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Come one, come all, its free (for now)! Welcome to the Odd-Fellows Convention. Here people who are "interesting" or strange, come here to talk and post wacko conspiracy theories or just plan weird comments. Spots are open for the two Chairpeople positions. At the end of the convention we all get drunk and disperse, and meet another day.

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ok now that that has been said, McDonalds is adding addicting additives to the food to further poison the world's peoples

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Ioof?

Ioof?
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im odd but im not a fellow....does that count?

Am I odd? Either way I'll drink at the end of the convention, and at the start and most of the way through too...

Am I odd? Either way I'll drink at the end of the convention, and at the start and most of the way through too...

I don't know, but the real question is: Am I odd?

Am I odd? Either way I'll drink at the end of the convention, and at the start and most of the way through too...
well i'm drunk anyway so it sounds like a laugh

im odd but im not a fellow....does that count?
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yay

w00t! A haven for the criminally insane! *Watches angry mob, complete with pitchforks and torches, charge at him, only to be cut down by the carfully positioned Claymore mines* Well, I warned them not to play with my... experiments. Any chance I can set up a lab here? I don't need much space, just a few square miles for a small particle accelerator, maybe a story high Van deGraaf generator or three...

!nepo si rab ehT
!11 llit eerF

w00t! A haven for the criminally insane! *Watches angry mob, complete with pitchforks and torches, charge at him, only to be cut down by the carfully positioned Claymore mines* Well, I warned them not to play with my... experiments. Any chance I can set up a lab here? I don't need much space, just a few square miles for a small particle accelerator, maybe a story high Van deGraaf generator or three...
yes over there.

Did you know you can buy cheap, undrinkable vodka, put it through a Brita filter 5-6 times and get cheap totally drinkable vodka. Brita be praised, you've saved poor drunks at last.
ecky ecky ecky pitang zoom boing mumblemumble

Did you know you can buy cheap, undrinkable vodka, put it through a Brita filter 5-6 times and get cheap totally drinkable vodka. Brita be praised, you've saved poor drunks at last.
ecky ecky ecky pitang zoom boing mumblemumble

Wow! I bow before your wisdom! :eek:

You know what else you can do with a Brita filter? You can put Orange Juice in it, and you'll get... Orange-y water... stuff! I think.

yes over there.
Sweet! And here I thought I'd have to devise an interdimensional transport and create a pocket demension to hold everything in! Soon, I will surpass FermiLab (I wish - they have four-story tall Van deGraaf Generators, just to polarize the air :eek: plus a massive particle accelerator).

gnikrow si ecived gnirrorim ym! Can't do punctuation right, though... *Tinkers a bit*

It's interesting that while 5 chose 'yes,' only 2 chose 'yes.'

This shows the violence inherent in the system.

Qwertyuiop!


I voted no... because among you... I'm not odd at all... I'm normal... like you all are. :D

At the end of the convention we all get drunk and disperse, and meet another day.
There.

That's your problem, in a nutshell.

Waiting until the end of the day to get drunk....

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to those that want strong drinks and live in cold climates

pour your drink into a bucket and cover it with plastic, set it outside, wait an hour and go out and break the ice off and toss it, repeat over and over again until you don't want to do it anymore

you now have the 'spirit' of the drink

this is one of the still-less ways to make moonshine, you can use anything that gets ya drunk, from wine to meads to hard drinks. I don't think it really works with beers and ales, since they are much weaker and have more water in them.

to those that want strong drinks and live in cold climates

pour your drink into a bucket and cover it with plastic, set it outside, wait an hour and go out and break the ice off and toss it, repeat over and over again until you don't want to do it anymore

you now have the 'spirit' of the drink

this is one of the still-less ways to make moonshine, you can use anything that gets ya drunk, from wine to meads to hard drinks. I don't think it really works with beers and ales, since they are much weaker and have more water in them.
Ah... the old tradition of "breaking plastic" revealed, rivaling, for Canadians, the ancient European tradition of "breaking bread."

Ah... the old tradition of "breaking plastic" revealed, rivaling, for Canadians, the ancient European tradition of "breaking bread."

also used to have a killer recipe for some good mead, and a 16th century ale... ;)

You know, if someone poked you with silver-painted, homicidal carrots while giggling maniacally and throwing huge chunks of pure fluff at you, there is a chance that it would improve your current level of insanity.

Oh, and there's an idiot in my class who can't shut up. He keeps talking trash and singling along to crappy music that he plays loudly all day. On top of that, his voice is so irritating that I do seriously feel like strangling him... KILL KILL KILL!11!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!1!11!!1

Oh, and:

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For some reason I suspect that oh, virtually everyone who voted yes isn't thinking of a certain fraternal order.

Everyone drink heavily.

There were once three fish. A conservative fish, a liberal fish and a moderate fish. They all enjoyed swimming in the same pond until one day a man came along and threww in a line with hook and worm. The liberal fish went and hid under a log, the conservative fish swam in circles and the moderate fish went and bit down on the worm was pulled from the pond and made a nice meal for the guy later back at his camp.

So you see, it is a lot like life in the US and some other places I forget.

There were once three fish. A conservative fish, a liberal fish and a moderate fish. They all enjoyed swimming in the same pond until one day a man came along and threww in a line with hook and worm. The liberal fish went and hid under a log, the conservative fish swam in circles and the moderate fish went and bit down on the worm was pulled from the pond and made a nice meal for the guy later back at his camp.

So you see, it is a lot like life in the US and some other places I forget.
That was a good allegory, for that you are hereby the Speaker of this convention and shall have all the alcohol and bar food you desire.

That was a good allegory, for that you are hereby the Speaker of this convention and shall have all the alcohol and bar food you desire.

Damn its morning here, I can't drink until afternoon!! The food however. . .

Now here is an idea, cheese, steak or cheeseburger flavored toothpaste. The paste can even have little bits of the food inside it for just the right touch of realism!

i nominate myself for Listener of the House, to be gifted unlimited booze and munchies upon my appointment

Damn its morning here, I can't drink until afternoon!! The food however. . .

Now here is an idea, cheese, steak or cheeseburger flavored toothpaste. The paste can even have little bits of the food inside it for just the right touch of realism!
I would actually buy that, provided the steak comes in medium-rare.

i nominate myself for Listener of the House, to be gifted unlimited booze and munchies upon my appointment
You are hereby made Listener of the House and are gifted 50 gallons of booze [a day] and unlimited munchies upon your request.

Damn its morning here, I can't drink until afternoon!! The food however. . .

Now here is an idea, cheese, steak or cheeseburger flavored toothpaste. The paste can even have little bits of the food inside it for just the right touch of realism!
can we have boca paste for us veggie people?

You are hereby made Listener of the House and are gifted 50 gallons of booze [a day] and unlimited munchies upon your request.
nice, a couple longtrail ales and a bag of pretzels for now
no dont get up ill help myself

Okay we now have a Vegetarian Menu, enjoy but remember, DON'T DRINK THE WATER.

Okay we now have a Vegetarian Menu, enjoy but remember, DON'T DRINK THE WATER.
how abute crunching on the ice?

how abute crunching on the ice?
As long as you don't drink it.

Boccapaste for vegetarians, the steak flavor would come rare, medium rare, medium, well and burnt. Also with A.1. flavor!

Boccapaste for vegetarians, the steak flavor would come rare, medium rare, medium, well and burnt. Also with A.1. flavor!
Excellent. What say you Speaker, what should we do now?

It is time for all to collapse under the strain of living.

Raise your glasses in a toast! "This is for all those posters who believe everything they read! This is for all posters who enjoy a good gibbersih moment! Hail thee and welcome to Valhalla!"

Kick the hamster everyone! Kick the hamster in his ball and watch'im roll!!

I can tell by your post, that you are an oddfellow.

You can tell by my post, I'm an oddfellow, too.

They can tell by our posts, that we are both oddfellows.

If you make a post, you can be an oddfellow, too.

no spare the hampster,
instead use the sacrificial gerbil

no spare the hampster,
instead use the sacrificial gerbil

And Jesethophis did spare the hamster but the gerbil was kicked and his ball did roll. And then the Speaker was greatly displeased and he called Jesethophis and said, "Why did you spare the hamster? And why did you, my servant not kick his ball and watch him roll?"
Jesethophis was much afraid and he did tremble but the speaker said unto him, "Fear not for you are still good in my sight, but kick the damn hamster now ore there is gonna be a heap of trouble!"

And Jesethophis did spare the hamster but the gerbil was kicked and his ball did roll. And then the Speaker was greatly displeased and he called Jesethophis and said, "Why did you spare the hamster? And why did you, my servant not kick his ball and watch him roll?"
Jesethophis was much afraid and he did tremble but the speaker said unto him, "Fear not for you are still good in my sight, but kick the damn hamster now ore there is gonna be a heap of trouble!"
htough i am not jesethophis i shall listen like a good Listener and kick the hampster

And Jesethophis did spare the hamster but the gerbil was kicked and his ball did roll. And then the Speaker was greatly displeased and he called Jesethophis and said, "Why did you spare the hamster? And why did you, my servant not kick his ball and watch him roll?"
Jesethophis was much afraid and he did tremble but the speaker said unto him, "Fear not for you are still good in my sight, but kick the damn hamster now ore there is gonna be a heap of trouble!"
But the gerbil was not yet vanquished and did rise up and take venegance upon the hamster who did pull out his flaming sword and hath smote the gerbil.

But the gerbil was not yet vanquished and did rise up and take venegance upon the hamster who did pull out his flaming sword and hath smote the gerbil.
let us pay respect to the noble gerbil by creating a great marvel, it should be entombed in a beercan pyramid

Let us remember the gerbil, let us lay a wreath upon him monument. But the Hamster shall feel our wrath, kick! hee hee, look at him go. . .oh damn, the gerbil killed him.

w00t! A haven for the criminally insane! *Watches angry mob, complete with pitchforks and torches, charge at him, only to be cut down by the carfully positioned Claymore mines* Well, I warned them not to play with my... experiments. Any chance I can set up a lab here? I don't need much space, just a few square miles for a small particle accelerator, maybe a story high Van deGraaf generator or three...

They are mines. I thought they were but people said that it was a grenade. anyway that incoming rocket ja i would run.

Let us remember the gerbil, let us lay a wreath upon him monument. But the Hamster shall feel our wrath, kick! hee hee, look at him go. . .oh damn, the gerbil killed him.
has the gerbil resurrected already? and so swiftly taken revenge upon its rodent slayer?

A man was walking in the wood when he came to a small pool of water. There sitting on the other side of the pool was a bear. The man was stunned because the bear was wearing a Fez.
The bear said, "Hey, got a light?" and pulled out a pack of Camels.
The man said, "Sure." pulled out a zippo and gave the bear a light. He took a Camel and lit up himself. "So, what's a bear like you doing smoking next to a pool like this?"

The bear said, "Well, if I quit smoking I'd fatten up and lose my girlish figure."
"Ah, I thought you were a woman." said the man.

So you see, its a lot like life in the US and another place I forget.

has the gerbil resurrected already? and so swiftly taken revenge upon its rodent slayer?

don't mess with gerbil zombies.

A man was walking in the wood when he came to a small pool of water. There sitting on the other side of the pool was a bear. The man was stunned because the bear was wearing a Fez.
The bear said, "Hey, got a light?" and pulled out a pack of Camels.
The man said, "Sure." pulled out a zippo and gave the bear a light. He took a Camel and lit up himself. "So, what's a bear like you doing smoking next to a pool like this?"

The bear said, "Well, if I quit smoking I'd fatten up and lose my girlish figure."
"Ah, I thought you were a woman." said the man.

So you see, its a lot like life in the US and another place I forget.
Brilliant! That is Guiness worthy!

A man was walking in the wood when he came to a small pool of water. There sitting on the other side of the pool was a bear. The man was stunned because the bear was wearing a Fez.
The bear said, "Hey, got a light?" and pulled out a pack of Camels.
The man said, "Sure." pulled out a zippo and gave the bear a light. He took a Camel and lit up himself. "So, what's a bear like you doing smoking next to a pool like this?"

The bear said, "Well, if I quit smoking I'd fatten up and lose my girlish figure."
"Ah, I thought you were a woman." said the man.

So you see, its a lot like life in the US and another place I forget.
here here, i nominate you for a promotion,
though i liked the first one more

here here, i nominate you for a promotion,
though i liked the first one more
There are two chairman seats.
31 you are promoted to Chairman Mao of this Convention. His spot for speaker is open.

here here, i nominate you for a promotion,
though i liked the first one more

The sequel is never as good as the first. Now, if I were truely gifted I could pull and Indiana Jones and make the third better than the second, but, unfortunatly I don't believe in effort.

There are two chairman seats.
31 you are promoted to Chairman Mao of this Convention. His spot for speaker is open.
i would try for Speaker but im much better at listening

The sequel is never as good as the first. Now, if I were truely gifted I could pull and Indiana Jones and make the third better than the second, but, unfortunatly I don't believe in effort.
Effort? Who wants to put forth effort, this is a party.

There are two chairman seats.
31 you are promoted to Chairman Mao of this Convention. His spot for speaker is open.

You don't know the honor this is for me. I have a Chinese communist hat and Little Red book, no joke. Someday when I am more computer savy I am going to take a picture wearing the gear and holding the book and insert it into a party photo with me standing next to Mao. heh heh, communists, you gotta laugh.

The sequel is never as good as the first. Now, if I were truely gifted I could pull and Indiana Jones and make the third better than the second, but, unfortunatly I don't believe in effort.
that is good, effort is the root of all evil... or is that money, lets ask pink floyd

that is good, effort is the root of all evil... or is that money, lets ask pink floyd

mmmmm, Pink Floyd, so good on toast.

that is good, effort is the root of all evil... or is that money, lets ask pink floyd
No, no money is good, it buys more booze. Effort is evil, it takes attention away from television.

No, no money is good, it buys more booze. Effort is evil, it takes attention away from television.

mmmmm, television, so good on toast.

No, no money is good, it buys more booze. Effort is evil, it takes attention away from television.
no television evil it takes attention away from life... and making money to buy booze

mmmmm, television, so good on toast.
huh, i think it goes better on waffles with a side of radio

no television evil it takes attention away from life... and making money to buy booze
How about this, booze is the ultimate good.

Ladies and gentlemen, I, the Chairman Mao am called away on urgent business, *stands at podium with arms wrapped around two beautiful women*
I bid you to continue your romp and enjoy your non-effort, rationality free thread of good cheer. I am going to. . .talk. . .with some important people about. . .ere. . .something. See ya!!

How about this, booze is the ultimate good.
i will concur in this alternate personality... but let us also pay tribute to munchies and watching football at the bar

Ladies and gentlemen, I, the Chairman Mao am called away on urgent business, *stands at podium with arms wrapped around two beautiful women*
I bid you to continue your romp and enjoy your non-effort, rationality free thread of good cheer. I am going to. . .talk. . .with some important people about. . .ere. . .something. See ya!!
farethee well Chairman, and might I inquire as to how i might meet such attractive companions

farethee well Chairman, and might I inquire as to how i might meet such attractive companions

*yelling over my shoulder as I leave the room* "Insanity my friend, insanity. . .and a lot of money."

*yelling over my shoulder as I leave the room* "Insanity my friend, insanity. . .and a lot of money."
May you soon return.

*yelling over my shoulder as I leave the room* "Insanity my friend, insanity. . .and a lot of money."
well i can handle the insanity, hey anyone willing to knockoff a 7-11 with me, i guarantee it will get us more booze and members off the oposite sex

this place is dead, did the bar close or something??

Ooh, this may or may not be my kind of thread!

Ooh, this may or may not be my kind of thread!
i certainly hope it is

this place is dead, did the bar close or something??
What the bar close, NEVER! I'll help you, you get the trout and I'll get the get-away car.

Ooh, this may or may not be my kind of thread!
Stay, you can say what you want here, no matter how insane it is.

I'm supposed to be going out soon. Unfortunately, I'm nursing a sore chest and groin from an incident involving a friend and my evil twin. :(

What the bar close, NEVER! I'll help you, you get the trout and I'll get the get-away car.
"sweet but i get to drive"- jay in Dogma

we have a spot open for Speaker of the House... any takers?

:fluffle: Can you feeel the looove toniiiiight!!??
LALALALALALA!!!!!!!! I know, I know. I sing beautifully. Hit me baby one more tiime!!!! *does scary dance*

:fluffle: Can you feeel the looove toniiiiight!!??
LALALALALALA!!!!!!!! I know, I know. I sing beautifully. Hit me baby one more tiime!!!! *does scary dance*
with the power invested to me as Listener of the House i hereby declare you Singer of the House.

we have a spot open for Speaker of the House... any takers?
The house can speak for itself. I need my mouth for drinking.

The house can speak for itself. I need my mouth for drinking.
ah but if you are Speaker you get unlimited booze free of charge
(same goes for singer)

The house can speak for itself. I need my mouth for drinking.
I hereby make you Bartender of the House.

Odd-Fellow Official Positions
Kervoskia- Chairman of the Ayatollah
31- Chairman Mao
Nonconformitism- Listener of the House
Eclectic Fae- Singer of the House
Neo-Anarchists-
Lunatic Goofballs-

Here are the rankings from highest to most northeastern.

Vodka
Whiskey
Fox Trot
Bourbon
Looney
Rum
Gomer Pile USMC
Rum
Sober

*relaxes in the corner, by the mushroom plantation*
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*relaxes in the corner, by the mushroom plantation*
Mmmmm.... pretty colorgchwcnocacnolnfwinwlcms
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