NationStates Jolt Archive


You know what the media need?

Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 18:04
They need more sex and violence. Let's face it, people want to see sex and violence. We love to hear about it, read about it, have it graphically displayed on our movie screens, TVs and computer monitors. I say give the people what they really want, porn and combat. Hell, they're so good you don't even need a plot. Ever watch boxing, kickboxing, or ultimate fighting championship? Ever watch porn?

I'm looking to start a group to lobby the FCC, TV stations, etc. to put more sex and violence on the airwaves. We can counter the voices of those repressed, puritanical morons who want to sanitize everything for their little sheltered baby's eyes.
New Sancrosanctia
06-04-2005, 18:06
someone should put a show on in which repressed puritanical morons are repeatedly skull fucked. and the thing about a good skullfucking is that it fulfulls both of your criteria.
Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 18:11
I'm calling my group "Citizens United for Nudity on Television"
Komani
06-04-2005, 18:13
They need more sex and violence. Let's face it, people want to see sex and violence. We love to hear about it, read about it, have it graphically displayed on our movie screens, TVs and computer monitors. I say give the people what they really want, porn and combat. Hell, they're so good you don't even need a plot. Ever watch boxing, kickboxing, or ultimate fighting championship? Ever watch porn?

I'm looking to start a group to lobby the FCC, TV stations, etc. to put more sex and violence on the airwaves. We can counter the voices of those repressed, puritanical morons who want to sanitize everything for their little sheltered baby's eyes.

Sex and violence? That's why we have the internet.
Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 18:15
Sex and violence? That's why we have the internet.
Yes, and the internet does fulfil it's role well, but we should not have to go even a moment without sex and violence. It should be everywhere. We should be able to find it at any time of the day on TV, radio, advertizing, etc.
Komani
06-04-2005, 18:21
Yes, and the internet does fulfil it's role well, but we should not have to go even a moment without sex and violence. It should be everywhere. We should be able to find it at any time of the day on TV, radio, advertizing, etc.

Well reasoned, you have my vote.
The Internet Tough Guy
06-04-2005, 18:25
I'm calling my group "Citizens United for Nudity on Television"

I would really like to get involved with Citizens United for Nudity on Television.
Kusarii
06-04-2005, 18:27
I don't know about your campaign for more sex and violence on tv.

The ability to say "fuck" on american television however, would be gladly welcomed by those of us who are mature enough to realise that "fuck" is a word used in daily parlance.
Occidio Multus
06-04-2005, 18:29
They need more sex and violence. >>snip<<<<<<<<<<
you know what? thats what i need more of, on a personal level.
Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 18:29
I don't know about your campaign for more sex and violence on tv.

The ability to say "fuck" on american television however, would be gladly welcomed by those of us who are mature enough to realise that "fuck" is a word used in daily parlance.
You're god-damned right! Those fucking cocksuckers at the FCC are preventing all television programming from reaching the same level of excellence as Deadwood.

I totally felt like Al Sweringen while typing that.
Occidio Multus
06-04-2005, 18:30
I would really like to get involved with Citizens United for Nudity on Television.
cant you just get the spice channel? who wants to see ordinary, every day people with out clothes? think about that for a second.
Kusarii
06-04-2005, 18:32
You're god-damned right! Those fucking cocksuckers at the FCC are preventing all television programming from reaching the same level of excellence as Deadwood.

Now that's what I'm talking about! God damn!
The Internet Tough Guy
06-04-2005, 18:32
cant you just get the spice channel? who wants to see ordinary, every day people with out clothes? think about that for a second.

The Spice Channel doesn't give you a nametag with an awesome acronym.
Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 18:34
cant you just get the spice channel? who wants to see ordinary, every day people with out clothes? think about that for a second.
How often do you see ordinary everyday people on TV? I'm talking about kinky hardcore and fetish sex on soap operas and sitcoms.
Occidio Multus
06-04-2005, 18:36
How often do you see ordinary everyday people on TV? I'm talking about kinky hardcore and fetish sex on soap operas and sitcoms.
then what would be so special about being a degenerate pervert, such as i am? i wouldnt want evryone to be as sick.it would just get boring.
Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 18:37
then what would be so special about being a degenerate pervert, such as i am? i wouldnt want evryone to be as sick.it would just get boring.
But just think of all the swell new people who would be interested in experimenting with you.
Kejott
06-04-2005, 18:38
Just give me a show where 100 bodybuilders and soldiers who take steriods fight hand to hand in a dirt arena with naked cheerleaders/strippers on the sidelines. Then I would be happy.

Oh forgot something, all the commercials must be advertisements for weaponry and strip clubs. :D
Occidio Multus
06-04-2005, 18:39
But just think of all the swell new people who would be interested in experimenting with you.
hmmm. yeah- but i am picky as all hell.
Kevady
06-04-2005, 18:44
Just give me a show where 100 bodybuilders and soldiers who take steriods fight hand to hand in a dirt arena with naked cheerleaders/strippers on the sidelines. Then I would be happy.

Oh forgot something, all the commercials must be advertisements for weaponry and strip clubs. :D

off course, what would be the point of advertisements otherwise?
Drunk commies reborn
06-04-2005, 22:41
BUMPing this as a public service announcement.