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As we are speaking right now, what is your evil twin up to? If you are the evil twin, what is your good twin doing?

Right now, my evil twin is preparing a hideous prank on a friend of mine who is borrowing my shower and was foolish enough to leave his personal effects where my twin could find them.

Most likely, I will get blamed for this. So if I don't answer for a while, it's because I'm getting my ass kicked. :(

I am the evil twin.
:eek: :mad: :eek:

Evil! I like it! Tell your evil twin I dig his style! (oh, and sorry about the random beating you are to receive - I'm sure you'll be ok!)

As far as me though, I am the evil twin... sooo.... :D

Handing me a beer


Thanks mate

Cybering.....

no wait.....

I'm too nice and friendly to be an evil twin. I must be the good twin. But there is definitely someone running around getting me into trouble. :p

What is your evil twin doing right now?

Yer mama.

My evil twin has his hand down my pants.

/me loves my evil twin.

My evil twin is ordering pizza
edit: eating pizza while he is jacking off

I don't know but the police want me in for questioning.

My evil twin has his hand down my pants.

/me loves my evil twin.

Yay! :D

Kicking republican men in the balls and groping republican women then throwing them on the train tracks. That's my evil twin...honest.... :)

Nothing. I killed him.

i think lg and i share some distant connection.
i am the evil twin, and i trying to figure out how fast a friend and i can jack up a friends car, and take his brand new rims and tires off his truck, while he goes in for a workout. i dont have a good twin, though. i killed her off a long time ago.

Work.

i think lg and i share some distant connection.
i am the evil twin, and i trying to figure out how fast a friend and i can jack up a friends car, and take his brand new rims and tires off his truck, while he goes in for a workout. i dont have a good twin, though. i killed her off a long time ago.

All I know is evil twins are good in bed. Want to test out that theory with me? ;)

Something to do with running a country from the Whitehouse.

As we are speaking right now, what is your evil twin up to? If you are the evil twin, what is your good twin doing?

Right now, my evil twin is preparing a hideous prank on a friend of mine who is borrowing my shower and was foolish enough to leave his personal effects where my twin could find them.

Most likely, I will get blamed for this. So if I don't answer for a while, it's because I'm getting my ass kicked. :(

In the 80s, I sold my evil twin to the Church to be buggered.

As we are speaking right now, what is your evil twin up to? If you are the evil twin, what is your good twin doing?

Right now, my evil twin is preparing a hideous prank on a friend of mine who is borrowing my shower and was foolish enough to leave his personal effects where my twin could find them.

Most likely, I will get blamed for this. So if I don't answer for a while, it's because I'm getting my ass kicked. :(
Umm...apparently mine is posting as "Lunatic Goofballs" on NS General and had created a topic about evil twins....huh!

My evil twin'd be up to no good....

better stear clear of all the stuffs he'd be trying to get away with...

i think lg and i share some distant connection.
i am the evil twin, and i trying to figure out how fast a friend and i can jack up a friends car, and take his brand new rims and tires off his truck, while he goes in for a workout. i dont have a good twin, though. i killed her off a long time ago.

With the help of a portable pneumatic wrench, and a couple able-bodied friends with speed jacks, you can get the job done right quick. *nod*

In the 80s, I sold my evil twin to the Church to be buggered.

Did you get a good price?

Did you get a good price?

Will YOU be my evil twin?

With the help of a portable pneumatic wrench, and a couple able-bodied friends with speed jacks, you can get the job done right quick. *nod*
there are four of us and 4 one ton floor jacks, but the wrench needs a compressor, and mine is electric. we are thinking if its worth the pee is going to take in his pants- ( his gym is an hour from here, in a bad neighborhood, so he will for sure think he got jacked) to buy a gasoline compressor. thanks, LG!

Will YOU be my evil twin?

Perhaps we can come to a timeshare agreement. Right now, I'm Colodia's. *nod*

According to a friend (who shall now be known as "bastard") my evil twin is selling breakfast sandwichs to america:
http://www.npr.org/business/images/graphics/burgerking_200.jpg

Did you get a good price?

Of course! Have you seen those collection plates?? ;)

Perhaps we can come to a timeshare agreement. Right now, I'm Colodia's. *nod*
Psst! Sell him Volcano Insurance!


I could've sworn that I was the evil twin though.

According to a friend (who shall now be known as "bastard") my evil twin is selling breakfast sandwichs to america:
http://www.npr.org/business/images/graphics/burgerking_200.jpg

That new sandwich, The Enormous Omelette sandwich(or as Jay Leno calls it, The Enormous Ass sandwich) is definitely evil. *nod*

Of course! Have you seen those collection plates?? ;)

Only when I have some counterfeit money I need to dispose of. :D

Psst! Sell him Volcano Insurance!


I could've sworn that I was the evil twin though.

Evil is a matter of degree. Perhaps I'm not so much 'evil' as 'eviller than you'.

Getting Stoned Off Her A$$ And Doing Th First Thing In Site...and She Is The Good Twin....hehehehe

He's buying some milk.
No sorry, thats my boring twin- the evil one's currently working on a new strain of anthrax which only effects children and kittens. He's THAT evil

Evil is a matter of degree. Perhaps I'm not so much 'evil' as 'eviller than you'.
No, evil is relative.

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*tosses your children in the trash*

HA!

Apparently he's seducing the hot little computer geek I've been working on for the past week. Bastard!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :D

Only when I have some counterfeit money I need to dispose of. :D

That's hardly sporting. I'd prefer to give non-convertable currency... like the old Luxemboug Francs. Not even BANKS would touch the stuff in Vienna, Prague, Bratislava, Krakow, Dusseldorf... ;)

No, evil is relative.

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*tosses your children in the trash*

HA!

*superglues your pets to the bullet train* HA!

I am a REAL twin...
My mother says I tried to kill my twin in the womb... he was born technically dead... but they revived him....

So that makes me evil, eh?

Psst! Sell him Volcano Insurance!


I could've sworn that I was the evil twin though.

Volcano insurance, eh?

*ponders*

I'll take two.

I am a REAL twin...
My mother says I tried to kill my twin in the womb... he was born technically dead... but they revived him....

So that makes me evil, eh?

Not necessarily. Good is supposed to triumph over evil.

So your nemesis has escaped and shall return when you least expect it! :eek:

Not necessarily. Good is supposed to triumph over evil.

So your nemesis has escaped and shall return when you least expect it! :eek:
Hmmm.... You've got a point. Yet, he's generally liked more....

My evil twin is on the downstairs computer playing games. But usually he tries to make me seem like an idiot by acting stupid himself, because if we look alike most people will assume we act the same and since he acts stupid, most people think that i must also be stupid.

...in....considerable....pain.....brb...

Teaching math in Topeka. At least, that is what my friend told me he was doing. I never knew I had an evil twin until she told me...

:( I was right. I did suffer for my twins' actions. But at least I don't have itching powder in my skivvies. :D

Skipping class... Oh wait, I'm the evil one.

So...where IS my good twin? Oh right, I left then back to program icky CGI!

My evil (actual) twin is attending class at a University while I am taking a year off to travel.. right now sipping wine in France.

:( I was right. I did suffer for my twins' actions. But at least I don't have itching powder in my skivvies. :D
Hmm...wonder what happens if I shoot myself? It worked in Fight Club!

he's with someone else's wife, treating her like the pig that she is

Hmm...wonder what happens if I shoot myself? It worked in Fight Club!

I disdain guns. But I might kick myself in the groin if I piss myself off enough.

My evil twin is out on the piss in swansea. When he's had enough that, he'll probably play pull a pig down in barons, before taking her back to the flat to make her squeel.

Passing Finance 433. He's a jerk.

I am the evil twin, I don't have a good twin, I killed him. Therefore, right now my good twin is pushing up the dasies.

My evil twin wants me to fight. Unfortunatnly, I have realized I do like fighting.
My evil twin wants me to fuck a chick.

he's digging a hole for me outside in the garden, while I'm typing useless help messages on an internet fourum...

As we are speaking right now, what is your evil twin up to? If you are the evil twin, what is your good twin doing?

Right now, my evil twin is preparing a hideous prank on a friend of mine who is borrowing my shower and was foolish enough to leave his personal effects where my twin could find them.

Most likely, I will get blamed for this. So if I don't answer for a while, it's because I'm getting my ass kicked. :(
My evil twin is existing... solely in my imagination.

he's digging a hole for me outside in the garden, while I'm typing useless help messages on an internet fourum...

YAY! :D

Cat-tribe is my evil twin... :)

Performing open heart surgery.

Cat-tribe is my evil twin... :)

I should clarify -

we're doppelgangers from opposing dimensions.

My evil twin is keeping me from leaving for an all-night study session.




Oh well....

Wait a minute...I'm the evil twin!
Mwhuahahaha.

I'm not sure I have an evil twin... or a good twin... since I seem to blur the line on my own, I must have a neutral twin...

I'm not sure I have an evil twin... or a good twin... since I seem to blur the line on my own, I must have a neutral twin...

Maybe you're a triplet and there are good AND evil versions of you.

Maybe you're a triplet and there are good AND evil versions of you.

:eek: never thought of that...

I thought of cloning my twin a couple times so I'd be the only good member of evil quadruplets. There just doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day for mischief. *sigh*

My evil twin is President of the United States.

I try not to talk about him too much...it embarrasses the family...

My evil twin is watching TV, while I am upstairs on the computer. I am very much seroiusly not joking. I have a twin sister. I am most definetely not lying. Ask Barastha or Paresia. They will assuredly tell you that I have a twin. Paresia will tell you that you must be joking, Anamaraeta is her evil twin.

My Evil twin is scheming to take over the world again.

So far he managed to clone a thousand of himself. But because we don't have the technology for accelerated growth, he's trying to juggle a thousand babies right now, and honestly it's really eating into his life savings. Very fast.

Cat-tribe is my evil twin... :)

Oh, okay! Well, that explains... no wait...