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yup, getting a haircut today - first time in... ages! i'm pretty scared and need moral support :D
actually, i need advice: wtf should i do with it? i asked this a couple of months back and everyone said "get it layered, loose the beard/tashce."

that advice still stand?

pic of me taken last night: http://www.hlj.me.uk/DSC03244.JPG


thanks :D

Dont i want my Mullet back!
Or the MoHawk!

I should say that the advice stands. Maybe you could straighten it as well.

I should say that the advice stands. Maybe you could straighten it as well.
i got hair straighteners for christmas http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif ... its not something i'm proud of :p

but they are a pain in the arse to use

i got hair straighteners for christmas http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif ... its not something i'm proud of :p

but they are a pain in the arse to use

Ever tried chemical relaxers?

nope... where might i get a, umm... packet from? sounds good

teehee

nope... where might i get a, umm... packet from? sounds good

I don't know - my hair is annoyingly straight. You could ask your chemist, or your hairdresser.

I don't know - my hair is annoyingly straight. You could ask your chemist, or your hairdresser.
darn, i'll ask. cheers :)
it used to be so much more curly - the length & weight of it has dragged it straighter w00t!

Don't do it man..... Don't

Don't do it man..... Don't

Quiet, you!

I would spend at least a week with an intermediate cut, maybe porn star mullet and moustache?

Did shomebody shend for a plumber?

Don't do it man..... Don't
you gotta let your freak flag fly

Don't do it man..... Don't
i know... i'm having second thoughts :(
i mean, its finally looking ok after so long of just looking unkempt

I would spend at least a week with an intermediate cut, maybe porn star mullet and moustache?

Did shomebody shend for a plumber?

Yes, yes!!!!! You could look like Ron Jeremy if you tried....

Eynonistan.... why is your pornstar Sean Connery?

Yes, yes!!!!! You could look like Ron Jeremy if you tried....
:cool: :D coooooooool

maybe i'll get some action... ;)

i know... i'm having second thoughts :(
i mean, its finally looking ok after so long of just looking unkempt

Layering it won't take it all off. It'll just make your head look like that of a human, instead of, well, to be blunt, that of a mop.

i know... i'm having second thoughts :(
i mean, its finally looking ok after so long of just looking unkempt
That's what I mean..... you'll never get it back the way it was.

Don't do it :(

Yes, yes!!!!! You could look like Ron Jeremy if you tried....

Eynonistan.... why is your pornstar Sean Connery?

Sorry it was meant to be a dodgy Dutch accent :(

Erm, I'll shee to your pipesh with my mashive tool?

Now it's beginning to sound like Tony Benn and I'm disturbing myself :?

Layering it won't take it all off. It'll just make your head look like that of a human, instead of, well, to be blunt, that of a mop.
mmmm mops :rolleyes:
fine, a layering it is :( (sorry LP)

:cool: :D coooooooool

maybe i'll get some action... ;)

That sort of depends on whether or not you have a 10-inch cock lol

That sort of depends on whether or not you have a 10-inch cock lol

Doesn't everyone? :p

That sort of depends on whether or not you have a 10-inch cock lol
...of course. who doesn't http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif

Sorry it was meant to be a dodgy Dutch accent :(

Erm, I'll shee to your pipesh with my mashive tool?

Now it's beginning to sound like Tony Benn and I'm disturbing myself :?
:mad: Goddammit!


And PM: Pffft. I just know you are gonna hate yourself for not listening

i got hair straighteners for christmas http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif ... its not something i'm proud of :p

but they are a pain in the arse to use

You have to get the kind with a built in comb. :)

Once you get the right kind, they're easy to use. :)

...of course. who doesn't http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif

Urg! You womb-basher!

(Just in case you didn't get the message before, would you go to http://www.freewebs.com/kamarate/getincontact.htm into the chatroom and help me please?)

That's what I mean..... you'll never get it back the way it was.

Don't do it :(

It should. My hair is layered. I always get it layered. Most women get their hair layered. Just tell them you don't want a straight trim. Be careful though, because you may find out you have curly when you get it layered. :)

And PM: Pffft. I just know you are gonna hate yourself for not listening
i'll post a pic when i get back. you can judge for yourself ;)

damnit it better be good :mad:

I hope you didn't mean a picture of your cock.......

I hope you didn't mean a picture of your cock.......
Why im sure youd luv it! ;)

i'll post a pic when i get back. you can judge for yourself ;)

damnit it better be good :mad:
Don't do it. You hair doesn't look like a mop and neither does mine. Heck. Come to think of it, I don't know any long haired person (male of female) who's hair looks like a mop. Don't let them get to you. Don't listen to society.

If it's 10 inches, no thanks!

Don't do it. You hair doesn't look like a mop and neither does mine. Heck. Come to think of it, I don't know any long haired person (male of female) who's hair looks like a mop. Don't let them get to you. Don't listen to society.
i'm gonna get it done now, but if its too 'normal' its growing right out to the mop phase again!

I hope you didn't mean a picture of your cock.......
;)

i'm gonna get it done now, but if its too 'normal' its growing right out to the mop phase again!
I'm just saying: layered today, gone tomorrow

If it's 10 inches, no thanks!
eh fussy! :p

I'm just saying: layered today, gone tomorrow
:eek: gone?! never!!

LP's right! keep your place in the hair revolution. don't let the haircut fascists win!

PM, thanks for all the help, but I thought of another way to get my pic....

PM, thanks for all the help, but I thought of another way to get my pic....
no probs. sorry i couldn't help more - i'm still confused about it tbh :p



edit: :eek: 10 minutes to go until irreversable hair cuttage! *bites nails*

no probs. sorry i couldn't help more - i'm still confused about it tbh :p



edit: :eek: 10 minutes to go until irreversable hair cuttage! *bites nails*
Call in sick!

no probs. sorry i couldn't help more - i'm still confused about it tbh :p



edit: :eek: 10 minutes to go until irreversable hair cuttage! *bites nails*

good luck with the hair cuttage. I know how you feel, I cut mine from my arse crack to my tits....

oh god its awful. and so horribly effeminate :(

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


LP and all, you were right! why didn't i listen :(

oh god its awful. and so horribly effeminate :(

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


LP and all, you were right! why didn't i listen :(
AAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I FECKING TOLD YOU SO! :rolleyes:

Is it a bob?

AAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I FECKING TOLD YOU SO! :rolleyes:
*cries*


*dies a little inside*

:(


Is it a bob?
a what? :confused:

btw, nice one on getting ur picture up :)

*cries*


*dies a little inside*

:(

Now you're gonna have to smoke weed and get drunk to feel better

nice one on getting ur picture up :)

Cheers mate

Now you're gonna have to smoke weed and get drunk to feel better
*wails*

can't.... not till next week when i get back to uni :(



http://www.geekmuffin.com/images/waaah.gif

oh god its awful. and so horribly effeminate :(

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:


LP and all, you were right! why didn't i listen :(
I'm sure it looks great, it can't look anything but good on you! i wanna see a pic

*wails*

can't.... not till next week when i get back to uni :(
Awww. Sucks to be you. :(

So remember kids: ALWAYS listen to the pirate

this is a victory for the haircut fascists. :mad: but the hair revolution grows ever stronger :p

There is always the option of shaving it all off. I got a hair cut, hated it so several minutes and 1/4 can of shaveing cream later...tada...I'm Mr. Clean, well the Amish-looking version.

Damn you man i told you what will the other Musketeers do noW?!

Damn. Messy hair is the way to go, man. Never brush or comb it, and shower every day to make it puffy. Haircuts are for the weak!

Damn. Messy hair is the way to go, man. Never brush or comb it, and shower every day to make it puffy. Haircuts are for the weak!
You're single, right? :p

You're single, right? :p

I definitely wouldn't be if I still went to public school. I get stared at when I'm in Wal-Mart, for crying out loud...