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Go ahead and WORSHIP YOUR IDOL, WHO SERVES YOU BEEF! PRAY TO YOUR GOLDEN CALF! YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

"Have it your way" in HELL!

THE KING?! THE KING OF WHAT?!

SATAN.

Revelations 2:14 - But I have a few things against you, because you have there some who hold the teaching of Balaam, who kept teaching Balak to put a stumbling block before the sons of Israel, to eat things sacrificed to idols and to commit acts of immorality.

God will eat your BURGER KING (along with the other EVIL KINGS--SADDAM HUSSEIN TOO, PROBABLY), AS PROPHESIED IN THE HOLY BIBLE!!

Revelation 19:17-18 Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, and he cried out with a loud voice, saying to all the birds which fly in midheaven, "Come, assemble for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of kings and the flesh of commanders and the flesh of mighty men and the flesh of horses and of those who sit on them and the flesh of all men, both free men and slaves, and small and great."

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Go ahead and read your Harry Potter books. See if your magic saves you from JESUS!

Revelations 2:26 - He who overcomes, and he who keeps My deeds until the end, TO HIM I WILL GIVE AUTHORITY OVER THE NATIONS AND HE SHALL RULE THEM WITH A ROD OF IRON, AS THE VESSELS OF THE POTTER ARE BROKEN TO PIECES, as I also have received authority from My Father.

http://mars.drw.net/acw83/arslock/Pictures/DARTHMAUL.gif (http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/)
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Even in Star Wars, the first movie to encourage people to worship the devil, Satan finally shows his face!

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When Christ comes, he will TAKE OVER THE CORRUPT, EVIL UNITED NATIONS!

Revelations 7:9 - After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude which no one could count, from every nation and all tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed in white robes, and palm branches were in their hands.

Also, after the Rapture, homosexuals will conquer the Earth!

Revelation 13:2 And the beast which I saw was like a leopard, and his feet were like those of a bear, and his mouth like the mouth of a lion. And the dragon gave him his power and his throne and great authority.

Drag-Queen means DRAGON QUEEN (http://www.youth-unlimited.org/images/Selena_Sakowitz/Selena%20-%20Leopard%20Print%20Layout.JPG)

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'Mad' Dog 20\20 is the wine of the Wrath of God!

Revelation 14:10 - He also will drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is mixed in full strength in the cup of His anger; and he will be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb.

God is a SMOKER! Cigarettes are HOLY!!! ANTI-TOBACCO LOBBYISTS ARE WORKING FOR SATAN! (They don't say "holy smoke" for nothing!!)

Revelation 15:8 - And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God and from His power; and no one was able to enter the temple until the seven plagues of the seven angels were finished.

YOU SINNERS BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT, BECAUSE THE BOWLS OF THE WRATH OF GOD ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL...!!! BEWARE THE BOWLS!

Revelation 16:1 - Then I heard a loud voice from the temple, saying to the seven angels, "Go and pour out on the earth the seven bowls of the wrath of God."

Blessed is God, the true God, the one and only God, the God of Christ. May God curse all you sinners! Spread the Good News, Brothers and Sisters!

Revelation 6:10 - "How long, O Lord, holy and true, will You refrain from judging and avenging our blood on those who dwell on the earth?"

lmfao best post ever.

have you ever read the burger king cups? Take about selfish assholes.

You put a lot of work into this.

I don't know whether to laugh at that or the post.

You put a lot of work into this.

I don't know whether to laugh at that or the post.
It only takes 10 minutes when you have JESUS on your side!

lmfao best post ever.

have you ever read the burger king cups? Take about selfish assholes.
I stopped going to Burger King, after they started selling Spongebob Squarepants toys to children.

Blasphemers.

Your first error is your interpretation of Revelations. The book uses so many symbols, codes, and the such that it is almost impossible to interpret, not even lifelong theologians have been able to. Also, the man who wrote it, John, was being held in the Roman equivilant of Alcatraz. Of several possible mistakes, you fell into the one where you pore over every detail thinking you know exactly what it means. Though the bible is God's own word and gospel, you should be careful as to how to read this particular book.

Therefore, I declare taht this post is probably just the rantings of a very odd person.

WTF? :confused:

LOL and I don't do that much online.

Your first error is your interpretation of Revelations. The book uses so many symbols, codes, and the such that it is almost impossible to interpret, not even lifelong theologians have been able to. Also, the man who wrote it, John, was being held in the Roman equivilant of Alcatraz. Of several possible mistakes, you fell into the one where you pore over every detail thinking you know exactly what it means. Though the bible is God's own word and gospel, you should be careful as to how to read this particular book.

Therefore, I declare taht this post is probably just the rantings of a very odd person.
I don't know about you, but my Bible actually tells me the truth, of what's supposed to happen, during the end of days. My Bible can just be read easily and doesn't need some damn Ivy League professor to interpret it. If that's what God intended, then he wouldn't have given it to so many people (instead of just the liberal professors of theology).

Though the bible is God's own word and gospel

You'd think an omniscient and omnipotent being would be a better writer, but I guess not.

I stopped going to Burger King, after they started selling Spongebob Squarepants toys to children.
Blasphemers.

No, only the purveyors of the toys are blasphemers! The King is the way of life, and I wear his mark out of pride! All hail the Burger King!

Who is the source of evil? Behold!:

http://www.bootsnall.org/datw/archives/ronald%20mcdonald.jpg

No, only the purveyors of the toys are blasphemers! The King is the way of life, and I wear his mark out of pride! All hail the Burger King!

Who is the source of evil? Behold!:

http://www.bootsnall.org/datw/archives/ronald%20mcdonald.jpg
Hmm. I'll need to check on that. Thank you, Sister.

Your first error is your interpretation of Revelations. The book uses so many symbols, codes, and the such that it is almost impossible to interpret, not even lifelong theologians have been able to. Also, the man who wrote it, John, was being held in the Roman equivilant of Alcatraz. Of several possible mistakes, you fell into the one where you pore over every detail thinking you know exactly what it means. Though the bible is God's own word and gospel, you should be careful as to how to read this particular book.

Therefore, I declare taht this post is probably just the rantings of a very odd person.

Um... It's a satire (I think that's the Lit. Term I want to use) of overzealous Christians.

At least I hope I'm right. Judging from your other posts, Plutophobia, I'd say that this is a mockery/joke/satire. *shrugs* Flame me if I'm wrong.

with that thread title I thought they were reforming ABBA again..



(rimshot) ehehe

As ironic deconstruction, this is brilliant. As something to be taken seriously, its psychotic.

Hmm.

Yes! You know! Can you not see the evil which lurks within!
Our numbers are legion, you shall not stop us!

YOU SINNERS BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT, BECAUSE THE BOWLS OF THE WRATH OF GOD ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL...!!! BEWARE THE BOWLS!

Revelation 16:1 - Then I heard a loud voice from the temple, saying to the seven angels, "Go and pour out on the earth the seven bowls of the wrath of God."

That was pretty funny.

What you say is true, it is not wise to stand against God!

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http://www.dogma-movie.com/artwork/images/mooby.gif

Mooby is the true false deity.

Bah, my armies are already moving against the evil burger-king guy.

Hmm. I'll need to check on that. Thank you, Sister.

No, I'm actually a guy. I named my country after the name of a character in a story I wrote (It's actually his last name), so it's kind of misleading. I'd change it, but I like the sound of it too much.

I stopped going to Burger King, after they started selling Spongebob Squarepants toys to children.

Blasphemers.

Good for you.

I boycotted spongebob and harry potter
Lets see them burn in hell, the 7th layer either the 2nd or 3rd circle.

Bah, my armies are already moving against the evil burger-king guy.

Would you dare raise your hand against the god who can command this power?:

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Would you dare raise your hand against the god who can command this power?:

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I already have! The glorious forces of good march onwards to final victory!

I already have! The glorious forces of good march onwards to final victory!

Very good. However, your armies will never be able to break down this mighty gate!

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What you say is true, it is not wise to stand against God!

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How dare they put George Bush's head on Napoleon's body.

NAPOLEON WAS FRENCH!

No, only the purveyors of the toys are blasphemers! The King is the way of life, and I wear his mark out of pride! All hail the Burger King!

Who is the source of evil? Behold!:

http://www.bootsnall.org/datw/archives/ronald%20mcdonald.jpg

NO, these damned companies selling those homosexual Spongebob Squarepants toys to CHILDREN! TRYING TO TURN OUR YOUTH INTO A GANG OF RAGING, FLAMING HOMOS!! :mad:

NO, these damned companies selling those homosexual Spongebob Squarepants toys to CHILDREN! TRYING TO TURN OUR YOUTH INTO A GANG OF RAGING, FLAMING HOMOS!! :mad:

Yes, so they will by products like these:

http://www.scalzi.com/anusburger.jpg

No, I'm actually a guy. I named my country after the name of a character in a story I wrote (It's actually his last name), so it's kind of misleading. I'd change it, but I like the sound of it too much.
Yes, yes, as I said, thank you, Sister.

Very good. However, your armies will never be able to break down this mighty gate!

http://www.yenra.com/burger-king/burger-king.jpg
No, but we can take a page out of cold war era foreign policy, lay siege around it and contain it! :D

No, but we can take a page out of cold war era foreign policy, lay siege around it and contain it! :D

Do you think a siege can confound these defenses?

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I don't know about you, but my Bible actually tells me the truth, of what's supposed to happen, during the end of days. My Bible can just be read easily and doesn't need some damn Ivy League professor to interpret it. If that's what God intended, then he wouldn't have given it to so many people (instead of just the liberal professors of theology).

My bible is the King James version. What you have done is looked for the little details that appear to pertain to modern day life, when in reality it was written 60 years after Jesus left Earth. You've simply twisted and slightly perverted them.

I'll go to Burger King if I damn well please. It's good food with an interesting title thought up to say that their burgers are the best.

I'll read Harry Potter cause it's a damn good bit of fiction.

As is Star Wars.

The rest is too jumbled to make out, the point is that you've spent too much time trying to understand it. It's a good book to read if you don't try to interpret it too heavily.

You'd think an omniscient and omnipotent being would be a better writer, but I guess not.

It was written by a man named John.

Spongebob is not a homosexual, or an icon of perverted people, he is a fictional character thought up by a very straight marine biologist to teach children fundamental values such as friendship and sharing and caring in a funny, entertaining way. This crap about him being gay, or promoting being gay was thought up by liberals to strike back at the conservatives for getting Bush in office, and as such, should be thouroughly ignored.

Again, all this stuff is the twisted work of someone with too much free time.

By the way, I'm no theologist with an Ivy League degree, I"m just a devout 15 year old Lutheran who can't stand to see the Word of God perverted like this.

Yes, so they will by products like these:

http://www.scalzi.com/anusburger.jpg

Sickening ...

Yes, yes, as I said, thank you, Sister.

Sorry, misinterpreted. (How? :confused: )

Oh, and you're welcome. :p

Do you think a siege can confound these defenses?

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THE IRON GATES OF HELL!

Do you think a siege can confound these defenses?

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Easily, we just stay out of the defenses. We just stand there with our swards of doooooom and slay those who attempt to get in or out. We might use caterpuleeets to toss the dead back to whereever they came from.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm The chant of war. Do not be fooled. They lure you in, then its all over.

THE IRON GATES OF HELL!

Yes... their burgers are flame grilled... ON THE FIRES OF HELL!

Easily, we just stay out of the defenses. We just stand there with our swards of doooooom and slay those who attempt to get in or out. We might use caterpuleeets to toss the dead back to whereever they came from.

Nooo! Sabotage! My fortress is ruined...

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My bible is the King James version.
I use the King James version too. It's a good translation.

I like the thou's, and thee's. I mean, I just don't get that holy Jesus feeling in my groin, unless I'm reading scripture in old English.

I also enjoy the fact that it often translates homosexual as "sodomite." People criticize the KJV over that, but those people are probably all gay... (or liberal, which is pretty much the same thing).

I use the King James version too. It's a good translation.

I like the thou's, and thee's. I mean, I just don't get that holy Jesus feeling in my groin, unless I'm reading scripture in old English.

I also enjoy the fact that it often translates homosexual as "sodomite." People criticize the KJV over that, but those people are probably all gay... (or liberal, which is pretty much the same thing).

I don't care so long as it's the real deal.

I use the King James version too. It's a good translation.

I like the thou's, and thee's. I mean, I just don't get that holy Jesus feeling in my groin, unless I'm reading scripture in old English.

I also enjoy the fact that it often translates homosexual as "sodomite." People criticize the KJV over that, but those people are probably all gay... (or liberal, which is pretty much the same thing).


Actually the word Sodomite just means someone from Sodom and is often misconstrued to mean homosexual (there was no word for homosexual when the bible was written or during the original translations). Further, the sin of Sodom and Gommorah wasn't homosexuality, but inhospitality and having plenty but not helping those in need. I believe it was Ezekiel who clarified the ambiguous language used in Genesis.

Dear Lord, PLEASE tell me this is a joke and you're not serious...cuz if you are...you may be about the dumbest person ever...ok, not ever...but your mind seems to be seriously...inhibited. Honestly, whoever says that people who eat at Burger King are going to Hell or says that the Burger King mascot is the anti-christ...uh...wow. And as for the gay SpongeBob, lol I agree completely with Psychotic Psychos except the liberals part...actually I kinda figured it was the conservatives and their damn moral values (which apparently no one can have if they don't believe) that came up with the SpongeBob being gay. But the bigger question is this...what's wrong with being gay? I spose that's a bit off topic though, so I withdraw the question and rather suggest it be a subject you seriously ponder, but not reply here. BTW, if you must know, I'm spiritual, not religious. I believe, but I HATE organized religion.

I don't care so long as it's the real deal.
Yeah, I know what you mean.

When it comes to your Bible, it doesn't really matter. No one is biased or will try to distort things to fit their own perspective. People just aren't like that (especially Christians).

This is probably my favorite thread i've ever read, really hilarious ^^ thanks man, really made my day ;)

Dear Lord, PLEASE tell me this is a joke and you're not serious...cuz if you are...you may be about the dumbest person ever...ok, not ever...but your mind seems to be seriously...inhibited. Honestly, whoever says that people who eat at Burger King are going to Hell or says that the Burger King mascot is the anti-christ...uh...wow. And as for the gay SpongeBob, lol I agree completely with Psychotic Psychos except the liberals part...actually I kinda figured it was the conservatives and their damn moral values (which apparently no one can have if they don't believe) that came up with the SpongeBob being gay. But the bigger question is this...what's wrong with being gay? I spose that's a bit off topic though, so I withdraw the question and rather suggest it be a subject you seriously ponder, but not reply here. BTW, if you must know, I'm spiritual, not religious. I believe, but I HATE organized religion.

Here's a €2 coin. Buy yourself a clue. :p

Dear Lord, PLEASE tell me this is a joke and you're not serious...cuz if you are...you may be about the dumbest person ever...ok, not ever...but your mind seems to be seriously...inhibited. Honestly, whoever says that people who eat at Burger King are going to Hell or says that the Burger King mascot is the anti-christ...uh...wow. And as for the gay SpongeBob, lol I agree completely with Psychotic Psychos except the liberals part...actually I kinda figured it was the conservatives and their damn moral values (which apparently no one can have if they don't believe) that came up with the SpongeBob being gay. But the bigger question is this...what's wrong with being gay? I spose that's a bit off topic though, so I withdraw the question and rather suggest it be a subject you seriously ponder, but not reply here. BTW, if you must know, I'm spiritual, not religious. I believe, but I HATE organized religion.

Nothing's wrong with being gay. But acting off of it is immoral.

And you may be right, I first found out about it while watching the new in homeroom at high school, and no one pays attention there anyway, so I may have missed that part.

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM PEOPLE? Just let what will happen happen and leave the deciding to God! We as humans have no idea what God is like or what some of his aspects are, and to guess and make statements is totally wrong. So quite complicating what cannot be understood.

Nothing's wrong with being gay. But acting off of it is immoral.

That's why it's so great! :D

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM PEOPLE? Just let what will happen happen and leave the deciding to God! We as humans have no idea what God is like or what some of his aspects are, and to guess and make statements is totally wrong. So quite complicating what cannot be understood.

But it's soooo much fun to try!!! And bash those who you feel are wrong. I do believe you just found that out.

That's why it's so great! :D

Huh?

Huh?

That's why acting off of being gay is great, because it's immoral.

Don't tell me you need to borrow a coin too?

Honestly, whoever says that people who eat at Burger King are going to Hell or says that the Burger King mascot is the anti-christ...uh...wow.

Burger King is definately pure evil. They are the masters of temptation.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm

That's why acting off of being gay is great, because it's immoral.

Don't tell me you need to borrow a coin too?
I'll just take the coin, two Euros you say?

That's why acting off of being gay is great, because it's immoral.

Don't tell me you need to borrow a coin too?

Okay, folks. That right there, yeah, that's a sin.

*Hauls in a dump truck of pennys* Here, you need them more then me! *Dumps them*

Burger King is definately pure evil. They are the masters of temptation.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm

Are you another one of those fat people suing?

I'll just take the coin, two Euros you say?

Yeah, that's like, what, $20 nowadays?

Okay, folks. That right there, yeah, that's a sin.

*Hauls in a dump truck of pennys* Here, you need them more then me! *Dumps them*

Everything worth while is a sin, fortunately.

Yeah, that's like, what, $20 nowadays?

Excuse me, but it's roughly $2.20, thank you very much!! Geez, don't you think there may be Americans here too!?

Everything worth while is a sin, fortunately.

Sitting down and reading the bible sure ain't!

Taking walks through the woods to admire God's work isn't.

Worshipping at church isn't.

Must I go on?

Yeah, that's like, what, $20 nowadays?
nah, $2.60-2.70.

That pisses me off, for some reason, when I was in Europe last summer, the Euro fell like five cents, and when I changed my money back, I got less back...er...however that works...

Sitting down and reading the bible sure ain't!

Taking walks through the woods to admire God's work isn't.

Worshipping at church isn't.

Must I go on?

Yeah, I know those aren't worth while. That's what I said.

Excuse me, but it's roughly $2.20, thank you very much!! Geez, don't you think there may be Americans here too!?

Oh, nooos, I insulted your currency! However shall you go on?

Yeah, I know those aren't worth while. That's what I said.
I dunno, I'd have to say that walking in the woods is fun...with an axe.

From the sacred scripture of Nuttin Atoll, Book the First, Verse 3.
And Guybrush said unto them, "Lo! Bear ye witness to the the true nature of he who is called the anti-christ (http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml)"
So there you have it.

Are you another one of those fat people suing?

No, I dont fall into the temptation of consuming fat packed death patties.

nah, $2.60-2.70.

That pisses me off, for some reason, when I was in Europe last summer, the Euro fell like five cents, and when I changed my money back, I got less back...er...however that works...

I gave up on that a long time ago. I just use my card when abroad, and don't worry about it.

Nothing's wrong with being gay. But acting off of it is immoral.

And you may be right, I first found out about it while watching the new in homeroom at high school, and no one pays attention there anyway, so I may have missed that part.
In the Bible, masturbation is just as bad as homosexuality, though.

That's why I'm hosting a rally, tomorrow night, in my town. We're going to march on the town hall and DEMAND that they:

Stop masturbating zoo animals
Censor pornography
Issue nationwide school uniforms
Install V-chips in every school's TV
Give harsh punishments for discussing pre-marital sex or posessing any material related to it.


I've already got my sign made.

"WANKERS GO TO HELL"
-Genesis 38:9

nah, $2.60-2.70.

That pisses me off, for some reason, when I was in Europe last summer, the Euro fell like five cents, and when I changed my money back, I got less back...er...however that works...
The Euro is Satan's currency. Its value is fueled by the souls of SINNERS!

I dunno, I'd have to say that walking in the woods is fun...with an axe.

See! Sin = fun. That's why those sticks in the mud hate it.

Jesus Really Rocks

I don't know about you, but my Bible actually tells me the truth, of what's supposed to happen, during the end of days. My Bible can just be read easily and doesn't need some damn Ivy League professor to interpret it. If that's what God intended, then he wouldn't have given it to so many people (instead of just the liberal professors of theology).

I have a book of my own, or several actually, the most famous is the Avesta. Prove the Avesta is wrong.

Jesus Really Rocks

No, no, that's wood. He should be getting it, instead.

Jesus Really Rocks
You don' fuck wit the Jesus, man! (http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2005/03/swearing-jesus.php)
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HA HA HAHA AHA ROFL ... im gonna die, this is about the funniest thing ive ever seen And it only took five minutes to reead it. He starts off by making a joking stab at christianity, and then christians come and decide that he was being serious. ROFL . soooooo funnny. tehehe :D its a riot i tell you, a riot!

I have a book of my own, or several actually, the most famous is the Avesta. Prove the Avesta is wrong.

Just look at it (http://www.avesta.se/)! An idolatrous calf an everything.

Just look at it (http://www.avesta.se/)! An idolatrous calf an everything.

Try www.avesta.org (http://www.avesta.org)

This is brilliant! I don't know what's funnier: the original post or the people who've come after taking it seriously and freaking out. Utterly priceless!

http://www.unc.edu/~brianz/thecreepyburgerking.jpg (http://www.unc.edu/~brianz/tendercrispbaconcheddarranch.html)
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Go ahead and WORSHIP YOUR IDOL, WHO SERVES YOU BEEF! PRAY TO YOUR GOLDEN CALF! YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

"Have it your way" in HELL!

THE KING?! THE KING OF WHAT?!

SATAN.

Revelations 2:14 - But I have a few things against you, because you have there some who hold the teaching of Balaam, who kept teaching Balak to put a stumbling block before the sons of Israel, to eat things sacrificed to idols and to commit acts of immorality.

God will eat your BURGER KING (along with the other EVIL KINGS--SADDAM HUSSEIN TOO, PROBABLY), AS PROPHESIED IN THE HOLY BIBLE!!

Revelation 19:17-18 Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, and he cried out with a loud voice, saying to all the birds which fly in midheaven, "Come, assemble for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of kings and the flesh of commanders and the flesh of mighty men and the flesh of horses and of those who sit on them and the flesh of all men, both free men and slaves, and small and great."

WTF?
Christ made all beasts clean to eat, ergo, beef is okay.
However, eating the flesh of people = murder, ergo, cannibalism is not.
(One of the Ten Commandments: Thou Shalt Not Commit Murder.)


http://www.bnr.bg/NR/rdonlyres/E7BCF4CE-BD4E-49EB-BACF-E01F3469496D/0/Harry_Potter.jpg (http://www.cmri.org/07-harrypotter.html)
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Go ahead and read your Harry Potter books. See if your magic saves you from JESUS!

Revelations 2:26 - He who overcomes, and he who keeps My deeds until the end, TO HIM I WILL GIVE AUTHORITY OVER THE NATIONS AND HE SHALL RULE THEM WITH A ROD OF IRON, AS THE VESSELS OF THE POTTER ARE BROKEN TO PIECES, as I also have received authority from My Father.


Okay...so, tell me, who here knows what a potter was two thousand years ago? Anybody, anybody?

Very well.

A potter made clay...OMG, who woulda thunk it...POTS! Ever seen a potter's wheel? You put clay on it, and press with your foot, and it goes round and round and round and round, and you work it with your hands, and it becomes...a clay pot. Wow. Absotively AMAZING. Never would have guessed.

The surname Potter, like many Western surnames, comes because an ancestor was...a potter by profession. *sighs* I feel very badly for cultureless people.


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Even in Star Wars, the first movie to encourage people to worship the devil, Satan finally shows his face!

StarWars is a Space Opera David and Goliath type tale. Not a "ooh worship satan" type tale. Where the heck are you speculating all this from?
And if you don't like StarWars, fine. But don't insult it, okay? :sniper:


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When Christ comes, he will TAKE OVER THE CORRUPT, EVIL UNITED NATIONS!

Revelations 7:9 - After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude which no one could count, from every nation and all tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed in white robes, and palm branches were in their hands.


The UN does nothing. It needs to die. But I have no idea where you've gotten this from.


Also, after the Rapture, homosexuals will conquer the Earth!

Revelation 13:2 And the beast which I saw was like a leopard, and his feet were like those of a bear, and his mouth like the mouth of a lion. And the dragon gave him his power and his throne and great authority.

Drag-Queen means DRAGON QUEEN (http://www.youth-unlimited.org/images/Selena_Sakowitz/Selena%20-%20Leopard%20Print%20Layout.JPG)


Lions and leopards and bears, oh my? And the "Drag" in drag-queen comes from an English based word, which one I forget, and the exact meaning I forget, but it isn't dragon...I'd guess it's more like "a hinderance" in ancient meaning; Dragon comes from the Latin "dracus".


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'Mad' Dog 20\20 is the wine of the Wrath of God!

Revelation 14:10 - He also will drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is mixed in full strength in the cup of His anger; and he will be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb.


? It wasn't even invented back then. The "wine of the wrath of God" is figurative. Wine lights on fire. ;)


God is a SMOKER! Cigarettes are HOLY!!! ANTI-TOBACCO LOBBYISTS ARE WORKING FOR SATAN! (They don't say "holy smoke" for nothing!!)

Revelation 15:8 - And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God and from His power; and no one was able to enter the temple until the seven plagues of the seven angels were finished.


Smoke from incense. The Bible also equates the human body to a temple of the Lord, and therefore says to not defile it. Research has shown smoking to cause significant damage. "Holy smoke" comes because gentlemen way back when didn't swear in front of ladies.


YOU SINNERS BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT, BECAUSE THE BOWLS OF THE WRATH OF GOD ARE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL...!!! BEWARE THE BOWLS!

Revelation 16:1 - Then I heard a loud voice from the temple, saying to the seven angels, "Go and pour out on the earth the seven bowls of the wrath of God."

Blessed is God, the true God, the one and only God, the God of Christ. May God curse all you sinners! Spread the Good News, Brothers and Sisters!

Revelation 6:10 - "How long, O Lord, holy and true, will You refrain from judging and avenging our blood on those who dwell on the earth?"

Okay, so really, I posted all that b/c a friend of mine was expecting a post. I treat this thread as a joke, although the humor is terribly crude.

Lol Rabid Rabbit I assumed he was joking, but honestly...there are SOME people who would be serious in accusing the Burger King of being the Anti-Christ. I've personally met some. I personally will never let the Bible rule my life, and I'll keep my own views and whatnot, and would love to make jokes like those seen here, but I'm a nice guy so I don't do that...not sayin that you guys aren't nice, but I'm so nice I'm practically the stereotypical gay. lol :D

Try www.avesta.org (http://www.avesta.org)

Nah, I liked the Swedish original better.

Ummmmm am I Evil? Just wanted to know, because
I drive an Anti-Chryster.

Bloody brilliant!

WTF?
Christ made all beasts clean to eat, ergo, beef is okay.
However, eating the flesh of people = murder, ergo, cannibalism is not.
(One of the Ten Commandments: Thou Shalt Not Commit Murder.)
Yes, but eating meat which was offered to other Gods (such as Ronald McDonald or the Burger King) is a sin. I think the number of obese people, who face obesity-related health problems are simply feeling the wrath of God, for their evil.

Okay...so, tell me, who here knows what a potter was two thousand years ago? Anybody, anybody?
It's a prophecy. They didn't know what nuclear bombs and supercomputers were, either. It doesn't mean it can't be in Revelation.

A potter made clay...OMG, who woulda thunk it...POTS! Ever seen a potter's wheel? You put clay on it, and press with your foot, and it goes round and round and round and round, and you work it with your hands, and it becomes...a clay pot. Wow. Absotively AMAZING. Never would have guessed.
No.

The surname Potter, like many Western surnames, comes because an ancestor was...a potter by profession. *sighs* I feel very badly for cultureless people.
So, isn't it possible, then, that this Harry Potter is the descendent of a potter? I think you need to read Revelation again. I don't know what your Bible says, but mine says Potter will be broken into pieces.

StarWars is a Space Opera David and Goliath type tale. Not a "ooh worship satan" type tale. Where the heck are you speculating all this from?
And if you don't like StarWars, fine. But don't insult it, okay? :sniper:
Click the links, on the images. There's plenty of stuff on there, which explains how Star Wars is a film by Satan!

I mean, think about it. Anakin Skywalker is born through "the Force" (holy spirit) and has no father? They're obviously copying off of Jesus. If you look more into things, you find that George Lucas stuck a lot of Buddhist and Taoist (Satanic religions) doctrine in there too. It isn't just entertainment. It's subversive, spiritual propaganda, all part of the satanic conspiracy to tear people from God.

Lions and leopards and bears, oh my? And the "Drag" in drag-queen comes from an English based word, which one I forget, and the exact meaning I forget, but it isn't dragon...I'd guess it's more like "a hinderance" in ancient meaning; Dragon comes from the Latin "dracus".
Other than what the prophet foresaw, that wasn't meant to be taken literally. It was obvious, in Revelation, that the creature was certainly a homosexual, but the "dragon queen" thing was just something I said, because it fit, very well... almost as if God had intended it! ;)

? It wasn't even invented back then. The "wine of the wrath of God" is figurative. Wine lights on fire. ;)
REVELATION IS NOT FIGURATIVE!!!

And it doesn't matter if it wasn't invented. It's a prophecy.

Smoke from incense. The Bible also equates the human body to a temple of the Lord, and therefore says to not defile it. Research has shown smoking to cause significant damage. "Holy smoke" comes because gentlemen way back when didn't swear in front of ladies.
It didn't say "smoke from incense." It said "smoke from the glory of God." The glory of God is incense? No. It was obviously smoke coming from God.

Lions and leopards and bears, oh my? And the "Drag" in drag-queen comes from an English based word, which one I forget, and the exact meaning I forget, but it isn't dragon...I'd guess it's more like "a hinderance" in ancient meaning; Dragon comes from the Latin "dracus".

Drag Queen comes from theatrical work of Elibethan England (such as Shakespeare) in which men played the female parts (women did not act). The scripts would have "DrAG" in the margins beside the character which mean "Dressed As Girl".

Yes, but eating meat which was offered to other Gods (such as Ronald McDonald or the Burger King) is a sin. I think the number of obese people, who face obesity-related health problems are simply feeling the wrath of God, for their evil.


It's a prophecy. They didn't know what nuclear bombs and supercomputers were, either. It doesn't mean it can't be in Revelation.


No.


So, isn't it possible, then, that this Harry Potter is the descendent of a potter? I think you need to read Revelation again. I don't know what your Bible says, but mine says Potter will be broken into pieces.


Click the links, on the images. There's plenty of stuff on there, which explains how Star Wars is a film by Satan!

I mean, think about it. Anakin Skywalker is born through "the Force" (holy spirit) and has no father? They're obviously copying off of Jesus. If you look more into things, you find that George Lucas stuck a lot of Buddhist and Taoist (Satanic religions) doctrine in there too. It isn't just entertainment. It's subversive, spiritual propaganda, all part of the satanic conspiracy to tear people from God.


Other than what the prophet foresaw, that wasn't meant to be taken literally. It was obvious, in Revelation, that the creature was certainly a homosexual, but the "dragon queen" thing was just something I said, because it fit, very well... almost as if God had intended it! ;)


REVELATION IS NOT FIGURATIVE!!!

And it doesn't matter if it wasn't invented. It's a prophecy.


It didn't say "smoke from incense." It said "smoke from the glory of God." The glory of God is incense? No. It was obviously smoke coming from God.


I'm going through here bit by bit, so bear with me.

First off, Ronald McDonald and Burger King are not gods, they're mascots. There's a big difference there. You should know that. If you don't, well, that's just sad.

Nukes and supercomputers are not in Revalations. I checked the whole book. Revelations was written by a man on the verge of insanity.

No, it isn't possible that Harry Potter is a descendent because HP is a fictional character. Let's say it together, fictional!!

Anikin had a father, he died before the movie. Duh. Stop looking for the worst in things.

Guess what, Revelations is figurative. I've had many a talk with my pastor over this, and he's said the same thing. Maybe you should talk with your pastor, father, friar, whatever, first.

Though, yes, it is a prophecy, written in code however to prevent Roman authorities from taking it. Read a history book now and then, would you.

Yeah, I know those aren't worth while. That's what I said.

Uh, yeah they are. Have you ever tried them? I didn't think so.

w00t!! Five Hundred posts!!!!11!!!!!111!!!

I'm going through here bit by bit, so bear with me.

First off, Ronald McDonald and Burger King are not gods, they're mascots. There's a big difference there. You should know that. If you don't, well, that's just sad.
To you and me, maybe.

Nukes and supercomputers are not in Revalations. I checked the whole book. Revelations was written by a man on the verge of insanity.
LIAR!

After hearing you discredit the Bible, I am not even going to listen to the rest, oh, foul agent of SATAN!

This is just gettin stupid now...I don't even know why I'm replying...I obviously have no actual subject matter to discuss so I guess ending this at any random point would be fine.............................

Drag Queen comes from theatrical work of Elibethan England (such as Shakespeare) in which men played the female parts (women did not act). The scripts would have "DrAG" in the margins beside the character which mean "Dressed As Girl".
So that's why?

That makes too much sense.
:eek:
I bet it's a vast right-wing conspiracy to brainwash transvestites!

So that's why?

That makes too much sense.
:eek:
I bet it's a vast right-wing conspiracy to brainwash transvestites!
SATAN!

Sitting down and reading the bible sure ain't!

Taking walks through the woods to admire God's work isn't.

Worshipping at church isn't.

Must I go on?

I believe the term was "worthwhile". :p

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Sorry, I couldn't resist that. Ever so often I enjoy messing with fundamentalist folks. No serious offense meant.

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And this is so fun that I'm seriously considering trying it too. Trolling is an art in itself. :p

To you and me, maybe.


LIAR!

After hearing you discredit the Bible, I am not even going to listen to the rest, oh, foul agent of SATAN!

You would dare insult me to such a level? Calling me an agent of Satan? Look who's talking. You are the one who has twisted the Word of God to such an evil level!!! I keep my devotion solely to God and none other. You blasphemer!

What do you think happens when you are holed up in a prison with a door and no windows, and are not allowed to worship God for so many years? I tell you what, you go crazy!! While I do belive that Revelations is indeed a prophecy, I do not believe the writer had the capacity to think up such things as nukes or supercomputers. If you're such a bible-thumper in such the way as you say, then why are you even on Nationstates, or the computer at all? What do you think exists behind the internet?

Stop, stop.

Pschycotic Pschycos, settle down. Plutophobia is being satire (doing a funny job, too. :D). I honestly doubt he even believes in Lord Jesus Christ, Saviour of Humanity and Son of God.

On the other hand, if Plutophobia actually believes this (which I'm betting he doesn't), I will deal with him later. ;) :mp5: :eek:

But, for clarification purposes:

Revelation is a...that's right...a revelation on future events to the Apostile John. These future events are from the day it was delivered until the day the Lord comes down from the heavens for the Last Judgement.

The Revelation of John is written in apocalyptic form, some real, some fig.

Time short, gotta go.

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Man, that was fun. And yes, I'm not a Christian. I'm a deist. If you want to get more technical, you could say "Noahide", a non-Jewish person who follows the ten commandments. But then again, I have a tendency to ocassionally practice witchcraft. I don't know if that'd disqualify me.

Anyway, I'll never be a Christian, maybe someday Jewish, but definitely not Christian. Sorry, but it seems to me the only interpretation of the Bible that makes sense is the Jewish perspective (which contradicts Jesus as the Messiah, for good reason too), and plus, Paul's words were sexist. Even if he employed women to work in his church, then his letters weren't religious doctrine.

Before I even opened this thread, I was thinking, "Now Jesussaves . . . I can't wait to read this one."

Anakin had a father, he died before the movie.

Nope.

There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth...


I thought this was very Jesus-esque, too. However, Anakin was NOT the chosen one.

Luke was.

Anakin did 'balance' out the force when that happened, but the story didn't end. so i think that the 'balance' to the force is something different entirely. i mean, the obvious comparison to make is here is Jesus = Luke. Luke is the chosen one because he successfully melded the light side of the force with the dark side when he made Anakin rise up against Palpatine and then, effectively, ended the dark side of the force completely as soon as Darth Vader died. i thought the whole point was the fact that the dark side of the force was now gone, because the dark side was never supposed to have existed in the first place.

Uh, yeah they are. Have you ever tried them? I didn't think so.

Yeah, I never tried slashing my wrists, either - doesn't make it worth while.

Originally Posted by friend of a friend
Anakin did 'balance' out the force when that happened, but the story didn't end. so i think that the 'balance' to the force is something different entirely. i mean, the obvious comparison to make is here is Jesus = Luke. Luke is the chosen one because he successfully melded the light side of the force with the dark side when he made Anakin rise up against Palpatine and then, effectively, ended the dark side of the force completely as soon as Darth Vader died. i thought the whole point was the fact that the dark side of the force was now gone, because the dark side was never supposed to have existed in the first place.


Actually, I always thought that Anakin balanced out the force by destroying the light side. In the first movie, the Sith are gone and the light side reigns supreme--the scales are tipped too far towards good. It is only through the destruction of the light and a period of darkness that balance was achieved again.

Further, I think that the dark side was always supposed to exist--its all abou tthe duality of nature. It always amused me that the Council thought bringing balance to the force would be a good thing--when it was the Jedi who had unbalanced it by too much lightside.