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Which song should I sing while dancing on Ronnie Reagan's grave?

Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 19:31
No poll here. I'm open to suggestions, including those attributed with comedic value, e.g. doing the chicken dance while singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.
The Internet Tough Guy
06-04-2005, 19:40
The Tendercrisp Bacon Chedder Ranch song, with Hootie.
Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 19:41
The Tendercrisp Bacon Chedder Ranch song, with Hootie.

How does that one go?
Lokiaa
06-04-2005, 19:42
"God Bless America" :rolleyes:
DrunkenDove
06-04-2005, 19:45
Abba- Money Money Money
Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 19:45
"God Bless America" :rolleyes:

No, I don't think that's going work.
Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 19:45
Abba- Money Money Money

:D
Kejott
06-04-2005, 19:45
Chili's Baby Back Ribs theme.
Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 19:46
Chili's Baby Back Ribs theme.

Again, I'm not familiar with American advertising themes. I'll need words + an mp3.
Swimmingpool
06-04-2005, 19:47
How about that Christy Moore song about Reagan? He wrote it specially for the ex-president's 1984 visit to Ireland, during which the noble, moral people of Ireland protested him away.
Potaria
06-04-2005, 19:48
Kill The Poor by the Dead Kennedys.
Crapholistan
06-04-2005, 19:48
The Backlash Blues by Nina Simone
Cadillac-Gage
06-04-2005, 19:56
Considering that Reagan died a long time before his body expired, (alzheimers, you know), there are probably any number of songs to choose from. Still, isn't it kind of tasteless to pick on a guy whose brains were going south before he left office?
I mean, Iron Maggie at least could be pointed to as being a stone-cold (censored) all the way up to the grave, but Ronnie kind of...drifted into nothingness a long time before he died. hmmm... "Oblivion".
Crapholistan
06-04-2005, 19:58
Considering that Reagan died a long time before his body expired, (alzheimers, you know), there are probably any number of songs to choose from. Still, isn't it kind of tasteless to pick on a guy whose brains were going south before he left office?
I mean, Iron Maggie at least could be pointed to as being a stone-cold (censored) all the way up to the grave, but Ronnie kind of...drifted into nothingness a long time before he died. hmmm... "Oblivion".

Actually..Maggie's brain was mush too when she died.
Gataway_Driver
06-04-2005, 19:58
fire, water, burn - blood hound gang
Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 20:00
fire, water, burn - blood hound gang

"Burn, motherfcuker, burn!"

Hmmm, you may be onto something.
East Canuck
06-04-2005, 20:00
Na na na, hey hey, goodbye.
Dempublicents1
06-04-2005, 20:03
No poll here. I'm open to suggestions, including those attributed with comedic value, e.g. doing the chicken dance while singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.

"Born in the USA", the song he wanted to use as a campaign tune, but had obviously never actually listened to the lyrics of. =)
Refused Party Program
06-04-2005, 20:05
I've just had a thought [no! really!].

I could dress up as Maggie Thatcher, do the chicken dance and sing Wannabe by the Spice Girls.
Gataway_Driver
06-04-2005, 20:06
"Burn, motherfcuker, burn!"

Hmmm, you may be onto something.

change the word roof to something describing ronnie aswel ;)
Crapholistan
06-04-2005, 21:04
"Insane in the brain" by Cypress Hill
BLARGistania
06-04-2005, 21:06
either Ding Song the Which is Dead from Wizard of Oz

or, Keep You Jesus Off My Penis.
Cognative Superios
06-04-2005, 21:15
The doom song
The Cat-Tribe
06-04-2005, 21:32
Kill The Poor by the Dead Kennedys.

Good one.

But what about "We've Got A Bigger Problem Now"

"We've Got A Bigger Problem Now"

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
****** knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California
Refused Party Program
07-04-2005, 14:32
Although I like the DKs I don't think I can resist an opportunity to dress-up.
Whispering Legs
07-04-2005, 14:48
Hollywood's often tried to mix
Show business with politics,
From Helen Gahagan
To Ronald Reagan,
But Mister Murphy is the star
Who's done the best by far.

Oh gee, it's great,
At last we've got a Senator who can
Really sing and dance!
We can't expect America
To win against its foes
With no one in the Senate who
Can really tap his toes.

The movies that you've seen
On your television screen
Show his legislative talents at a glance.
Should Americans pick crops? George says "No,
'Cause no one but a Mexican would stoop so low."
And after all, even in Egypt, the pharaohs
Had to import
Hebrew braceros.

Think of all the musicals we have in store.
Imagine: Broadway Melody of 1984.
Yes, now that he's a Senator, he's really got the chance
To give the public
A song and dance!
Blu-tac
07-04-2005, 14:50
Actually..Maggie's brain was mush too when she died.

Margaret Thatchers not dead.

http://margaretthatcher.com/essential/default.asp

where in the biography does it says shes dead, it doesn't it says, Margaret Thatcher still remains a contraverial figure, shes not dead.
Boonytopia
07-04-2005, 14:50
How about the Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape Homer had in the Simpsons?
Daistallia 2104
07-04-2005, 15:53
Considering that Reagan died a long time before his body expired, (alzheimers, you know), there are probably any number of songs to choose from. Still, isn't it kind of tasteless to pick on a guy whose brains were going south before he left office?
I mean, Iron Maggie at least could be pointed to as being a stone-cold (censored) all the way up to the grave, but Ronnie kind of...drifted into nothingness a long time before he died. hmmm... "Oblivion".Actually..Maggie's brain was mush too when she died.

:confused: Eh? When did the Iron Lady die?

Shows the brains of those posting here....
Jabergland
07-04-2005, 18:00
Dress up in a bumble bee suit and sing Blind Melon's "No Rain".

Or better yet, dress up as Richard Nixon and sing Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World".
Refused Party Program
07-04-2005, 18:07
Or better yet, dress up as Richard Nixon and sing Louis Armstrong's "What A Wonderful World".

Comedy factor = +8


But it's not quite insulting enough.
Ekland
07-04-2005, 18:07
What? Little Ronnie Reagan kicked the bucket? He was shot I hope? I would have to suggest something along the lines of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC... Oh wait, you didn't mean the Old Man did you? You did... YOU SICK BASTARD! WHATTHE FLYING FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! :mad:
C-anadia
07-04-2005, 18:08
If I were a terrorist(I'd bomb your graduation).
Refused Party Program
07-04-2005, 18:12
What? Little Ronnie Reagan kicked the bucket? He was shot I hope? I would have to suggest something along the lines of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC... Oh wait, you didn't mean the Old Man did you? You did... YOU SICK BASTARD! WHATTHE FLYING FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! :mad:

My doctor [that's me] says I have dance fever and a extremely subversive strain of communism.
Refused Party Program
07-04-2005, 18:16
If I were a terrorist(I'd bomb your graduation).

:D

Lend me your brain [I'm building an idiot]. This is fun.
Free Soviets
07-04-2005, 21:08
The Tendercrisp Bacon Chedder Ranch song, with Hootie.

that won't work. its just a twisted marketing parody of 'big rock candy mountain'. and the original is a fine upstanding song written by a wobbly in which 'there ain't no cops' and 'they hung the jerk that invented work'.
Bodies Without Organs
07-04-2005, 21:22
My vote goes for something by Fearless Iranians From Hell - so many classics to chose from 'Die For Allah'? 'Blow Up The Embassy'? 'A Martyr In Every Home'? 'Foolish Americans'?

Other possibilities are The Minutemen and their 'If Reagan Played Disco' or Crucifucks and their 'Hinckley Had a Vision', or even JFA and their 'Jody Foster Army'.


Heck - why not throw relevance out the window completely and do something by Jewdriver?
Refused Party Program
07-04-2005, 23:32
My vote goes for something by Fearless Iranians From Hell - so many classics to chose from 'Die For Allah'? 'Blow Up The Embassy'? 'A Martyr In Every Home'? 'Foolish Americans'?

Other possibilities are The Minutemen and their 'If Reagan Played Disco' or Crucifucks and their 'Hinckley Had a Vision', or even JFA and their 'Jody Foster Army'.



I shall investigate the Fearless Iranians.
Bodies Without Organs
07-04-2005, 23:55
EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.

Naked Raygun?
Swimmingpool
08-04-2005, 00:18
What? Little Ronnie Reagan kicked the bucket? He was shot I hope? I would have to suggest something along the lines of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC... Oh wait, you didn't mean the Old Man did you? You did... YOU SICK BASTARD! WHATTHE FLYING FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! :mad:
How would killing Ronnie Reagan Jr. be worse than killing Ronald Reagan Sr?
Gartref
08-04-2005, 00:19
Da Do Ron Ron

We met him on a Tuesday and our hearts stood still
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
Somebody told me that his brain was ill
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, his brain was ill
And when he talked, he lied
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

I knew what he was doing with the deficit
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
He looked so quiet but my oh my
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he talked, he lied
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

(Sax solo)

He drank the whole damn budget in a single quaff
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
Someday soon we're gonna to pay it off
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, he looked so fine,
Yes, I'll make him mine
And when he talked, he lied
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
New Granada
08-04-2005, 00:31
The Internationale


or the soviet national anthem
Salchicho
08-04-2005, 05:11
No poll here. I'm open to suggestions, including those attributed with comedic value, e.g. doing the chicken dance while singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.
Probably "Loser" by Beck.

Get a clue.
Patra Caesar
08-04-2005, 05:23
Just hum the "Star Wars" theme...
Nadkor
08-04-2005, 05:23
Loser is a good one

"How to be dead" by Snowpatrol
"Dont ever think too much" by The Zutons
"Sympathy for the devil" by the Rolling Stones
"Fuck Police Brutality" by Anti-Flag
"Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley
"Good to know that if i ever need attention all i have to do is die" by Brand New
"Your revolution is a joke" by Funeral for a Friend
"Great American sharpshooter" by Less Than Jake
"Disposable Heroes" by Metallica
"Megolamania" by Muse
"Scoff" by Nirvana
"Monkey gone to heavan" by the Pixies
"Song for the dead" by Queens of the Stoneage
"Electioneering" by Radiohead
"Bullet Proof...I wish I was" by Radiohead (...the shooting)
"The end of the world as we know it" by REM
edit: also, "Dancing in the moonlight" by Thin Lizzy

these are all based entirely on the song titles
Ravenclaws
08-04-2005, 05:33
"I hope you die" by the Bloodhound Gang. Appropriate for the death of anyone you don't like.
Jabergland
08-04-2005, 05:33
Here's another idea; dress up like either Satan or Osama and belt out "Just The Two Of Us".
Revionia
08-04-2005, 05:59
"The Internationale" or "Back in the USSR"

That'll make him spin his grave.
Soviet Narco State
08-04-2005, 06:07
"The Internationale" or "Back in the USSR"

That'll make him spin his grave.
Was back in the USSR a pro Communist song? I thought the beatles were counter revolutionary dogs.

Just play some crass. You know you will anyway.
Plutophobia
08-04-2005, 06:17
No poll here. I'm open to suggestions, including those attributed with comedic value, e.g. doing the chicken dance while singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.
I've got the perfect one.

"The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson.

I don’t want you and I don’t need you
Don’t bother to resist, or I’ll beat you.
It’s not your fault that you’re always wrong.
The weak ones are there to justify the strong.
The beautiful people, the beautiful people.
It’s all relative to the size of your steeple.
You can’t see the forest for the trees.
And you can’t smell,
Your own shit on your knees.
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man, it’s hard to be clean.
There’s no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker,
That’s in your way.
The worms will live in every host,
It’s hard to pick which one they eat most.
The horrible people, the horrible people.
It’s as anatomic as the size of your steeple.
Capitalism has made it this way,
Old-fashioned fascism,
Will take it away.
Pepe Dominguez
08-04-2005, 06:22
I'm not old enough to really remember Reagan, but if you're going to the Reagan Library to dance on his grave, you might be disappointed to find that you can't get anyplace near it. ;)
Squi
08-04-2005, 06:50
Well there are the classics like Moral Majority by the DKs which actually instucts Mr. Reagan to blow it out his ass, or the aforementioned California Uber Alles/We Got A bigger Problem Now. My personl instinct though is to take Harry Kissinger as performed by Monty Python and modify it, easy to sing a capella and to dance to.
Palauu
08-04-2005, 07:13
Dress up as a contra or an ayatolah and sing, Onward Christian Soldiers
Preebles
08-04-2005, 08:48
"Rape Me" by Nirvana...
Potaria
08-04-2005, 08:48
"Rape Me" by Nirvana...

Perfect!
Refused Party Program
08-04-2005, 10:58
I'm not old enough to really remember Reagan, but if you're going to the Reagan Library to dance on his grave, you might be disappointed to find that you can't get anyplace near it. ;)

Yeah, that's what you think.

*shifty eyes*

Rape Me

It's perfect, but not for Reagan. I'll save this for Tony Blair.
Tarlachia
08-04-2005, 11:16
You ought to do one of these two:

1) That "mushroom, mushroom" song... (not sure how the lyrics go exactly, anyone want to help me with this?)

2) DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI

Sing it like the guy does in this rather comical video (http://db.playego.com.br/orafiles/01122005120941567g.swf)
EDIT: Apparently, they've taken the video off the net...I'm sad...that was a hilarious video...

The lyrics. (http://www.catteacorner.com/dragosteadintei.htm)

EDIT 2: w00t! 2,600th post!
Jello Biafra
08-04-2005, 15:11
Since someone already said "Hinckley Had a Vision", I will have to go with "Bye Bye Ronnie" by M.D.C.
Preebles
08-04-2005, 15:16
It's perfect, but not for Reagan. I'll save this for Tony Blair.
LOL. It is apt.
Frangland
08-04-2005, 15:23
You dance on Reaqgan's grave, I'll dance on FDR's, that F'ing socialist.
Swimmingpool
08-04-2005, 15:24
Probably "Loser" by Beck.

Get a clue.
I love how the guy with the huge W in his signature takes this sooo seriously.

Keep prodding!
Frangland
08-04-2005, 15:24
You dance on Reagan's grave, I'll dance on FDR's...

Reagan allowed our economy to thrive by keeping his hands off of business, which is the way things should be in this country.

He knew that Free Enterprise is the best way to do business, and it flourished under him.

Our taxes were low, we had more to spend, and we spent it. Reagan was an awesome president. You have a lot of nerve to talk about "dancing on his grave"

If you don't like America, get the fuck out.

(here come all the democrats with their "deficit" mantra... deficit doesn't mean crap, really)
Refused Party Program
08-04-2005, 15:25
You dance on Reaqgan's grave, I'll dance on FDR's, that F'ing socialist.

He wasn't a socialist and I'll join you on that dance. How about a slow dance?
Jello Biafra
08-04-2005, 15:26
He wasn't a socialist and I'll join you on that dance. How about a slow dance?
That's true, but he was still the best president the U.S. ever had...kinda sad, isn't it?
Frangland
08-04-2005, 15:29
He wasn't a socialist and I'll join you on that dance. How about a slow dance?

rofl

FDR not a socialist

So... how high did he raise taxes on the wealthy?

And to whom did he give the money?

Redistribution of wealth, government control of industry (by way of exorbitant taxes)... hmmm, not socialist ideals, eh?

FDR was a socialist, unequivocally.

FDR was good for getting the country out of the Depression (though had little knowledge of economics/finance)... but many of the programs he instilled should have been cut back or demolished after we were on our feet again and people were investing somewhat more wisely.
-----------------------------------

As for the slow dance, how about "Stand By Your Man"?

hehe
Jello Biafra
08-04-2005, 15:31
So... how high did he raise taxes on the wealthy?

And to whom did he give the money?
Not high enough.

To the people who were going to revolt, in order to stop the revolution.
Frangland
08-04-2005, 15:33
the nerve...

"I don't have any money, SO I'M GOING TO STEAL YOURS!"

great attitude, that.
Swimmingpool
08-04-2005, 16:18
If you don't like America, get the fuck out.

(here come all the democrats with their "deficit" mantra... deficit doesn't mean crap, really)
Not liking Reagan =/= not liking America.

You're one of those "all liberals are TRAITORS!" people aren't you?

Deficit does mean something. Just people like you say it doesn't to mask imperfections in your image of your "great leader".
Jello Biafra
08-04-2005, 16:32
the nerve...

"I don't have any money, SO I'M GOING TO STEAL YOURS!"

great attitude, that.
Ah, yes. Great attitude. America was founded upon theft, namely the theft of the land from the Natives. How convenient it is for those who benefitted from the theft to suggest that it should stop now.

Not to mention that Reagan was easily the worst U.S. President, for a number of reasons. The economy thrived because of incessant government spending (the national debt went from less than a trillion to almost four trillion during the '80s.) There was also a recession during his term, lest you forget.
Refused Party Program
08-04-2005, 16:36
If you don't like America, get the fuck out.


Hey, slow down, I haven't been there yet. I'm not going to leave until we dance.
La Habana Cuba
14-05-2006, 18:42
Hail To The Chief, and God Save The King, King Ronald Reagan The I.

God Bless.
Kinda Sensible people
14-05-2006, 19:03
White Trash (Second Generation) by Bad Religion

or

Speak or Revolution Calling by Queensryche
Desperate Measures
14-05-2006, 19:08
Faith No More
Land Of Sunshine

You have a winning way, so keep it
Your future
You are an angel heading for a land of sunshine
And fortune us smiling upon you
Prepare for a series of comfortable miracles
From fasting to feasting
And life to you is a dashing, bold adventure
So sing and rejoice
And look for the dream that keeps
Coming back
Your future
Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake
Cuz everything is not yet lost
(does life seem worthwhile to you? )
Here’s how to order!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
Do others push you around?
Is age against you?
Sing and rejoice!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
Does emotional music
Have quite an effect on you?
I-i can help
I can help you
I can help you help yourself!
Here’s how to order!
Varicose
Comatose
Senile


Or maybe:
Surprise! You're Dead! Lyrics
Artist(Band):Faith No More
Katzistanza
14-05-2006, 19:12
You dance on Reagan's grave, I'll dance on FDR's...

Reagan allowed our economy to thrive by keeping his hands off of business, which is the way things should be in this country.

He knew that Free Enterprise is the best way to do business, and it flourished under him.

Our taxes were low, we had more to spend, and we spent it. Reagan was an awesome president. You have a lot of nerve to talk about "dancing on his grave"

If you don't like America, get the fuck out.

(here come all the democrats with their "deficit" mantra... deficit doesn't mean crap, really)

Reagan killed thousands of South American, Reagan cut off the supply of TB vaccine in the middle of an epidemic, Reagan sold weapons to terrorists to fund other terrorists and drug runners, Reagan wasted billions on fantisy space lasers all his scientists told him wouldn't work, and they didn't. Reagan was a murderer and a coward.

YOU get the fuck out.


White Trash (Second Generation) by Bad Religion

Nice.

I was ganna say American Jesus by Bad Religion,

or Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.
Refused Party Program
14-05-2006, 19:15
As for the slow dance, how about "Stand By Your Man"?



NS Poll: Was Frangland coming on to Refused Party Program?
DHomme
14-05-2006, 19:17
Ass N Titties by DJ assault
The White Hats
14-05-2006, 19:50
`My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes To Bitburg)', The Ramones.
Frangland
14-05-2006, 20:13
if you hated Reagan, how about this (lyrics slightly altered):

While waving a Soviet flag and doing some Russian dancing:

"Take this job and shove it
I don't wanna work no more"
Refused Party Program
14-05-2006, 20:15
if you hated Reagan, how about this (lyrics slightly altered):

Take this job and shove it
I don't wanna work no more

That's a bit short and only slightly silly. I'm looking for something long and completely outrageous. Dude needs to work up a sweat.
Thriceaddict
14-05-2006, 20:15
NS Poll: Was Frangland coming on to Refused Party Program?
Yes, definately.
Jenrak
14-05-2006, 20:18
We are the Champions.
Yootopia
14-05-2006, 20:43
Rock the Casbah - particularly relevant with the video.
Michaelic France
14-05-2006, 23:40
The internationale.
Forsakia
14-05-2006, 23:55
Masters of War by Bob Dylan seems quite appropriate.

And then when Thatcher dies there's Maggie's Farm
Homovox
14-05-2006, 23:58
I Desire, by Devo. the lyrics were taken from a poem by John Hinckley, Jr.
Soheran
15-05-2006, 00:19
If you want to really infuriate his soul, sing this one:

Himno de la Unidad Sandinista

Adelante marchemos compañeros
avancemos a la revolución
nuestro pueblo es el dueño de su historia
arquitecto de su liberación.

Combatientes del Frente Sandinista
adelante que es nuestro el porvenir
rojinegra bandera nos cobija
¡Patria libre vencer o morir!

Los hijos de Sandino
ni se venden ni se rinden
luchamos contra el yanqui
enemigo de la humanidad.

Adelante marchemos compañeros
avancemos a la revolución
nuestro pueblo es el dueño de su historia
arquitecto de su liberación.

Hoy el amanecer dejó de ser una tentación
mañana algún día sugirá un nuevo sol
que habrá de iluminar toda la tierra
que nos dejaron nuestros mártires y héroes
con caudalosos ríos de leche y miel.

Adelante marchemos compañeros
avancemos a la revolución
nuestro pueblo es el dueño de su historia
arquitecto de su liberación.
CSW
15-05-2006, 00:40
EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.


We've got a bigger problem now?

Damn, Cat Tribe got that one :[.

I still vote for reagan youth.
Infinite Revolution
15-05-2006, 01:28
'i've got ta luverly bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row... etc.'
Bodies Without Organs
15-05-2006, 01:33
We've got a bigger problem now?

Damn, Cat Tribe got that one :[.

Pipped to the post by just an entire year.
CSW
15-05-2006, 01:35
Pipped to the post by just an entire year.

Don't make fun of my slow reflexes :[.
Straughn
15-05-2006, 02:18
No poll here. I'm open to suggestions, including those attributed with comedic value, e.g. doing the chicken dance while singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.
Oh, Dead Man's Party, by Oingo Boingo, absolutely. Probably offered up already.
Straughn
15-05-2006, 02:21
Hollywood's often tried to mix
Show business with politics,
From Helen Gahagan
To Ronald Reagan,
But Mister Murphy is the star
Who's done the best by far.

Oh gee, it's great,
At last we've got a Senator who can
Really sing and dance!
We can't expect America
To win against its foes
With no one in the Senate who
Can really tap his toes.

The movies that you've seen
On your television screen
Show his legislative talents at a glance.
Should Americans pick crops? George says "No,
'Cause no one but a Mexican would stoop so low."
And after all, even in Egypt, the pharaohs
Had to import
Hebrew braceros.

Think of all the musicals we have in store.
Imagine: Broadway Melody of 1984.
Yes, now that he's a Senator, he's really got the chance
To give the public
A song and dance!So is it gonna be you or International Poster of Mystery from here out?
;)
Viviani
15-05-2006, 02:23
"Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus.
Dinaverg
15-05-2006, 02:23
Na na na, hey hey, goodbye.

That's "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, go-oodbye."
Bejerot
15-05-2006, 02:25
If you don't like Reagan, then why are you going to the Reagan Library? I mean, it's not like it's even remotely close to anything else. When I went last summer, it took two hours from the coast, and we even had to go through a brush fire to get there. That's going pretty stupidly far for someone you hate.
Utracia
15-05-2006, 02:47
That's "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, go-oodbye."

Perfect.

*nods*
Eutrusca
15-05-2006, 02:50
No poll here. I'm open to suggestions, including those attributed with comedic value, e.g. doing the chicken dance while singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

EDIT: Please, no Reagan Youth.
You obviously have no sense of respect or honor. Goodbye.