What if you were in a console-style role-playing game?
What would your stats be? What class? Etc.
Here's me:
http://img16.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img16&image=rpgme5ik.png
:D
Preebles
06-04-2005, 15:19
LOL. That reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. (skills...)
And it gives new meaning to the phrase "dirty commie." ;)
LOL. That reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. (skills...)
And it gives new meaning to the phrase "dirty commie." ;)
:D
Haken Rider
06-04-2005, 15:40
Of to MS paint I go!
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/9576/flowergirl1fx.jpg
Of to MS paint I go!
Hehehe, I look forward to it ^_^
Scouserlande
06-04-2005, 16:00
hhaha nice
Roach-Busters
06-04-2005, 16:09
My weapon would be the Can of Raid, my armor would be the Orkin uniform, and my element would be Soap.
Scouserlande
06-04-2005, 16:11
Weapon of Choice Sack of Door nobs/ snooker ball in a sock
Divine Imaginary Fluff
06-04-2005, 17:17
Let's see...
Class: Freaky nerd
Alignment: Totally insane and generally good
Max HP: (insert something pretty average here)
Max MP: (insert huge value here)
Strenght: 6/20
Intelligence: 20/20
Wisdom: 12/20
Dexterity: 10/20
and so on...
Fighting skills: Poor
Magic skills: Frighteningly good
Strongest spells:
1. Major Fluffalization (instantly causes nearby enemies to explode into clouds of fluffiness. MP cost: extreme)
2. Major Defluffalization (instantly causes nearby enemies to implode - leaves a big bloody mess. MP cost: extreme)
3. Nuclear Explosion (nukes a pretty big area. MP cost: huge)
4. Burning Sensation (causes nearby enemies to spontaneously combust. MP cost: big)
5. Minor Fluffalization (instantly causes one enemy to explode into a cloud of fluffiness. MP cost: big)
6. Minor Defluffalization (instantly causes an enemy to implode - leaves a bloody mess. MP cost: big)
7. Wet Dream (causes an enemy to fall asleep and then immedietly drown, for some weird reason. MP cost: pretty big)
8. Fluffle Fest (causes all nearby enemies to fluffle eachother until totally exhausted. MP cost: pretty big)
EDIT: Almost forgot...
Special abilities:
1. Insane Laugher (scares everyone nearby, and might give enemies heart attacks)
2. Evil Laugher (scares everyone nearby, and is guaranteed to make enemies cover in fear)
3. Brainwash (if successfull, makes target the user's slave permanently)
4. Maniacal Casting (causes user to temporarily go raging mad and bombard everyone near with fireballs and lightning bolts)
Keruvalia
06-04-2005, 17:41
Ooh ooh ooh! I wanna play!
Class: Bard (yes, that's right. Bard. Wanna fight about it?)
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (by AD&D standards)
HP don't count in the real world, but I've taken hits in the back from an AK while in body armor and was barely winded, so I guess something above average. :p
Strength: Strong like bull.
Intelligence: Smarter than yo mama!
Wisdom: I know not to put my hand on a hot burner.
Dexterity: Clumsy ass mofo.
Constitution: I never, ever get sick or injured.
Charisma: It's all about the charm, baby.
Fighting skills: Watch your groin!
Magic skills: Merlin is rank amateur!
Special Abilities:
Magnetic Colon
Can fling a shoe at a kid and hit them in the head from 40 yards
Kitty Darts
Photoshop Master
Can soul kiss without tiring
Can eat my own weight in marshmallows
Ever worsening hair
Can lay on guilt trips better than your grandma
Can eradicate the world's supply of brussel sprouts with a thought
Booyah.
Heheheheheh, excellent responses.
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Magnetic colon? I want one! Uh, I think.