NationStates Jolt Archive

Come up with your own offensive products!

Popesicles: Individually wrapped bullet proof protected packaging!

Jesus Loves Instant Wine Mix: Now you too can create wine from water!

RU4Getting drunk? The beer that causes spontaneous abortions.

i cannot and will not answer this. i will, for sure piss EVERYONE on general off.

i cannot and will not answer this. i will, for sure piss
EVERYONE on general off.

Please do answer, you're too cool to get pissed at. :D

Please do answer, you're too cool to get pissed at. :D
uh oh. you must not know me that well.

uh oh. you must not know me that well.

Well I know for a fact that I wouldn't get pissed. It takes a shitload of stuff to get me pissed. As for everyone else, hmmm not too sure, but who gives a crap! Sock it to me. I wanna hear it.

uh oh. you must not know me that well.
I'm pissed already!

*rallies an angry mob*

i cannot and will not answer this. i will, for sure piss EVERYONE on general off.

I actually doubt very much that you could piss me off. Well, not over the internet at any rate.

"Spiky...For your pleasure and not hers"

Hitlerbeanie- A propellor(sp?) hat, the propellor in the shape of a swastika!

Roast Protestant: Tastes just like Christian!
Alabama style tuna: Because you wish your sister tasted this good!

White Power brand laundry bleach

Roast Prodistant: Tastes just like Christian!


Thats Protestant. ;)

Machiavelli travel agency.

Machiavelli travel agency.


That made laugh quite alot. :D

Firestone Airlines

Thats Protestant. ;)

Sorry. I fixed it. Please don't hurt me.

Terry Schaivo Barbie doll. With hospital bed and feeding tube. :D

authentic Jewish lampshades circa. 1945

edit: man I hope I didn't go too far

Queerios! Finaly a breakfast cerial that fits your lifestyle.

It a new drink we invented:

The Screaming Fetus

3 parts vodka, one part grapefruit juice, one part cranberry juice, two cherries. Light on fire. Drink. . .very carefully.


(if you listen closely, you can hear it scream)

It a new drink we invented:

The Screaming Fetus

3 parts vodka, one part grapefruit juice, one part cranberry juice, two cherries. Light on fire. Drink. . .very carefully.


(if you listen closely, you can hear it scream)

Ah...I remember a bar sold "Keiko" (The killer whale movie-star), it was in a shot glass and two layers you could see hot-n-sweet (black) for the top layer, and malibu (white coconutty crap) in the bottom. Then they had the "dead keiko" then the white stuff was on top and the black in the bottom.

White Power brand laundry bleach
The company's motto:
"Keep the white of your clothes as pure as the white of your skin! 14/88!"

I got another one

PMS relievers for men! Take out of package and place in ears to block out sound....all better.

Abu Iyad's High Energy Negotiation Settlement vests. Guaranteed to end any territorial disputes by eliminating both the competition and you.

uh oh. you must not know me that well.

come on !! tell us !1 its like pulling out b4...never mind O_O

Neverland Ranch Nursery school

i cannot and will not answer this. i will, for sure piss EVERYONE on general off.

that's bloody cheap, getting us all excited and then not telling! I bet your idea isn't even that good, if you even have one :mad:

think this'll work?

Aunt Jemima's authentic ****** style fried chicken, available at your neighborhood Kikey McKike and Bros. grocery store.

Aunt Jemima's authentic ****** style fried chicken, available at your neighborhood Kikey McKike and Bros. grocery store.

I HOPE that's a joke. I'm going to assume that it is, because if it is. That's hilarious. :p

I HOPE that's a joke. I'm going to assume that it is, because if it is. That's hilarious. :p
Yeah it's a joke. I'm not a Nazi. fucking crackers can go to hell... hmm... Cracker brand crackers?

oh right, disclaimer: I'm not a racist, sorry if I offended anyone with my comments, I love you all

Leper brand tiddly winks.

The Official Plane Hijacking Kit of Al-Qaeda

oh right, disclaimer: I'm not a racist, sorry if I offended anyone with my comments, I love you all

haha, it's all good. I'm a "brown" person and I found it to be humorous. It's cool that you had the balls to say that.

Occidio Multus is still being a chicken, I see

just messing with ya

"Meat Whiz" -aerosol meat products. Pork Whiz, Chicken Whiz. Sea-leg Whiz. Make fun meaty shapes kids will love.

How about changing that reality TV show, "the Amazing Race" and make it a show about white people? That might be a little offensive.

Occidio Multus is still being a chicken, I see

just messing with ya
or she's been offline for two hours. heh.

Mama's Own Ethiopian Home Cooking. looks like haburger helper, except there isn't anything in the box.

a filter device-like a small cone coffee filter that fits on top of the mouthwash bottle-take a swig of mouthwash and while you're sloshing, you put the filter in place and spit the mouthwash back through it, back into the bottle, thus removing any food particles. Eco- friendly way to stretch the mouthwash budget.

or she's been offline for two hours. heh.

oops, should've checked :headbang:

Come up with your own offensive products!

Popesicles: Individually wrapped bullet proof protected packaging!

Jesus Loves Instant Wine Mix: Now you too can create wine from water!

Telephone spam generator: a machine that splices together random, senseless portions of telemarketing calls and tries repeatedly all day and night to contact your number.

a sanitary device for implementing a suppository- made by the same co that makes "PEZ" candy dispensers.

I call it- "The Suppezitory dispenser"

You could collect your favorite characters. Limited editions would be available.

Abortion on a stick: Great for eating and scrubbing those hard to reach places.

The 'O' ray. It's a new military non-lethal weapon that involves a specially tuned beam of ultrasound that causes males and females to become sexually excited and eventually orgasm.

The solution to war! :D

Giant panda contraceptive, and it's companion, wild rabbit fertility boost pills. (Also comes in black and brown rat fertility boost as well)

The Spelling Problems Reliever™ - Just put it against your head, pull the trigger and BANG all your problems with spelling are over ... remember ... YOU'RE responsible for YOUR own spelling! :p

Jhenovas PMS relievers!

Load clip, point and pain be gone!!


Christian Brand Silverware! Shovel that food down your thoart with our oversized utensils!

Christian brand Bible'o's!! You worship your faith, now taste it!
(Disclaimer: The box is empty.)

Anti Feminsm Masks! They are so stupid, they'll believe anything!

Take GOD out of the pledge of alligence! We must seperate church and state and replace it with SEIG HEIL!

Hungry for food but dont feel like making it yourself? Got Women?

Firestone Condoms! When the heat is on...SLAP IT ON!


and remember, your a DIRTY SINNER!

and remember, your a DIRTY SINNER!

you could use an SPR™ :D

The NY Times bestseller "101 ways to kill yourself". Comes fully illustrated with tips on how to position yourself for maximum shock and guilt value. Make your parents REALLY sorry.

The 'O' ray. It's a new military non-lethal weapon that involves a specially tuned beam of ultrasound that causes males and females to become sexually excited and eventually orgasm.

The solution to war! :D


You'd also want to consider some type of absorbent batting and squegee attachments for Humvees to help clean up the killing zones

(viciously beats kevada with a stick)

SINNER! BLASHEMPY! SINNER!

(calls on his preist buddys who drag kevada behind a curtain)

Now, let my cronies show you how too...love thy neighbor...

(Clears his thoart)

Preist Prosties! You want your daily dose of jesus juice dont you?

(viciously beats Kevady with a stick)

SINNER! BLASHEMPY! SINNER!

(calls on his preist buddys who drag kevada behind a curtain)

Now, let my cronies show you how too...love thy neighbor...

(Clears his thoart)

Preist Prosties! You want your daily dose of jesus juice dont you?

that's prIEst :D

You're going to crucify me for this one. Take a deep breath now. Just relax. Don't overreact, but...

Inflatable Terri Schiavo.

Inflatable Terri Schiavo.

hihi

Queerios cereal.

Stealing one from Dane Cook

Christ Chex cereal (made with communion wafers)

For the outdoorsmann,

A propane camp oven

turn on the gas and then cook a polish sausage.

(Clears thoart before TV commerical)

Hi, Im Jhenova Christ and i know how hard it is to get decent ice cubes!

well today our polish scienists reveal the secret to thi- Oh...oh my !

(talking off screen)

oh thats horrible!

(Jhenovas face look sad)

Sorry folks...the polish scientists who invented the formula for ice cubes seem to have died...

British toothpaste (lots of tea flavour!)

Queerios cereal.


Queerios! Finaly a breakfast cereal that fits your lifestyle.

;)

;)
Yeah, but he gets points for spelling cereal correctly.

From Bob and Tom: The gang-rape protection device, the Sodomigo, a blender for your ass.

From the Onion: The Neckbelt, the new solution to car crash injuries.

The Shrapnelization Dashboard. Nuff said.



And now, the video game sensation, from the makers of "Ammo Loader Part 2: Shit Shoveler", "Cooking Like Dahmer" and "9/11 Flight Simulator" comes:

Concentration Camp Tycoon
With five Gold Stars, this is the Final Solution to your gaming needs.
The Fatherland needs you to build and manage your own special "camp". Take over one of several scenarios, including Treblinka, Birkenau, and Auschwitz, you must try to get a high efficiency, keep the Schutzstaffel happy, and avoid those pesky Allies until the time runs out. Includes "Prison Riot", "Block 10", and "Paratroop Raid" expansion packs, as well as a preview of "Gulag 2000: Moving Ice", the stunning sequel coming soon.

DISCLAIMER: You did ask for the most offensive product possible. I do not believe in any of that crap I wrote, so please, don't think I'm a Nazi.

Don't bang the dillies! So you better wahputah the bammies cause the camietown's a biddy on the pannie sty! Be a pone tony and get your dillies on the peppa tain!

Kentucky Fried Kittens.

Yeah, but he gets points for spelling cereal correctly.

heh, you're right ... didn't even notice that one :(

Kentucky Fried Kittens.

I'd eat it :D

you what africa could use bob?

"What john?"

A McDonalds.

The Race Card: A handy-dandy little slip of paper that you throw onto the table at any occasion, and all conversation will stop.

The Polish sex handbook: Sex made simple. (It reads: "In, out. Repeat as necessary").

Come up with your own offensive products!

Popesicles: Individually wrapped bullet proof protected packaging!

Jesus Loves Instant Wine Mix: Now you too can create wine from water!
BNP biscuits! You remember the chocolate/jam sandwiched in biscuit with the goofy face? Well, they're just like that, but they hold placards up with racist remarks on!

The Burger King Left-Handed Whopper is now the only burger sold, so therefore right-handed people are forbidden from dining in BK.

How about a game of POLYGAMY? Like Monopoly, but instead of properties, you have horny ladies. Chance cards involve affairs, flings and speed-dating, whilst Community Penis cards always involve sex. Of course, there is the dreaded GO TO BISHOP square, the EVIL BOYFRIEND (replaces Super and Income Tax) , four HAREM SQUARES, and two LOVEBEDS all awaiting your character (choose between condom, unholy bible, devil, vibrator, Swedish Penis Enlarger, British spy and playboy as tokens). Perfect for religious zealots' birthdays! Play POLYGAMY and you won't ever look at your real wife in a loving way again! Only $39.99 per set.

from Moron Bratley... Terrorist: the board game. move around the board Distroying properties of the US and their Allies.... random events include, US Marines Attack... Spain Relents... and France Surrenders... it also includes the ever popular Martyr: go to heaven and be serviced by 74 Virgins...

Terrorist, from the same company that brought you, Democracy! now you can make promises and break them like real politicians... lie your way to the top and sleep with your interns! can you sling mud with the best of em? Can you get more money from any and every source to buy the election?

and Life... yes, play the game that puts you in the Big House... will the choices you make make you the Big Man, or the Bitch. maybe you'll get parolled or your appeal goes through... who knows what LIFE will do to you.

Fuckable hamsters. Man, those would kick ass. How come no one has thought of this before?

Also, fully trained personal midgets. Disposable. Come in twelve packs. Perfect for wiping off your crack after you take a dump. Warning: may bang your wife.

You said offensive....

Penis Enhancement for the Dying
Every now and then, you need a special something. A little perk, after your long day. Problem is, you can't get your "perk" up, because unfortunately take blood thinners. Have no fear, the Pecker Pill is here! Although the Pecker pill will probably interact with your DOA inhibitor, you can finally get the largest erection of your life! Hell, why not go out with a "Bang," if you catch my drift.... ;)

There are some brilliant replies to this thread, i laughed a lot :D

There should defiantely be extra-strong Indonesian surfboards for catching those big waves

The All-purpose kit for ensuring women's safety when driving? One jack, one socket wrench; to be utilised by husband before wife borrows the car to ensure 100% accident-free drive.

How about a Cocaine-Pringles tie-in? Once you pop you can't stop...

All-new Leeds United supporter's pack? Comes with a noose to help easily relieve those mediocrity blues and free brazier to burn away all your cash without even having to attend matches!

Columbine memorial pistols: engraved with the line "Bet you can't beat 13!"

How about an Iraq Invasion reconstruction pack? It comes with one pair of binoculars you can use to scan the surrounding area, with WMD drawn into the glass so you can claim to see what obviously isn't there, one reflex hammer to help facilitate an ill-thought-out knee-jerk reaction, and one pipe bomb for doing lots of damage and killing innocent people.

I'll stop now...

Drive-Through Abortion Clinics: "Flush N Rush"

Jesus(tm) Tampons: "He bled so you don't have to!"

Wife Beater -- now with more lashes to make the bitch feel it.

Necrophilia kit -- Contains a shovel, a special attachment to fixate corpses, a knife for holes, and a map containing the best graveyards in your area

Some of your responses are brilliant! keep tehm up

Sheep restraints, "so the little buggers will never get away from you again!"

The toddler gun, "all the killing power but much lighter to handle"

Necrophilia kit -- Contains a shovel, a special attachment to fixate corpses, a knife for holes, and a map containing the best graveyards in your area

You missed out the stitch un-picker to open the eyes!!!!

"Poisioning for dummies, how to get that life insurance policy safely"

It a new drink we invented:

The Screaming Fetus

3 parts vodka, one part grapefruit juice, one part cranberry juice, two cherries. Light on fire. Drink. . .very carefully.


(if you listen closely, you can hear it scream)
I (co-inventor of the Screaming Fetus) modified the design today, BLARG.

First, put grenadine syrup in the glass. Then add grapefruit juice or cranberry juice. Stick the cherries in with the stems in the grenadine (which should stay settled at the bottom), representing fetuses attached to a grenadine placenta. Add 2 shots vodka.

If you want, you can put some other liquor on top and set it on fire.

Fuckable hamsters. Man, those would kick ass. How come no one has thought of this before?I'm confused.
How do these differ from regular hamsters? :D

The best-selling book in Dept of Discompassion (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=dept_of_discompassion): Recipies for Orphans
Dey yummy!

Instant Weight-Loss Kit: lose 50 pounds in minutes!
(consists of a hacksaw and turniquet)

Jesus Juice. Jerk off cream. Use our product and we gaurantee that your pleasure will be so great, that you'll see G-d.

Of course, the first thought that came to mind was a Baby Jesus Dildo, but the folks at http://www.divine-interventions.com/ have already thought that one up.

Jesus Juice. Jerk off cream. Use our product and we gaurantee that your pleasure will be so great, that you'll see G-d.

Of course, the first thought that came to mind was a Baby Jesus Dildo, but the folks at http://www.divine-interventions.com/ have already thought that one up.
Jesus Juice is already used for something.
Just read the lyrics to "Ass like that" from Encore by Eminem.

I'm confused.
How do these differ from regular hamsters? :D

The best-selling book in Dept of Discompassion (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=dept_of_discompassion): Recipies for Orphans
Dey yummy!

Instant Weight-Loss Kit: lose 50 pounds in minutes!
(consists of a hacksaw and turniquet)

Has anybody ever read about the kid who stuck a hamster up his butt so he could get his jollies - and it died up there? He had to go to the hospital to get it out.

I'll never forget that, I read it in some medical book.

Not only is that disturbed but also very unintelligent.

Ass Helmet for Hamsters
It has an air hose to the outside so that sexy wiggle doesn't have to be his last. Also aids in insertion!

Has anybody ever read about the kid who stuck a hamster up his butt so he could get his jollies - and it died up there? He had to go to the hospital to get it out.

I'll never forget that, I read it in some medical book.

Not only is that disturbed but also very unintelligent.

Richard Gere had something similar happen to him with a gerbil. Some buddhist, eh? :p

I am so sorry for this but I can't help what my mind comes up with.

In news today, the Al Quada Corporation purchased the fledgling American Airlines and plans to completely revamp the product with a new name and an ambitious marketing scheme.

The airline company will soon be renamed 'OBL Airlines' and along with this name change, a new marketing scheme will be introduced which could not only increase sales for the brand but revolutionise the way we think of air travel completely.

A spokesman for the company had this to say earlier today "Our current plans for travellers involve not simply delivering our passengers to a particular airport but direct to there desired destination weather it be a hotel, theme park or a business meeting. We will be offering the most convenient and efficient method of travel possible to our customers. Everyone at OBL Airlines is very excited about these changes and what the future holds".

However, there has already been some criticism about the plans, other Airlines have been tight-lipped in their responses to the new scheme while others, such as airline industry watchdog Walter Crumpton made the comment 'While this sounds good and all in principle, the actual mechanics seem unfathomable. Then the actual cost of delivering each individual passenger to their destination could cause fare prices to sky-rocket, the consequences could be disastrous for the airline. If, however, they manage to provide this service while keeping ticket prices reasonable, it could mean some pretty stiff competition in the travel industry".

In response to this criticism, OBL Airlines released the following statement:
'We have researched these plans in great depth and can ensure our customers that we will continue to offer our fantastic low prices while upgrading to our proposed new service. We feel that this could be the beginning of a whole new way to travel. We have already had test flights to areas such as downtown New York and Washington D.C. and will be extending our services to more areas across the U.S. within the next year. The new service is almost up and running and should be all set to go once we sort out some problems the planes have been experiencing with their breaking systems. We are confident that these will be solved shortly and further accidents will be avoided completely. Soon millions of Americans will realise just what our new slogan promotes..."OBL Airlines is like flying on the hand of Allah itself"'

I'm really sorry.

God's Love = A Bible filled with C4 that explodes upon opening
:mp5:

God's Love = A Bible filled with C4 that explodes upon opening
:mp5:
No no, not c-4, airborne chemical Hiv Carrier, God's punishment my arse

Authintic british home dentistry kit- contents, jack hammer, yellow and green paint, mold spores. Now comming in cockney.

Gummi Jesus- just to bite the heads off

Beezlebubblegum- brimstone And feces flavors

The welch dating game with lifestock shaped peices (insert your neighbor country for wales and it works world wide)

Pagan O's now with six authentic diety shaped cereal, now with pentacle and fertility shaped marshmellows

Beginner Nazi Kit -- comes with a swastika, gasoline, and a lighter

Sheep restraints, "so the little buggers will never get away from you again!"

The toddler gun, "all the killing power but much lighter to handle"


I am already making the plans for a gun for toddlers-inspired by the "Lady Wesson"-a gun they made with the smaller female hand in mind.
I envisioned a "Baby Wesson"- a small caliber, hammerless revolver. It could have a marine nickel finish to protect it from large amounts drool. I'm hung up on the proper design for the safety though. Its important they dont blow away the family pet by mistake.

Has anybody ever read about the kid who stuck a hamster up his butt so he could get his jollies - and it died up there? He had to go to the hospital to get it out.

I'll never forget that, I read it in some medical book.

Not only is that disturbed but also very unintelligent.


Maybe you should invent one of those retractable leashes, but on a smaller scale so you could drag mickey out when he expired?
A responsible person wouldnt stick something living up his ass without a clear and simple method of removing it.

This was something I think I saw, but may have been lurking below the surfae of my subconscious and I only thought I saw it-
Feminine pads designed to be used with thong underwear.

Am I missing something?

Seppukku Bites (http://community.webshots.com/album/316633513RavNth), as I've been promising to show the lot of you for a while.

The Liberal Bible. A revised bible with all rules removed, sections on abortion and transfusions added, and swear words every f**ing 10 or so words.

Evil Genius Al-Quaida Edition. Ever played Evil Genius but been left unsatisfied by the suspicious lack of anything even resembling evil? Try this one. The World Domination map has been replaced with one of the US, agents and super-agents now do more damage (boo!), all minions now have sub-machine guns and some even have assault rifles, most Acts of Infamy now require airplanes to carry out, and best of all, your Evil Genius (pick from Trashi, Hussein or Ali Baba) can never, never be found by the agents of justice!

DISCLAIMER: I am not a Nazi supporter and will never will be. The following does NOT represent my real life ideals, nor does it encourage or promote Nazi culture in any form. (Nazis suck bigtime) I apologise to those who find the following offensive (hey, it's the Offensive Products thread, after all!)

NaziCorp Inc. - We've been producing Third Reich merchandise since 1945!

HitlerTache Kit - masking tape, hair restorer and cheap mirror. Simply mark a square shape above your mouth with the tape, spray on the hair restorer and watch in the cheap mirror as a Hitleresque moustache (dis)graces your fascist head!

Little Miss Adolf - a dolly with attitude. Comes with full Nazi Party uniform and armbands, voice module "HEIL HITLER!" and flexible arm and legs. Can do the Nazi salute and dance, and beats up any other doll it sees. (Adios Barbie!). Gas Chamber and Berlin Kristallnacht play sets sold seperately.

The REAL wife-beater t-shirt. Made of chain metal for handy swinging "UMPH!"

It seems that Nazism and anti-semitism is easy to make jokes of. I really wonder why.
Hopefully I haven't crossed the line with the following selections. Some of them may be lame to you. I can't help that.
DISCLAIMER: I am not a nazi or an anti-semite, but I couldn't help myself

Mountain Jew - Freshly squeezed!

Yarmulkshakes - If Mountain Jew isn’t enough, try something with a bit more ‘body’ to it.

Mycoxafloppin - The NEW Viagra alternative!

KKKoffee - The Only Non-Black Coffee!

Lights! Cameras! Democracy! The 10-Step Guide To Screwing the People!

Original Columbine Firearms Being sold on Ebay! Own a piece of history!

The Tabloid Scandal Kit: Contains Instructions On How To Stir Up The Public With Non-issues, Including Coaching Tips For Kids Claiming To Be Abused!

The Rapist’s Handbook: Everything You Wanted Know But Didn’t Dare Ask

09:00 - Home Cooking With Jeffery Dahmer

Inflatable Hamster - Simply Put It In The Microwave For 1 Minute At Highest Setting!

Gerbil Cannon: Pack contains appropriately sized and prepared tube, a can of hairspray, lighter, and a cut-out target. Fire at brick walls for maximum fun!
(Gerbils Not Included)

Eep.

DISCLAIMER: I AM IN NO WAY, SHAPE, FORM OR FASHION RACIST. TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY BE OFFENDED BY THIS POST, PLEASE MAKE MY DEATH SWIFT AND RELATIVELY PAINLESS!

Q1. How is a black different from a snow tire?


A1. Snow tires don't sing when you wrap 'em in chains.

Q2. How is a Jew different from a pizza?


A2. Pizzas don't scream when you pop 'em in the oven.

DISCLAIMER: I AM IN NO WAY, SHAPE, FORM OR FASHION RACIST. TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY BE OFFENDED BY THIS POST, PLEASE MAKE MY DEATH SWIFT AND RELATIVELY PAINLESS!


Copycat!

Some new products from Free Speech Inc. of RK...

DISCLAIMER: Exactly what UA said above.

The Racist's Handbook. 1001 insults for each skin colour, ethnic minority or majority, nationality and world faith!

Liberal Dictionary. Includes every British word ever coined, includes definitions for words and terms like "motherf**ker", "a**hole", "capitalist pigdog" and even all terms of the word "cock".

Copycat!

Some new products from Free Speech Inc. of RK...

DISCLAIMER: Exactly what UA said above.

The Racist's Handbook. 1001 insults for each skin colour, ethnic minority or majority, nationality and world faith!

Liberal Dictionary. Includes every British word ever coined, includes definitions for words and terms like "motherf**ker", "a**hole", "capitalist pigdog" and even all terms of the word "cock". i think they make those. i know they make the racist one,i will find a link later.

i would put wooden spring clothespins in a ziplock bag, and call them "whitetrash nipple clips."

also- chicken flavored crack cocaine. have you ever seen theline at the KFC in the ghetto?

This was something I think I saw, but may have been lurking below the surfae of my subconscious and I only thought I saw it-
Feminine pads designed to be used with thong underwear.

Am I missing something?
yeah. who wants semen dripping down their thighs after a quickie in the supply closet?

yeah. who wants semen dripping down their thighs after a quickie in the supply closet?
whoa. lets not say things we can't take back. semen is a natural lotion and softens and aerates the skin. i know plenty of people who jsut walk around, the stuff still dripping from thier assorted orafi. college is fun.

i would put wooden spring clothespins in a ziplock bag, and call them "whitetrash nipple clips."

also- chicken flavored crack cocaine. have you ever seen theline at the KFC in the ghetto?
In the ghetto in Trenton we've got our own chain of chicken joints. Georgia Fried Chicken. It's fucking disgusting stuff.

In the ghetto in Trenton we've got our own chain of chicken joints. Georgia Fried Chicken. It's fucking disgusting stuff.

I've been around Trenton, but I've never seen a Georgia Fried Chicken :confused: Course, I never been to TRENTON Trenton. Just TSC and Ewing.