NationStates Jolt Archive

Arghh me hearties! It's probably done its rounds, but pirate name generator here: http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

get your pirate name, ye dirty sea swabs, and come join LP and me, Cap'n Bryan Bluebeard, on the seven seas!


*swashbuckles*



http://tigerladyea.topcities.com/SB2/SB2_LilPirateNPup.gif
Pirate Seamus the Periwinkle (LP)

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/105205/2/little_pirate.jpg

Cap'n Bryan Bluebeard (me)

http://www.vetitice.demon.co.uk/photos/baby/week19/Pirate%20of%20the%20Carribean%20(2003-06-21)%203.jpg

Rancid Bernard Dregg (Moleland)

Hargh! (http://img16.exs.cx/img16/8158/dsc001751qc.jpg)
^---- Pirate Seamus the Periwinkle

*Falls from sky. Lands on boat*

Arrgh! 'Tis I. Rancid Bernard Dregg. I heartlily great my fellow crew mates. ARRGHH!

http://www.zacharyparker.com/Cartoon79.jpg

Gimme some grog, for I am:

Gurglin' Gus Napier!

Some more cool names for me:

Syphilitic Jack Drake
Dancin' Booker Hornigold
Mast Hugger Hugo
Pirate Jaques the Fashionably Late

My real name comes out as:

"Chocolate" Anita Morgan

whereas "Demented Opression" comes out as:

Pirate Joan the Periwinkle

I don't know which I prefer.... the first name makes it sound like I enjoy anal sex though. The second name suggests just regular sex. Whichever one I choose, I'm a whore.

Stinkin' Elanor Jones :rolleyes:


Peech as a Pirate (http://img155.exs.cx/img155/4367/booty8eo.jpg)

I'm too lazy to take the black bar thingy off.

Arrr.

Semi-Evil Ezekiel Slaughter.

*quizically scratches back of his head at seeing this stupid name*

ARR!

Scalped meself with me hook again.

http://www.vetitice.demon.co.uk/photos/baby/week19/Pirate%20of%20the%20Carribean%20(2003-06-21)%203.jpg

Rancid Bernard Dregg (Moleland)

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If Only I looked that Cute....

ARGGH!!!!

http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/hold/pirate-radio.jpg

Doubloon Swallowin' Harvey

I hope that's a dirty as it sounds and Doubloons are sexy! :)

Epileptic Conroy Dagger!
YE arrgh tizz be a fine ship Ye arrgh bring me me Wenches whilst i swag this rum down me Guliver!
YE arrgh!

"Quadruped" William Dawkins

OK I understand the three legs but where's the fourth from? ;)

Using my middle names I become Pants-Down Roger :p

"Quadruped" William Dawkins

OK I understand the three legs but where's the fourth from? ;)
I'm having really really really really sick thoughts :(

I don't know which I prefer.... the first name makes it sound like I enjoy anal sex though. The second name suggests just regular sex. Whichever one I choose, I'm a whore.
lmao :p

"Quadruped" William Dawkins

OK I understand the three legs but where's the fourth from? ;)

*Pssst!* It's a wooden leg...

Pirate Elmer the Staggering Drunk - I like! :)

"Quadruped" William Dawkins

OK I understand the three legs but where's the fourth from? ;)

Maybe your a pantomine horse!

Stand ye away! For I be havin' th' plague...

You kin call me Bubonic Isaac Jones.

Arr.

My real name comes out as:

"Chocolate" Anita Morgan

whereas "Demented Opression" comes out as:

Pirate Joan the Periwinkle

I don't know which I prefer.... the first name makes it sound like I enjoy anal sex though. The second name suggests just regular sex. Whichever one I choose, I'm a whore.
Aint all Females on Pirate Ships Whores Ye argggggggghhhh?????.................

*waves whore-ishly out of the window, bosom collapsing*

http://blog.whatfettle.com/archives/pugwash.jpg

Tax-Evadin' Dan Read
real name:Whinin' Sid Smith

say hello to Cap'n Hubert Beerbong :D

say hello to Cap'n Hubert Beerbong :D
:p best one yet!

Aint all Females on Pirate Ships Whores Ye argggggggghhhh?????.................
No. A lot of pirates were women. And some of the most famous pirate captains were ladies too

say hello to Cap'n Hubert Beerbong :D
I'm mega jealous now. :( :gundge:

No. A lot of pirates were women. And some of the most famous pirate captains were ladies too


damn right.

*shaves her wooden leg*

I'm 'Disatrous Patrick Napier.' apparently.

No. A lot of pirates were women. And some of the most famous pirate captains were ladies too
Yeah i know O'MAlley???????? and another were very famous
The Pirates game of the 80's ruled!
Havent played the new Version.
Ive always liked Pirates!

Say hi to pirate Angie the Fashionably Late. LOL

...

So, LP, when are you boarding, again?

Poop Deck Jack :D

Say hi to pirate Angie the Fashionably Late. LOL

...

So, LP, when are you boarding, again?

Hi

And please don't leave suggestive comments, they are so hard to resist, I mean your the Chocolate Goddess (I love chocolate) and boarding (help, suggestive comment overload....)

Hi

And please don't leave suggestive comments, they are so hard to resist, I mean your the Chocolate Goddess (I love chocolate) and boarding (help, suggestive comment overload....)

*eyes fluttering*
You think I did that on purpose? *naughty grin*

*eyes fluttering*
You think I did that on purpose? *naughty grin*
Yay. Rhetorical questions :fluffle:

Yay. Rhetorical questions :fluffle:

:fluffle:
Thanks. still doesn't answer my first question...

yaharr!
*swings from mast*

They do call me - "Machete" Jude Slaughter, ARRG!

:fluffle:
Thanks. still doesn't answer my first question...
Notice the S on the end of questionS ;) :fluffle:

*eyes fluttering*
You think I did that on purpose? *naughty grin*


Yes, I do. You saucy Minx. ;)
Have you posted a pic. It would be interesting to get a look at all of your chocolatey goodness.

I am now HAM-HANDS EDWARD, which from here on out I will write in all caps. Yarrrr, scurvy!!!

Yes, I do. You saucy Minx. ;)
Have you posted a pic. It would be interesting to get a look at all of your chocolatey goodness.

*naughty laugh* why, yes, I have...
*she takes out on dagger and starts sharpening*

Cap'n Bart Rotgut, hargh!

*naughty laugh* why, yes, I have...
*she takes out on dagger and starts sharpening*

*takes out large mixing bowl, cream and chocolate*
Ok i'm ready to try to make your likeness in chocolate truffles
I just need to see you lovely visage. :D

*takes out large mixing bowl, cream and chocolate*
Ok i'm ready to try to make your likeness in chocolate truffles
I just need to see you lovely visage. :D

*looks at him quizzically, and points to the pic thread with her knife*
knock yourself out... ;)

*sighs and pulls out a wallet*
me (http://img109.exs.cx/img109/6317/goddess29cr.jpg)
me, again (http://img225.exs.cx/img225/7274/goddess6oj.jpg)

*sighs and pulls out a wallet*
me (http://img109.exs.cx/img109/6317/goddess29cr.jpg)
me, again (http://img225.exs.cx/img225/7274/goddess6oj.jpg)

WOW, No joke, your gorgeous.

WOW, No joke, your gorgeous.

*smiles sweetly*
Why, thank you my sweet. so, about that truffle sculpture...

Pirate Jaques the Pale

*smiles sweetly*
Why, thank you my sweet. so, about that truffle sculpture...

Having seen you, I cannot continue.
*Crys* so beautiful I cannot come close to doing you justice.

*Makes 200 Truffles of various flavours as a small token of obidiance*

Having seen you, I cannot continue.
*Crys* so beautiful I cannot come close to doing you justice.

*Makes 200 Truffles of various flavours as a small token of obidiance*

It's the effort that counts. Now, if you can put that treasure away in this big chest, you may board my ship :fluffle:

WOW, No joke, your gorgeous.


Isnt she simply devine? *swoons*

Isnt she simply devine? *swoons*

When you say things like that, I'd walk the plank, jump, get devoured by sharks... *eyes glaze over*

It's the effort that counts. Now, if you can put that treasure away in this big chest, you may board my ship :fluffle:

*Runs to board*

The pleasure will be all yours :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Sword fights Jimmy to see who wins Goddess*

DIE!

I'm Carlos the Staggering Drunk. :p

Pirate Suzy the Well-Tanned (full name)

Pirate Yvette the Staggering Drunk (first name)

or

Trendy Ann Marie Read (screenname)

I think I like Yvette the staggering drunk best.

*Sword fights Jimmy to see who wins Goddess*

DIE!

Bad move, I am a weapons instructor *produces Katana*

Make Chocolate and Love not war, Or I strike you down on the spot.

Bad move, I am a weapons instructor *produces Katana*

Make Chocolate and Love not war, Or I strike you down on the spot.


I would so skewer you Jimbo.....

I would so skewer you Jimbo.....

Funny, I was thinking the same thing ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Funny, I was thinking the same thing ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

ha! skewered peech... :fluffle:

we can always share her you know.....

Cap'n Sara Jailbird

(got Wankin' Marcy Bonny for Randomea o_O)

ha! skewered peech... :fluffle:

we can always share her you know.....

Sounds great to me. I give you first choice Top/bottom/front/back/left/right or Orgy?

Sounds great to me. I give you first choice Top/bottom/front/back/left/right or Orgy?

*brushes away the beads of sweat on her forehead*
Thank the Goddess! Don't you know my bounty is infinite? I can be shared...

*brushes away the beads of sweat on her forehead*
Thank the Goddess! Don't you know my bounty is infinite? I can be shared...
That thought will keep me occupied all weekend (Ive got Long break tomorrow to Tuesday)

Have a great time all. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: just to keep you going. :fluffle:

Full name: Cap'n Seamus Jailbird
Name I go by: Pirate Finn the Fashionably Late
First Name *shudder* (I hate my first name): Bloody Brett Cutty
NS name:Runnin' Bill Jones

I choose Bloody Brett Cutty. (possible reference to shaving :confused: ;) ) Who will take me aboard?