keep the world running smoothly and DON'T lose our power while I'm gone! *walks out in black leather corset dress and swords hoping all will be well here an we will have retained power when I'm back in 4 weeks...
Harlesburg
08-04-2005, 12:19
ME the one Known as Harlesburg!
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 12:29
Oh I will Hyper , I will.......

And look! another bows down to our supremissy!
Moleland
08-04-2005, 12:30
TIN, obviously!
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 12:34
TIN, obviously!
yeah sorry Val and Hyper, but, much as you think you control the world, you can't escape the gaze of the almighty...

http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/big%20brother%202.jpg


he's just taking a holiday right now ;)



either way i don't mind *adjusts posing pouch*


edit: ooc: lol mental image of Baldrick in Blackadder's Christmas Carol...you know what i mean (if you've seen it) :p
Moleland
08-04-2005, 12:35
LOL... Too true!
Legless Pirates
08-04-2005, 12:37
Not Myrth
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 12:44
*sigh*
Big Brother is my little brother....... who do you think gave him permission to play with the world in the first place? :cool:

(And yes I have seen Baldrick in his posing pouch) :eek:
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 12:45
yeah sorry Val and Hyper, but, much as you think you control the world, you can't escape the gaze of the almighty...

http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/big%20brother%202.jpg


he's just taking a holiday right now ;)



either way i don't mind *adjusts posing pouch*


edit: ooc: lol mental image of Baldrick in Blackadder's Christmas Carol...you know what i mean (if you've seen it) :p

ooc: ROTFLMMFAO! We watch it every Christmas and have the whole DVD set. My all time favorite sitcom ever!

IC: Shall we call you Baldrick? :D
Kanabia
08-04-2005, 12:53
Me, of course. I'd screw things up very badly, but hey, it'll be fun. :D
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 12:54
ooc: ROTFLMMFAO! We watch it every Christmas and have the whole DVD set. My all time favorite sitcom ever!

IC: Shall we call you Baldrick? :D

(We have the whole lot on video, they are almost worn out and will have to replace them soon.....the very last one made me cry, big huge sobs, the best anti war programme I have ever seen) :(
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 12:55
IC: Shall we call you Baldrick? :D
no. :mad:




lol :D
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 12:56
(We have the whole lot on video, they are almost worn out and will have to replace them soon.....the very last one made me cry, big huge sobs, the best anti war programme I have ever seen) :(

Yep....

BTW, don't let Kanabia near anything that might have to do with running the world!!! :eek:
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 12:56
Me, of course. I'd screw things up very badly, but hey, it'll be fun. :D

Well get a bit more practice and you can join the hareem instead! ;)
Kanabia
08-04-2005, 13:01
BTW, don't let Kanabia near anything that might have to do with running the world!!! :eek:

Oh, be reasonable! Every politician screws things up immensely. At least i'm honest about it, and at least it'll be a blast. :D

Well get a bit more practice and you can join the hareem instead! ;)

Are you kidding? I get my own harem. :p
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:03
Oh, be reasonable! Every politician screws things up immensely. At least i'm honest about it, and at least it'll be a blast. :D

and what is it you'll be legalising first? ;)


Are you kidding? I get my own harem. :p
*puts clothes back on*

*applies for job running Kanabia's babe hareem*
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 13:04
Are you kidding? I get my own harem. :p

Kanabia, are you male or female?
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 13:05
*puts clothes back on*

*applies for job running Kanabia's babe hareem*

And where do you think you're going? :mad:
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:08
And where do you think you're going? :mad:
:eek: uh oh...


http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/BA4chef.jpg

distraction!!


*legs it*
Kanabia
08-04-2005, 13:09
and what is it you'll be legalising first? ;)

Weed, just for you. :p

*puts clothes back on*

*applies for job running Kanabia's babe hareem*

You got it. I trust being a eunuch is okay with you, though?


Kanabia, are you male or female?

Male. Did I give the opposite impression? haha
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:11
You got it. I trust being a eunuch is okay with you, though?

:eek: *runs back*


oh god i wish i hadn't given up being overlord now.... :headbang:
Kanabia
08-04-2005, 13:12
:eek: *runs back*


oh god i wish i hadn't given up being overlord now.... :headbang:

*puts away pliers*

Drat. He seemed so eager, too...
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 13:13
Oh, be reasonable! Every politician screws things up immensely. At least i'm honest about it, and at least it'll be a blast. :D



Are you kidding? I get my own harem. :p

Politicians screw things up? :eek: Thanks for the heads up! *Imagining Kanubia running things: Congress sitting around discussing world issues while wearing beer bong hats and smoking and eating delectables from Amsterdam's Bulldog * Oh yeah... Like THAT's gonna work! ;)
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 13:14
:eek: uh oh...
http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/BA4chef.jpg
distraction!!

(LOL "who would have thought that so much custard could come out of such a small cat?")

*legs it*
*Trips Pure metal up with foot.......*
Oh no you don't I don't fall for that sort of thing.....
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:16
(LOL "who would have thought that so much custard could come out of such a small cat?")
:p

its ok, i'm back... i didn't like the idea of castration much :rolleyes:


edit: especially with.... pliers :eek: :eek:
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 13:16
Legalizing??? *snickers* Anything you can swallow, snort, smoke, drink, or shoot!!! :D Oh that wasn't very professionally political... but neither is my black leather corset and bustier and 7" fetish thigh high boots... and the whip and katana... *sighs* Yeah... it's gonna be a different world when I get back... I'll look for more members for our male harem while I'm on hiatus.... ;)
Kanabia
08-04-2005, 13:19
Politicians screw things up? :eek: Thanks for the heads up! *Imagining Kanubia running things: Congress sitting around discussing world issues while wearing beer bong hats and smoking and eating delectables from Amsterdam's Bulldog * Oh yeah... Like THAT's gonna work! ;)

O.O

I think i've just discovered my new life-ambition.

I'm the only one that gets a beer-bong hat though. Everyone else wears some sort of food-containing bowl hat thing. One person will have hot chips, the other nacho's, etc. For my own consumption, of course. :D
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:19
Legalizing??? *snickers* Anything you can swallow, snort, smoke, drink, or shoot!!! :D Oh that wasn't very professionally political... but neither is my black leather corset and bustier and 7" fetish thigh high boots... and the whip and katana... *sighs* Yeah... it's gonna be a different world when I get back... I'll look for more members for our male harem while I'm on hiatus.... ;)
woohoo! this new world order is gonna rock!


and while you're at it, your highness, could you find it in your infinite compassion to bring some babes for your hareem... you know, for, uh, aesthetic value :D
Legless Pirates
08-04-2005, 13:24
woohoo! this new world order is gonna rock!


and while you're at it, your highness, could you find it in your infinite compassion to bring some babes for your hareem... you know, for, uh, aesthetic value :D
Am I not pretty enough?
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 13:25
Legalizing??? *snickers* Anything you can swallow, snort, smoke, drink, or shoot!!! :D Oh that wasn't very professionally political... but neither is my black leather corset and bustier and 7" fetish thigh high boots... and the whip and katana... *sighs* Yeah... it's gonna be a different world when I get back... I'll look for more members for our male harem while I'm on hiatus.... ;)

KATANA!???

*Pulls out 6 foot long claymore from back sheath*

THIS is a sword young lady!

:p
its ok, i'm back... i didn't like the idea of castration much :rolleyes:
edit: especially with.... pliers :eek: :eek:

It'll be more than rusty pliers if you dare leave us again! :mad:
Enn
08-04-2005, 13:27
Who's going to rule the world? Colodia, of course. Only been in training for the past several years.
Kanabia
08-04-2005, 13:27
KATANA!???

*Pulls out 6 foot long claymore from back sheath*

THIS is a sword young lady!

*pulls out featherduster of dusting and turns your claymore to dust*
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:27
[I]
It'll be more than rusty pliers if you dare leave us again! :mad:
:( crap

TIN will come. he will liberate me! all hail TIN!


Am I not pretty enough?
now i'm not saying that :rolleyes: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-001.gif
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 13:36
*pulls out featherduster of dusting and turns your claymore to dust*

*sighs and clicks her fingers, the claymore rebuilds itself into it's former glory only looking even more shiny*

Thanks it needed a bit of a dusting.......
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 13:37
Am I not pretty enough?

You'll do fine, I like a bit of rough! ;)
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 13:54
You'll do fine, I like a bit of rough! ;)
http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/BA4chef.jpg

:p
Legless Pirates
08-04-2005, 13:56
http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/BA4chef.jpg

:p
:eek:

Okay..... Who stole my mirror?
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 14:01
ROFL............
Well even that rough after a bath will do sometimes!
Pure Metal
08-04-2005, 14:04
:eek:

Okay..... Who stole my mirror?
http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/BA4chef.jpg

:D
Parduna
08-04-2005, 14:57
What a nonesense!
Blatant sillyness rules the world!
btw, haven't heard/read from him(?) for a while.
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 15:05
*Opens door*

Come on then Parduna, theres always room for one more.......... :)
Findecano Calaelen
08-04-2005, 15:05
What a nonesense!
Blatant sillyness rules the world!
btw, haven't heard/read from him(?) for a while.
yeah he is dead, left bout a month ago :mad: :(

but it has to be Colodia
Jenrak
08-04-2005, 21:34
Why?
Blu-tac
08-04-2005, 21:57
I say that an extremly right-wing, pro-business thatcherite, such as me, should rule over the world for all eternity
Monotonous
08-04-2005, 22:19
*waves "Go TIN!!!" placard*
Jenrak
08-04-2005, 22:32
I say that an extremly right-wing, pro-business thatcherite, such as me, should rule over the world for all eternity

I agree, but I am even more so. :p
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:35
*peeks in* Are you running the world Val???
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:37
I agree, but I am even more so. :p

oh no no no... Val and I rule the world....
Monotonous
08-04-2005, 22:38
Replace the first "n" with an "i" in running, and you'll have it about right.
E Blackadder
08-04-2005, 22:41
ME!....i rule the world...from my shed of doom
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:42
Replace the first "n" with an "i" in running, and you'll have it about right.

Oh really? And why would THAT be???? *Waits for a good concise answer, as I've given the reigns completely to Val for a month*....
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:45
Still haven't answered Mono... and Val and I were ruNning the world last I checked today.....
Monotonous
08-04-2005, 22:45
Going about collecting people for harems is hardly any way to begin your reign of terror. Making the people shake with fear comes first.
Monotonous
08-04-2005, 22:47
And you're calling me slow? :D
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:47
Going about collecting people for harems is hardly any way to begin your reign of terror. Making the people shake with fear comes first.


We, well at least I started the fear thang yesterday... Gotta do that for a good dictatorship... collecting male harems along the way isn't so bad.... but just an aside..
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:49
ooc: your puter effed up Mono?
Monotonous
08-04-2005, 22:50
I didn't say YOU were ruining the world... just Val. *looks for somewhere to hide*
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:52
ooc... I'm out...

ic: Who can rule the world on 3 hrs of sleep in 3 days... I'll leave it to the minions/lackeys...

ooc.. back in 3-4 weeks...

IC. don't mess this up Val!!!!! :D
Monotonous
08-04-2005, 22:53
ooc: your puter effed up Mono?

If you live in the middle of nowhere, eventually you realise that phone companies don't love you enough to give you broadband.
Hyperslackovicznia
08-04-2005, 22:54
I didn't say YOU were ruining the world... just Val. *looks for somewhere to hide*

Aight then... VAL! don't eff up the world while I'm gone! *walks out in non-traditional black leather dominatrix clothing huming Pink Floyd for some reason....*
Children of Valkyrja
08-04-2005, 23:26
Hyper would I?

Now then MONO....what was that I heard you saying about me? :D
Hyperslackovicznia
09-04-2005, 11:32
Hyper would I?

Now then MONO....what was that I heard you saying about me? :D

I leave the world in your hands Val! :cool:
Children of Valkyrja
09-04-2005, 11:42
And in safe hands at that!
Though being omni present, I shall be in many places at once! ;)
Hyperslackovicznia
09-04-2005, 12:12
And in safe hands at that!
Though being omni present, I shall be in many places at once! ;)

And me being omnipotent, well, *blows on fingernails and rub them on shoulder*... what can I say...
Jonothana
09-04-2005, 12:19
Colodia...he's probably already been along anyway. Heh heh heh.
Hyperslackovicznia
09-04-2005, 12:22
Colodia...he's probably already been along anyway. Heh heh heh.


We'll go ahead and let him think that.... ;)
Pure Metal
09-04-2005, 12:23
*prances about looking Baldrick-esque ;) *
Hyperslackovicznia
09-04-2005, 12:24
*prances about looking Baldrick-esque ;) *


Niiice! I like watching you prance! :D
Hyperslackovicznia
09-04-2005, 12:25
Niiice! I like watching you prance! :D
Watch that posing pouch!!!! woohoo!!!
Pure Metal
09-04-2005, 12:29
*dances*


ooc: heh that reminds me... i'm proud to be included in an example of "what is spam" in the General Advice sticky... just found that out recently :D

The General Forum Rules

Closed Threads- Threads that the Moderators have closed, due to rules being broken.

Spam:
-snip-
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=380264 :cool:
Children of Valkyrja
09-04-2005, 12:34
:eek:
Better tighten that strap Pure metal, don't want the other occupants of the hareem getting jealous! ;)
Pure Metal
09-04-2005, 12:36
*dances more vigorously*

*pauses*



*puts on man-thong*



*dances*
Jenrak
09-04-2005, 14:05
Eugh!
Children of Valkyrja
09-04-2005, 14:19
*sighs*
I told you to tighten that strap.......... :rolleyes:
Jenrak
09-04-2005, 14:40
This thread has become pointless since everyone believe themselves to be worthy of governing the Earth.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-04-2005, 14:44
This thread has become pointless since everyone believe themselves to be worthy of governing the Earth.

Not me.

Well, it really isn't a question of whether or not I'm worthy. The point is that I don't WANT the job. I mean, look around you. Look at who you'll be ruling. Please, who needs the hassle?

I'd much rather be the Almighty. Think of the fun I'd have. Think of the fun YOU would all have. And best of all, I can do as much or as little as I like. Because I work in mysterious ways. :D

Omnipotence; Gotta get me some of that!
Jeruselem
09-04-2005, 14:45
This thread has become pointless since everyone believe themselves to be worthy of governing the Earth.

What did you expect? :)
Jenrak
09-04-2005, 14:48
I expected worst, actually
Hyperslackovicznia
09-04-2005, 14:56
I used the word "omnipotent" myself several posts back... Let the lackeys deal w/ everything else... on my own terms.... ;)
Choqulya
09-04-2005, 15:45
Hey as long as I get to torture and execute dissenters, I will gladly be a figurehead.

I'm with Tough Guy..... speakng of which... can I press that big red button with the letters D-O-N-O-T on it?
P-U-S-H
Hyperslackovicznia
12-04-2005, 02:06
I'm with Tough Guy..... speakng of which... can I press that big red button with the letters D-O-N-O-T on it?
P-U-S-H


Be a figurehead and torture away!! @Internet Tough Guy

Choqulya... go ahead and press the button!!! ;)

Being omnipotent and letting others deal w/everything is great... I'll just watch... Along w/Val if she's still a ruler and not spending ALL her time w/the man-harem!!! :p

*disappears w/my own manharem to let chaos rule for a bit*
Children of Valkyrja
12-04-2005, 02:13
Just thought I'd pop in and see how things are doing?
Oh Hyper, thats good, great minds think alike....don't break all those men all at once!
Jenrak
12-04-2005, 02:24
Uh...I don't think great minds think alike, seeing as how Einstein and Dr.Suess had different views.
Children of Valkyrja
12-04-2005, 02:31
Ah but did you ever listen to their private conversations? ;)
Hyperslackovicznia
12-04-2005, 02:31
Uh...I don't think great minds think alike, seeing as how Einstein and Dr.Suess had different views.

Let me put this in a way your flatline brainwaves can comprehend: Perhaps insulting people is a little foolish here???

Don't start something for no reason... Do you have anything constructive to add... or just commentary???
Hyperslackovicznia
12-04-2005, 02:34
Ah but did you ever listen to their private conversations? ;)

*snickers* And what subjects were their views so different on? hmmm?? :p Did Einstein not BELIEVE in iambic pentemeter? Or did Dr. Seuss not believe in the theory of relativity???? :confused:
Children of Valkyrja
12-04-2005, 02:38
Oh they just made those up one day over a spliff and a cup of coffee, it was a huge big joke on all of us! :D
Jenrak
12-04-2005, 02:40
Let me put this in a way your flatline brainwaves can comprehend: Perhaps insulting people is a little foolish here???

Don't start something for no reason... Do you have anything constructive to add... or just commentary???

I'm not really sure, actually. And what is this about my brainwaves being flatlined?
Hyperslackovicznia
12-04-2005, 02:45
I'm not really sure, actually. And what is this about my brainwaves being flatlined?


It was as if you were inferring that Val and I didn't have GREAT MINDS!!! :p So, I naturally insulted you... ;)
Children of Valkyrja
12-04-2005, 02:50
Hyper, deep breaths calm down and read posts first.
naughty naughty omnipitant one...... :p
Hyperslackovicznia
12-04-2005, 03:00
Hyper, deep breaths calm down and read posts first.
naughty naughty omnipitant one...... :p

Sorry... so busy being omnipotent, that I slid from my omnipotence, got a headache, and nailed someone undeserving... My apologies Jenrak! :fluffle:

ooc: I'm such a slacker... I really ought to read the posts first .... :rolleyes: I'll try to do so in the future... but not ALL of them ;)

Everything's copacetic on my end!!! :D
Children of Valkyrja
12-04-2005, 03:04
Everything's copacetic on my end!!! :D
:eek:
*Mumbles while she rumages through the Valkyrja "OOPS this ones not dead yet" first aid box.*

Hang on, I've got a cream for that here somewhere!
Hyperslackovicznia
12-04-2005, 03:08
:eek:
*Mumbles while she rumages through the Valkyrja "OOPS this ones not dead yet" first aid box.*

Hang on, I've got a cream for that here somewhere!


lmmfao!!!!
Children of Valkyrja
12-04-2005, 03:25
*Looks up.....* :confused:

No..... It's in here somewhere......